hilarious soldier king

Chapter 98

"I'm afraid things are not that simple, this kid will definitely do amazing things next!"

Everyone discussed in low voices, and quickly reached a consensus. They didn't believe that the matter would end here, and they didn't believe that Xu Yan would bow his head and admit defeat, but believed that he would make a big move later.

Situ didn't care what everyone thought, although he wondered why Xu Yan bowed his head, but no matter what, Xu Yan said that he was afraid, which gave him a reason to attack, but seeing him sneered, he raised his voice and said, "Since you are afraid, hurry up and hold it." Roll your tail, don't swagger in front of our company!"

"This kid really doesn't know how to live or die!" Luo Yifei shook his head secretly, looking at Situ with the same gaze as if he was looking at a fool. Xu Yan was obviously playing tricks on him, but this Situ just didn't see it, and was still showing off his power here. Just like his IQ, it's worrying!

Thinking of this in his heart, Luo Yifei couldn't help looking at Xu Yan, but was surprised to find that Xu Yan didn't attack him directly, but greeted him and said, "Mule, let's go!"

Luo Yifei looked at Xu Yan in astonishment, never would have thought that he would say that. He had competed in so many projects before, but now he has reached the field he is best at, but suddenly bowed his head and gave in. What is the difference?
After a brief moment of stupefaction, Luo Yifei said unhappily, "What did you say? Go, your head is not broken, so let's just go, isn't it more harmful than arguing with him?"

"It's no match!" Xu Yan shook his head and sighed, "When I quarrel and hurt others, I'm even afraid of myself. I'm afraid that when the time comes, I won't be able to control myself, and they won't be able to hold back!"

Haha!

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.

"I knew that this guy didn't bow his head and admit defeat so easily, and it was exactly as I expected!"

"This guy's previous gesture was not to bow his head and admit defeat at all, but to pave the way for the current sentence."

"Advance by retreat, he is well versed in the way of pretending to be aggressive!"

"This guy can really pretend, but this fake is really beautiful, I give it ten points!"

I have to say that Xu Yan is really good at pretending. Pretending has been integrated into his flesh and blood, and he has already mastered it. Every word and action can be used to pretend, and the pretending does not contain any fireworks .

Hearing everyone's discussion, Situ's face suddenly darkened, and he shouted at Xu Yan: "Don't talk so much useless, I'll ask you if you dare to compete with me."

Dare to compete?
Xu Yan used practical actions to tell Situ the answer. He grinned, revealing two rows of white teeth, with a cold light shining on them, and the hesitation on his face was wiped away, leaving only excitement and excitement, for a long time I haven't scolded others heartily, and now the opportunity has finally come.

Before Situ could start shouting, Xu Yan took a step forward, pointed at Situ and said, "I definitely dare not compare with you, you are so awesome! You have slept with pigs, killed chickens, and often masturbated in school! You have raised wolves, let go Passed a sheep, slept with an orangutan! Traveled south! Crossed the north! Legs were crushed on the train track! Drinking water in the toilet! And kissed a donkey..."

Xu Yan said that he didn't dare to compare, but the insulting words behind him poured out like a machine gun, which stunned everyone and knocked Situ unconscious at the same time.

However, Situ is also a master of quarrels after all. After a short period of dizziness, he quickly reacted, opened his mouth and said my day, and was about to fight back, when Xu Yan's cursing words changed suddenly, and then Situ said: "Day , three men and two women, how can you have a share in your life, what day do you live, you can't reach it, you can't get in, the water is slippery, the dog bites you, you get pecked by chickens, you get stuck against the wall , to be stabbed by thorns, to be slashed by glass, to be cut by knives..."

"Nimma, this is too much!"

Everyone opened their mouths wide in surprise, never have they seen such a powerful method of swearing, the swearing words have become jingles, and they will change their routines and swearing words according to the other party's opening. Only strong combat experience can achieve this level!

Everyone was stunned, but Luo Yifei wasn't stunned. He had already seen Xu Yan scolding him before, and when Xu Yan scolded again, he listened with relish and laughed loudly from the sidelines.

"In the past, I only thought that Dong Yong, Xu Xianning, and Caichen were three people hanging out. One was a god, the other was a demon, and the other was a goddamn ghost. But when I saw Brother Situ today, I realized that all of them were dead. It’s not a big deal, although Brother Situ hasn’t lived through these days, but his courage and determination to fight against the sky and the earth, not to be afraid of thorns and pain, is worth learning for all of us!”

Situ was bloodied by Xu Yan's scolding, but he couldn't find a chance to fight back. Hearing Luo Yifei's sarcastic remarks, he was so angry that he glared at Luo Yifei and said, "I'm sorry..."

Before he could speak the following words, Xu Yan changed his cursing words to another jingle, "I'll hit your liver and your lungs, so you can't sleep in the middle of the night, walking against the wall, spitting bloodshot..."

The more Xu Yan cursed, the more vigorous he became, and his aura continued to rise. Afterwards, every time he cursed, he took a step forward, forcing Situ to take a step back.

The surrounding audience dispersed one after another and came out through a passage. Xu Yan just cursed and went one step further, forcing Situ to take thirty or forty steps back in an instant. The latter's feet softened and he fell to the ground.

It stands to reason that the winner here has already been decided, and he can stop, but Xu Yan has no intention of stopping, with one hand on his hip, one finger pointing at his nose, and continued to curse!

"Let's talk about you, look at your back and look at thousands of troops, turn your head to scare away millions of lions; use your photo as the desktop of the computer, and the **** is actually hit by a computer virus; you look so creative and live like that What courage..."

"It's not your fault for being ugly, but it's your fault for being scary! I suggest you go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you, otherwise it will affect the appearance of the city! It's best not to run around on the street, it's easy to get caught The police caught..."

"You are a crow blackened by smoke, a superman with a low IQ, a flying pig with mental retardation, a fish that can't swim, you need to have common sense without knowledge, watch TV without common sense, and know how to cover up if you don't watch TV, but Why can't your complex facial features conceal your simple IQ..."

Xu Yan was swearing and swearing, the words of swearing continued like a torrential river, and like the flood of the Yellow River, it was out of control. In the blink of an eye, thirty or forty sets of swearing words were changed, without the slightest pause in between. The signs of breathing, such explosive combat power, have long stunned Situ. At first he was able to open his mouth and make a gesture of rebuttal, but later he had to hang his head to listen...

"We admit defeat!" A squad leader shouted behind Xu Yan.

But Xu Yan acted as if he didn't hear it, and continued to curse for another two to three minutes, until the other party reminded him again and again and dragged Situ away from his feet, Xu Yan stopped.

"What are you doing, do you want to win by relying on more?" Xu Yan raised his brows and said, "Let's go together!"

(End of this chapter)