hilarious soldier king

Chapter 250 Selling Tickets!

In front of the women's bathhouse.

Several military wives were snatched away by the gatekeepers, and they trembled angrily. They couldn't really go in to take a bath, and it was not good to argue here. They glared at the man angrily, and walked aside with a muffled grunt.

In the bathhouse, Xu Yan and the others didn't know what happened outside. They were having a great time taking a bath. Although the water was still the same water and the bathing equipment was the same, the feeling of washing was completely different from that in the men's bathhouse. It's like possessing magical powers, it makes everyone's fatigue swept away, and I wish I could stay here all the time.

Of course, it's impossible to stay here all the time, because this is a women's bathhouse after all. Although there are not many people in the women's bathhouse on weekdays, they can't stay longer. Tang Jue still understands this.

"Everyone, hurry up!" Tang Jue urged, seeing Xu Yan and Luo Yifei, who were still changing shower heads one by one, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, you can finish washing within 1 minute." , go out and replace the two goalkeepers and come in!"

Xu Yan and the two were enjoying themselves, but when he heard this, his expression turned bitter. Xu Yan said with a bitter face, "Company Commander, 1 minute is too short. I haven't washed my hair yet!"

"You still have 55 seconds!" Tang Jue said coolly, unmoved at all.

Xu Yan and Luo Yifei looked at each other, and then, without changing the shower head, they grabbed the shampoo and applied it on their hair, and rinsed it off quickly. The hasty movement, not surprisingly, caused a big laugh.

1 minute later.

Xu Yan, Luo Yifei and the two dried themselves and got dressed, and appeared at the door of the women's bathhouse.

"You two, go in and wash!" Xu Yan greeted listlessly.

The two had long been itchy, and naturally they would not be negligent when they heard this, and rushed in hastily, while Xu Yan and Luo Yifei took their place and guarded outside the women's bathhouse.

When the two came out of the women's bathhouse, they immediately attracted the attention of many people, including the military wives who were guarding not far away, and other company soldiers lining up in the men's bathhouse.

"Xu Yan, how does it feel to go to the women's bathhouse?" Someone who knew Xu Yan asked.

"Of course it's completely different!" Xu Yan said in shock.

"What's the difference?" the man asked with interest.

"If you want to say it's different, then it's a long story!" Xu Yan made a fool of himself and whetted everyone's appetites, and then said, "I just used all the showers in the women's bathhouse and found..."

Xu Yan said with joy, which attracted a group of people to look forward to it, and some of them swallowed their saliva secretly.

While everyone was chatting, someone came out from the men's bathhouse, an acquaintance, Yuan Guoqing, Xu Yan's comrade-in-arms in the recruit company.

Seeing Xu Yan and Luo Yifei standing in front of the women's bathhouse like door gods, surrounded by a group of people, Yuan Guoqing walked over and asked curiously: "Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, what are you doing here? After taking a shower, why didn't I see you?"

After the two greeted each other, Luo Yifei said shyly, "I've washed it, I washed it in the women's bathhouse."

"I washed it in the women's bathhouse, can't I?" Upon hearing this, Yuan Guoqing's eyes widened immediately, not daring to believe it.

"Why am I lying to you? We just came out of the wash, and the people from our company are still inside." Luo Yifei said.

Some people around saw the two coming out, and said sourly: "It's true, I'm really envious, I can go to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, if only we can go in too."

Hearing this, Yuan Guoqing suddenly became interested, and asked a few questions excitedly. He could not help being moved when he heard the two embellished the previous rhetoric, and salivating, he said: "Xu Yan, I haven't I went to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, let me go in and have a look!"

"Didn't you already take a shower?" Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said, he has already washed it all, and he still wants to go to the women's bathhouse, what is he trying to do!

"Taking in the men's bathhouse is the same as the women's bathhouse. The men's bathhouse is crowded with people, and the smell of sweat is everywhere. I ran out after just washing it. I said I didn't have a good time. Don't say so much, let me go in and then go. Wash!"

Yuan Guoqing explained that he was about to break in, but was stopped by Xu Yan. He said anxiously: "What are you doing, don't stop me, let me go in and wash!"

"This is what our company commander fought for. Only our reconnaissance company can enter. It's not suitable for you to go in!" Xu Yan rolled his eyes, pretending to be embarrassed, and glanced at Luo Yifei as he spoke.

Luo Yifei understood, coughed, and said: "That's right, our company commander said, don't let people from other companies in, if you let in, the company commander will blame you later, we can't explain it!"

Hearing what the two said, Yuan Guoqing became anxious immediately, and stared, "Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, what do you mean by this? Are you still brothers?"

"Of course brothers are brothers!" Xu Yan said affirmatively, and then changed the subject: "But this is what the company commander told us, and we are also responsible. "

"That's right, if the company commander finds out, he will definitely punish us. As a good brother, you have to understand our difficulties." Luo Yifei said, when he talked about the difficulties, he bit his words very hard. He rubbed his fingers, clearly wanting to benefit.

Yuan Guoqing was in their class for two or three months, and he was very familiar with them. When he saw the two singing together, he didn't know their intentions, so he said with his eyes: "Don't say these are useless, how can you let me in?" , let’s make it clear!”

“The spicy hot pot of Tujia Restaurant is delicious!”

"There is a bar on Xingye Street. It is said that the business is booming, and there are many beauties around!"

"A meal at a Tujia restaurant, plus a visit to a bar!" Yuan Guoqing gritted his teeth.

"Deal!" Xu Yan and Luo Yifei looked at each other and said in unison.

"Then can I go in now?" Yuan Guoqing asked.

"Of course, you didn't say you didn't wash well, so hurry in and wash again." Xu Yan said, his attitude was completely different from before, and his enthusiasm was completely messed up.

"Xu Yan, we want to go in too!" Seeing Xu Yan let Yuan Guoqing in, a group of people said they wanted to go in.

"The company commander said, we can't let people from other companies go in, we are responsible!" Xu Yan took out his previous excuses again.

"One meal, one visit to the bar, let us in too." Someone said.

Xu Yan glanced at them, shook his head and said: "There are so many people, how long will I have to eat, how about this, you can discount it for me, 100 yuan per person, I risk being reprimanded by the company commander Risk, let you in!"

"We don't have any money with us, so we owe it first!"

"Definitely not!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids, refused without hesitation, rolled his eyes, and shouted, "Come on, come on, take a bath in the women's bathroom, 100 yuan per ticket, limited to ten people, just pass by do not miss it!"

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Not far away, several military wives were dumbfounded, their teeth itching with hatred.

They had been staring at the movement of the women's bathhouse, and they naturally saw Xu Yan's actions. Seeing that he was talking about using the shower head of the women's bathhouse all over again, and that he was selling tickets for the women's bathhouse, their lungs almost exploded. .

"This kid is too hateful!"

"Not to mention going to the women's bathhouse to take a bath, and tickets are still sold here. When the women's bathhouse belongs to his family, he must give him some benefits."

"Tang Jue's family, isn't your husband his company commander? If you turn around and blow the pillow, you must punish him severely!"

"It's not enough, it's too cheap for him. He is very close to the beautiful officer Zhong Ming. He seems to like that Zhong Ming. When she comes to the army later, let's talk to her and put eye drops on this kid!"

"Good idea, let's do it!"

(End of this chapter)