The tyrant of the black-bellied evil emperor

Chapter 872 To be a eunuch?Not interested in!
"You, you, you" Dongfang Xu saw a scoundrel like Shangguan Chuixue for the first time in his life, and he didn't know how to deal with it, and you couldn't say a word for a long time.

Shangguan Chuuxue didn't speak again, and put all his thoughts into refining the tingling powder.

Soon, Ting Tong Powder was refined, Shangguan Chuixue tidied up his things, raised his eyes to Dongfang Xu, and said lightly: "Take off your clothes."

"What, take off, take off your clothes, you, you said you didn't come to seduce me, but you actually asked me to take off my clothes, how can there be such a shameless person like you in the world?" Dongfang Xu stammered for a long time, Finally expressed the meaning.

"What are you thinking?" Shangguan Chuixue stroked his forehead, "You have some common sense, okay? If I really wanted to seduce you, I would have stripped myself off a long time ago. It doesn't make sense that I'm still dressed so neatly."

"That's because you have low self-esteem and don't dare to take it off, so you let me take it off. Anyway, isn't it the same for anyone who takes it off?" Dongfang Xu stared at Shangguan Chuuxue with a look of wariness, as if Shangguan Chuuxue was What a pervert.

Shangguan Chuuxue caressed her fat face. As the saying goes, she is ten fat and nine-colored, not to mention that she is still disguised as a man, does it look particularly attractive?Otherwise, why Dongfang Xufang is like a pervert.

"Have you seen the tingling powder I made? I have to refine all the tingling powder on your clothes. After you put them on, when others touch your clothes, they will hurt like needles. The brothel Such a place, fish and dragons mixed together, since I brought you there, I will bring you back safe and sound." Shangguan Chuixue patiently explained.

Upon hearing that all this was done for his innocence, Dongfang Xu was in a good mood, raised his eyes and smiled lightly: "I can't tell, you are quite careful, you even thought of this for me, you look a little ugly , but it’s better to be ugly, at least it won’t take away my light, I’ll make you my friend.”

Is it so cool to make friends?It is indeed from the emperor's family.

The corners of Shangguan Chuuxue's lips twitched, and he said with a light smile, "You didn't even ask me if I would like to be your friend, so you just made up your own mind?"

"I am willing to make you this friend. You should be very honored. How dare you not?" Dongfang Xu looked arrogant, then turned his eyes away, pursed his lips, and remained silent for a while, saying, "Having a friend like me is a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes. You must not be unwilling."

This person, who has been the emperor for a long time, is so arrogant even to make friends. If this is a folk man who doesn't know his identity, who would want to make friends with him?

However, she has a mission, and it would be great to be friends with Dongfang Xu, so she nodded and said, "You are so fierce, how dare I not want to."

"Just be willing." Dongfang Xu's tight string finally loosened. Since he was a child, he has never taken the initiative to make friends with anyone. This is the first time, so he doesn't know how to speak at all. , In fact, he also knew that his rhetoric was very unpleasant, but he couldn't say anything else, so he just made do with it. Unexpectedly, Fatty Yang agreed.

It was indeed the first time in his life that he was willing to make friends. He was straightforward and straightforward in his dealings, not sticking to small details.

"Since we are friends, then quickly take off your clothes." Seeing Dongfang Xu sitting on the ground and giggling, Shangguan Chuixue urged in a low voice.

Yes, undress.

If you are a friend, you have to take off your clothes. It sounds awkward no matter how you hear it, but Dongfang Xu is happy at this time, so he took off his coat in a blink of an eye, no matter how strange the words sounded.

After refining the Tingtong powder onto his clothes, Dongfang Xu put on his coat again. In order to verify the effect of the Tingtong powder, Shangguan Chuuxue also tried to touch Dongfang Xu's clothes, and found that it was as painful as imagined.

"Strange, why don't I feel tingling?" Dongfang Xu was very curious, touching his clothes while talking.

"The tingling powder is refined on the outer layer of the clothes, and I refine the antidote on the inner layer of the clothes, so the tingling powder won't work for you." Shangguan Chuixue said with a light smile, "If you You are also useful, so don't you want to become a hedgehog?"

"Although you don't want to make progress, you know a lot and are quite capable." Dongfang Xu stared straight at Shangguan Chuixue with peach blossom eyes, and suggested again, "A relative of mine is an imperial doctor. , how about letting him recommend you to become an imperial physician?"

"Xiao Xu, you have so many relatives, not only relatives in the Imperial Dining Room, but also an imperial doctor. Could it be that the current emperor is your relative?" Shangguan Chuuxue couldn't help teasing.

"That's right, the emperor and I are somewhat related." I and myself are naturally relatives, Dongfang Xu said frankly, "Do you want me to talk to the emperor and let you serve him personally?" he."

"What? Personal service?" Shangguan Chuuxue looked terrified, "Although I have no plans to marry a wife and have children, I really don't have any interest in being a eunuch. You should hire someone else."

"Hahahaha! Eunuch? Xiao Yang, how did your head grow? Is there only eunuchs around the emperor? Like the commander of the Imperial Forest Army, guards with swords, those are not eunuchs." Dongfang Xu explained with a big smile.

"I know, but apart from eating, drinking, and having fun, I can't even do fighting and killing. If I don't want to be a eunuch, what can I do when I go to the emperor's side?" Shangguan Chuuxue shook his head with a look of embarrassment. , sighed softly, and said, "Forget it, the palace is not suitable for me, I am very satisfied with my life now."

"Look at your potential." Dongfang Xu was very depressed. She was clearly a talented person, but she didn't have the slightest ambition to improve herself. She just lay on the ground and dawdled. I really don't know how she learned her cooking and medical skills. here.

In fact, Dongfang Xu was confused by the illusion of Shangguan Chuuxue. Anyone who can have profound attainments in one field is absolutely impossible to be a hooligan. What's more, what Shangguan Chuuxue has shown is the high-end level of two fields. How could a gangster reach such a level?

The two chatted and walked, and finally came to the door of Yihonglou.

Yihonglou was the largest brothel in the capital of Dongzhao Kingdom, and it was very busy with people coming and going, but because Dongfang Xu was so handsome, he was surrounded by a large group of girls before he could stand firmly at the door.

Although there are women in the brothel who sell their art but not their bodies, such active women are naturally selling their bodies. Seeing Dongfang Xu, it's like seeing the flesh of a Tang monk, and they start to fiddle with each other.

(End of this chapter)