The tyrant of the black-bellied evil emperor

Chapter 871
"Xiao Yang, it's fine if you don't work hard to make money, but go to the place of fireworks? That kind of place burns the most money, and gold and silver mountains are not enough for you to spend. It is absolutely impossible for you to live like this." Dongfang Xu heard the words. Face of disapproval.

He has always been indifferent and doesn't talk much, and today he doesn't know what to do, he talks a lot, maybe because the fat man in front of him doesn't know how to live, he really can't stand it anymore, so he can't help but say a few more sentence.

"This man lives for three things, power, money, and women. Since I have no power or power, if I don't work harder on women's issues, wouldn't it be a complete failure?" Shangguan Chuuxue asked heartily. No shame, "Let me tell you, a woman's body is so soft, that waist is so thin that you can hold it with two hands, and that skin is so delicate and smooth..."

"Enough!" Dongfang Xu interrupted Shangguan Chuuxue's words coldly, and said with a disappointed face, "Xiao Yang, it's fine if you don't think about making progress, but you are still full of obscene thoughts. I really misjudged you."

"Xiao Xu, you are wrong to say that. In life, everyone's pursuit is different. If you pursue power and money, you are called self-motivated. I am not self-motivated when I pursue women? Let me tell you, my I am much more self-motivated than you. No matter how powerful you are, no matter how much money you have, you can’t bear children for you, but women can bear children. Do you understand that there are three ways to be unfilial and have no descendants, so I am more motivated than you Heart." Shangguan Chuixue took the opportunity to preach, hoping that Dongfang Xu's head would suddenly open up, and then he would happily marry a large group of concubines into the palace, spread their branches and leaves, so that she could return to her body.

It's obviously a preposterous statement, but when Shangguan Chuuxue said it, it was righteous and stern, with a righteous face on his face, going to the brothel is no different from fighting on the battlefield, how noble and great!

Dongfang Xu was dumbfounded when he heard it, he knew it was all nonsense, but he couldn't find a word to refute it.He can be sure that even the son of the richest family in history is not as thick-skinned as the fat man in front of him.

He was really curious, what is his face made of?
"According to you, if I don't go to the brothel, that would be the greatest disobedience?" After a long time, Dongfang Xu finally came to his senses, blinked his seductive peach eyes innocently, and stared at Look straight at Shangguan Chuuxue.

Than stare, right?

"That's right!" Shangguan Chuuxue was very unreasonable and authentic. In this world, many things are unreasonable. In order to achieve her goal, she used all kinds of moves.

"Okay!" Then I will go to the brothel with you.

what?
Now, Shangguan Chuuxue was stunned.

Did she hear it right?

Dongfang Xu criticized her just now, and agreed to go to the brothel with her in the blink of an eye?It seems that he is a boring man, which is great!
Shangguan Chuixue snickered in his heart, it seems that this mission is not as difficult as imagined.As long as you go to the brothel and taste the taste of a woman, you don't believe that he can still be single.

"It's still early, help me pick apples together, we'll go later." In places like brothels, there's nothing interesting in broad daylight, and many brothels are even closed during the day.

Dongfang Xu nodded. He ate so many apples from that fat man just now, so he should help pick some apples.

Just as Shangguan Chuuxue was picking apples nimbly, a voice came from his mind: "Miss Shangguan, you actually want to take Xu'er to a brothel? Women in that kind of place are as dirty as they are..."

Yang Rushuang's obsession lingered in Shangguan Chuixue's mind, Shangguan Chuixue stroked his forehead, and communicated with Yang Rushuang's obsession with his soul:
"Yang Rushuang, in fact, the brothel is not as bad as you imagine. Since ancient times, the brothel has been a place full of good and evil people. Although there are many girls who make money from flesh and blood, there are also those who do not sell themselves. There are also many girls who rely on talent to make a living .”

"Even so, Xu'er is a majestic king of a country. If you take him to such a place, it will damage his reputation." Yang Rushuang's obsession is very stubborn, and she is very worried about her nephew going to such a place.

"I said Yang Rushuang, your thinking is wrong. The king of a country is also a man, so what's wrong with going to a brothel? If you don't even dare to step into a brothel, how can you govern a country?" Shangguan Chuuxue disagreed very much, " To be an emperor, he must be well-informed, know how to restrain himself, and understand what it means to laugh at the skin without smiling, and he has never even been to a brothel, so he is too ignorant, right?"

"What you said makes sense, but the women over there are really dirty. Xu'er's wife is the queen of a country. Even if she is a concubine, she is also a dignified concubine. She must not come from the wind and dust. Take Xu'er to the brothel Gaining knowledge is fine, but those women are absolutely not allowed to touch him. I don't want them to tarnish Xu'er's innocence." Yang Rushuang said resolutely, "Quickly think of a way to keep those dirty women from touching him. Xu'er."

"It's easy to do. Just make him a special set of clothes that hide the glow. If someone touches his clothes, he will feel a sharp pain, and naturally he will not dare to touch him." Shangguan Chuuxue suggested.

"There are clothes like this? Why have I never heard of them?" Yang Rushuang was very curious.

"It's normal if you haven't heard of it, because that kind of clothes are made by refining medicinal materials, not fabrics." Shangguan Chuuxue patiently explained, "I will refine a kind of tingling powder, and then apply it on the clothes Come on, and make sure no one touches him, because it hurts like hell when you touch his coat."

"Okay, let's do it like this. In addition, we have to change his face. You have so many cicada-wing masks on your body. I believe it shouldn't be difficult for you, right?" Yang Rushuang was satisfied with her obsession, and temporarily retired. Shangguan Chuuxue felt a burst of brain Relaxed, the tingling pain dissipated after refining it quickly.

"Hey, let me pick apples for you, but you are lazy here, are you embarrassed?" Dongfang Xu came to Shangguan Chuixue with a face of protest, looked at the alchemy furnace and said, "Are you planning to make alchemy here? Not going to the brothel gone?"

"Why, are you impatient?" Shangguan Chuixue did not lift his head, concentrating on refining Tingtong powder.

Tingtong powder is not a high-grade drug, it is a piece of cake for Shangguan Chuuxue, so even if he talks, it will have no effect.

Hearing this, Dongfang Xu was almost choked to death by his own saliva, his handsome face was blushed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why do you speak so vulgarly, can you be a little educated?"

"Children from poor families don't have money to buy books." Shangguan Chuixue opened his eyes and said a nonsense, and continued to refine Tingtong powder.

(End of this chapter)