hilarious soldier king
Chapter 251 Don't Offend Women!
Chapter 251 Don't Offend Women!
Don't offend women, especially a group of military wives who come to the army to visit relatives and have nothing to do, otherwise you will cry very rhythmically.
The sage Confucius also said that only women and villains are difficult to raise!
Xu Yan didn't take this seriously, so he had a good time that day. He blackmailed Yuan Guoqing for a meal and a visit to the bar, and charged 200 yuan for the ticket, but the days that followed were sad.
First, Tang Jue's wife had a pillow wind, which made Tang Jue dizzy and increased the already heavy training load by several points, making everyone miserable.
Then, a group of military wives continued to look forward to Zhong Ming's arrival, waiting to apply eye drops to Xu Yan.
The hard work paid off, and after waiting for a week, the opportunity finally came. Zhong Ming came to the Wild Wolf Group again. The first time she appeared, several military wives got the news and rushed to the playground.
At this time, the investigative company was practicing on the playground, Xu Yan and others were running around, Zhong Ming stood in the corner, watching quietly, and did not step forward.
It has been more than half a month since she left last time. She has always wanted to check on Xu Yan's status, but because of various tasks, she has not been able to do so until now.
Looking at the playground with beautiful eyes, seeing Xu Yan taking the lead and running like rain, the corners of his lips were slightly raised. Xu Yan seemed to be in a good state and was not depressed because of that incident.
"Speed and strength have made a lot of progress. Not bad! Not bad!" Seeing Xu Yan's movements, Zhong Ming couldn't help but secretly nodded, and couldn't help admiring in his heart. More than half a month is not short or long. Absolutely not long. Xu Yan was able to make such great progress in such a short period of time. It can be seen that he really put in a lot of hard work. According to this momentum, the next time the Dragon Tooth Special Forces is selected, there is some hope that he can beat Situ far too!
Just as Zhong Ming was thinking secretly, a group of military wives came over. They looked at each other, and one of them came up and asked, "Are you also here to visit relatives?"
"My dad belongs to the Wild Wolf Corps. I'm here to see him and see the training situation of the Wild Wolf Corps!" Zhong Ming said, although the main reason was to come and see Xu Yan, but of course she couldn't say that. , but to use the old man as a shield.
"Oh." The man responded, without asking who her father was, but followed his gaze, looking at the people running on the playground, and said, "You guys are all very hardworking, especially the one at the front. that!"
The topic was brought up to Xu Yan, and several other military wives also came over, chattering, "His name is Xu Yan, he joined the army this year, and his military ability is among the best in the wild wolf regiment!"
"I heard from my old Tang that he is very smart and talented. He is a rare genius in decades, and his future is boundless!"
"The young man is very handsome, with good perseverance and temperament. He is attractive when he looks at him. I don't know if he has a girlfriend. If he doesn't, I'm going to introduce my niece to him!"
The military sisters-in-law talked to each other, and they really praised Xu Yan.
Are they crazy?Didn't you agree to step on Xu Yan and give him eye drops? Why did you boast about it and introduce someone to him? Could it be that you were overwhelmed by his charisma?
Of course it is impossible. They have waited for so long, and it is not easy to wait for this opportunity. Naturally, it is impossible to be cold-blooded. It is just that speaking is the same as writing, and you need to pay attention to skills. You can't just pull Zhong Ming and say: Girl, you don't know how bad Xu Yan is, you must stay away from him...
If this is the case, I'm afraid they won't be able to give Xu Yan eye drops, and they will be regarded as crazy. After all, blind people can tell that Zhong Ming has a good impression of Xu Yan, so it's time to show his skills. Back suppression, any sudden turn, can be used.
That's what they do. Before they want to smear a person, they must praise him first, so as to attract Zhong Ming's interest and attention!
In fact, their strategy was very successful, and they immediately attracted Zhong Ming's eyes and attention.
At this time, the main event came. Several military wives saw that the foreshadowing had been completed, and Zhong Ming was also aroused curiosity.
"Old Ding's family, please don't, this Xu Yan is not a good match!"
