hilarious soldier king

Chapter 100 put pigeons

in the afternoon.

training just ended
Tian Ming went down to the restaurant surrounded by everyone in the company, and wanted to compete with Xu Yan in terms of appetite.

Some people from other companies also followed suit and rushed to the restaurant, showing unusual attention to the game.

People streamed from all corners of the army to the restaurant, and soon there were many people gathered in front of the restaurant. They were not busy eating, but curiously pointing and discussing with Tian Ming and others.

"That person is Tian Ming, Xu Yan's opponent this time, he has a very big appetite, he can hold three or four by himself."

"Is it true? She doesn't look too fat."

"What do you know, the ones who can really eat are not necessarily fat people, only the bucket waist and bow belly can be eaten, this Tian Ming is the bucket waist, I'm sure he is still a bowl belly!"

"It's a good show this time. Food intake is no different than anything else. It's as big as it is. There's no need to be hypocritical, and there's no skill at all. Let's see how Xu Yan wins this time!"

During the discussion, time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, one to two ten minutes passed, but Xu Yan did not show up for a long time, not even the person with the scouting company came.

"Why hasn't Xu Yan come yet?"

"That's right. It's been so long since the training ended. It stands to reason that he should have arrived. Why hasn't he arrived yet? Could it be because he's afraid!"

"Probably not. Have you noticed that not only Xu Yan, but even the people from the reconnaissance company didn't seem to show up?"

"It should be that their company training is not over yet, let's wait!"

After waiting like this for another ten minutes, Xu Yan still didn't show up. He was a little irritable and couldn't help shouting: "Why haven't you come yet? Forget it, don't wait, go eat first, I'm starving to death!"

This remark aroused widespread response. Many people directly entered the restaurant and went to eat. Some were still hesitant. Before that, it became deserted, and only Tian Ming's company was still persisting.

"What's going on with Xu Yan? Why hasn't he come yet? He shouldn't have let us go!" A squad leader said with a gloomy face.

This question is destined to be unanswered, because no one knows what happened. Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads to express their ignorance.

"Squad leader, when will the competition start? I'm starving to death!" Tian Ming said with a bitter face. Basically, after training every day, he would go to the restaurant to eat. Before he entered, his stomach started to make revolutions, but because he had to wait for Xu Yan's competition, he didn't say it. Now that he heard the squad leader talking about it, and it was very likely that Xu Yan would not show up, he couldn't bear it. Live it out.

"What should we do?" Tian Ming's monitor asked.

"How about, let's go eat!" Someone suggested.

"Wait a little longer, lest Xu Yan arrives later." A squad leader vetoed this proposal, and seeing the faces of everyone looking hungry, he thought for a while and said: "Well, send someone to the reconnaissance company to see Look, hurry up!"

Someone went to the reconnaissance company to urge them. At this time, some of the people who went in to eat had already finished eating and came out, picking their teeth leisurely, standing on the steps in front of the restaurant, looking at Tian Ming and the others.

These people were full of food and drink, refreshed and satisfied, which formed a sharp contrast with Tian Ming and the others who were hungry and full of resentment and anxiety.

Another person walked out of the restaurant after eating and drinking, but still did not see Xu Yan, so he couldn't help asking, "Hey, why hasn't Xu Yan come yet?"

"I don't know, something has delayed it. They have already sent someone to remind them, and they should have a letter soon." Someone who came out earlier said.

A group of people continued to wait. After waiting for a few minutes, they went to scout the person who urged them, and ran back angrily. Tian Ming and others hurried up to meet them and asked, "How is it? When is Xu Yan coming?"

The man took a deep breath, met everyone's questioning eyes, and said in a muffled voice: "Don't mention it, the reconnaissance even went to the empty building, and there was no one there!"

"What's going on here?" A group of people looked at each other, and their intuition told them that things didn't seem to be good.

As if responding to the thoughts of this group of people, a person who came out of the restaurant suddenly said: "I remembered, today I saw people from the reconnaissance company leaving the army in a car, as if they were going to practice in the wild." Already!"

Training in the wild!

Hearing these four words, Tian Ming and the others were suddenly flustered.

"We were hungry and waited here for a long time like idiots, and he was not in the army at all."

"Then what is our persistence? Give me back my youth!"

"If you can't come, don't notify me, let us wait here, it's too much!"

Everyone broke into a clamor of smashing the pot, each of them was filled with anger, feeling like a mess, hating Xu Yan so much.

Tian Ming's stomach growled wildly, and he couldn't help but said: "Squad leader, Xu Yan can't come, let's go eat!"

"go to eat!"

……

field!

In an open place, everyone from the reconnaissance company gathered here, practicing throwing grenades.

Mo Wenyuan looked at Tang's back, and couldn't help but shook his head amusedly. The company commander was really not usually competitive. He knew that Xu Yan couldn't eat much, so he couldn't beat Tian Ming in all likelihood. It’s okay, and it’s okay to come to the field for training, but when you go outside, you let everyone practice throwing grenades. What does this mean? Where can’t you throw grenades?

"Company commander, practice throwing grenades, you don't need to come to the field!" Mo Wenyuan asked amusedly.

Tang Jue noticed the smile on his lips, glanced at him, and said solemnly: "Practice is a battle, and the combat situation cannot be as ideal as the playground training ground. Let everyone be familiar with different terrains, so that they can devote themselves better in the future. fighting."

This kind of reason is also acceptable, Mo Wenyuan was dumbfounded for a while, and then responded with a strange expression, "What the company commander said is true!"

After saying these words, Tang Jue seemed to be a little hot on the face, and ignored Mo Wenyuan. He turned his eyes and saw Jiang Danian's posture was wrong, strode towards him, and said: "You can't do this, even throwing a grenade There is a knack for…”

Telling Jiang Danian the secret, Tang Jue let him throw it again. Jiang Danian pursed his lips nervously, tightened the handle of the grenade, made a ring-pull action, raised the grenade high, and threw it forward suddenly. out.

The grenade loop was hooked to the cuff, flipped and flew high into the sky, and then fell to Tang Jue's feet with a thud when everyone was stunned. Tang Jue prostrated himself on the ground reflexively.

Haha!

The crowd burst into laughter.

Tang Jue got up from the ground, his face as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Company commander, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Jiang Danian shrank.

Tang Jue glared at him, and said angrily, "It wasn't intentional, do you know, if you did this, if I were on the battlefield, I would have died, not because I died fighting the enemy, but because I was aggrieved Die at the hands of my own people..."

(End of this chapter)