hilarious soldier king

Chapter 55 A Letter to the School Belle
What Xu Yan said was awe-inspiring, and in front of Jiang Danian, everyone didn't think so, but they couldn't say anything more, and each of them was busy doing the things at hand, washing up, making the bed, Xu Yan was not idle , After a brief wash, he returned to the desk, leaned over the desk and began to write letters, to Xiaohua.

Seeing Xu Yan's scribbling, everyone in the third class looked at each other, feeling something was wrong, Luo Yifei said cautiously: "Xu Yan, what are you writing, isn't it about making a training plan?"

"No, I'm writing a letter!" Xu Yan shook his head.

When Luo Yifei heard that he was writing a letter, he breathed a sigh of relief, then leaned forward and said interestedly, "Writing a letter, to your girlfriend?"

"Don't you think you're being too lenient?" Xu Yan covered the letter paper, rolled his eyelids, and replied angrily.

"Hey, it's still a secret. It seems that it's really for my girlfriend." Luo Yifei teased with a smile.

"Now that communication is so developed, you can make phone calls and send text messages, etc., who still uses the primitive way of writing letters!" Yuan Guoqing said with a curl of his lips, looked around, and saw that no outsiders were there, and lowered his voice: "My mobile phone is still there. It’s not that I don’t want to borrow it from you, so why do you bother to write a letter?”

Xu Yan took a deep look at Yuan Guoqing, and ten thousand grass-mud horses galloped past his head, and his heart was full of balls of sadness. If he could call and send text messages, the ghost would be willing to bother Bala to write a letter!

However, Xiaohua gave an ultimatum, maybe he would harass her by calling, texting, WeChat, QQ messages, etc. Otherwise, the previous bet would be void, and now his only choice is to write a letter .

Of course, it is impossible for him to tell everyone about such a price drop. He said with a solemn expression: "Social communication is very developed now, you can make calls, send text messages, send WeChat, and send QQ messages. These communication methods are also true. It brings convenience to communication, but at the same time, it also loses some deep things.”

"what?"

"The foundation, between the paper and the pen and ink, the unique fragrance of paper and ink, and the timelessness and profoundness between the lines..." Seeing everyone squinting at him with disapproval, Xu Yan shook his head and said, "Such a profound statement, you don't even think about it after talking about it." I don’t understand, let me put it simply, simply speaking, it’s letters, which can not only be preserved for a long time, but also show sincerity, and it’s quite popular now!”

"Writing letters is popular? Why don't I know." Luo Yifei said uncertainly.

"That's why you're still single up to now!" Xu Yan said with a knife, and ruthlessly slaughtered Luo Yifei's heart, then waved his hand and said, "While you're playing, don't delay my letter!"

……

three days later.

Donghai No. [-] High School.

Dazui and Xiaosha got together, holding the letter sent by Xu Yan, and quickly tore open the envelope, only to find that there was another envelope inside besides the letter. Dazui picked up the letter in the letter and looked, and saw this On the cover of the letter, it was written that it was received by Feng Miaochan.

"Hey, Xu Yan wrote a letter to Feng Miaochan!" Dazui grinned, put the envelope aside, and then leaned in front of Xiao Sa, who was reading the letter, and said, "What did that guy Xu Yan say in the letter?" , When will you come back, don’t you really plan to stay in the army for two years?”

"He said that he is in the assessment period, and he will be back as a formal soldier soon." Xiao Sa replied, having finished reading the letter while speaking, he said with a smile: "He also asked us to give another letter to the school belle Feng Miaochan!"

"Really, let me see." Da Zui took the letter, and after reading it quickly, he asked Xiao Sa with a smirk, "How about it, what do you think?"

"I will think whatever you think!"

The big-mouthed question was thoughtless, and the chic answer was also thoughtless. The two looked at each other, suddenly laughed wickedly, then found a small knife, and carefully cut the letter along the seal.

"It's done!"

After being so busy for nearly 2 minutes, Dazui finally opened the seal, muttered excitedly, and couldn't wait to take out the letter inside, and then he was dumbfounded.

Because inside the second envelope, besides the letter paper, there was a third envelope. Da Zui opened the letter paper and saw it said: Xiao Mian, I know you are not that honest. Crooked mouth, I know what kind of shit you want to eat, don't do this to my brother, just deliver the letter honestly, otherwise I will deal with you later...

The mouth was wide open, and the mouth couldn't help but open wide. The secret joy on his face quickly dissipated, and was replaced by a gloomy one. The feeling was like eating a lump of heat, and the aggrieved and uncomfortable feeling in his heart could not be expressed in words.

"What's the matter?" Seeing this, Xiao Sa's heart skipped a beat, a bad feeling welled up in his heart, he asked quickly, and grabbed the letter paper to look at it, his face darkened after a while.

A pair of troubled brothers looked at each other, they were stupefied for a moment, they happily peeked at the letter, wanting to see what Xu Yan had written to the school belle, but Xu Yan had been on guard for a long time, anticipating that the two would make trouble, in the second letter A trap was set, and the two of them were scolded.

The two of them didn't feel ashamed of being discovered by peeking at the letter. Instead, anger grew in their hearts. After a short silence, they slapped the letter paper on the table coolly and fiercely, and said angrily: "It's too much, it's too much, yes Is it bearable or unbearable!"

"Yes, I can't bear it!" Dazui agreed.

The two looked at each other, then turned their eyes to the third envelope, and then their eyes met again, and each could see a word in each other's eyes, that is to open!
dismantle!
Continue to disassemble!
After Xu Yan played tricks on them, he even threatened them to deliver the letter honestly. How could there be such a good thing in the world, they took down this letter.

"I'll do it!" Da Zui volunteered, picked up the third envelope and put it in front of his eyes, picked up the knife he used to open the envelope before, and carefully cut along the seal again.

Two or three minutes later, the third envelope was opened again. Dazui was not busy taking out the letter, but took a look at Xiaosha, and took out the letter inside under the signal of his gaze.

Fortunately, it was finally back to normal this time, there was no fourth envelope, only a piece of letter paper, which made the two of them heave a sigh of relief, and opened the letter paper hastily with their mouths open.

Ten seconds later, the eyes of the two were scarlet, panting heavily, the corners of their eyes twitching constantly, their faces were hideous and ugly.

It turned out that the letter in the third envelope was also a fake. It was not a letter to the school belle, but it said: Call you idiots. Possibly for you, idiots! "

(End of this chapter)