hilarious soldier king
Chapter 95 You admit defeat!
Chapter 95 You admit defeat!
"Nothing is impossible." Xu Yan said lightly.
To him, this level of memory is simply pediatrics. He has been extremely intelligent since he was a child, and has the ability to never forget. He also has a father who was the captain of the special warfare brigade, who specially cultivated and taught him. Not to mention simple numbers, even if he walked down a street and closed his eyes, he could clearly visualize every plant, tree, shop, and pedestrian on the street in his mind without any omissions.
"This time we will increase the difficulty and add another deck of cards." Yang Xiao gritted his teeth. In fact, it is quite risky for him to do so, because his limit is to memorize 1 cards within [-] minute. Cards, after exceeding this number, he is not sure.
"There is no technical content in simply memorizing the cards like this. Why don't you add something to the cards and decide the outcome?" Xu Yan suggested with a smile.
Yang Xiao showed hesitation. What he is best at is memorizing cards. If you add something else to the card surface, this is not his field of expertise. However, the memory is what they proposed. Now it is not good under the eyes of everyone. He refused, so he hesitated for a moment, then he gritted his teeth and asked, "What to add?"
"Add a poem or a sentence to each card, and when we tell the number and suit of the card later, we will say it together with the above words. This way, we should be able to decide the winner once." Xu Xu Yan Han said with a smile.
"Okay." Yang Xiao couldn't get off the tiger, so he had no choice but to agree.
"Please, everyone, just write a sentence on the card." Xu Yan said to the onlookers with a smile.
Everyone was already attracted by the match between the two, but when they heard Xu Yan said that they could also write on the cards and directly participate in the match, their enthusiasm was high, and many people raised their hands high to indicate that they wanted to write.
"Anyone can write on it, but there is one condition, the font must be large, and if it is neat block letters, if the writing is crooked and you don't even know it, then don't participate." The referee asked The pen came, and the cards and pens were handed out to everyone, jokingly.
"By the way, I want to add a sentence at the end of this sentence. You don't have any objections, do you?" Xu Yan asked Yang Xiao with a smile.
"Whatever you want." Although Yang Xiao felt guilty, but he didn't lose the battle, so he agreed firmly.
"That's good." Xu Yan nodded, and said to everyone: "After everyone writes what they want to write, please add a sentence 'You admit defeat' at the end."
When everyone heard that this was not a difficult task, they all agreed. Only Yang Xiao frowned and wanted to refute, but when she saw Xu Yan staring at her with a half-smile, she snorted and swallowed back what she wanted to say.
A dozen or 20 people worked together, and soon 54 cards were written on. The waiter collected these cards and flipped through a few cards at random. They were densely written with words. He picked up one and looked at it carefully. I saw that it said "Suddenly looking back, the man is in a dimly lit place. You admit defeat!" This made him smile. It was originally a poetic line, but after adding the last line, you admit defeat, it became Some nondescript.
The referee put 54 cards together, shuffled the cards several times to disrupt the order, put the cards out, asked the two people a question, and immediately the game officially started.
Under the attention of a group of people, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao looked back at the cards at the same time. Yang Xiao stared at the cards with his eyes fixed on the cards, his brows were deeply furrowed, his gaze went from front to back, and after staying for a while on each piece of pie, As soon as he moved back, a fine layer of sweat soon appeared on his clean forehead, obviously due to the serious mental exertion.
On the other hand, Xu Yan still looked calm and composed, his eyes swept over each card. Although his speed was not as good as before, he was still very fast and very relaxed. He had a total of 54 cards. It took no more than 40 seconds, and for the rest of the time, I raised the corners of my lips to observe Yang Xiao.
"Time's up." One minute passed quickly, and under the reminder of the referee, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao turned around.
"You look like you're struggling, so let's talk first." Xu Yan said to Yang Xiao with a smile.
Yang Xiao didn't speak. At this moment, his mind was completely filled with all kinds of numbers and annoying poems.
"Five plum blossoms, the sun sets in the long river, and the solitary smoke in the desert is straight. You admit defeat!"
"3 of spades, it's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat drops to the ground. You admit defeat!"
"8 of spades, read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles. You admit defeat!"
……
Yang Xiao spoke one by one, and when he only talked about the verses on the eighth card, he was already a little stretched, with sweat dripping from his forehead, panting heavily, exhausting his energy.
"Diamond 2, I was woken up by... suffocated this morning, and I hurriedly got up... I sprinkled it, it's so cool! You admit defeat!" When it came to the tenth card with difficulty, Yang Xiao only felt a bang on his forehead, and he remembered it later. The unclear verses suddenly became a mess. He groaned and put his head in his hands, his body was shaking.
