hilarious soldier king

Chapter 370 Suffering Xu Yan!

Ji Xu insisted on gastric lavage, Zhang Sheng also agreed, Xu Yan was flustered and dumbfounded.

Nima, he just bit his lip and washed his ass stomach. He can't agree to anything. Is the stomach a clothes?Wash it if you want!

After a brief moment of astonishment, Xu Yan quickly came back to his senses, and he refused to wash his stomach even if he said nothing, unwilling to suffer this crime in vain, so he quickly refused, "Squadron leader, I just ate a bite of food, and I didn't feel anything wrong. No, gastric lavage is unnecessary."

While talking, he pulled Zhang Sheng out again, and said, "And didn't the hygienist also say that it's a small problem for me, it's nothing serious, just take a rest." He hastened to speak to help.

However, Ji Xu didn't give Zhang Sheng a chance to speak again, raised his eyebrows and said, "No, you must wash your stomach!"

"Xu Yan, don't mess around. Poisoning is no small matter. If you don't do it, it will cause big problems. Hurry up and cooperate with gastric lavage!"

As soon as Ji Xu finished speaking, Jiang Danian joined in and said, "Xu Yan, you are right to hear from the squadron leader. Although gastric lavage is a bit uncomfortable, it can remove toxins, which is good for your body."

hiss!
Hearing this, Xu Yan gasped, his eyes went dark, and he almost passed out, only feeling a burst of pain in his heart, liver and lungs.

He turned his head back suddenly, glared at Jiang Danian viciously, wished he could go up and punish him, break his head, and seal his mouth...

This bastard, made an own mistake, made the scene so chaotic, made him in a dilemma, and now he is still talking sarcastic here, which is not helpful and drags his feet. This is trying to kill him.

You say you can't see the situation clearly, it's okay, you can keep silent, no one will think you are dumb if you don't speak.

Look at other people's mules, if they can't see the situation clearly, they won't open their mouths...

As soon as Xu Yan finished thinking, Luo Yifei's voice sounded, and he offered to help, "Squadron leader, I don't think there is a need for gastric lavage."

As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone's attention was immediately attracted. Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, Zhang Sheng, and Ji Xudeng all looked at Luo Yifei at the same time.

"My good brother, I knew that you are the most reliable at critical times!" Xu Yan looked at Luo Yifei gratefully.

Sensing his gaze, Luo Yifei nodded slightly, then met Ji Xu and the others' puzzled eyes, and said, "Actually, you don't have to worry at all, this little poison can't help Xu Yan."

Having said that, he paused intentionally to appease everyone's appetite, and then said: "As the saying goes, good people don't live long, but evil will last for thousands of years. Xu Yan's life is hard, and it's not that easy to have accidents!"

puff!
Many people laughed out loud, thinking that he had some great ideas, but it turned out to be ridicule.

you sir!
Ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past Xu Yan's head, and he was dumbfounded for a while. This bastard, he thought he was speaking for him in vain, but it turned out to be teasing. It was worse than Jiang Danian, who at least had good intentions. , but this shameless guy is just despicable ridicule, making friends carelessly, making friends carelessly!

"Mule, I think you should be a traffic policeman, standing at an intersection and directing traffic." Xu Yan said deeply.

"How to say?"

"Let the passers-by go back and forth!"

When everyone heard this, they were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing, Xu Yan said that this was a drunkard who didn't care about drinking, and was cursing Luo Yifei in a roundabout way!

They were laughing happily, but Ji Xu's complexion became long, and he shouted "Enough", suppressing the laughter of the crowd, and waved his hands: "Stomach lavage immediately!"

"Squadron leader..."

"Gastric lavage immediately." Ji Xu said without hesitation, and then said to Zhang Sheng: "Do you see what you need to prepare? What gastric lavage solution do you need?"

"Get some pot water!" Zhang Sheng thought for a while.

"You're sincere, right?" Xu Yan looked at Zhang Sheng with a dark face, his face was extremely unfriendly, this guy knew that he was not poisoned, but he even used pot water to wash his stomach, did he mean to disgust him.

"Wash the pot of water?" Ji Xu was puzzled.

"Xu Yan's poisoning is very mild, there is no need to use gastric lavage to neutralize the poison, just dilute it with ordinary water and rinse it." Zhang Sheng explained.

"In that case, let's use clean water!" Xu Yan hastily said, since gastric lavage must be done, he should choose an acceptable one.

"If you drink clean water, it won't irritate your stomach, and it's not easy to spit it out. It's different with pot water."

Xu Yan was unwilling, but he couldn't refute it, because that would definitely reveal the truth and drive Jiang Danian away.

"Jiang Danian, your uncle, you've tricked me to death this time!" Xu Yan thought bitterly, and gave Jiang Danian a vicious look.

Jiang Danian scratched his head in a daze, thinking that Xu Yan was because he didn't speak for him, and persuaded him: "Xu Yan, it's not that I don't speak for you, it's also for your own good, you have to wash your stomach if you are poisoned, just listen It’s Zhang Sheng’s, just wash the pot water, it’s no big deal, just be patient!”

go away!

Xu Yan tightened his fist silently, started to grind his teeth again, stared at Jiang Danian for a moment, then turned his head to stop looking at him, he was afraid that if he continued to watch, he would not be able to resist beating him.

"Washing pot water is here!"

With a cry, the Golden Thread Snake came over with a pot of washing water and put it on the table beside Xu Yan.

Xu Yan looked intently, but saw that the pot of washing water was a bit cloudy, with a layer of oil floating on it, and rice grains, flour dregs, vegetable leaves, etc. were mixed in it.

Seeing this, Xu Yan knelt down on the spot. You don't want to drink this stuff from your uncle, but you use it to wash his stomach. Is this trying to disgust him to death?
Ji Xu didn't care what he thought, and urged: "Let's start!"

"Squadron leader, I really don't need stomach lavage!" Xu Yan's face turned pale, and he made the last effort.

"Drink immediately, this is an order!"

"How much do you drink?"

"Three to five hundred milliliters at a time, one teacup is almost enough!"

Under Ji Xu's urging, Xu Yan scooped up a teacup of water for washing pots, wrinkled his nose and brought it to his mouth, he refused to drink it so hard, stop teasing, he was not poisoned, so a fool would only drink it !
"Don't drink the ink, don't drink it, believe it or not, I'll find someone to pour it into your stomach!" Ji Xu threatened.

"Xu Yan, drink it quickly, just wash your stomach, anyway, you'll spit it out in a while." Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei and others persuaded, either with concern or jokes.

"Just die!"

With Ji Xu staring at him, Xu Yan knew that he couldn't shirk, so he could only choose to obey, he told himself so in his heart, pinching his nose, brought the tea mug to his mouth, and began to drink the pot water.

As soon as he took a sip, a strange and unpleasant taste rushed straight to his nose, making his stomach churn, and he almost vomited it out.

"Don't vomit, drink it all at once, and then vomit together!"

Xu Yan gritted his teeth and became cruel, suppressing his nausea, drank gulp gulp, drank the pot of water, but tears flowed out, he gritted his teeth and thought: Jiang Danian, you cheating bastard, you can kill me this time Now, look back and see how I deal with you!
(End of this chapter)