hilarious soldier king

Chapter 99 Eating and peeing, nothing can compare!

Haha!

Cheerful laughter rang out, and a group of onlookers booed one after another, shouting Xu Yan to come on, lest the world would not be chaotic.

As for the challenged company members, all of them had livid faces and were irritated by Xu Yan's stinking gesture, but after seeing Xu Yan's scolding, they could only swallow their anger and say in a low voice. : "We admit defeat in this game!"

"Come on, let's play for a while. I've just started warming up. Brother Situ hasn't even replied yet. Why did you admit defeat? It's hard to compete. You have to fight against each other for anything you want. One hundred rounds." Xu Yan disagreed.

That unfinished gesture made the opponent's teeth itch again. Xu Yan scolded him for being invincible and had the absolute upper hand. Of course he thought all this was fun, but as the party being scolded, they felt like they were sitting on pins and needles. Not only did they not find it fun, but they thought it was great torment.

"We admit defeat in this game!"

The opponent conceded defeat again, a group of people were black-faced, each of them held their breath, being bullied by Xu Yan, they made up their minds to beat Xu Yan once, to suppress his arrogance.

Several monitors exchanged glances and secretly asked what the next match would be, but everyone shook their heads one after another. They didn't have any good ideas. Xu Yan's performance was too amazing, no matter what they chose, they were not sure.

"Do you want to compare?" Xu Yan asked.

"Competition!" A squad leader said without hesitation. Although he hadn't thought of anything to compare to, and he hadn't found an event that could beat Xu Yan, he accepted the competition at the first time, and he was obviously overwhelmed.

"Better than what?"

"Bi..." The squad leader looked around, swept over everyone in the company, and passed by in a circle, but found no suitable candidate, his eyes turned back again, and when they fell on Tian Ming again, his eyes froze for a moment, his eyes froze. His eyes brightened instantly, and he shouted: "Tian Ming, you come out!"

"Squad leader, call me!" Tian Ming walked out from the crowd.

"Come and compete with him!" the squad leader ordered.

"Squad leader, I'm not good at military skills, and I don't know how to curse, I..." Tian Ming murmured.

"Who told you to compare this with him, better than what you are best at!"

"I'm not good at anything other than being able to eat." Tian Ming said shyly.

"It is to use your specialty of being able to eat, and compare it with him!" The squad leader said directly, what he likes is that Tian Ming can eat, he can't compare in physical fitness, shooting, wisdom and cursing, he doesn't believe that even Can't compare to eating.

"Can it be compared with eating?" Tian Ming doubted.

"Of course!" The squad leader responded, turned to look at Xu Yan, and said, "Xu Yan, in the next round, we will compete with you for eating, and whoever eats more will win."

Than to eat!
Everyone was dumbfounded, all of them had strange expressions. They had guessed after hearing the conversation between the squad leader and Tian Ming that there might be a meal next, but when they heard him bring it up, everyone was still stunned.

"Let me tell you, class monitor, are you impatient? You can even figure out what to eat." Xu Yan sneered.

"Why, don't you dare?"

"Of course not!" Xu Yan hesitated, and then said with a stiff neck, the competition has reached the current stage, it is impossible for him to shirk, but...

Xu Yan looked at Tian Ming secretly, and found that he was not tall, nor did he look fat, but his stomach was round, like a bucket, and he should have a bowleg belly. People like this are usually very good at eating, and now the other party deliberately Move him out to be more edible than yourself, and the opponent's combat effectiveness must be beyond doubt.

Just like what Ying and Xu Yan thought, someone in the crowd broke the news, "I know that Tian Ming, we were in the same company when we were recruits, and he was known for being able to eat at that time. I can eat half of it, and I can eat three or four of the average person, and I can eat a pot of rice for a meal."

"That's right, I've also seen him eat. He eats steamed buns that are bigger than a fist. He eats one in two mouthfuls. It's very tasty. This time Xu Yan has an opponent!"

"I don't know if Xu Yan can win this time. If he can win this time, then I really admire him!"

Everyone's discussion was heard, Xu Yan's heart thumped, and his heart gradually sank. This Tian Ming is really a super foodie, and he is stronger than he imagined. How can this compare!
You must know that eating is no different than anything else. If it is running, fighting, shooting, etc., you can use skills to make up for it, but how can you use skills to make up for eating?As much as you can eat is as much as you can eat, and there is no falsehood. The appetite is so big, and the stomach is so big. Is it impossible to eat in a variety of ways, so that the stomach that holds one bowl of rice can hold two bowls?
Just as Xu Yan was thinking about countermeasures, the squad leader urged, "Let's get started!"

Xu Yan hasn't figured out a countermeasure yet. Of course, it's impossible to start now. He rolled his eyes and said, "As for the competition, it's about fairness. I've had dinner before. Isn't it inappropriate to compete now!"

"I've eaten too." Tian Ming said.

Xu Yan nodded and said, "That's it. Both of them have eaten, and the amount they ate is not the same. For the sake of fairness, I suggest that this competition be postponed, and find a time when everyone has not eaten, and then come to the competition to eat. This way It's more fair, what do you think!"

What Xu Yan said was reasonable, and it was not easy for the other party to refuse. Although he knew that what he said was suspected of delaying time, he could only agree first.

"Eating, I can't compare it now, why don't we compare it with something else." Xu Yan suggested.

How could the other party agree to it? If they were sure to beat Xu Yan in other aspects, they wouldn't ask for a competition. The two sides agreed to fight again next time, and this time the competition would end accordingly.

The crowd dispersed, and the events of this match were quickly passed on.

"Have you heard that Xu Yan picked three more games in a row today, one for memory, one for singing, one for arguing and cursing, and won all three games. Among them, memory and arguing and cursing were directly overwhelming. Winning, especially his scolding skills, simply makes the world change color, and the mountains stand still."

"The next game is better than eating. I don't know if Xu Yan can continue his glory."

The news quickly spread to every corner of the wild wolf group like wings. Even Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company, also received the news.

The company commander's office.

The company commander's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he slapped the table and shouted: "Nonsense, too much nonsense!"

After roaring twice, Tang Jue said to Mo Wenyuan who was on the side: "What do you think about his head? If you want to compare physical fitness with shooting, it's fine, but he is kicked by a donkey when he compares cursing with others and compares eating with others?" Go and stop him for me, don't let him embarrass himself outside!"

"Well, I really have to stop it. This kid will definitely not win after eating. It's not easy to win so many games in a row. It can't be lost at the last minute!" Mo Wenyuan nodded solemnly.

Tang Jue: "..."

(End of this chapter)