"Don't be brave if you can't remember." Xu Yan shook his head and said.
"I'll remember ten. Let's see how many you can remember." Yang Xiao's face turned pale, forcing him to memorize these things made him feel nauseous, and it took him a while to feel better.
"The tenth card is 'Diamond 2, I was woken up by urinating this morning, I hurriedly got up and took a dip, it's so cool! You admit defeat!' Instead of what you said, 'Diamond 2, I was awakened by urination this morning, in a hurry Get up and take a dip, it’s so cool! You admit defeat!’ You missed a word of piss, but I’m still right.” Xu Yan corrected, and said: “In order to avoid people saying that I bully you, learn to According to the cards you mentioned, I will start with No. 11."
"Diamond 9, looking at the sword with the light on while drunk, dreaming of returning to the company of blowing horns. You admit defeat!"
"Six of hearts, a good man should wake up and take over the power of the world. Drunk and lying on the lap of a beautiful woman. You admit defeat!"
"Ace of Spades, Heavenly King Gaidihu, Chicken Stew with Mushrooms. You admit defeat!"
Xu Yan didn't pause, and said four cards in a flash. When he said, "Heavenly King Gaidihu, chicken stewed with mushrooms", he joked with a smile: "It seems that the man who wrote this sentence likes chickens very much." Stewed mushrooms."
"Ten of Hearts, suddenly looking back, that person is in a dimly lit place. You admit defeat!"
"Diamond 8, braised chicken wings are my favorite. You admit defeat!"
Xu Yan talked about the cards one by one, and in the blink of an eye, he talked about the three cards of No. 20. There was no mistake at all, and he even had the time to tease the person who wrote this sentence.
"God man! What a god man!"
Following Xu Yan's voice, everyone's mouths grew bigger and bigger, and finally their jaws almost fell to the ground. They were beyond shocked by his performance.
"You admit defeat, you admit defeat, you admit defeat..."
Xu Yan continued to remember, and at the end of every sentence, there was an exclamation of "You admit defeat". This sentence was like a curse, which made Yang Xiao's headache splitting from hearing it.
Finally Yang Xiao couldn't bear it any longer, glared at Xu Yan and shouted, "Can you stop saying that?"
"Okay, you admit defeat."
(End of this chapter)
"Nothing is impossible." Xu Yan said lightly.
To him, this level of memory is simply pediatrics. He has been extremely intelligent since he was a child, and has the ability to never forget. He also has a father who was the captain of the special warfare brigade, who specially cultivated and taught him. Not to mention simple numbers, even if he walked down a street and closed his eyes, he could clearly visualize every plant, tree, shop, and pedestrian on the street in his mind without any omissions.
"This time we will increase the difficulty and add another deck of cards." Yang Xiao gritted his teeth. In fact, it is quite risky for him to do so, because his limit is to memorize 1 cards within [-] minute. Cards, after exceeding this number, he is not sure.
"There is no technical content in simply memorizing the cards like this. Why don't you add something to the cards and decide the outcome?" Xu Yan suggested with a smile.
Yang Xiao showed hesitation. What he is best at is memorizing cards. If you add something else to the card surface, this is not his field of expertise. However, the memory is what they proposed. Now it is not good under the eyes of everyone. He refused, so he hesitated for a moment, then he gritted his teeth and asked, "What to add?"
"Add a poem or a sentence to each card, and when we tell the number and suit of the card later, we will say it together with the above words. This way, we should be able to decide the winner once." Xu Xu Yan Han said with a smile.
"Okay." Yang Xiao couldn't get off the tiger, so he had no choice but to agree.
"Please, everyone, just write a sentence on the card." Xu Yan said to the onlookers with a smile.
Everyone was already attracted by the match between the two, but when they heard Xu Yan said that they could also write on the cards and directly participate in the match, their enthusiasm was high, and many people raised their hands high to indicate that they wanted to write.
"Anyone can write on it, but there is one condition, the font must be large, and if it is neat block letters, if the writing is crooked and you don't even know it, then don't participate." The referee asked The pen came, and the cards and pens were handed out to everyone, jokingly.
"By the way, I want to add a sentence at the end of this sentence. You don't have any objections, do you?" Xu Yan asked Yang Xiao with a smile.
"Whatever you want." Although Yang Xiao felt guilty, but he didn't lose the battle, so he agreed firmly.
"That's good." Xu Yan nodded, and said to everyone: "After everyone writes what they want to write, please add a sentence 'You admit defeat' at the end."
