hilarious soldier king

Chapter 320: The Invincible Fool!
The plan was good at first, but because of Jiang Danian's misunderstanding, he threw away the second squad leader's facial clay mask and other beauty and skin care products, which made things go awry.

Xu Yan vetoed his remedy proposal and asked him to supervise the training of Xiang Yang and others with Luo Yifei, while he went back to the dormitory, preparing to personally persuade the second squad leader Yuan Chun.

Back in the dormitory, Xu Yan saw the second squad leader Yuan Chun at a glance. This guy was standing in front of the open cupboard in a daze, as if he had lost his soul. Obviously, he hadn't recovered from the previous blow.

A cupboard of beauty and skin care products, many of which were collected with great difficulty, and they are not willing to use them on weekdays, but now they are all thrown into the toilet by Jiang Danian, his heart throbbed when he thought of this.

Xu Yan looked at the second squad leader for a while, and he knew from his appearance that he had been hit hard this time, but he didn't directly persuade him, but said with a little displeasure: "Why are you still here in a daze? Well, I'm waiting for you, hurry up and go to training!"

Hearing the word training, the second squad leader Yuan Chun finally came to his senses and said angrily: "You guys ruined my clay mask, I don't want to go to training!"

"You promised to train, but now you can't go back on it, and a big man, just for a little clay mask, as for this?" Xu Yan curled his lips.

"Is that a little mud mask? Is that a cupboard? And do you know what kind of mud it is? It's deep sea mud. I managed to get it. I don't want to use it on weekdays. Now it's all destroyed. It's over!" The second squad leader said sharply, he would get angry when he mentioned this, if he hadn't been unable to beat Jiang Danian and the others, he might have already made a move.

"You go to training first, and if you win the game later, I'll pay you back!" Xu Yan said foolishly, adopting a strategy of delaying the attack, let him go to training first.

But the second squad leader is not a fool, of course he will not be easily fooled, said: "There is no face cream, no skin care products, I will not go to training if I die, and I will be tanned, so ugly!"

Xu Yan was a little impatient and threatened: "You'd better go to the training honestly, otherwise if you annoy me, believe it or not, I'll slash your face!"

Seeing the fierce light in Xu Yan's eyes, the second squad leader couldn't help shrinking his nose and neck. He had been taught a lesson by Xu Yan before, and he understood Xu Yan's madness. He was really afraid that he would do something out of the ordinary!
Xu Yan is so smart, one look at the expression of the second squad leader, you can tell that he is shaken, and said lightly: "If you don't go to training, I will scratch your face; if you go to training obediently, I will pay you for the mask later, you Choose!"

"I didn't say no to training before, so why are you throwing away my skin care products? I don't have face mud and I'm exposed to the wind and sun every day during training. Can I still have my face?" the second squad leader complained.

Hearing what the second squad leader said, Xu Yan knew that he had already compromised. As long as he threatened one more forcefully, he would definitely go to training obediently. , Give a sweet date with a stick, so that the enthusiasm can be mobilized to the greatest extent.

So, he changed his previous stubbornness, rolled his eyes, and comforted softly: "Actually, it's not as serious as you said. Even if you train every day, your face may not become rough!" Seeing that the second squad leader didn't believe it, Xu Yan said again : "Don't believe me, then let me ask you the beautiful officer who came to see me a few days ago, what do you think of her skin, is his face rough?"

"Her skin is supple and lustrous, of course it is excellent." The second squad leader was stunned for a moment, and said truthfully.

"Then how does her skin compare to yours?" Xu Yan asked again.

"It's better than my skin!" The second squad leader hesitated, he was very envious of Zhong Ming's skin.

"That's it. That beautiful officer is called Zhong Ming, and she is a core member of the Longya Special Forces Brigade. You must know that the Dragon Tooth Special Forces Brigade is special forces. Their training intensity is several times that of ours, but his The skin has not been affected in any way..." Xu Yan said in a hurry, and concluded: "So, the impact of training on the skin is not too great. On the contrary, sufficient and reasonable training can also promote the body's metabolism. Combined with the unique The unique skin care and beauty method will not make the skin rough, but will make it firmer and more delicate.”

"Then how does she do beauty treatment, what brand of facial mud or mask does she use?" The second monitor asked with interest, not focusing on training, but on beauty, just like most women.

"I don't know about this either, I haven't asked before." Xu Yan shook his head, seeing the disappointment on the face of the second squad leader, he said in relief, "But you don't have to worry, as long as you train hard, after I finish training, I will call her and ask Ask her how to exercise and beautify, and ask her to mail some skin care products to ensure that your face will not be affected badly, and it may even get better!"

In terms of understanding of beauty and skin care, ten Xu Yan is not as good as the second monitor, but in terms of deception, a hundred second monitors are no match for Xu Yan.

Xu Yan was intimidating, threatening, and at the same time playing to his liking, he fooled the second squad leader into training obediently.

The two came to the training site together, and Yuan Chun, the second squad leader, said something to Xu Yan, reminding him to remember to call, and then took the initiative to run around the hardened road.

This scene surprised Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian, and Luo Yifei asked curiously, "Xu Yan, how did you do it?"

He was not surprised that Xu Yan could convince the second squad leader, but he was surprised that the second squad leader was willing to go to the training like now.

"The mountain man's free plan!" Xu Yan said something in awe, and simply told what happened.

Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian couldn't help but look at each other after listening to it. Even Zhong Ming used it as a template. What he said was reasonable and well-founded.

"Xu Yan, does Zhong Ming really have a unique beauty treatment method?" Jiang Danian asked, somewhat believing it.

"I don't know, but I guess there is probably not one out of ten." Xu Yan said.

"Then aren't you lying to him?" Jiang Danian opened his eyes wide, thinking it was true, but he didn't expect it to be a fool, and worried: "What if he sees it through and doesn't train hard anymore?"

"Isn't there you guys here?" Xu Yan chuckled, and suddenly asked a question: "Do you know the emperor's new clothes?"

"Know!"

"You're thinking…"

"That's right, three people become a tiger. At that time, I will make a few masks and talk about a beauty method. After he uses it, we will say that his skin has improved every time we see him, and then let everyone do it. , to hypnotize him over and over again, and over time, I won't be afraid that he will believe it." Xu Yan smiled confidently, confident in his mind.

Luo Yifei: "..."

Jiang Danian: "..."

After explaining, Xu Yan cast his eyes on the hardened ground again, but seeing that Gao Ren and Wu Liang were a little slack, not as hardworking as Xiang Yang and the second squad leader, his brows furrowed slightly.

Luo Yifei followed her gaze, and suggested: "Xu Yan, Gao Ren, Wu Liang, and the others are a little slack, should we also get some handles?"

"I have my own plans!"

"What plan?
"Borrow military dogs!"

(End of this chapter)