hilarious soldier king
Chapter 16 Calling the School Belle
Chapter 16 Calling the School Belle
Mo Wenyuan came out of the company commander's office, called Xu Yan who was waiting outside, and took him to report to the recruit company.
Because Xu Yan did not go to the local People's Armed Forces Department, when he came to the army, he was empty-handed. Not only did he not have a letter of introduction from the place, but he also had no military uniform and bedding.
Xu Yan changed into a new military uniform, carried bedding and other things, and walked on the road with his head held high. He saw many veterans coming and going, two in a row and three in a row. He couldn't help cheering up in his heart. He took the first step, successfully entered the army, and became a recruit during the inspection period.
Although he is not a real soldier yet, he believes that it won't be long before he can stand out among the recruits with his outstanding performance and become a real soldier. At that time, he can make a strong comeback and win the honor of being with the school belle Feng Miaochan. The bet between them made her his girlfriend.
Thinking of this, his heart became hot, and he wished he could call immediately, but the phone was confiscated, and he couldn't pass on the good news as soon as possible, which made him murmur uncomfortably, but he quickly dismissed this little regret put aside.
As the saying goes, it’s never too late to have a good meal, and the same goes for putting on a show. Isn’t there a phone booth in the army, and it’s the same when you settle down and call back.
The two soon came to the recruits' dormitory, which was a five-story barracks, and there was a banner outside that welcomed recruits to join the army. Mo Wenyuan said something to the veterans in charge of the dormitory, and took Xu Yan upstairs directly.
Go up the second floor and turn left, walk through several dormitories, and come to the second row and third squad. There is a recruit in the third squad who has withdrawn due to physical reasons. There just happened to be a vacancy, so Xu Yan was assigned here.
Mo Wenyuan greeted Sun Xin, the squad leader, pulled him out and gave him instructions before leaving.
Here, Xu Yan had just settled down, so he yelled a report, saying that he had just joined the army and wanted to call his parents to report that he was safe, and couldn't wait to go there to show off.
This request was reasonable, and Sun Xin couldn't refuse, so he told a few people in the class and took Xu Yan to make a call.
There is a special place in the army to make phone calls, each person is limited to 3 minutes, and because of the confidential nature of the army, there are special personnel to monitor the phone, so as not to let someone not know the rules and leak confidential information.
Because it was the noon break, the recruits did not train. Many recruits made calls at this time, and there were many people lined up outside the phone booth.
"There are so many people!" Xu Yan glanced at the team and couldn't help but smack his tongue.
"This is still a small number of people. When the recruits first entered the army, there were more people queuing up to make calls." Sun Xin said with a curled lip.
"Squad leader, how many years have you been in the army?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes.
"This year is the fourth year!"
"Wow, it's been four years, doesn't that mean you know a lot of people?"
"Basically, half of the troops know each other." Sun Xin did not doubt that he was there, and answered every question.
Xu Yan smiled slyly, pointed at the veteran monitoring the phone not far away, and asked, "Do you know the veteran squad leader over there?"
"I know you!"
"That's great." Xu Yan cheered, rubbed his hands together and said, "Squad leader, you see so many people queuing up, I don't know that it will be my turn in the Year of the Monkey, I think I'd better just go there!"
Sun Xin was dumbfounded, and only then did he realize that the reason why he asked so many questions with this kid was because he wanted to jump in line!
"Squad leader, wait for me for a while, I'll go over first." Without waiting for Sun Xin to answer, Xu Yan walked towards the front of the team, saw a recruit hang up the phone, he rushed in, ignoring the people behind With a glaring look, he explained to the veteran: "Squad leader, I am a soldier of Squad Leader Sun Xin. I need to call back if there is something urgent. Please be accommodating."
As he said that, he pointed in Sun Xin's direction. When the veteran looked at Sun Xin, he had already picked up the receiver and started dialing. It's not good to lose face, and said helplessly: "You speed up, you can only play for 3 minutes."
Xu Yan's first phone call was to Da Zui.
The phone rang a few times before it was connected. Before the other party could speak, Xu Yan announced directly, "Big mouth, I've joined the army."
"Entered the army!" Dazui whispered in surprise.
"Don't be too surprised, and don't admire brother too much, brother is just a legend... Keep your eyes open and wait, I will come back strong soon, with a beautiful woman in my arms, wow haha... Okay, there is a time limit for calling in the army , I won’t tell you any more, hang up!”
After hastily hanging up the phone, Xu Yan dialed his home number again, reported safety and hung up again. He made two calls in a row, but he had no intention of leaving, and wanted to make a third call.
The veteran over there couldn't stand it any longer, and stopped him: "You've already made two phone calls, hurry up and leave!"
"Squad leader, let me make another call. I just told my parents that I'm safe, and I told my friends. Now I'm calling my girlfriend. If I don't make this call, she will be angry and maybe break up with me." ,please!"
