hilarious soldier king

Chapter 309 Sow Race Diaochan!
Hearing what Xiang Yang said, the team leader not only didn't believe it, but yelled loudly, sat up suddenly from the bed, and shouted: "Xiang Yang, did you fucking drink to that old sow again!"

"No, captain." Xiang Yang shook his head with an innocent face, those who didn't know thought it was true!

But the captain, obviously very familiar with him, curled his lips and said, "It's not that you feed it alcohol, it will get drunk?"

"Heaven and earth conscience, it's really not me. It's the instructor who drank too much at noon and threw it all out in the pigsty. In the end, the imperial concubine ate it, so it got drunk!"

"Stop talking nonsense with me!" The captain glared at Xiang Yang angrily, but there was nothing he could do about him.

"Captain, I'm really not talking nonsense, whoever talks nonsense is born of a noble concubine!"

"Come on, don't pretend to be innocent with me. I haven't settled the score with you for feeding the old sow to drink. If you dare to do it again, let's see how I will deal with you!"

"Yes, Captain!" Xiang Yang saluted.

The superficial respect and obedience, as well as the ruthlessness in his heart, left the captain speechless for a while, he waved his hand, and said to Xiang Yang: "Stop pretending, help me bring the three of them to..."

When the captain said this, he couldn't help but stop, and after a long time, he still didn't know where Xu Yan and the three came from!

"By the way, where did the three of you come from?" The captain turned to Xu Yan and the others and asked.

"Report to the captain, we are from the reconnaissance company!" Xu Yan reported, shaking his head involuntarily. This guy doesn't complain at all because he lives in a pig farm, because they understand each other's attributes.

"Reconnaissance company?" Upon hearing that it was the reconnaissance company, the captain looked at the three of them in surprise and asked, "What mistake did you make?"

"Report, no!" Xu Yan said loudly.

"Pull it down!" The captain curled his lips and said, "I didn't make a mistake, Tang Jue is willing to give you these "elites" to me?"

Seeing that the three of Xu Yan didn't say anything, and the team leader didn't ask, he said to Xiang Yang, "Take the three of them to the second class and explain to their class leader!"

"Let's go, the three of you come with me, you thought you were going to be assigned to our class, but I didn't expect that the eunuch, the second class leader, would be cheaper." Xiang Yang muttered dissatisfied.

The four left the captain's office. Luo Yifei poked Xiangyang and asked, "What happened to the drunken concubine you mentioned just now?"

"I've never heard of it. This is a repertoire of the pig farm. We have an old sow called Concubine Guifei!" Xiang Yang said with relish, as the saying goes, after two years in the army, a sow is better than Diaochan.

"How can a pig be called a noble concubine?" Jiang Danian was puzzled.

"Stupid!" Xiang Yang rolled his eyelids and explained: "Even the mosquitoes here are male, and it's hard to find a 'female' with a nice name."

Xiangyang is not a good bird, Xu Yan and Luo Yifei also have a bad stomach, they can be said to have similar tastes, they are familiar with each other after a few words, and they look like they met each other later, if they were put in ancient times, they must be muddled. Huang Zhi sworn brothers of the opposite sex.

Of course, it is not ancient times, and it is not popular to sworn brothers, but exchanging names is inevitable.

Xiang Yang introduced himself: "Let's get to know each other again, my name is Xiang Yang, what are your names?"

"My name is Xu Yan!"

"Luo Yifei!"

"Jiang Danian!"

One day, when the three of them communicated by name, Xiang Yang's eyes widened, and he said, "I'm going, isn't it? So it's you, the pride of my wild wolf regiment! What did you do to be assigned here?"

"I didn't make any mistakes, I just saved a girl." Xu Yan explained casually, and instead of wanting to say more, he asked Xiang Yang, "Tell me about you, which company are you from? How did you get in?"

"I'm in the communication company. I drank too much that day and beat up our platoon leader." Xiang Yang said indifferently.

As soon as these words came out, the three of Xu Yan immediately stood up in awe. You guys, the platoon leader was beaten up by drunken madness. Even they have never done such a brash thing.

After exchanging names, it can be said that they cherish each other, Xiang Yang reminded: "Your squad leader of the second class is not a good bird. The civil servants who have come down from the government are neither male nor female, and have a very negative personality. I!"

Hearing what Xiang Yang said, Xu Yan and the three of them already had a position for the second squad leader in their minds, but they were still shocked when they actually saw the second squad leader.

The second squad leader was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, his face was covered with cucumber slices, and he was impressively doing a beauty treatment.

It's not uncommon for men to do beauty treatment, but don't forget what kind of place this is, this is the army, where rough men stay, and it's ten times rarer to see a man's beauty treatment here than to see a woman.

"Second squad leader, the captain asked me to send you three people over!" Xiang Yang said.

"Understood, are you annoying?" The second squad leader said softly, his voice was sharp, with a bit of resentment, it didn't sound like a man at all, it was very awkward to listen to.

"I leave it to you, I don't care about it!" Xiang Yang left this sentence and waved away.

Following Xiang Yang's departure, only Xu Yan and the second squad leader were left in the room.

The second squad leader took down the cucumber slices, and said unhurriedly, "Which unit do the three of you belong to? What mistakes did you make?"

That domineering aura doesn't look like a small squad leader, but rather like a big eunuch holding all the power.

"Report, from the reconnaissance company, no mistakes!"

"Hmph, pull it down, you can come here if you're right?" The second squad leader curled his lips, wondering if it was preconceived, but when the second squad leader said the same thing, he felt particularly disgusted.

It seemed that because Xu Yan and the three of them didn't cooperate, the second class leader felt ashamed, and he shook his face and said, "I don't care how you came to this ghost place, but this is my territory, and you are the ones who have to fight for me, and the tigers have to Hold on to me, it's best to be honest and don't cause trouble for me!"

Hearing this, Luo Yifei immediately became angry, this bastard really took himself seriously, he raised his eyebrows and was about to explode, but was stopped by Xu Yan shaking his head.

The second squad leader cast a glance at the two of them, gave Xu Yan a look of understanding, pointed at the three empty beds and said, "The three of you sleep in these three upper beds!"

The three of Xu Yan opened their backpacks and began to organize their things, while the second squad leader walked out.

"Xu Yan, what's the matter with you, you are so arrogant, you can still bear it?" Luo Yifei complained, according to past experience, the second squad leader is so arrogant, it's no wonder Xu Yan didn't kill him, but now Bear with him, this is too weird!
"One thing more is worse than one thing less. As long as he doesn't overdo it, let him do it!" Xu Yan said lightly, and then said: "I promised the squad leader that I would join the Longya special warfare brigade. The team selection is about to start, this is our primary goal now, we must get the selection quota!"

(End of this chapter)