hilarious soldier king

Chapter 54 Foot Washing Water!
Zhong Ming frowned slightly, and became more and more curious. He quickly unfolded the card and looked at it, and a passage came into view, "The cake tastes good, doesn't it taste weird? It's right, because it's what I use to wash my feet. It's made of water, haha, even if you are cunning, you still have to drink the old lady's footwashing water..."

Made of footwash!Made of footwash!
Seeing this news, Zhong Ming's complexion changed drastically. The originally light card seemed to suddenly become heavy and fell from his hand.
Ah!
A high-decibel scream came from Zhong Ming's mouth. She covered her mouth and rushed to the bathroom like the wind, laying down in front of the sink and retching.

"Captain, are you all right?"

Xiao Tang followed up and expressed concern, what responded to her was a series of retching, and the sound of frantically gargling her mouth over and over again.

In the bustling office, there was only one person left in an instant. This person was as strong as a cow, and his name was Wei Zhong. His eyes flickered, and he said speculatively, "What's going on, why did the good boy suddenly retch, can't it be Are you pregnant?"

Xiao Tang walked out of the bathroom, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyelids, gouged Wei Zhong angrily, and said, "What are you thinking about, Captain Zhong doesn't even have a boyfriend, how could he be pregnant? .”

After Xiao Tang said this, he looked at the card on the table, and Wei Zhong did the same. After reading a card, her complexion also changed drastically. She threw the card on the table, covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom.

"What's the matter with each one of them?" Wei Zhong shook his head, quite puzzled, shouted a few words and saw that no one responded, he also picked up the card and looked at it, and saw the content on the card clearly, knowing that the baker's footwashing water It was done, and I immediately understood why the two of them reacted like this, but as the name suggests, they have a stronger taste and stronger psychological endurance, so they did not leave like the two, but shook their heads and said: "The cake is made of footwashing water. It’s done, it doesn’t look like it when I eat it.”

Wei Zhong cut a small piece with a plastic knife and put it into his mouth with a plastic plate. After chewing and savoring it carefully, he murmured: "It tastes good, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Zhong Ming retched for a while in the bathroom, rinsed his mouth seven or eight times, and his mouth was almost numb, so he barely suppressed the churning in his stomach, and walked out of the bathroom with a pale face. However, as soon as he returned to the office, he saw his comrades holding Holding a plastic knife, she cut a piece of cake made of footwashing water, put it in her mouth, chewed it slowly, and didn't forget to comment, so she turned pale, covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom.

vomit!
After retching for several minutes, and then gargling more than a dozen times, Zhong Ming's stomach almost vomited out, and she returned to the office with a pale face when she couldn't vomit anymore. Xiao Tang also came out at the same time.

"I said that you are exaggerating too much. Isn't it just a cake made of footwashing water? What's the fuss?" Wei Zhong glanced at the two of them contemptuously, cut another piece of cake and put it in his mouth, saying: "I I think the taste is very good, much better than grass roots and tree bark. I didn’t eat anything during the field survival training. If I could have such a piece of cake at that time, I don’t know how happy I would be!”

Hearing him bring this up again and again, Zhong Ming's forehead burst out with blue veins, and he couldn't help scolding: "Shut up!"

"Look, with your quality, I really doubt if you are a special soldier?" Wei Zhong said while shaking his head, and then said: "What is this level? It is a kind of happiness, not to mention eating a cake made of footwashing water."

Wei Zhong didn't seem to see Zhong Ming's displeasure, so he kept on chattering, "One time we were training in the desert, and the first thing we did before we started training was to catch our own urine and store it, because as the training progressed, the body A large amount of water evaporates, and the urine becomes salty, undrinkable..."

Veins popped out on Zhong Ming's forehead, and he shouted angrily, "I told you to shut up!"

Seeing Zhong Ming's unkind expression, wishing he could swallow himself, Wei Zhong realized belatedly that he seemed to have said something wrong. Facing Zhong Ming's murderous eyes, he felt like sitting on pins and needles, how could he dare to stay any longer? Shrinking his neck and slipping away, he walked a few steps and turned back, picked up the cake on the table, and said with a smile: "I'll help you get rid of this cake!"

Watching this person leave, Zhong Ming sat down on the stool, picked up the card on the table again, read it word by word, and then her face became more and more gloomy. If she still can't see by now, this cake is for If it's Xu Yan, then she is really a fool.

However, it was precisely because she understood the reason that she became more unhappy and ashamed. If she hadn't made an accident and took the cake halfway, then the one who got caught would be Xu Yan. , she felt aggrieved, as if she had eaten a lump of Rexiang, and she was able to distract herself.

On one side of her she was aggrieved, but on the other side, Xiao Tang, who had also been recruited, was still asking ignorantly in her ear, "Captain, who gave you this cake, how much hatred is there with you!"

How much hatred?
Zhong Ming was speechless, wanted to cry but had no tears, and couldn't answer at all.

Could it be telling her that in fact she has no grievances with the cake maker, and in a sense, they can be called an offensive and defensive alliance. The other party's plan failed, but she blocked the gun for Xu Yan!
Chi Chi!

Zhong Ming panted heavily, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved and angry he became, and finally he put the blame on Xu Yan, clenched his fists and roared, "Xu Yan, I can't spare you."

……

Xu Yan didn't know anything about these things. At this time, he was busy training Jiang Danian, trying to help him establish a sense of direction, but the results were negligible. This guy seemed to be born without a nerve thread. Left and right, which can't be easily distinguished in the eyes, always make mistakes when placed on him.

After a lot of intense practice, a group of people returned to the dormitory with dull eyes, almost crying because of Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei couldn't help but said: "Xu Yan, I think it's better to forget it, Danian is not that material at all. , let's not waste time."

This proposal was immediately unanimously approved by everyone, and Yuan Guoqing, Zhao Chunlei and others also responded, "Yes, the New Year is born without such a nerve, so let's stop doing useless work."

"No one is born to know it. He just has a poor foundation. Take it slowly and be patient, and he will get better." Xu Yan said in relief. It's not just about Jiang's age, it's also about whether he can pass the probationary period and become a full-fledged soldier, and whether he can win the bet to be the colonel's beauty.

(End of this chapter)