Seeing that Xu Yan said it was pitiful, and that he was calling his girlfriend again, the veteran was quite understanding about this, so he let go of his hand.
Xu Yan thanked her, and hurriedly dialed Feng Miaochan's phone number.
The phone was connected quickly, and the crisp voice of the school belle Feng Miaochan came, "Hi, hello, who are you?"
Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he said excitedly, "Miaochan, it's me, Xu Yan, I've joined the army, and I'll be back soon..."
On the other end of the phone, the school belle Feng Miaochan was silent for a moment, then quickly replied coldly: "Xu Yan, please remember your promise, you said you would not come to harass me during the bet.
"Miaochan..."
"Don't call again, or the bet will be void automatically."
The school belle Feng Miaochan said something coldly, ignored Xu Yan's reaction, and hung up the phone directly, Xu Yan was dumbfounded all of a sudden.
"Who is this man?"
"Why are you so thick-skinned, you don't say anything in line, and you still fight for so long."
"I said hurry up, please!"
The blind voice in the receiver, together with the urging voice behind the discussion, came to his ears together. Xu Yan was upset. Besides, he just said that the call was for his girlfriend, and now he hung up in less than 20 seconds. People know, where is he going to put his face, so he rolled his eyes, didn't hang up the phone, but continued to hold the phone, pretending to say: "Miaochan, it's cold, you need to add more clothes... I'm here Everything is fine here, don't worry about me, don't worry, I will take care of myself..."
Xu Yan chatted "affectionately" on the phone, and his performance was very engaging, as if there was really someone on the other side. It was hard to separate, and 3 minutes passed quickly.
The people behind waited impatiently, and couldn't help urging: "It's been 3 minutes, can you hurry up?"
"What's the reminder, didn't you see that I was talking on the phone with my girlfriend?" Xu Yan turned around and scolded, and then said softly: "Miaochan, someone is urging you from behind, I have to hang up, I will call you next time you..."
Seeing Xu Yan's exhilaration to the empty phone, the veteran was also angry, rolled his eyelids, and chased him away: "I told you to leave as soon as you finished the call, there are still many people queuing up behind, don't take advantage of it." The latrine doesn’t shit, the phone has been hung up for 3 minutes, why are you still talking here!”
The phone has been hung up for 3 minutes, why are you still talking here!
This sentence was like a thunderbolt, which exploded in everyone's ears. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then they were dumbfounded, as if they had been immobilized, the crowd was dead silent!
(End of this chapter)
Mo Wenyuan came out of the company commander's office, called Xu Yan who was waiting outside, and took him to report to the recruit company.
Because Xu Yan did not go to the local People's Armed Forces Department, when he came to the army, he was empty-handed. Not only did he not have a letter of introduction from the place, but he also had no military uniform and bedding.
Xu Yan changed into a new military uniform, carried bedding and other things, and walked on the road with his head held high. He saw many veterans coming and going, two in a row and three in a row. He couldn't help cheering up in his heart. He took the first step, successfully entered the army, and became a recruit during the inspection period.
Although he is not a real soldier yet, he believes that it won't be long before he can stand out among the recruits with his outstanding performance and become a real soldier. At that time, he can make a strong comeback and win the honor of being with the school belle Feng Miaochan. The bet between them made her his girlfriend.
Thinking of this, his heart became hot, and he wished he could call immediately, but the phone was confiscated, and he couldn't pass on the good news as soon as possible, which made him murmur uncomfortably, but he quickly dismissed this little regret put aside.
As the saying goes, it’s never too late to have a good meal, and the same goes for putting on a show. Isn’t there a phone booth in the army, and it’s the same when you settle down and call back.
The two soon came to the recruits' dormitory, which was a five-story barracks, and there was a banner outside that welcomed recruits to join the army. Mo Wenyuan said something to the veterans in charge of the dormitory, and took Xu Yan upstairs directly.
Go up the second floor and turn left, walk through several dormitories, and come to the second row and third squad. There is a recruit in the third squad who has withdrawn due to physical reasons. There just happened to be a vacancy, so Xu Yan was assigned here.
Mo Wenyuan greeted Sun Xin, the squad leader, pulled him out and gave him instructions before leaving.
Here, Xu Yan had just settled down, so he yelled a report, saying that he had just joined the army and wanted to call his parents to report that he was safe, and couldn't wait to go there to show off.
This request was reasonable, and Sun Xin couldn't refuse, so he told a few people in the class and took Xu Yan to make a call.
There is a special place in the army to make phone calls, each person is limited to 3 minutes, and because of the confidential nature of the army, there are special personnel to monitor the phone, so as not to let someone not know the rules and leak confidential information.
Because it was the noon break, the recruits did not train. Many recruits made calls at this time, and there were many people lined up outside the phone booth.
"There are so many people!" Xu Yan glanced at the team and couldn't help but smack his tongue.