When everyone heard that this was not a difficult task, they all agreed. Only Yang Xiao frowned and wanted to refute, but when she saw Xu Yan staring at her with a half-smile, she snorted and swallowed back what she wanted to say.
A dozen or 20 people worked together, and soon 54 cards were written on. The waiter collected these cards and flipped through a few cards at random. They were densely written with words. He picked up one and looked at it carefully. I saw that it said "Suddenly looking back, the man is in a dimly lit place. You admit defeat!" This made him smile. It was originally a poetic line, but after adding the last line, you admit defeat, it became Some nondescript.
The referee put 54 cards together, shuffled the cards several times to disrupt the order, put the cards out, asked the two people a question, and immediately the game officially started.
Under the attention of a group of people, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao looked back at the cards at the same time. Yang Xiao stared at the cards with his eyes fixed on the cards, his brows were deeply furrowed, his gaze went from front to back, and after staying for a while on each piece of pie, As soon as he moved back, a fine layer of sweat soon appeared on his clean forehead, obviously due to the serious mental exertion.
On the other hand, Xu Yan still looked calm and composed, his eyes swept over each card. Although his speed was not as good as before, he was still very fast and very relaxed. He had a total of 54 cards. It took no more than 40 seconds, and for the rest of the time, I raised the corners of my lips to observe Yang Xiao.
"Time's up." One minute passed quickly, and under the reminder of the referee, Xu Yan and Yang Xiao turned around.
"You look like you're struggling, so let's talk first." Xu Yan said to Yang Xiao with a smile.
Yang Xiao didn't speak. At this moment, his mind was completely filled with all kinds of numbers and annoying poems.
"Five plum blossoms, the sun sets in the long river, and the solitary smoke in the desert is straight. You admit defeat!"
"3 of spades, it's noon on the day of hoeing, and the sweat drops to the ground. You admit defeat!"
"8 of spades, read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles. You admit defeat!"
……
Yang Xiao spoke one by one, and when he only talked about the verses on the eighth card, he was already a little stretched, with sweat dripping from his forehead, panting heavily, exhausting his energy.
"Diamond 2, I was woken up by... suffocated this morning, and I hurriedly got up... I sprinkled it, it's so cool! You admit defeat!" When it came to the tenth card with difficulty, Yang Xiao only felt a bang on his forehead, and he remembered it later. The unclear verses suddenly became a mess. He groaned and put his head in his hands, his body was shaking.
"Don't be brave if you can't remember." Xu Yan shook his head and said.
"I'll remember ten. Let's see how many you can remember." Yang Xiao's face turned pale, forcing him to memorize these things made him feel nauseous, and it took him a while to feel better.
"The tenth card is 'Diamond 2, I was woken up by urinating this morning, I hurriedly got up and took a dip, it's so cool! You admit defeat!' Instead of what you said, 'Diamond 2, I was awakened by urination this morning, in a hurry Get up and take a dip, it’s so cool! You admit defeat!’ You missed a word of piss, but I’m still right.” Xu Yan corrected, and said: “In order to avoid people saying that I bully you, learn to According to the cards you mentioned, I will start with No. 11."
"Diamond 9, looking at the sword with the light on while drunk, dreaming of returning to the company of blowing horns. You admit defeat!"
"Six of hearts, a good man should wake up and take over the power of the world. Drunk and lying on the lap of a beautiful woman. You admit defeat!"
"Ace of Spades, Heavenly King Gaidihu, Chicken Stew with Mushrooms. You admit defeat!"
Xu Yan didn't pause, and said four cards in a flash. When he said, "Heavenly King Gaidihu, chicken stewed with mushrooms", he joked with a smile: "It seems that the man who wrote this sentence likes chickens very much." Stewed mushrooms."
"Ten of Hearts, suddenly looking back, that person is in a dimly lit place. You admit defeat!"
"Diamond 8, braised chicken wings are my favorite. You admit defeat!"
Xu Yan talked about the cards one by one, and in the blink of an eye, he talked about the three cards of No. 20. There was no mistake at all, and he even had the time to tease the person who wrote this sentence.
"God man! What a god man!"
Following Xu Yan's voice, everyone's mouths grew bigger and bigger, and finally their jaws almost fell to the ground. They were beyond shocked by his performance.
"You admit defeat, you admit defeat, you admit defeat..."
Xu Yan continued to remember, and at the end of every sentence, there was an exclamation of "You admit defeat". This sentence was like a curse, which made Yang Xiao's headache splitting from hearing it.
Finally Yang Xiao couldn't bear it any longer, glared at Xu Yan and shouted, "Can you stop saying that?"
"Okay, you admit defeat."
(End of this chapter)
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