hilarious soldier king

Chapter 53 Eat cake, it tastes good
After pretending to be aggressive, Xu Yan rolled his eyes, walked back to the dormitory, stood at the door and shouted: "Okay, everyone, don't rest, go to the playground quickly, and help Da Nian with tutoring before training starts in the afternoon. , we must help Danian establish a sense of direction!"

Everyone's emotions were stirring, and of course they would not object. A group of people hula-la walked out of the dormitory, surrounded Jiang Danian to the playground, and they were obviously ready to fight hard.

Sun Xin glanced at Xu Yan in surprise. Before, he had suspected that Xu Yan was just talking. The reason why he said what he said earlier was just to avoid punishment. But now that he was so active, he couldn't help it. to dispel this idea.

But he didn't know that all of this was in Xu Yan's calculations. He was worried that Sun Xin would calm down and remember to punish himself, so he took the initiative to drag everyone to the playground, and used Jiang Danian to do queue exercises and run away from the playground. Compared with the punishment of [-] laps, which one is more serious, he is like a mirror in his mind.

Everyone in the third class came to the playground spontaneously and formed a column. The class leader Sun Xin gave orders to organize the queue first and ask everyone to stand at attention and line up to the right, and then began to practice turning left and right.

"To the left!"

Swish!Everyone turned to the left in unison.

"turn right!"

Swish!Everyone turned to the right again!
Jiang Danian didn't make a wrong turn several times in a row, which made Sun Xin couldn't help showing a smile. After carefully observing Jiang Danian's movements, he unexpectedly found that Jiang Danian's movements were very standard, even compared to Xu Yan. Not too much.

"When did Jiang Danian's actions become so standard?" Sun Xin frowned suspiciously, and soon realized that before Jiang Danian didn't distinguish between left and right, his attention was all on this, only caring about distress and Sulking, he didn't have the time to observe whether his movements were standard or not. Now he looked at it with a normal mind, only to realize that he had made great progress before he knew it. Looking at it, the standard is impeccable.

With this discovery, Sun Xin was immediately encouraged, his eyes were firm, and he decided to do everything possible to help Jiang Danian establish a sense of direction.

"Turn left!" Sun Xin then shouted.

Swish!
The queue became chaotic, because Jiang Danian made a wrong turn, and he and Luo Yifei faced each other, staring wide-eyed!

"Yes... I'm sorry, I... I made a mistake again!" Jiang Danian said timidly.

Sun Xin let out a long breath, the surprise and anticipation on his face instantly stiffened, and a burst of anger surged up uncontrollably, but this time he tried his best to restrain himself, shook his head and encouraged: "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you are wrong, let's take it slowly. Come!"

"Again, turn right!"

Sun Xin issued an order, the queue was in a commotion again, Jiang Danian made a wrong turn again, Sun Xin took a deep breath, tried not to care, and said: "It's okay, come again, turn left!"

Then Sun Xin was dumbfounded, Jiang Danian made the wrong turn again, and it was wrong three times in a row, Sun Xin's face was stiff, and the veins on his forehead were prominent, as if he had been slapped several times in a row.

"I'm sorry, I'm too stupid." Jiang Danian said with his head drooping.

"Come again!" Sun Xin shook his head and said, this time his tone was no longer as relaxed as before, and it was already a bit more gnashing of teeth.

Five minutes later, Sun Xin's face was livid, his lips were trembling weakly, and he couldn't say a word, but looked at Jiang Danian with a sullen face, his eyes were ashen-like despair.

Some people are born to throw cold water on others, Jiang Danian is undoubtedly the best among them, just the simplest left and right turns, in just 5 minutes, he can make 38 wrong turns, and go more and more on the wrong beat The farther you go, the eight horses can't pull it back.

Sun Xin Machinery's order, from the beginning of anticipation, quickly turned to despair, and finally became numb. Now he has given up hope and just wants the afternoon training to come as soon as possible so that he can end this damn training.

Time was like a snail, slowly crawling forward, and the training time finally came. Sun Xin hurriedly ended the queue practice that tortured his heart, liver and lungs, and devoted himself to training in other subjects.

After training in the afternoon, a group of people had dinner, and just returned to the dormitory to rest for a few minutes, Xu Yan jumped out and urged: "Brothers, it's time to go. Before it gets dark, help Da Nian train for a while."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, intending to refuse to go, but the words at noon were still in their ears. If they couldn't persist for a day, it seemed a little inappropriate. They all went to the playground with their heads downcast, like a defeated rooster. There is no noon pride.

In just 10 minutes at noon, they felt as if 20 years had passed. All their ambitions had been wiped out by Jiang Danian's stupidity. They didn't know if they could continue, whether Jiang Danian could establish Sense of direction, but one thing is certain, that is, before Jiang Danian succeeds, they will be tortured madly first!
Xu Yan was walking at the back, seeing that everyone was depressed, and was about to think of ways to boost everyone's morale, when he suddenly sneezed twice for no reason.

That's right, someone scolded him again, and more than one person, not only the beautiful reporter Zhang Lan, but also the beautiful military officer Zhong Ming.

Donghai Morning News, at the door of the office.

Zhang Lan nodded to the colleagues who greeted him, then left humming a song, and murmured excitedly on the road, "The training in the afternoon is over, and the meal should be finished, so he should start eating the cake too!"

Thinking of the wonderful expression on Xu Yan's face when he ate the cake he made with footwashing water and saw the card he left behind, Zhang Lan couldn't help secretly laughing, "After offending me, I thought If you hide in the army, I won't be able to deal with you, and you will end up drinking my old lady's footwashing water!"

What she didn't know was that the cake did not fall into Xu Yan's hands, but was taken away by Zhong Ming.

Hundreds of miles away from Donghai City, Zhong Ming came back from the Information Warfare Section of the Longya Special Warfare Brigade, and excitedly put the cake on the table. Assistant Xiao Tang greeted him and stared at the cake on the table. Curiously: "This is a cake, whose birthday is it? I remember that no one has a birthday today!"

"It was given by others, and I will make supper for you!" Zhong Ming said with a smile, the cake that was withheld privately has now become a gift from others.

"Really, then we are not welcome." Xiao Tang asked, seeing that it was really prepared for himself and others, he hurriedly called his comrades over, quickly unpacked the cake, and ate the cake .

Since Zhong Ming just came back, she didn't have any appetite, so she didn't start eating with everyone, but went to take a bath first. When she came back, she saw that there was only the last corner of the cake, and asked with a smile: "How does this cake taste?" Sample?"

"It's delicious, we left a piece for you, you can try it!" Xiao Tang said.

"Really, then I'll try it!" Zhong Ming nodded, picked up a plastic knife and cut a small piece, put it in his mouth to taste, I don't know if the cake is really delicious, or it's because it's just a joke, She thought the cake was more delicious than ever.

"It tastes good!" Zhong Ming praised, cut a small piece again, and was about to put it on a plate, but unexpectedly found a card in the cake. She took it out curiously, stared at it, and saw the card There is a line written on the page: Don't stare, you read that right, there is a card, I put it on purposely, because I have something to say to you!

(End of this chapter)