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Chapter 369 No Poisoning, Why Wash Your Stomach!
Chapter 369 No Poisoning, Why Wash Your Stomach!
The dining room was in disarray.
Xu Yan was in a mess, looking at Jiang Danian with a concerned face, he was not moved by his concern, but instead gritted his teeth, wanting to smash his head to see what was inside, how could he have such a weird idea, this biting Can broken lips be the same as poisoning?
Xu Yan was dumbfounded, with a wonderful expression on his face, but Jiang Danian didn't know it. Seeing Xu Yan's strange expression, he thought he was not feeling well, and said in a crying voice: "Xu Yan, how do you feel? Is there anything wrong?" ?”
"I..." Facing Jiang Danian's concerned gaze, Xu Yan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he clenched his fists hard, the veins on the back of his hands squirmed, and tried his best to resist the urge to growl.
His posture made Jiang Danian misunderstand even more, this guy thought he was deeply poisoned and could not speak, so he cried sadly: "Xu Yan, speak up, don't scare me!"
After saying this, he turned around and roared, "Call an ambulance!"
Xu Yan looked at Jiang Danian powerlessly, completely unable to do anything about him, he loosened his clenched fist, let out a heavy breath, and said: "I'm fine, just..."
Xu Yan was about to explain, saying that he was fine, but was suddenly interrupted. A rookie at the next table slapped the table hard, made a bang, and shouted: "Damn it, just torture us during training." , the food is actually poisoned, this is not giving us a way to survive, the brothers will fight with them!"
"Yes, fight with them!" Many people echoed.
He was suppressed too hard in training before, but now he finally found an outlet. The crowd was furious and clamored for justice.
Although the writing was long, it was actually a matter of an instant. From Xu Yan breaking his lips, to Jiang Danian overturning the table, reminding everyone that the food is poisonous, and then to everyone's anger erupting, it will not take more than half a minute.
It wasn't until this moment that the special forces members not far away came to their senses and walked over quickly. The golden krait shouted: "What are you doing, one by one, do you want to rebel?"
"You are too much."
"That's right, if you don't sleep well, and poison is added to your meals, it won't give us a chance to survive."
"Don't tell them so much, fight with them!"
Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Ji Xu yelled and said, "I'll see who dares to move!"
In the eyes of rookies, Ji Xu had a notorious reputation. At this moment, he suddenly had a seizure and immediately stunned everyone.
"Whoever dares to move will be eliminated immediately!"
Ji Xu's cold eyes swept across everyone's faces, leaving behind such a sentence, and strode towards Xu Yan, the cauliflower snake took the opportunity behind him and said: "Everyone, please don't mess up, we didn't poison the food, there is no poison in the food. There must be a misunderstanding."
"The facts are right in front of our eyes. Could it be false?" Many people curled their lips, a little disbelieving, but everyone's emotions stabilized, and everyone looked in Xu Yan's direction at the same time.
Ji Xu walked up to Xu Yan, Jiang Danian and the two, and asked in a deep voice, "What's going on?"
"Report to the squadron leader, Xu Yan is poisoned!" Jiang Danian said eagerly.
Seeing what Jiang Danian said, the corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched violently, he glanced around, and secretly groaned in his heart, the matter had developed to such an extent that it was beyond his imagination, and it couldn't be explained by just explaining it. He had no doubt that once he said that he was not poisoned and just bit his lip, then Jiang Danian would definitely be driven away.
"Jiang Danian, I'm a fucking fairy, when will you grow up, and why are you making trouble for me!"
Xu Yan gritted his teeth with hatred, and scolded Jiang Danian in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. Facing Ji Xu's probing eyes, his thoughts turned in his mind, thinking about how to deal with it.
The method is actually very simple, one is to refuse to admit it, and the other is to calm down the situation and let everyone not be so excited, because whether it is because of this, Jiang Danian is eliminated, or other rookies are eliminated because of this, this is not what he wants to see .
If it was an ordinary person, it might be difficult to deal with this situation, but Xu Yan is not an ordinary person. He is smart, cunning and quick-witted, and he is best at dealing with such things.
But when he covered his lips and coughed, he said to Jiang Danian and others beside him, "Everyone, don't be impulsive, there must be a misunderstanding, everyone should trust Long Ya, they are here to select players, not for money or death, certainly not It will poison the food."
"Xu Yan, then don't speak good words for them. They tried every means to torture us, even using tear gas to wake us up. There is nothing they can't do."
"That's different. It tests us mentally and physically. The purpose is just to select the toughest and best candidates. It's completely different from poisoning..." Xu Yan shook his head to explain, then coughed pretendingly, and said: " Please believe me, believe in Longya, there must be a misunderstanding on this matter!"
