hilarious soldier king

Chapter 20 Personal Habits and Personality Cultivation

The next morning.

The genius had just dawned, and the loud horn sounded, breaking the tranquility of the morning.

The recruits woke up from their sleep, dressed and folded their quilts in a hurry, and the entire dormitory area of ​​the recruit company became noisy in an instant. Xu Yan woke up in a daze, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and shouted: "What are you doing, And keep people from sleeping!"

"Xu Yan, we're assembled. If you don't want to be punished, get up quickly." Luo Yifei, who was sleeping on the lower bunk, was already fully dressed, and neatly folded the quilt into tofu cubes. Comrades rushed out of the dormitory.

"What time is it?" Xu Yan complained in a low voice, yawned and lifted the quilt, put on his clothes slowly, buttoned up the buttons casually, and left the dormitory with his mouth covered.

Yawning again and again, he left the dormitory building. Amidst the loud counting, Xu Yan found the location of the third class. He was about to enter the queue when he saw everyone looking at him, especially the class leader Sun Xin. sharp.

"Xu Yan!" Sun Xin drank with a sullen face.

"Here!" Xu Yan stood at attention and shouted loudly, his eyeballs rolled around, and he knew that he seemed to have made a mistake.

"On the first day of morning exercises, I'm 40 seconds late, you're awesome!"

Seeing Sun Xin's expression was unkind, Xu Yan rolled his eyes and was about to give an explanation when Sun Xin said sullenly, "One minute late, one hundred push-ups will be punished, start!"

When he heard that he was doing push-ups, Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief, bent down directly, and did a hundred in one breath. He jumped up from the ground, his face was not red and he was not panting, but his breathing was a little rough.

"Report to the class monitor, finish 1 push-ups, be late for 40 minute, and punish 67 push-ups, I am 33 seconds late, I should do [-], I did [-], and the [-] should be given away!"

puff!
Hearing this, Luo Yifei and the others couldn't help but laugh!
But Sun Xin's originally gloomy face became even more gloomy. He took a deep look at Xu Yan, and said in a muffled voice, "Let's not be an example, let's be included!"

Xu Yan trotted back to the queue. The day's training kicked off. When Sun Xin wasn't paying attention, Luo Yifei poked Xu Yan and gave him a thumbs up.

Xu Yan chuckled, and said in a low voice, "If I had known I was late for one minute, I would have done a hundred push-ups as a punishment, and I would have slept for another five minutes."

Sun Xin noticed what he was saying, and asked, "What are you muttering about!"

"Report to monitor, I'm reminding myself, I must get up early in the future, and never be late again!" Xu Yan's face turned serious, and he replied righteously.

Sun Xin looked at Xu Yan with a scrutinizing gaze. He would not believe even a single punctuation mark in what he said, but at this time Xu Yan's words were high-sounding, and he couldn't say anything, so he could only continue training.

In the following training, everything went smoothly, and nothing happened, but Jiang Danian did not distinguish between left and right as always, and Sun Xin was already desperate about this, so he just let it go.

After the training, Sun Xin took the third class to the cafeteria to have breakfast, and then took him back to the dormitory to rest. When he came to the dormitory, his mood suddenly became worse, because someone did not fold the quilt.

The quilt on Xu Yan's bed was piled up in a mess. Against the backdrop of the tofu lumps around him, it looked like a pustules. Sun Xin's pupils shrank, and his complexion also lengthened, "Whose quilt is this?"

As soon as the words were finished, everyone looked at Xu Yan. There was no need to answer, as Sun Xin knew that the quilt must belong to Xu Yan.

call!
Sun Xin took a deep breath, and couldn't help feeling a sense of powerlessness in his heart. Xu Yan had only been in the third shift for less than 24 hours, but he had problems one after another. criticize.

"Report to monitor, this quilt is mine." Xu Yan said loudly.

The courage to admit mistakes is Xu Yan's strength. Of course, this strength cannot extinguish Sun Xin's anger. Seeing his face tense, he asked, "Why don't you fold the quilt?"

"I got up late, I didn't have enough time, you know, that's why I was 40 seconds late..."

Before Xu Yan finished speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Xin, "Is it reasonable for you to get up late? Let me tell you, getting up late is not an excuse. As a qualified soldier, you must first do your housework well, even do your housework well." No, you are not worthy of being a soldier at all!"

"It's not that serious." Xu Yan curled his lips and said, "I got up late by accident, and I'm more nostalgic for the past, and I like the quilt I slept in the day before going to bed. It's just that I haven't made the quilt for a while. Let's raise my personal living habits to the level of personality cultivation!"

puff!
Luo Yifei, Yuan Guoqing and the others burst out laughing, looking at Xu Yan with great interest, this new comrade-in-arms is so funny, fresh words can always pop out from his mouth, just fold a quilt, you can talk about it When it comes to living habits and personality cultivation, talent, absolute talent!

"It's not that serious?" Sun Xin sneered, and said loudly, "If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world? If a soldier can't even do housework well, can you still expect him to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy?"

Hearing this, Xu Yan was immediately unconvinced. Seeing his eyes rolling, he said, "Report, can I say a few words?"

"Say!"

"Internal affairs are internal affairs, and killing the enemy is killing the enemy. They are two different things. How can they be confused? I don't know why you value it so much, but if this happened in the special forces, they would definitely not handle it this way." Xu Yan retorted, Without giving Sun Xin a chance to speak, he asked, "Do you want to know how the special forces deal with similar incidents?"

A group of people were immediately attracted by what Xu Yan said. Even Sun Xin was the same. He sneered and said, "I want to see what you have to say."

With Sun Xin's approval, Xu Yan curled his lips into a smile and said, "It's hard to explain clearly, how about this, let me demonstrate it to you!"

While talking, Xu Yan walked out of the dormitory directly. A group of people were attracted by his words and looked curiously at him, but they saw him coughing pretendingly and walking in with his hands behind his back. The posture of a special instructor.

Xu Yan put a stool in the center of the dormitory, pointed at Jiang Danian, and said arrogantly: "You, take the quilt down and put it on the stool!"

Jiang Danian peeked at Sun Xin, who nodded slightly, signaling Jiang Danian to do what Xu Yan said, but he wanted to see what kind of medicine this kid was selling in his gourd.

Seeing that Sun Xin agreed, Jiang Danian hurriedly picked up the quilt from the bed and put it on the stool. Seeing that the four corners of the quilt were a little uneven, he pulled it again, and then stood aside with his hands tied.

Xu Yan stared sideways at Jiang Danian for a while, and then said sinisterly, "The quilt is well folded!"

(End of this chapter)