"How do you say, have you heard any news?"
"It's not that I heard any news, it's just that this kid's mentality is a little unhealthy..."
"Why is it not healthy, don't hesitate, tell me quickly!"
"He... often goes to the women's bathhouse to peek."
"You can say, I also have the impression that a while ago, he went to the women's bathhouse to take a bath. When we found out and scolded him, he said shamelessly, if we want, we can go in and take a bath together!"
"That's not all, I also heard him bragging to others, he used all the shower heads in the women's bathhouse, and said that the women's bathhouse is different from the men's bathhouse, there is a woman's fragrance, it's simply unbearable..."
Several military wives were eloquent, and said what Xu Yan said before, out of context, and said the same words, after they said them, the meaning was completely different.
"No way? A young man who looks clean and cheerful, he won't be as unbearable as you said, right?" Lao Ding's eyes narrowed, his heart was full of joy, but his face didn't show it. For the sake of realism, his mouth Li also pretended to say something in disbelief.
"Why not, this is what we saw with our own eyes and heard with our own ears. Could it be fake!" Several military wives immediately cooperated and vowed.
"Hey, you seem to be a good boy, why are you thinking so dirty!" Lao Ding's family curled their lips in disgust, took another look at Xu Yan, shook his head and left directly.
Seeing this, the remaining military wives yelled "Lao Ding's family, wait for me", and they also took the opportunity to leave. Arranging Xu Yan is nothing else, it is easy to cause Zhong Ming to rebound, and it is easy to arouse her suspicion. It is best to leave a pimple in her mind by clicking lightly like this.
Several military wives came and went in a hurry, and those who came and went quickly left the playground soon.
When they were far away from Zhong Ming, several people couldn't help laughing: "This time, I don't believe I can't fix him."
"You didn't see how exciting Zhong Ming's face was just now. Even if she didn't believe it this time, she would still have a lump in her heart."
"Will this affect their feelings? Will it be too much for us to do this?"
"What's too much, who made that kid so hateful, and we didn't lie, we just said some of what he said selectively."
"Hey, I can't wait to watch a good show!"
...
(End of this chapter)
Don't offend women, especially a group of military wives who come to the army to visit relatives and have nothing to do, otherwise you will cry very rhythmically.
The sage Confucius also said that only women and villains are difficult to raise!
Xu Yan didn't take this seriously, so he had a good time that day. He blackmailed Yuan Guoqing for a meal and a visit to the bar, and charged 200 yuan for the ticket, but the days that followed were sad.
First, Tang Jue's wife had a pillow wind, which made Tang Jue dizzy and increased the already heavy training load by several points, making everyone miserable.
Then, a group of military wives continued to look forward to Zhong Ming's arrival, waiting to apply eye drops to Xu Yan.
The hard work paid off, and after waiting for a week, the opportunity finally came. Zhong Ming came to the Wild Wolf Group again. The first time she appeared, several military wives got the news and rushed to the playground.
At this time, the investigative company was practicing on the playground, Xu Yan and others were running around, Zhong Ming stood in the corner, watching quietly, and did not step forward.
It has been more than half a month since she left last time. She has always wanted to check on Xu Yan's status, but because of various tasks, she has not been able to do so until now.
Looking at the playground with beautiful eyes, seeing Xu Yan taking the lead and running like rain, the corners of his lips were slightly raised. Xu Yan seemed to be in a good state and was not depressed because of that incident.
"Speed and strength have made a lot of progress. Not bad! Not bad!" Seeing Xu Yan's movements, Zhong Ming couldn't help but secretly nodded, and couldn't help admiring in his heart. More than half a month is not short or long. Absolutely not long. Xu Yan was able to make such great progress in such a short period of time. It can be seen that he really put in a lot of hard work. According to this momentum, the next time the Dragon Tooth Special Forces is selected, there is some hope that he can beat Situ far too!
Just as Zhong Ming was thinking secretly, a group of military wives came over. They looked at each other, and one of them came up and asked, "Are you also here to visit relatives?"