"Xu Yan is right. Long Ya is for the selection of talents. There is no need to harm us." Zhang Sheng chimed in from the side. Seeing that Xu Yan's blood was red, he knew that he was not poisoned, but Jiang Danian moved too fast. Well, the matter was developing so fast that he was not given a chance to stop it. Now that he had the chance to speak, it was no longer suitable for clarification, so he could only follow Xu Yan's words.
"Everyone, be quiet. I'm a hygienist. I'll take a look for him first." Zhang Sheng said something and asked Xu Yan to open his mouth. He took a look and saw that his mouth was bitten open. It was beyond his expectations.
"How?" Ji Xu asked nervously.
"It's not a big problem, just drink more water and take a break." Zhang Sheng said.
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and Xu Yan did the same. He glanced at Zhang Sheng gratefully, thinking that the matter would calm down. The vice president tried to train everyone to death, but in fact he didn't dare to let the team members have any accidents. Although Zhang Sheng said that Xu Yan was fine, he was still worried, and suggested: "Why don't you wash your stomach and wash away the remaining poison?" Clear it out, so as not to leave sequelae."
"Yes, gastric lavage to get rid of the residual poison!" Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei and others nodded.
Gastric lavage!
Hearing this, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly winked at Zhang Sheng.
This gastric lavage is not fun. It is not a joke to pour the lavage fluid into the stomach, then spit it out, over and over again, washing the stomach and intestines like clothes.
Zhang Sheng understood, frowned and said: "I think his condition is very mild, just take a rest, don't need gastric lavage!"
"Yes, yes, I didn't feel too much discomfort!" Xu Yan agreed, of course he refused to agree to the stomach lavage, even if he bit his lip, it wasn't really poisoning.
But even though he had a good idea, Ji Xu refused to agree, fearing that there would be future troubles, so he said with a sullen face, "No, you must wash your stomach."
Seeing that Xu Yan and Zhang Sheng wanted to talk again, Ji Xu said without doubt: "Stop talking, you must do gastric lavage, and do it immediately. Zhang Sheng, you are a hygienist, you do it!"
"Yes!" Zhang Sheng gave Xu Yan a look of helplessness, and nodded in response.
But Xu Yan was dumbfounded all of a sudden!
(End of this chapter)
The dining room was in disarray.
Xu Yan was in a mess, looking at Jiang Danian with a concerned face, he was not moved by his concern, but instead gritted his teeth, wanting to smash his head to see what was inside, how could he have such a weird idea, this biting Can broken lips be the same as poisoning?
Xu Yan was dumbfounded, with a wonderful expression on his face, but Jiang Danian didn't know it. Seeing Xu Yan's strange expression, he thought he was not feeling well, and said in a crying voice: "Xu Yan, how do you feel? Is there anything wrong?" ?”
"I..." Facing Jiang Danian's concerned gaze, Xu Yan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he clenched his fists hard, the veins on the back of his hands squirmed, and tried his best to resist the urge to growl.
His posture made Jiang Danian misunderstand even more, this guy thought he was deeply poisoned and could not speak, so he cried sadly: "Xu Yan, speak up, don't scare me!"
After saying this, he turned around and roared, "Call an ambulance!"
Xu Yan looked at Jiang Danian powerlessly, completely unable to do anything about him, he loosened his clenched fist, let out a heavy breath, and said: "I'm fine, just..."
Xu Yan was about to explain, saying that he was fine, but was suddenly interrupted. A rookie at the next table slapped the table hard, made a bang, and shouted: "Damn it, just torture us during training." , the food is actually poisoned, this is not giving us a way to survive, the brothers will fight with them!"
"Yes, fight with them!" Many people echoed.
He was suppressed too hard in training before, but now he finally found an outlet. The crowd was furious and clamored for justice.
Although the writing was long, it was actually a matter of an instant. From Xu Yan breaking his lips, to Jiang Danian overturning the table, reminding everyone that the food is poisonous, and then to everyone's anger erupting, it will not take more than half a minute.
It wasn't until this moment that the special forces members not far away came to their senses and walked over quickly. The golden krait shouted: "What are you doing, one by one, do you want to rebel?"
"You are too much."
"That's right, if you don't sleep well, and poison is added to your meals, it won't give us a chance to survive."
"Don't tell them so much, fight with them!"
Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Ji Xu yelled and said, "I'll see who dares to move!"
In the eyes of rookies, Ji Xu had a notorious reputation. At this moment, he suddenly had a seizure and immediately stunned everyone.
