hilarious soldier king

Chapter 17 My Strange Comrades
"Haha, this kid is too funny!"

"My girlfriend hung up the phone a long time ago, but she's still pretending here."

"In my opinion, whether the other party is his girlfriend or not is a matter of choice."

After a short moment of astonishment, everyone burst into laughter, mocking Xu Yan to the fullest. The aggrieved and unhappy being cut in line before all turned into ridicule and laughter.

Having been exposed in public, even with Xu Yan's shamelessness and cheekiness, he couldn't help but blush at this moment. If ordinary people encountered this situation, they would definitely flee and would not dare to wait for a second, but Xu Yan After all, he is not an ordinary person. After a short period of embarrassment, he quickly returned to normal, turned his head angrily, glanced at everyone's faces with disdain, and shouted: "Why are you laughing, is it funny?"

"If you hang up the phone, you can't listen to it. Haven't you heard the lingering sound lingering for three days? Even if my family Miaochan hangs up the phone, the voice will last for a long time. Forget it, you don't understand it, a group of uneducated people Turtle..."

Xu Yan reprimanded him, spat hard, strode away from the team, and walked a long way, but no one reacted. He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and thought frightfully: I'm such a fucking genius , this will let me pass!
Sun Xin looked at Xu Yan's back, dumbfounded for a while. At first, Mo Wenyuan solemnly told him to keep an eye on Xu Yan. He still felt that it was a bit of a fuss and didn't take it to heart. But after this incident, he completely It's changed, this guy is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, absolutely shameless, absolutely exhausted, making a phone call can be so dramatic and ups and downs, if you don't pay close attention, I really don't know what kind of trouble it will cause.

"You must keep an eye on him, and don't let him cause trouble!" Sun Xin secretly made up his mind, quickly followed Xu Yan, brought him back to the third class, and asked everyone to introduce each other.

As soon as Sun Xin finished speaking, Luo Yifei, who was sitting at the door, said familiarly, "My name is Luo Yifei, from HLJ in Northeast China. Welcome to Class Three. We will all be comrades in arms from now on. If someone bullies you, you can report it to me." Fei Ge's name."

"Yes, report his name when you are in trouble. Those who can vomit blood will not only break their ribs." Another person joked with a smile.

"Principal, are you looking for trouble!" Luo Yifei stared.

Xu Yan looked at the two of them, and saw that Luo Yifei was not tall, and he was a little different from the big Northeast guy that everyone often said. He could be regarded as a "small guy from the Northeast". Of course, it was not Luo Yifei's figure that attracted Xu Yan's attention, but him. Xu Yan is very familiar with this kind of eyes, because he is like this. This Luo Yifei should be the same kind of person as him. Xu Yan took a second look, but he didn't take it seriously. It seems that he has never lost in a juggling game!
The corners of his lips were raised slightly, and Xu Yan looked at the person who spoke behind him. This person was nicknamed the principal, and his figure was a little thin. He was from Ningbo, Zhejiang, and his original name was Yuan Guoqing. There is a kindergarten under his name, so everyone calls him the principal.

Then several people in the dormitory took turns to introduce. There were people from all over the country. Everyone was young, and they got to know each other very quickly. There was only one chubby boy, sitting in the corner, drooping his head timidly, with a very shy personality. Shy.

"What's your name?" Xu Yan asked, looking at the fat boy.

The fat boy raised his head and was about to speak when Luo Yifei said first, "His name is Jiang Danian, from Shangqiu, Henan Province. He was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, so he is called Da Nian. You can call him Da Nian or Fatty."

After everyone got acquainted with each other, before saying a few words, the afternoon training time came. A group of teenagers complained and went to the playground to start the afternoon training.

This is an extraordinary training. The only difference from usual is that there is one more person. This day should have been sealed in the deepest memory with the passage of time, but some things that happened later, But let this day be deeply engraved in the minds of everyone, and it will be permanently preserved in the memory, never fading with time!
After many years, a comrade in arms wrote an article on this matter, "A wonderful person must have a wonderful trip, remember my wonderful comrade-in-arms".

The article is written like this. It was the second month of my enlistment. I can’t remember the exact time. On that day, a newcomer came to our class. His name was Xu Yan. I didn’t feel much about his arrival at first. , It’s just that there is one more comrade in arms, and it’s just one more comrade in arms. I don’t think it will have any impact on my life. It was only later that I realized that I was wrong, and it was outrageous.

His arrival completely disrupted my peaceful military life and made my life full of adventures, turmoil and variables, because I never know what will greet me in the next moment...

The specific thing is this. After everyone gathered, Sun Xin deliberately added some queue exercises because Xu Yan, a newcomer, originally wanted to see Xu Yan's background, so that he could give targeted guidance, and don't let him drag the class back. , but the result was far beyond his expectations. Xu Yan's movements were as standard as a textbook, and he easily integrated into the queue. It was not at all obvious that he was a newcomer.

This was something to be thankful for, but because of another person, Sun Xin's face lengthened. It was Jiang Danian, a native of Henan who was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year. He turned in the wrong direction again.

Yes, you heard me right, he turned in the wrong direction again. He has been training for the army for more than a month. It stands to reason that such low-level mistakes as turning in the wrong direction should not occur, but this happened in reality, because around Jiang Danian Regardless.

In the neat line, two people suddenly appeared facing each other, and there was a newcomer joining the stall. Sun Xin jumped up in anger, and shouted at Jiang Danian: "What are you two doing facing each other, who are you talking about?" ah!"

puff!
Xu Yan was immediately amused, and the rest of the class couldn't help but laugh too.

"Get out!" Sun Xin shouted.

Jiang Danian walked out of the team very consciously, his head drooping even lower.

"What are you doing looking at the ground? Look at me." Seeing Jiang Danian like this, Sun Xin became even more angry, and scolded angrily.

Jiang Danian trembled, raised his head hastily, and looked at Sun Xin timidly, but he saw him looking at him with hatred, and scolded: "I said you are a child, you can't even tell the left from the right, Do it again, listen to my password!"

"To the left!"

"turn right!"

"turn right!"

Sun Xin yelled the password a few times, and after the third yell, he couldn't go on yelling anymore, because Jiang Danian made a wrong turn again.

Seeing Sun Xin stop and look at him without saying a word, Jiang Danian said cautiously, "Squad leader, did I make the wrong turn again?"

Sun Xin shook his head and said angrily: "How can it be, it's his mother who turned the world upside down!

(End of this chapter)