hilarious soldier king

Chapter 308 Strange Land, Strange People!
After leaving the company headquarters, the three of Xu Yan returned to the dormitory, packed up their belongings, rolled up their bedding and left. Whether they were willing or unwilling, convinced or not, the result would not change. They were kicked out of the investigation company.

Outside the dormitory building, Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan and others stood silently by the side, silently seeing them off.

"What are you doing? We're going to the farm, and we're not retiring from the army. We'll be back in the future. Don't be depressed. Be happy, everyone." Xu Yan persuaded.

"That's right, we just went to the farm for gilding, and we came back after a turn!" It was Luo Yifei who spoke.

Seeing that the two were still in the mood to joke, Lu Xiaolin and the others were in a better mood, and said, "Then you all have to work hard and learn how to plant the land, weed and raise pigs on the farm, so that even if you go home, you won't be hungry." Die, at least you have a skill!"

"You'll be farming and raising pigs in the future!" Xu Yan scolded with a smile, and then changed the subject: "Visit us when you have time, and make sure to feed you well."

Xu Yan waved goodbye and left with his backpack on his back.

"Definitely!" Lu Xiaolin, Qian Wanguan and the others nodded heavily.

Watching Xu Yan and the three go away, Lu Xiaolin thought back to what he said before, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong. What does it mean to feed them well and treat them as pigs?
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaolin couldn't help grinding his teeth, and murmured, "This bastard is taking advantage of us again!"

"What's the matter?" Qian Wanguan asked curiously.

Lu Xiaolin told about his discovery, which unsurprisingly caused an uproar among the crowd.

"This guy is really not a thing. We sent him off with good intentions, but he took advantage of us verbally. Can we still play together!"

"I don't think he should be punished to go to the farm. He should be put in a pigsty!"

Xu Yan didn't know that he was being cursed by a group of people gnashing their teeth. He carried his backpack and left. On the way to leave, his footsteps paused slightly and he didn't look back, but his fists were silently clenched. This man who had lived for nearly a year place, he will definitely come back again.

"What's the matter?" Noticing his abnormality, Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also stopped and looked at him suspiciously.

"It's nothing, let's go!" Xu Yan shook his head and walked forward.

……

farm!

The three of Xu Yan came here, but they didn't meet anyone along the way, and soon they came to an archway with three large characters written on it: Pig Paradise!

"Pig Paradise, why isn't it Jurassic?" Luo Yifei pouted.

"Let's go, let's go in!" Xu Yan greeted, and the three of them walked into the archway. As soon as they entered, there was a sour smell.

"My God, what the hell is this? We won't just live here in the future, right?" Luo Yifei said with a sad face, thinking that he would live here for a while, his mood suddenly became dark.

The three of them went all the way, and when they went inside, they found that there was a wall saying "Warrior's Home, Pig's Paradise!", and the exclamation mark behind it was particularly prominent.

Another wall reads "Comrades, we're going to put every morsel in the pig's mouth!"

Seeing this slogan, the three of them were dumbfounded. The people who made these slogans are definitely talented. The first sentence puts soldiers and pigs side by side. What about the feed.

Luo Yifei opened his mouth wide in astonishment, and asked in confusion: "Feed every piece of feed into the pig's mouth, is it possible that someone steals the pig feed? Our army is not so poor that we don't feed the soldiers, right?"

"That's not clear, who knows if there will be someone like you who has special hobbies, and maybe he likes to snatch pig food!" Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said.

"What do you mean, you're just robbing pigs for food!" Luo Yifei retorted.

"Xu Yan, Mule, stop arguing, let's report to the monitor!"

Jiang Danian was in the middle to smooth things over, and the three of them walked towards the captain's house. Along the way, they could see that the sanitation here is very good, and the pigs are also very fat!
A soldier saw Xu Yan and the three of them, but he didn't respond, and continued to play with the pigs. His expression and actions didn't look like he was facing a pig, but instead he looked like he was facing his girlfriend.

The three of them had a chill, and walked away quickly, and came to a door with a sign of "Team Headquarters".

"Report!" Xu Yan shouted loudly.

People's first impression is very important. Although I never thought of staying here for a long time, I still decided to build a good relationship with the captain. After all, they will be under control in the next time.

Xu Yan made a loud voice, but there was no response from inside.

"Is there no one?" Xu Yan thought to himself, and shouted again: "Report!"

There was still no movement inside, Xu Yan turned his head to look at Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and gently pushed the door!

The door opened, and there was a person lying on the bed and sleeping soundly!
The three of them were a little confused. Sleeping inside at this time was almost a dream in the investigation company.

The three of them looked at each other, Xu Yan called out to report again, this time the other party finally woke up.

The man opened his sleepy eyes, looked at the three of Xu Yan and asked, "What do you two do?"

"Two people?" Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, wondering if one of Mule or Da Nian had left?Looking back, Luo Yifei was always there, and he was speechless. There were obviously three people, but in his eyes, there were only two people!

"Report to the captain, there are three of us!" Xu Yan corrected.

"Oh, it's three people!" The captain responded, squinted his eyes, and fumbled for the glasses beside him to put them on.

Nima!

When Xu Yan saw it, he couldn't help but slander, you said you are highly myopic, what kind of sunglasses are you wearing, are you kidding?

The next moment, the captain took off his eyes again, touched the lens, and said angrily, "Xiang Yang, you bastard, get out of here!"

Xu Yan and the three of them looked at the glasses, and then at the captain's hand. They couldn't help being amused. It turned out that these weren't sunglasses at all, but the ink on the myopia lenses.

The three of them rubbed their noses, held back their smiles, and exchanged glances with each other. It seems that coming to this farm will not be boring at all!
After a while, a tall and strong man walked away, stood at attention when he came in, saluted a standard military salute, and said solemnly: "Captain, what do you want me to do?"

Xu Yan looked at Xiang Yang secretly. Although this guy's movements were normal, but Xu Yan had such good eyesight that he could tell at a glance that the smirk in his eyes was obviously not a good bird.

"Is it the ink you put on my glasses?" the captain huffed.

"I'm wronged, Captain. I've been outside and never came in. These brothers can all testify for me. We were all outside watching 'The Drunken Concubine' just now!" pull into the water
(End of this chapter)