hilarious soldier king

Chapter 96 It's Not Because You Are Not Good-looking

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Yang Xiao clenched his fists hard, glared at Xu Yan viciously, failed in what he was best at, and was reminded by Xu Yan over and over again to sprinkle salt on the wound over and over again, which made his teeth itch with hatred. She wished she could use the soles of her shoes to measure Xu Yan's face.

"You look like you want to eat people, you can't afford to lose and want to fight, right?" Xu Yan smiled coldly, hooked his fingers and said provocatively, "Come on, I'll give you a hand!"

Hearing what Xu Yan said, the squad leaders were shocked. It took so much effort to transfer the competition event to the military event. They didn't dare to be negligent, so they acted quickly. The two stepped forward to pull Yang Xiao away, while the others came to Xu Yan, and one of them said, "We have surrendered this game!"

"Really, I think he is very unconvinced, he looks like he wants to fight, or just fight?" Xu Yan persisted, grasping at this matter. Compared with the competition in the unknown field, it was still a military event. Competition, more sure.

Those monitors are not fools either, of course they won't let Xu Yan get what he wanted, they resolutely refused while scolding Yang Xiao, and at the same time proposed a new competition, suggesting to sing in the next competition, and they didn't give Xu Yan a chance to refuse, directly He called out everyone, it was a soldier named Dong Wenrou.

"Compared to singing!" Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes flickered, and he couldn't help but feel guilty. He was extremely intelligent since he was a child, and he can quickly learn anything. He is good at many things, but he is the only one who can sing. The weakness, although it is not said to be tone incomplete, but the sense of music is very poor.

"Dong Rourou, please give me more advice!" Dong Rourou stepped forward and said.

"It's easy to say, easy to say." Xu Yan nodded perfunctorily, quickly thinking about countermeasures.

Seeming to see his guilty conscience, a group of monitors looked at each other and said aggressively, "Xu Yan, time is precious, why don't we start now, of course, if you are afraid, just tell us, we Change to another project."

"I would like to change to another project, but can I say no now? Obviously I can't, because if I say it, I will admit defeat, and if I admit defeat, there will be no need to compare later." Thoughts flashed in Xu Yan's mind, and Xu Yan found helplessly that he There seems to be no other choice but to agree, but he is also a bachelor, seeing that Dou Ge is inevitable, he bites the bullet and agrees, "It's a joke, isn't it just Dou Ge, just compare!"

"Okay, since that's the case, let's get started!"

"Wait!" Xu Yan rolled his eyes and glanced at Dong Wenrou. Seeing that his appearance seemed a bit awkward, he immediately paid attention, and facing everyone's suspicious eyes, he said loudly: "Songs are good and bad. It is more abstract, unlike doing exercises, there is a standard answer, right and wrong, good and bad are clear at a glance, some people may think the same song is good, others may think it is not good, it is not very good to judge..."

"I've said so much, it's not because I'm afraid!"

"Of course not. I just want to make the judging criteria clear. Let's sing for entertainment, and we don't need to score or anything like that. It's based on attracting the audience and laughing. If I stand with this gentle brother and sing together, who can sing?" How about attracting more viewers, who can bring more laughter to everyone, whoever wins?"

Although Xu Yan's request was weird, it was reasonable, and the other party couldn't refuse, so he nodded and agreed. The two parties negotiated a few more words, and the details were quickly finalized. No microphone or soundtrack was needed, and they just sang a cappella. free play.

As the crowd watched, Xu Yan and Dong Rourou stood side by side. Dong Rourou faced the audience, while Xu Yan squinted and sized him up maliciously.

"Hi everyone, my name is Dong Wenrou. Today I bring you a green flower in the army. I hope you like it!" Dong Wenrou spoke with a soft voice, like a star.

As soon as the sentence was finished and before the singing began, Xu Yan interrupted and said, "I think you should sing 'Just Like Your Tenderness'. This song is more suitable for your name!"

Haha!

Hearing what Xu Yan said was interesting, a burst of cheerful laughter broke out in the crowd.

"Xu Yan, this is a fighting song, not a lip service, don't make jokes here, tell me what song you want to sing." A squad leader shouted.

"What's the hurry, I just want to liven up the atmosphere!" Xu Yan said with a smile, and then said: "I want to bring you an adapted version of 'It's not because you're not good-looking'."

This is a rap song. Xu Yan's family knows his own family affairs, and he knows that if he compares his singing skills, his chance of winning is not great, so he chose a rap song.

After the opening remarks, the two began to fight songs.

Dong Rourou started to sing after a while, "The cold wind blows the fallen leaves, the army is a green flower, dear comrade, don't miss home, don't miss your mother..."

Experts know if there is one as soon as they make a move. As soon as Dong Wenrou opened his mouth, his unique voice and emotional voice won a lot of applause and won applause from everyone.

At this moment, Xu Yan's rap also started, "Today I will tell you a sad story, why did you get rejected by the Aries girl? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why did you get rejected by the Sagittarius girl? It's not because you're not good-looking..."

In just two sentences, Xu Yan's witty and funny raps attracted everyone's attention, and he uttered like arrows, each sentence of rap came out of his mouth, "Why did you get rejected by the Scorpio woman? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why did you get rejected by the Aquarius girl? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why haven't you had a date for so long? It's not because you're not good-looking..."

When he sang a short section, Dong Wenrou's green flower in the army over there sang less than ten lines, and his voice was completely suppressed by him.

Xu Yan was greatly encouraged. He turned around to face Dong Rourou, pointed at his face, and continued to sing: "Why is she indifferent to the confession? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why are you always making excuses for not feeling it? It's not because you're not good-looking! Why haven't you fully realized it yet? It's all because you're not good-looking..."

The amusing lines uttered, causing everyone to laugh, while Dong Rou's eyelids twitched wildly, and his breath began to erratic, obviously greatly influenced by Xu Yan.

"I don't believe you can bear it!" Xu Yan sneered in his heart, rolled his eyes, and sped up the rapping speed a little bit, and also adjusted the rapping words slightly, maybe it's not because you are not good-looking, It turned into some specific lines, such as not because your eyes are too small, or because your mouth is too big, or because your nose is too crooked, and every time he sang, his eyes fell on Dong Rourou's corresponding parts of the body are very targeted!
PS: Please recommend for collection in the new week, Brother Wenrou, your trick has arrived, don’t dislike it, because the latter will be even worse, haha!

(End of this chapter)