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Chapter 37 Don't talk nonsense, are you peeing or not? (1)
Under the leadership of the guards, Xiao Miaozi came in with a smile all over his face, took the box from the young prison guard behind him, and handed it out: "Our family is here to deliver the colorful snow lotus under the order of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince!"

Tantaiji immediately raised his hand, signaling to the servants on the side to accept it: "Please also tell Prince Beiming that after the eunuch goes back, he will visit the Japanese palace to thank you!"

Xiao Miaozi nodded and smiled and said, "Your Highness, our family will definitely bring it for you!" As he spoke, those slender eyes covered with purple rouge looked at Tantai Huang who was making a sense of non-existence, and said Said: "Princess Qinghuang, His Royal Highness, I have another sentence for the servant to bring to you! It is said that Master Xing's injury is almost healed, and Master Xing misses you very much. When the Prince is free, he will bring Master Xing to pay a visit. , and ask the princess to get ready!"

As soon as these words came out, Tantaihuang's face turned green!After she ran away with her life and set fire last time, that little Xing Xingxing, whose teeth are poisonous and can bite people to death, probably hated her to the point of death, and this dead evildoer still wants to bring it to pay a visit?What kind of visit is this? It's a threat from Chi Guoguo!Thinking about it, she smiled and said: "My princess's place is very simple, I'm afraid I can't entertain two distinguished guests!"

Xiao Miaozi also seemed to have expected her to say this a long time ago, and said indifferently: "The prince said that those who come out to throw shoes will have to return them one day!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and saluted Tantai Ji: "Your Highness, the servant will retire first!"

Tantai Ji nodded: "Please!" With a wave of his hand, he motioned for his servants to send him out.Suddenly, he felt a little dazed. According to Xiao Miaozi's last sentence, Jun Jinglan wanted to take revenge on Huang'er for throwing his shoes, but is it revenge if he brought his pet to see Huang'er?
Tantaihuang grinds her teeth!Nima, the shoe was thrown in his face, and he is going to bring the pet that hates her to revenge!This damn evildoer is really unwilling to suffer a little bit.

Hearing the voice of baring his teeth behind him, Tantai Ji turned his head: "Huang'er, do you know what he meant?"

"I don't know!" As he spoke, he strode out of the dormitory and returned to his own dormitory.

She is going to prepare a series of props such as mouse traps, meat bones, red cranes, organs, ropes, etc. that can plot against the animal who does not know whether it is a wolf or a fox!

As soon as she walked out of the palace gate, her personal maid, Cheng Ya, came, quickly walked up to her, and said, "Princess, Huangfu Lingxuan, the eldest princess of Dongling, came to your courtyard and said that she has admired her name for a long time and wants to see you! The servants said that you were not here, but she even broke into your bedroom with someone, saying that she was waiting for you inside!"

Tantaihuang frowned, she offended the Emperor Dongling and the people of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, why did the princess of Dongling come up to join in the fun?Can't figure it out and don't think about it anymore, nodded: "Let's go, go back! By the way, what is the relationship between Princess Dongling and Huangfuxuan?"

"It's Emperor Dongling's twin sister! Princess, why don't you even know this?" After Cheng Ya finished answering, doubts appeared on that delicate face again.

Tantaihuang calmly said: "I lost my memory!" The tone of these words was very peaceful, her complexion did not change at all, as if she was casually saying what she ate today, she almost waved her sleeves and took away two clouds...

Cheng Ya looked at her handsome back in a daze, how can someone be so calm after losing their memory?

Going back to the door of his bedroom, looking at the scattered footprints outside the door, some coming in and some going out, he asked, "Huangfu Lingxuan is gone?"

The guard at the door replied: "Report to the princess, she will leave after a while!"

Cheng Ya scratched her head, a little confused.Don't you want to meet their princess?Why did you come here for a while and then leave?
Tantaihuang sneered, probably already understood the purpose of Huangfu Lingxuan's visit, stepped into the bedroom with a few strides, and rummaged through the room under Cheng Ya's perplexed eyes!Finally, her gaze finally landed on the bed, and after staring at it for a long time, the quilt did not live up to her expectations and squirmed!

Cheng Ya was startled, and quickly stood in front of Tantai Huang: "Princess, you go out first, there is something on the bed!"

Tantaihuang pulled her away expressionlessly, walked to the side of the bed in a few strides, raised her hand and took a quick step back!
A dozen scorpions fell from the bed along with the bedding!After they landed, they waved their pincers and crawled quickly on the blue and white jade floor in the bedroom, watching them make people tremble.But if you take a closer look, you will find that their movements are a bit unbalanced, and Tantaihuang also keenly noticed that half of their supposedly long and sharp tails are missing!
"Ah—! Come on! Come on! Princess, go out first!" Cheng Ya screamed loudly!
The guard at the door rushed in quickly, and was also surprised when he saw the scorpion on the ground!
But Tantaihuang just ordered lightly: "Clear out all these things, replace all the things on the bed, and sprinkle sulfur powder in the room to disinfect!"

"Ah? Sulfur powder? Doesn't that mean the whole room smells of sulfur? Then how do you sleep at night?" Cheng Ya asked with a frown.

"I won't sleep tonight!" Someone can throw scorpions on her bed, can she sleep?Said, has stepped out of the room.

Cheng Ya followed behind her, thought for a while, and suddenly understood: "Princess, Huangfu Lingxuan must have done this, let's go to the eldest prince to reason with them!" Then he walked out angrily.

Tantaihuang stretched her waist, sat down on the edge of the stone table in the courtyard very leisurely, looked at her back and said: "What evidence do you have to prove that she did it?"

"She was the only one who brought people into this house..." Cheng Ya fell silent after finishing speaking. She is from Mobei, but she also knows the twists and turns in the hearts of the Central Plains people. There is no personal or physical evidence, so there is no way to testify! "Are we going to let her go like this?"

"She didn't want my life either. The deadly part of the scorpion is the thorn on the tail, but since the tail has been removed, she just wanted to scare me, otherwise she wouldn't be stupid enough to come in person!" She has never known each other before, so why bother to find her?She didn't think that Huangfuxuan would be so useless as to ask his sister to help him avenge him!
But Cheng Ya was still a little annoyed: "Then princess, do we just swallow this bad breath like this?"

"Do you think I'm someone who can swallow bad breath?" Tantaihuang rubbed her chin, looked at the entrance of the hall with a pair of thieves' eyes, and suddenly smiled wretchedly at the crotch of the gate guards...

"Then princess, are you going to..." In my impression, when a princess encounters such a thing, she usually complains to the eldest prince and asks the eldest prince to help avenge her. Today, she is so calm without crying or fussing, which is really unaccustomed .

Tantaihuang laughed, and ordered: "Send word that a scorpion was found in the palace of the princess, and the princess fell ill from the fright and was bedridden!"

"Uh...why, why?" Cheng Ya scratched her head and looked at her wonderingly.

"Isn't this simple? It blurs Huangfu Lingxuan's vision and makes her think that she has successfully taught her a lesson. Then even if she doesn't expect me to seek revenge from her tonight, she will be negligent! It will also let people from all over the world know about this The princess is seriously ill, out of etiquette, they will definitely come to give gifts to express their concern! Especially Dong Ling's gifts must be extra heavy." Because she had an accident here.It's not that she didn't think about pretending to be sick like that evildoer, and cheated Huangfuxuan, but after all, nothing happened to her, she was just frightened, and she didn't have the ability to pretend to be sick like that evildoer.If it is diagnosed by the imperial doctor, it will not be beautiful, so forget it!

(End of this chapter)