hilarious soldier king

Chapter 22
One lap, two laps, three laps...five laps!
At the beginning, everyone could criticize Xu Yan a few words, but then they ran out of strength. After running five laps with difficulty, their feet fluttered. Luo Yifei and Yuan Guoqing took a few breaths and walked towards Xu Yan eagerly, but they hadn't had time to leave. In front of him, the assembly horn sounded again, the rest time ended, and the training began again.

"I'm going, this is to train us to death!"

A group of people howled feebly, dragged their tired bodies, and devoted themselves to the next training.

Finally, when the training was over, everyone was tired and hungry, and they didn't care about pursuing Xu Yan. Under Sun Xin's leadership, they hurried to the restaurant and ate most of the meal, and everyone recovered a little bit.

Luo Yifei glanced at a stall where Sun Xin wasn't there, and couldn't help but complain, "Xu Yan, you black sheep, if you don't fold the quilt yourself, just accept the punishment. Why do you do so many things, and you have to implicate us and accompany you to be punished."

Seeing that Luo Yifei's eyes were not friendly, and everyone looked at him one after another, Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said, "You can't say that. I am fighting for everyone's rights. If I can succeed, everyone won't have to fold the quilt in the future."

"Forget it, it's simply impossible." Luo Yifei curled his lips and scoffed at Xu Yan's words. It's simply whimsical for soldiers not to fold their quilts in the army.

"Many things are turned from impossible to possible." Xu Yan retorted first, and seeing everyone's lips curled up in disbelief, he continued to fool around: "Moreover, throughout the thousands of years, the road of change has never been smooth sailing. With twists and turns, obstacles, and even blood..."

Seeing Xu Yan brazenly comparing the non-folding quilt with those great changes in history, Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids and said angrily: "Come on, don't talk so many useless things, just say you hurt us and be punished, that's it!" How are you going to make up for it?"

Xu Yan looked serious, and said, "We are comrades-in-arms, comrades who have broken bones and connected tendons..."

"If I remember correctly, breaking the bones and connecting the tendons is a description of a brother." Yuan Guoqing interjected.

"Yes, it is used to describe brothers. We are not brothers, but we are better than brothers. We eat and live together, we train together and we are punished together. We go to the battlefield and kill enemies together. We are comrades-in-arms and brothers who can turn our backs on each other. , we are an indivisible whole."

Seeing everyone being silenced, Xu Yan babbled and said, "It's not me who punished everyone for running around, but the vicious squad leader. He is our common enemy. We must unite and fight against each other." , we must fight against oppression and exploitation..."

Luo Yifei and the others were stunned. Everyone knew that Xu Yan could fool people before, but they didn't expect to be able to fool him so much. This is the rhythm of turning dead into life and black into white.

Luo Yifei distinguished: "The squad leader punished you because you did something wrong, and punished us because you implicated us."

"We should distinguish between the primary and secondary conflicts. The conflict between us and the squad leader is the main contradiction, which is a class conflict. The contradictions between us are all contradictions among the people, and they are all secondary and insignificant..."

While Xu Yan was talking, Yuan Guoqing suddenly reminded him in a low voice, "The squad leader is here!"

When Xu Yan heard this, he immediately fell silent, and a group of people began to bury their heads in their meals.

Sun Xin sat down opposite Xu Yan, saw everyone bowed their heads to eat, and said curiously: "I saw you muttering from a distance, what are you talking about, let me hear it."

Xu Yan quickly stood up from his seat. He dismissed all class conflicts, solidarity with the outside world, and opposition to oppression, "Squad leader, I'm reflecting on what you said earlier. I think you're right. How can you sweep the world without sweeping a house? As a qualified soldier, regardless of whether you will go to the battlefield in the future, you must first do your own housework. Just now I was asking Comrade Luo Yifei about some skills in making quilts."

Swish!
Everyone looked at Xu Yan in unison, staring at him in disbelief, their eyeballs almost fell off the ground.

A few people even rubbed their eyes. If they hadn’t seen it with their own eyes, they would even think that there was a new person in front of them. This change of face was too fast. One moment they were bewitching everyone to resist the squad leader’s oppression, and the next moment they admitted their mistakes solemnly. It's a pity not to act in a movie with this face-changing speed and acting skills.

"Really?" Sun Xin doubted.

"It must be!" Xu Yan patted his chest and said.

"I'm very pleased that you can think so. In order to satisfy your eagerness to make progress, I decided to put more pressure on you. Tomorrow morning, you will learn how to make a quilt. It will be square and square like tofu. If you can't do it, just wait for me." Get punished." Sun Xin said with pursed lips, not giving Xu Yan a chance to refute, and called out by name: "Luo Yifei, keep an eye on him and teach him how to make quilts."

"Yes!" Luo Yifei was stunned for a moment, then became excited, and asked him to stare at Xu Yan to see how he would handle him and avenge his previous involvement.

At the end of the training day, the recruits returned to the dormitory.

Everyone in the third class went to wash up one after another, only Xu Yan and Luo Yifei were left in the dormitory. Xu Yan pulled Luo Yifei and was asking him to teach him how to fold the quilt.

Luo Yifei flattened his quilt, turned his back to Xu Yan, folded, pressed and pulled it, and the quilt was folded after a few strokes. It was like a square tofu block, showing his unique skill in folding quilts.

Xu Yan did it again, because he didn't see the essentials of some movements clearly, and he didn't have a concept of the size, so the stacking always felt a bit asymmetrical, thinking that the monitor would check it tomorrow morning, and asked, "How did you stack it, teach me. "

"Brother Fei has practiced this unique skill for a long time, and I will not tell ordinary people easily." Luo Yifei said intentionally.

Xu Yan is so smart, when he heard Luo Yifei's words, he immediately understood, salivated and said, "Brother Fei, we are brothers in arms, you won't hide anything from me, right?"

After being flattered by Xu Yan, Luo Yifei suddenly felt a little flustered, said yes, took the quilt apart, demonstrated it again, folded, compacted, pressed strips, trimmed... and soon folded the quilt again.

This time Xu Yan saw clearly the essentials of the movements, but some of the dimensions were still unclear. If you say you can figure it out by yourself, it will definitely waste a lot of time. Of course, Xu Yan would not do such a thankless thing. , directly asked Luo Yifei: "Brother Fei, your unique skill is really too high, I didn't see how you did it, you just folded a quilt, can you show me again."

"It's been a day of training, my back is sore, my arms are sore after folding the quilt, my bones are getting worse..." Luo Yifei rolled his eyes, said something, and deliberately tapped his shoulder a few times.

Nima, you even kicked your nose on your face!

Xu Yan cursed inwardly, but thinking that he hadn't learned how to fold the quilt yet, it was not suitable for him to make trouble, so he suppressed his anger and said, "Brother Fei, if you don't mind, I will give you a shoulder squeeze."

uh-huh!

Luo Yifei agreed unceremoniously, sat down on the stool with great determination, and allowed Xu Yan to help him pinch his shoulders, saying "too strong" or "too strong" in disgust.

A cold light flickered in Xu Yan's eyes, and he said in his heart: "You boy, just wait for me, and when the master learns how to fold the quilt, I will ask you to pay me back twice as much."

(End of this chapter)