hilarious soldier king

Chapter 319 Pig Girlfriend!
In the farm, in the pig paradise, the shrill howling of pigs resounded.

Xiang Yang rushed over in a hurry, seeing Luo Yifei waving a stick, driving the old sow noble concubine to run around in the pigsty, his eyes turned red with a bang.

"stop!"

With a low growl, Xiang Yang rushed towards Luo Yifei viciously, cursing: "You bastard, I'll kill you!"

Luo Yifei giggled, jumped aside, dodged his attack, and said sarcastically: "Why are you so nervous, isn't it just an old sow, as for such a baby, those who don't know think it's your lover! "

Xiang Yang glared at Luo Yifei angrily, walked towards the old sow noble concubine with pity, and said softly: "Concubine noble, don't be afraid, the bad guy has already been chased away by me, he can't hurt you anymore."

While talking, he cautiously approached the imperial concubine, but the old sow was frightened and had an instinctive fear of people. Seeing him approaching, she howled and hid.

"Your pig lover doesn't seem to appreciate it!" Luo Yifei teased.

Seeing the noble concubine like this, Xiang Yang was in a bad mood, and being teased by Luo Yifei, he couldn't bear it anymore, roared "I'll fight with you", and chased after Luo Yifei.

Luo Yifei was so slippery, of course he wouldn't let him catch up, he circled the Pig Paradise twice, took the opportunity to scare the imperial concubine, and ran to the gate of the Pig Paradise laughingly under Xiang Yang's fire-breathing gaze, laughing and confronting him .

Xiang Yang comforted the imperial concubine for a moment, seeing that it was so frightened that it couldn't get close at all for a while, feeling distressed and angry at the same time, roaring and rushed towards Luo Yifei, he wanted to settle accounts with him.

The two rushed out of the Pig Paradise one after the other, and soon came to the place where they started before.

"Stop!" Xiang Yang roared angrily, as if he wanted to fight Luo Yifei desperately.

Luo Yifei hid behind Xu Yan, and said convincingly: "I said you haven't finished yet, right? You're just teaching an old sow a lesson. Why are you chasing me like this? Besides, it's not my idea." , Xu Yan asked me to do this, he asked me to kill your imperial concubine, I have already shown mercy!"

"Then do I want to thank you?" Xiang Yang gritted his teeth.

"Thank you, it's okay, who made me soft-hearted!" Luo Yifei pretended to be, and his shameless appearance made Xiang Yang fly into a rage, and chased Luo Yifei several times.

"Okay, what is it like to be so noisy!" Xu Yan stopped.

It was fine if he didn't open his mouth, but this opening immediately attracted Xiang Yang's anger, "Xu Yan, I helped you with good intentions, but you let the mule beat the imperial concubine, it's too much!"

"Don't be so excited!" Xu Yan said lightly, "I'm also here to motivate you! You want to show off, you want to slap your company commander in the face, but you don't have the willpower and persistence. I'm here to help you!"

"I don't need your help!" Xiang Yang retorted angrily, saying: "Stop talking sarcastic here, whoever you like in this competition will go, I won't play with you anymore!"

"Okay!" Xu Yan replied lightly, confidently said: "Just now I discussed with the captain, in order to boost everyone's morale, we should reward everyone, the captain promised to let me choose a pig to eat, I think the noble concubine is quite good!"

The captain suddenly turned his head and looked at Xu Yan in surprise. When did he agree to ask Xu Yan to choose a pig to kill as a reward for everyone? Why doesn't he remember!

Xiang Yang didn't know that he was talking nonsense, and he thought it was true. Hearing this, it was okay, and angrily shouted: "How dare you!"

Xu Yan rolled his eyes and threatened directly: "Xiangyang, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, you have no choice now, either train hard and we will win glory together; or I will let the mule clean up the concubine every day, and one day he will get tired of it." , just kill it with one knife!"

"Hey, be careful what you say, what do you mean I'm tired of playing!" Luo Yifei corrected at the side, no matter how awkward his words sounded, it made it look like he was having an affair with a noble concubine.

Chi Chi!

Panting heavily, Xiang Yang glared at Xu Yan viciously, wishing he could beat him up, but in the end he could only compromise, and said angrily, "Okay, this time I admit it!"

After Xiangyang was settled here, Xu Yan turned his attention to the direction of the dormitory of the second class. At this time, Jiang Danian should be back.

Sure enough, after a while, Jiang Danian came over, but he was the only one, and the second squad leader didn't come at all.

When Jiang Danian approached, Xu Yan asked curiously: "Da Nian, why are you the only one? Didn't I ask you to bring the second squad leader, Yuan Chun, after you finished?"

"He won't come!" Jiang Danian muffled.

"Why? He doesn't want his mud masks and the like?" Xu Yan wondered, not understanding this. These should be the weakness of the second squad leader, and he has no reason to be taken advantage of.

"He wants it!" Jiang Danian replied, meeting Xu Yan's puzzled eyes and said: "But now he can't get it!"

Xu Yan was taken aback for a moment, and then doubted: "Could it be that you really threw his face mud, mask, etc. into the toilet?"

"That's right, I threw them all in the toilet and stirred them twice with a shit stick, I can't take them all!" Jiang Danian nodded.

Seeing Jiang Danian nodding, Xu Yan's eyes darkened for a while, and he almost passed out. Why does this guy who succeeds more than fail, why does he always do stupid things!
Xu Yan had a bulging vein on his forehead, and asked, "Who told you to throw it into the toilet?"

"You asked me to throw it!" Jiang Danian replied, seeing that Xu Yan's expression was wrong, he said anxiously: "What's the matter, did I do something wrong?"

"Yes, that's right!" Xu Yan gritted his teeth and said, he was powerless to complain about Jiang Danian.

He just said that it was only used to handle the second squad leader, and he only needed to make gestures, instead of letting him throw it all in the toilet... Who knew that Jiang Danian actually threw it all in, so how could he handle the second squad leader? No wonder people refused to come.

"Xu Yan, did I do something wrong again?" Jiang Danian asked, apparently realizing that he had done something wrong, and he wasn't stupid yet.

Xu Yan didn't say anything here, while Luo Yifei rolled his eyes and said first, "Idiot, who told you to throw it away? It's just a fake. It's just a gesture to scare the second squad leader. Otherwise, how can you handle him? Just tell Xu Yan." It's like I killed the imperial concubine, so can I really kill it?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, why don't I apologize to the second squad leader..." Hearing Luo Yifei's scolding, Jiang Danian suddenly understood that he had done something wrong again, so he hurriedly apologized and expressed that he would make amends.

"Forget it, you don't need to deal with this matter, I will handle it myself." Xu Yan waved his hand, but he didn't dare to let him join the team again, or God knows what trouble would happen!

(End of this chapter)