"My dad belongs to the Wild Wolf Corps. I'm here to see him and see the training situation of the Wild Wolf Corps!" Zhong Ming said, although the main reason was to come and see Xu Yan, but of course she couldn't say that. , but to use the old man as a shield.
"Oh." The man responded, without asking who her father was, but followed his gaze, looking at the people running on the playground, and said, "You guys are all very hardworking, especially the one at the front. that!"
The topic was brought up to Xu Yan, and several other military wives also came over, chattering, "His name is Xu Yan, he joined the army this year, and his military ability is among the best in the wild wolf regiment!"
"I heard from my old Tang that he is very smart and talented. He is a rare genius in decades, and his future is boundless!"
"The young man is very handsome, with good perseverance and temperament. He is attractive when he looks at him. I don't know if he has a girlfriend. If he doesn't, I'm going to introduce my niece to him!"
The military sisters-in-law talked to each other, and they really praised Xu Yan.
Are they crazy?Didn't you agree to step on Xu Yan and give him eye drops? Why did you boast about it and introduce someone to him? Could it be that you were overwhelmed by his charisma?
Of course it is impossible. They have waited for so long, and it is not easy to wait for this opportunity. Naturally, it is impossible to be cold-blooded. It is just that speaking is the same as writing, and you need to pay attention to skills. You can't just pull Zhong Ming and say: Girl, you don't know how bad Xu Yan is, you must stay away from him...
If this is the case, I'm afraid they won't be able to give Xu Yan eye drops, and they will be regarded as crazy. After all, blind people can tell that Zhong Ming has a good impression of Xu Yan, so it's time to show his skills. Back suppression, any sudden turn, can be used.
That's what they do. Before they want to smear a person, they must praise him first, so as to attract Zhong Ming's interest and attention!
In fact, their strategy was very successful, and they immediately attracted Zhong Ming's eyes and attention.
At this time, the main event came. Several military wives saw that the foreshadowing had been completed, and Zhong Ming was also aroused curiosity.
"Old Ding's family, please don't, this Xu Yan is not a good match!"
"How do you say, have you heard any news?"
"It's not that I heard any news, it's just that this kid's mentality is a little unhealthy..."
"Why is it not healthy, don't hesitate, tell me quickly!"
"He... often goes to the women's bathhouse to peek."
"You can say, I also have the impression that a while ago, he went to the women's bathhouse to take a bath. When we found out and scolded him, he said shamelessly, if we want, we can go in and take a bath together!"
"That's not all, I also heard him bragging to others, he used all the shower heads in the women's bathhouse, and said that the women's bathhouse is different from the men's bathhouse, there is a woman's fragrance, it's simply unbearable..."
Several military wives were eloquent, and said what Xu Yan said before, out of context, and said the same words, after they said them, the meaning was completely different.
"No way? A young man who looks clean and cheerful, he won't be as unbearable as you said, right?" Lao Ding's eyes narrowed, his heart was full of joy, but his face didn't show it. For the sake of realism, his mouth Li also pretended to say something in disbelief.
"Why not, this is what we saw with our own eyes and heard with our own ears. Could it be fake!" Several military wives immediately cooperated and vowed.
"Hey, you seem to be a good boy, why are you thinking so dirty!" Lao Ding's family curled their lips in disgust, took another look at Xu Yan, shook his head and left directly.
Seeing this, the remaining military wives yelled "Lao Ding's family, wait for me", and they also took the opportunity to leave. Arranging Xu Yan is nothing else, it is easy to cause Zhong Ming to rebound, and it is easy to arouse her suspicion. It is best to leave a pimple in her mind by clicking lightly like this.
Several military wives came and went in a hurry, and those who came and went quickly left the playground soon.
When they were far away from Zhong Ming, several people couldn't help laughing: "This time, I don't believe I can't fix him."
"You didn't see how exciting Zhong Ming's face was just now. Even if she didn't believe it this time, she would still have a lump in her heart."
"Will this affect their feelings? Will it be too much for us to do this?"
"What's too much, who made that kid so hateful, and we didn't lie, we just said some of what he said selectively."
"Hey, I can't wait to watch a good show!"
...
(End of this chapter)
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