"This is still a small number of people. When the recruits first entered the army, there were more people queuing up to make calls." Sun Xin said with a curled lip.
"Squad leader, how many years have you been in the army?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes.
"This year is the fourth year!"
"Wow, it's been four years, doesn't that mean you know a lot of people?"
"Basically, half of the troops know each other." Sun Xin did not doubt that he was there, and answered every question.
Xu Yan smiled slyly, pointed at the veteran monitoring the phone not far away, and asked, "Do you know the veteran squad leader over there?"
"I know you!"
"That's great." Xu Yan cheered, rubbed his hands together and said, "Squad leader, you see so many people queuing up, I don't know that it will be my turn in the Year of the Monkey, I think I'd better just go there!"
Sun Xin was dumbfounded, and only then did he realize that the reason why he asked so many questions with this kid was because he wanted to jump in line!
"Squad leader, wait for me for a while, I'll go over first." Without waiting for Sun Xin to answer, Xu Yan walked towards the front of the team, saw a recruit hang up the phone, he rushed in, ignoring the people behind With a glaring look, he explained to the veteran: "Squad leader, I am a soldier of Squad Leader Sun Xin. I need to call back if there is something urgent. Please be accommodating."
As he said that, he pointed in Sun Xin's direction. When the veteran looked at Sun Xin, he had already picked up the receiver and started dialing. It's not good to lose face, and said helplessly: "You speed up, you can only play for 3 minutes."
Xu Yan's first phone call was to Da Zui.
The phone rang a few times before it was connected. Before the other party could speak, Xu Yan announced directly, "Big mouth, I've joined the army."
"Entered the army!" Dazui whispered in surprise.
"Don't be too surprised, and don't admire brother too much, brother is just a legend... Keep your eyes open and wait, I will come back strong soon, with a beautiful woman in my arms, wow haha... Okay, there is a time limit for calling in the army , I won’t tell you any more, hang up!”
After hastily hanging up the phone, Xu Yan dialed his home number again, reported safety and hung up again. He made two calls in a row, but he had no intention of leaving, and wanted to make a third call.
The veteran over there couldn't stand it any longer, and stopped him: "You've already made two phone calls, hurry up and leave!"
"Squad leader, let me make another call. I just told my parents that I'm safe, and I told my friends. Now I'm calling my girlfriend. If I don't make this call, she will be angry and maybe break up with me." ,please!"
Seeing that Xu Yan said it was pitiful, and that he was calling his girlfriend again, the veteran was quite understanding about this, so he let go of his hand.
Xu Yan thanked her, and hurriedly dialed Feng Miaochan's phone number.
The phone was connected quickly, and the crisp voice of the school belle Feng Miaochan came, "Hi, hello, who are you?"
Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he said excitedly, "Miaochan, it's me, Xu Yan, I've joined the army, and I'll be back soon..."
On the other end of the phone, the school belle Feng Miaochan was silent for a moment, then quickly replied coldly: "Xu Yan, please remember your promise, you said you would not come to harass me during the bet.
"Miaochan..."
"Don't call again, or the bet will be void automatically."
The school belle Feng Miaochan said something coldly, ignored Xu Yan's reaction, and hung up the phone directly, Xu Yan was dumbfounded all of a sudden.
"Who is this man?"
"Why are you so thick-skinned, you don't say anything in line, and you still fight for so long."
"I said hurry up, please!"
The blind voice in the receiver, together with the urging voice behind the discussion, came to his ears together. Xu Yan was upset. Besides, he just said that the call was for his girlfriend, and now he hung up in less than 20 seconds. People know, where is he going to put his face, so he rolled his eyes, didn't hang up the phone, but continued to hold the phone, pretending to say: "Miaochan, it's cold, you need to add more clothes... I'm here Everything is fine here, don't worry about me, don't worry, I will take care of myself..."
Xu Yan chatted "affectionately" on the phone, and his performance was very engaging, as if there was really someone on the other side. It was hard to separate, and 3 minutes passed quickly.
The people behind waited impatiently, and couldn't help urging: "It's been 3 minutes, can you hurry up?"
"What's the reminder, didn't you see that I was talking on the phone with my girlfriend?" Xu Yan turned around and scolded, and then said softly: "Miaochan, someone is urging you from behind, I have to hang up, I will call you next time you..."
Seeing Xu Yan's exhilaration to the empty phone, the veteran was also angry, rolled his eyelids, and chased him away: "I told you to leave as soon as you finished the call, there are still many people queuing up behind, don't take advantage of it." The latrine doesn’t shit, the phone has been hung up for 3 minutes, why are you still talking here!”
The phone has been hung up for 3 minutes, why are you still talking here!
This sentence was like a thunderbolt, which exploded in everyone's ears. Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then they were dumbfounded, as if they had been immobilized, the crowd was dead silent!
(End of this chapter)
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