hilarious soldier king

Chapter 21 A well-folded quilt cannot save your life

Chapter 21 A well-folded quilt cannot save your life
Being stared at by Xu Yan sideways, and hearing his tone was wrong, Jiang Danian suddenly became cautious, followed Xu Yan's gaze, saw Xu Yan staring at the corner of his quilt, thought there was something wrong, hurriedly went to bed again. After tidying it up, he said timidly, "This corner is a bit uneven..."

Xu Yan shook his head, waved his hand towards Jiang Danian, and said, "Take it back!"

Jiang Danian hurriedly hugged the quilt back as if he was about to receive an amnesty, and carefully placed it on the bed, neatly tidying it upright, and then stood aside with his hands tied.

Seeing that Xu Yan asked Jiang Danian to carry the quilt and put it back, the group of people were at a loss and became more and more confused. They didn't know what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd. Just when Sun Xin was about to ask, Xu Yan spoke again. Once he pointed at Yuan Guoqing and said, "You, take the quilt down!"

Because of Jiang Danian's example, Yuan Guoqing didn't say much, he carried the quilt down according to his words, put it on the central stool, tidied it up carefully, and then stood aside and waited for Xu Yan to speak.

"The quilt is well folded!" Xu Yan said again, with the same words, the same eyes, and the same tone.

"Is there any problem?" Yuan Guoqing asked blankly.

"Hold it back!"

Xu Yan frowned and shouted, and called two people in succession, but they didn't hear the answer he wanted. Xu Yan was also a little speechless, and looked at Luo Yifei again, "You, put the quilt on the stool!"

"Why?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids, not being so obedient.

"I want you to hug you, why are there so many nonsense!" Xu Yan scolded, seeing that Luo Yifei did as he said, glanced at the quilt, and repeated again: "The quilt is well folded!"

Luo Yifei looked at his quilt, saw that there was nothing wrong with it, the corners of his lips twitched, and said, "It's okay!"

Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes lit up suddenly, and he called three people in a row, waiting for this kind of answer. Although it was somewhat different from what he had imagined, he could only make do with it. After all, although this answer was not self-confident Stinky fart, but it is much better than Jiang Daniu's shyness and Yuan Guoqing's suspicion.

But seeing Xu Yan raised his brows, stepped forward, kicked the stool over, and the quilt on it also fell to the ground, and following the movement of kicking the stool, his angry words followed , "It's okay, you are quite proud, let me tell you, these are all bullshit, on the battlefield, in danger, if you fold the quilt well, it won't save your life!"

The angry roar echoed in the ears, and the whole dormitory was deadly silent. No one expected Xu Yan to be like this. Everyone looked at him in surprise, not understanding what kind of anger he was throwing.

After a moment of silence, Luo Yifei was the first to react. He looked at the quilt he had been kicked to the ground, then at Xu Yan, and asked, "Why are you kicking my quilt? Are you crazy!"

Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to his words, turned to look at Sun Xin, met his gloomy face, and said with a smile, "Report to the squad leader, the practice of handling unqualified internal affairs of the special forces is complete!"

The drill is over!

Everyone looked at each other, then stared dumbfounded, and then realized that this guy was not crazy, but was giving a demonstration. Everyone's eyes met, looking at Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, and Sun Xin, all of them had extremely weird expressions. The guy toad fucks a frog, he's so cute and fun!

"You can't kick my quilt even during the rehearsal!" Luo Yifei yelled.

"Since it's a rehearsal, there must be props. Your quilt is a prop. What if I kick it? It's common for professional actors to be slapped. I just kick your quilt, and you're just talking here. If you kick You still have it." Xu Yan curled his lips and said contemptuously, "What a big deal, really, you don't even have the spirit of dedicating yourself to art!"

Luo Yifei was dumbfounded, and the blue veins on Sun Xin's forehead squirmed, suppressing the surging anger, and said coldly, "You did a good drill!"

"Small, let me tell you, I have studied the self-cultivation of actors, and this level of demonstration is a piece of cake for me..."

Seeing that Xu Yan didn't fold the quilt, not only did he not repent, but also showed off shamelessly here, Sun Xin immediately became angry, "This is not some drama academy, let alone a special force, this is the Wild Wolf Regiment, it's recruits Two rows and three shifts in a row, your theory doesn't work here."

Hey!
Facing Sun Xin's anger, Xu Yan shook his head and sighed softly, hating iron for not being strong: "This is the difference between ordinary troops and special forces. Ordinary troops focus most of their energy on trivial matters such as internal affairs, while special forces only have one The purpose, that is to concentrate all the time, constantly training to become stronger and stronger..."

"Do you know special forces well?"

"So-so, you know everything you need to know."

Xu Yan said casually, speaking of humility, but there was no trace of modesty in his expression and posture.That tired posture made Sun Xin furious again. Just as he was about to reason with him, he suddenly noticed the corners of Xu Yan's slightly raised lips. The internal affairs issue was to punish Xu Yan for not folding the quilt, instead of discussing the difference between ordinary companies and special forces with him.

Thinking of this, Sun Xin quickly calmed down. Looking back on the previous conversation, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. From the moment he agreed to Xu Yan's demonstration, he had fallen into Xu Yan's trap, and was led by the nose without knowing it. It was almost taken into a ditch.

"This kid is really not simple. Not only is he excellent in military affairs, but he is also excellent in psychological use. He should not be regarded as a recruit at all, but should be regarded as the most cunning opponent." It has improved a few points.

But now that he has gained insight into Xu Yan's thinking, of course he will not continue to be fooled. He changed his mind and said deliberately: "You said that on the battlefield, a well-folded quilt can't save your life, so what can save your life?"

"Strength!" Xu Yan whispered, thinking he had convinced Sun Xin!

"How do you get your strength?" Sun Xin asked again.

"Training..." This time Xu Yan only spoke halfway, then stopped, apparently feeling something was wrong.

It's just that it's too late to react now, Sun Xin took his words and said: "That's right, Bao Jianfeng has been sharpened by himself, and his strength comes from hard training. In order for you to have an extra chance of survival when you go to the battlefield in the future, I decided to give it to you." Increase the intensity of your training." At this point, Sun Xin grinned and said word by word: "The rest time is cancelled!"

Haha!

Seeing that Xu Yan was self-defeating and was punished by the squad leader, a group of comrades burst into laughter.

"You should shoot yourself in the foot with a stone, you deserve it!" Luo Yifei laughed, and he laughed the most smugly among the crowd.

Sun Xin glanced at him, seeing his quilt crooked, and seeing everyone laughing happily, his complexion darkened, and said: "It's funny, isn't it, everyone has it, the rest is cancelled, and he is punished to run five laps of the playground!"

The cheerful laughter stopped abruptly, and everyone walked towards the door with bitter faces.

"Haha..." This time it was Xu Yan's turn to laugh. Although he was punished, he was not alone, at least he was accompanied by everyone.

"Don't be complacent. Five laps are just punishment. You still have to do housework. If there is a next time, let's see how I punish you." Sun Xin glared at Xu Yan and supervised everyone to go to the playground.

Therefore, during the break time for the recruits, everyone from the third class came to the playground and began to run around unwillingly. They all stared at Xu Yan with unkind eyes, and Luo Yifei even shouted: "Xu Yan, you black sheep, wait for me!" Go!"

(End of this chapter)

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