hilarious soldier king

Chapter 373 I Like Your Idea!
"Is that the one you smoked?"

The cauliflower snake speculated, his voice full of uncertainty.

After hearing this, Luo Yifei and the others couldn't help but guess secretly.Biting, licking, sucking... These three words, although they refer to eating ice cream, of course people don't take it literally, but as a hidden hint of sex, but which one is more in line with the characteristics of a married girl?

Everyone couldn't think of an answer for a moment, and after hearing the cauliflower snake's answer, a group of people turned their attention to Xu Yan, waiting for him to reveal the answer.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Xu Yan answered a typo in the same cool way, with the same simplicity and the same conciseness.

"It's not right to suck, it must be licked!"

"That's not necessarily true, it might be biting!"

"Idiot, it definitely can't be biting. If you bite, the action is too rough and easy to hurt people."

"Why do you hurt people, don't you eat ice cream?"

"Ahem, do you really don't understand or you don't understand..."

After hearing Xu Yan's answer, everyone began to discuss in a low voice, and then looked at the cauliflower snake with great interest, only to see his brows knit together, confused and curious.

"It's not sucking, which one is that, the one that licks?"

"Wrong again!" Xu Yan said.

"Is that the one biting?" the cauliflower snake said.

"Not bad!"

"They're all wrong, so which one is right?" The crowd was a little rioted, all three were wrong, so what's the answer?

Cauliflower Snake made three mistakes in a row, couldn't hold back his face, and said calmly, "All three are wrong, you are playing tricks on me!"

"There is the one with the wedding ring, and whoever wears the wedding ring is married." Xu Yan gave the answer to the question, facing the stunned expression of the cauliflower snake, shook his head and said: "Whether you are married or not depends not on the way you eat ice cream. Biting, licking or sucking are just personal habits and preferences, how can they be used as the basis for marriage or not!"

After pretending to say a few words, Xu Yan said again: "Although you gave the wrong answer, I like your idea!" This was in response to what the cauliflower snake said before.

Haha!

A group of people laughed out loud after hearing this, especially Luo Yifei, who laughed the most exaggeratedly.

snort!
Cauliflower Snake could not hold back his face, but now he was ridiculed again, and felt even more ashamed. With a muffled snort, his cold eyes swept across everyone's faces.

The laughter stopped abruptly, everyone's smiles condensed on their faces, and they all sat upright, silently mourning for Xu Yan.

Sure enough, the next moment, the cauliflower snake cast its eyes on Xu Yan, and said sinisterly, "You are very humorous!"

After being stared at by the cauliflower snake, Xu Yan's heart trembled for a while, and he said "It's okay", and quickly changed the subject, saying: "Report, my question is over, can I start the next lecture, we can't wait .”

The cauliflower snake took a deep look at Xu Yan, said, "Continue teaching", and began to explain, which was about information synthesis and analysis.

call!
Xu Yan let out a long breath, thinking he had escaped a catastrophe, but the next moment, the cauliflower snake brought the topic to him again.

"The synthesis and analysis of information, through the synthesis and induction of some scattered information, so as to draw some useful conclusions, this skill is a test of observation and the ability of divergent thinking, let me give an example below, um, let Xu Yan do it for you Alright, Xu Yan, do you have any questions?"

"Can I say there is a problem?" Xu Yan looked expectant.

"No!" The cauliflower snake refused decisively.

Xu Yan rolled his eyes, and there was nothing wrong with it, so why not ask a hammer to show his hypocritical democracy?
Moreover, if he wants to hold grudges like this, he just asked a question like him, and retaliated with the same words. Does he need to find a place on the spot with such a sharp sword? It's not arrogant at all!
The slander is the slander, the problem still has to come and be solved, the cauliflower snake raised the question, "A single woman moved, and suddenly the power went out at night. She was just about to light a candle when the door was knocked. It turned out to be the child next door. Elder sister, do you have any candles at home? She wanted to borrow candles on the first day, and it would be endless in the future, so she said no. The child said that I knew you didn’t have one. Mom asked me to send you candles. She felt very ashamed, child After leaving, she lit the drugged candle, and was sold to a mountainous area to be a wife the next day. The next day she sighed, and finally got out of the single.? Then the question came, what major did she study? "

There was a lot of chatter, but at the end he asked a single woman what major she studied, and a group of people were also drunk.

Of course, what's even more intoxicating is that they can't figure out what the content of the above paragraph has anything to do with the bachelor's major. This is completely irrelevant, okay?

A group of people frowned. Needless to say, Luo Yifei, Zhang Sheng and the others were completely puzzled. The same was true for Situ Yuan, who had participated in several special warfare selections. Similar problems had never occurred in the previous two selections. There is no way to prepare in advance, and there is no way at this time.

Not only them, but even Xu Yan, who is always full of wit and tricks, was blinded by this problem, and he was quite at a loss as to what to do.

Xu Yan frowned and thought, many fragmentary thoughts flashed in his mind, but in the end he couldn't catch anything. Simply put, he couldn't think of the answer.

This is a brain teaser question. It is similar to the previous two brain teasers, but it is a lot more complicated. It is not difficult to give an answer, but it is difficult to give a reasonable explanation for this answer. It's even harder.

Seeing Xu Yan's brow furrowed deeply, and the corners of Cauliflower Snake's lips slightly raised, he asked, "What, do you have an answer?"

"This, it's completely irrelevant. Well, how can you judge your professionalism from such trivial things as cutting off electricity, lighting candles and borrowing candles!" Xu Yan said with a bitter face, really couldn't think of it, and testing.

"The answer is hidden in the details, it depends on whether you have the eyes to discover the answer!" The cauliflower snake squinted at Xu Yan, and murmured: "If you can't even answer such a small question, I begin to doubt whether you are suitable to stay In the Special Forces."

Is it suitable to stay in the Special Forces!
Xu Yan was shocked when he heard the words, he never imagined that he was just trying to show off and pushed himself to such an extent that he was in danger of being eliminated.

Luo Yifei, Jiang Danian, Zhang Sheng and the others also paled in shock, cast a sympathetic glance at Xu Yan, and secretly worried about him.

Because this matter may be related to whether to stay or not, Xu Yan gathered his energy, his brows frowned, and he turned his thoughts quickly. The answer is hidden in the details. This question is not a brain teaser, but a real deduction question, keep up He was similar to Luo Yifei's question about finding the face of a bear based on the time when the bear fell into a fixed-height trap. They were all comprehensive questions, and there were many and complicated things to investigate.

There is a direction, but it is not an egg!

He has never read this topic before, and he will not be like Jiang Danian, who is bored when he has nothing to do, memorizing the knowledge points of various subjects.

Thinking of Jiang Danian, he couldn't help but glance at him, only to find that his brows were furrowed and he was muttering something, which was in stark contrast to the dazed surroundings.

"This guy, he can't even know this question!" The thought flooded into Xu Yan's mind, and Xu Yan's heart suddenly became alive. Although he was not sure that Jiang Danian could answer, there was no better way at this time. Be a living horse doctor.

Having made up his mind, Xu Yan immediately put it into action.

Hearing him coughing twice, he attracted the gaze of the cauliflower snake, shook his head and pretended to be forceful: "I got tired of such a simple question when I was in elementary school. It's not challenging at all. I don't even bother to answer you. Come on, I'll find a younger brother to answer you."

After saying this, Xu Yan didn't give the cauliflower snake a chance to refuse, waved his hand at Jiang Danian, and said, "Da Nian, you answer this question!"

(End of this chapter)