hilarious soldier king

Chapter 372 Which one is married?

Donghai City.

In front of an apartment in an ordinary community, a girl with a slender figure and an exquisite face pressed the doorbell with her slender fingers.

Jingle Bell!Jingle Bell!
The crisp doorbell rang for a while, but there was no response from inside. A guy behind the beautiful girl said, "Zhang Lan, I haven't responded for so long. He should not be at home. Why don't we go back first!"

This girl is Zhang Lan, a beautiful reporter. Last time, she managed to convince Master Xu to take her to that weird ancient tomb. Who knew that Xu Yan made trouble on the way, so scared that Master Xu retreated, saying what? She refused to go again, and even refused to see her face to face. She didn't give up, so she came to his house to look for him.

"He must be at home at this time." Zhang Lan shook her head, stopped ringing the doorbell, knocked on the door and shouted: "Master Xu, open the door. I know you are at home. If you don't open the door, I will keep taking pictures like this!"

Zhang Lan slammed the door loudly, threatening to yell out that Master Xu would never give up. Finally, the people inside couldn't help it anymore, and a distressed voice sounded through the door: "Miss Zhang, please don't bother me any more. OK?"

"Take me to that ancient tomb, and I won't bother you anymore." Zhang Lan said with a very clear attitude.

"Just let me go, your boyfriend is like that, who would dare to touch you." Master Xu smiled wryly, thinking of Xu Yan's threat, his heart shuddered.

"I've said it many times, he's not my boyfriend, not my boyfriend..."

"Okay, even if he wasn't your boyfriend, I wouldn't take you there. That place is too ominous, and the people who go in don't end well. Several of my friends have accidents. I don't want to end up like them !"

"Master Xu..."

"I've said everything I need to say, please stop harassing me, or I'll call the police!"

Seeing Master Xu's firm attitude, Zhang Lan had no choice but to leave temporarily. On the way to leave, thinking of Xu Yan who ruined her good deeds, her teeth itched with hatred, and she gritted her teeth and murmured: "Xu Yan, you bastard, I won't let you go!" Pass yours!"

...

hundreds of miles away.

At the training base of the Longya Special Forces Brigade, the special selection training is in full swing, and rookies participating in the selection are eliminated every day.

It's not that they are not strong, but that the selection criteria for S-level are too harsh, and there are endless ways to eliminate them. Physical fitness, will, skills, ideological awareness, and even some small details of life are almost to the point of being picky, and any aspect is not in place. , will be ruthlessly eliminated.

For example, in high-intensity training, if the physical fitness, willpower and skills cannot be achieved, they will be eliminated.

For example, go to a closed room and assemble firearms blindfolded. If there are two gun parts, they must be assembled, and the one assembled will be eliminated.The reason is very simple, if you are asked to rescue a hostage, if you see the No.2 hostage on the scene, don’t you just ignore it, don’t care about it, it’s obviously impossible!
Another example is during extreme training, asking questions repeatedly, such as encountering an unexpected situation during training, before taking action, an innocent passer-by suddenly breaks in, whether to continue to perform the task, or to postpone it, etc. If the answer is wrong, will be eliminated.

There are countless things like this, but of course they are not the most troublesome, at least there are traces to follow, there is a clear standard, based on physical skills, ideological awareness, etc. The most troublesome thing is some small details in life, but it is completely confusing .

For example, once when eating noodles, it was stipulated that each person had four spoonfuls, and the soup could not be spilled, but the size of the bowl could not hold four spoonfuls. At this time, everyone used their own methods, and some people blocked it when they saw that it was about to overflow. , Some picked up the noodles with chopsticks, and some directly took a big sip to hold four spoonfuls... Those who did nothing and let the soup spill out were directly eliminated.

The reason is of course not waste, but resilience. In Ji Xu's words, you can even spill a meal, so what do you expect you to do well?

Saying that, of course, is biased. If you don’t clean a house, you may not be able to sweep the world. If you spill food, you may not be able to fight or perform tasks. Of course, you can’t reason with him about these things, and he won’t listen to your explanations. It can be seen how harsh this selection is.

In this way, more and more people were eliminated, and the number of helmets under the national flag also increased rapidly, from one row at the beginning to the current five rows...

Hundreds of people participated in the special selection. At this time, there were less than 20 people left. Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian, Zhang Sheng, Situ Yuan, these people all stayed.

It is worth mentioning that Jiang Danian, among all the people, he is the least conspicuous, almost the bottom of the existence, whether it is physical fitness, skills, or adaptability, but in the end he relies on perseverance and persistence, all the way Persisting until now has caused many people to fall into the eyeballs.

After another extreme training, everyone ushered in a short break, the study of tactical theory, and the class was Caihuaniao.

Cauliflower Snake stood in the classroom, saying that the classroom could not be a classroom like a school, but a group of people sitting on small stools in a spacious room.

Glancing at the crowd in front of him, he saw that everyone was sitting on small stools, holding their notebooks in their hands. Cauliflower Snake started his speech directly. The opening chapter was not a dull international format or boring tactics, but a question was asked, "There are ten people on the tree. If you kill one bird with a gun, how many are left?"

A group of people were stunned for a while after hearing this question. It was really difficult to answer this question, because the answer was not fixed. It could be zero or nine, depending on how to interpret it. Therefore, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and there was no answer for a while.

"Is there no one who can answer such a simple question?" Cauliflower Snake cast a sideways glance at everyone.

At this time Xu Yan raised his hand, indicating that he would answer.

"Speak!" The cauliflower snake signaled.

"Report, there isn't even a single one, they're all scared away." Xu Yan said loudly.

"Wrong!" The cauliflower snake said coolly, "There are still nine left, but I like your idea!"?
Xu Yan rolled his eyes. When the birds on the tree were idiots, you shot and killed one of them. The rest would not fly away, but stayed where they were for you to shoot.

Thinking of this, Xu Yan rolled his eyes and said, "Report, can I ask you a question?"

"speak!"

"There are three young girls eating ice cream on the road. The first bites, the second licks, and the third sucks. Which one is married?"

Haha!

Hearing Xu Yan ask such an explosive question, a group of rookies suddenly burst into laughter, winking at him one by one, and at the same time urging the cauliflower snake to answer as soon as possible.

The cauliflower snake had already agreed before, but now it is hard to refuse. After thinking for a while, he was not sure: "Is it the one you sucked?"

(End of this chapter)