"Whoever dares to move will be eliminated immediately!"
Ji Xu's cold eyes swept across everyone's faces, leaving behind such a sentence, and strode towards Xu Yan, the cauliflower snake took the opportunity behind him and said: "Everyone, please don't mess up, we didn't poison the food, there is no poison in the food. There must be a misunderstanding."
"The facts are right in front of our eyes. Could it be false?" Many people curled their lips, a little disbelieving, but everyone's emotions stabilized, and everyone looked in Xu Yan's direction at the same time.
Ji Xu walked up to Xu Yan, Jiang Danian and the two, and asked in a deep voice, "What's going on?"
"Report to the squadron leader, Xu Yan is poisoned!" Jiang Danian said eagerly.
Seeing what Jiang Danian said, the corners of Xu Yan's lips twitched violently, he glanced around, and secretly groaned in his heart, the matter had developed to such an extent that it was beyond his imagination, and it couldn't be explained by just explaining it. He had no doubt that once he said that he was not poisoned and just bit his lip, then Jiang Danian would definitely be driven away.
"Jiang Danian, I'm a fucking fairy, when will you grow up, and why are you making trouble for me!"
Xu Yan gritted his teeth with hatred, and scolded Jiang Danian in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. Facing Ji Xu's probing eyes, his thoughts turned in his mind, thinking about how to deal with it.
The method is actually very simple, one is to refuse to admit it, and the other is to calm down the situation and let everyone not be so excited, because whether it is because of this, Jiang Danian is eliminated, or other rookies are eliminated because of this, this is not what he wants to see .
If it was an ordinary person, it might be difficult to deal with this situation, but Xu Yan is not an ordinary person. He is smart, cunning and quick-witted, and he is best at dealing with such things.
But when he covered his lips and coughed, he said to Jiang Danian and others beside him, "Everyone, don't be impulsive, there must be a misunderstanding, everyone should trust Long Ya, they are here to select players, not for money or death, certainly not It will poison the food."
"Xu Yan, then don't speak good words for them. They tried every means to torture us, even using tear gas to wake us up. There is nothing they can't do."
"That's different. It tests us mentally and physically. The purpose is just to select the toughest and best candidates. It's completely different from poisoning..." Xu Yan shook his head to explain, then coughed pretendingly, and said: " Please believe me, believe in Longya, there must be a misunderstanding on this matter!"
"Xu Yan is right. Long Ya is for the selection of talents. There is no need to harm us." Zhang Sheng chimed in from the side. Seeing that Xu Yan's blood was red, he knew that he was not poisoned, but Jiang Danian moved too fast. Well, the matter was developing so fast that he was not given a chance to stop it. Now that he had the chance to speak, it was no longer suitable for clarification, so he could only follow Xu Yan's words.
"Everyone, be quiet. I'm a hygienist. I'll take a look for him first." Zhang Sheng said something and asked Xu Yan to open his mouth. He took a look and saw that his mouth was bitten open. It was beyond his expectations.
"How?" Ji Xu asked nervously.
"It's not a big problem, just drink more water and take a break." Zhang Sheng said.
Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and Xu Yan did the same. He glanced at Zhang Sheng gratefully, thinking that the matter would calm down. The vice president tried to train everyone to death, but in fact he didn't dare to let the team members have any accidents. Although Zhang Sheng said that Xu Yan was fine, he was still worried, and suggested: "Why don't you wash your stomach and wash away the remaining poison?" Clear it out, so as not to leave sequelae."
"Yes, gastric lavage to get rid of the residual poison!" Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei and others nodded.
Gastric lavage!
Hearing this, Xu Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly winked at Zhang Sheng.
This gastric lavage is not fun. It is not a joke to pour the lavage fluid into the stomach, then spit it out, over and over again, washing the stomach and intestines like clothes.
Zhang Sheng understood, frowned and said: "I think his condition is very mild, just take a rest, don't need gastric lavage!"
"Yes, yes, I didn't feel too much discomfort!" Xu Yan agreed, of course he refused to agree to the stomach lavage, even if he bit his lip, it wasn't really poisoning.
But even though he had a good idea, Ji Xu refused to agree, fearing that there would be future troubles, so he said with a sullen face, "No, you must wash your stomach."
Seeing that Xu Yan and Zhang Sheng wanted to talk again, Ji Xu said without doubt: "Stop talking, you must do gastric lavage, and do it immediately. Zhang Sheng, you are a hygienist, you do it!"
"Yes!" Zhang Sheng gave Xu Yan a look of helplessness, and nodded in response.
But Xu Yan was dumbfounded all of a sudden!
(End of this chapter)
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