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Chapter 38 Don't talk nonsense, are you peeing or not? (2)
Cheng Ya twitched the corners of her mouth and said worriedly: "Princess, what if envoys from various countries want to come in to see you at night?"

"Just say that I'm so scared that I don't want to see anyone!" Tantaihuang waved his hand indifferently.Immediately, he looked up at the sky, the setting sun was like blood, and the red sunset glow spread out like a curtain.After dusk, it's night, hehe... It's better to play at night!

Cheng Ya nodded, and asked again: "Princess, do we need to inform His Royal Highness the First Prince?"

"Well, go and tell Brother Huang, get the carriage ready, we're going to bring home a lot of presents for visiting the sick!" Tantaihuang nodded earnestly.

That night.

Tantaihuang tiptoed through the window and entered the door, this time she should be more careful, if the people of Brother Wang found out, they would teach her again, maybe because she caused trouble last time, she would not be allowed to go out this time.So she climbed over the wall and went out.Right now, I still have some headaches, because according to her plan to deal with Huangfu Lingxuan, it is easy to implicate irrelevant people!It would be nice if only someone of high position and authority came to help her.

Just as he was thinking about it, a high-ranking and powerful person came to his door.

On the other side of the courtyard wall...

"Your Highness, if you step on it slowly, the slave's shoulder will be broken!" Tongqin Children's Shoes spoke in grief and indignation.

Chu Changge, who stepped on his shoulder and climbed the wall, looked back at him, and said with contempt: "Let you eat more on weekdays, now it's all right, it takes so much hard work for His Highness to climb a wall!"

Copper coins silent...Your Highness, it is hard work for you to stand on other people's shoulders and climb walls, but what is it for me to be stepped on by others?
Tantaihuang listened to the conversation between the two people outside the wall courtyard, looked up, and saw half of the purple gold crown on Chu Changge's head through the wall, and probably understood what happened outside the wall.This Chu Changge didn't sleep most of the night, what did he come to climb her wall for?
"Your Highness, if you want to see the princess of Mobei, you just need someone to inform you, why bother!" Tong Qian asked plaintively.

Immediately, Chu Changge's flirtatious and playful voice came in mixed with strong helplessness: "It's not like you haven't seen it, Tantai Ji defends His Highness like a wolf, and it would be strange if someone can come in! Fortunately, my highness has practiced a good ability to climb walls in the past 20 years. The flowers have faded, the red and green apricots are small, and there is no smell outside the wall, and the beautiful woman laughs inside the wall. Therefore, the smile of the beautiful woman must of course climb over the wall to hear it clearly !"

The copper coin was speechless again.Your Highness, every time you climb the wall, you are stepping on the shoulders of your minions, okay?What can you do to climb walls!And that broken poem, how many times has His Majesty told you, don't do it if you don't have talent!
Therefore, Tantaihuang probably understood what their master and servant wanted to do, and it seemed that her uncooperative attitude today severely dampened Chu Changge's confidence in picking up girls for many years, so he is now working hard , to show his invincible charm, start by climbing the wall!Now that it's here, let's avenge her. Just now I was thinking of someone with a high position to help, but no, it's here!
Thinking of this, looking around, there happened to be a stick in the window she had just turned out!A few strides over to get it.

The ground was deep and dark, with only a faint moonlight shining on the wall. She was standing inside the wall. Chu Changge climbed up the wall with difficulty, and was about to jump down when he was almost hit on the head with a stick!
Under the moonlight, a tigress stood in the corner of the wall holding a long stick, with a fierce face, an indecent posture, a ferocious expression, and a calculating smile on his lips.Chu Changge swallowed, looked at her smile, and suddenly regretted it, and froze on the wall!

"Prince Chu, what's your business in climbing over the wall in the middle of the night?" Tantaihuang looked at him fiercely.

Chu Changge looked at her fierce look, and also saw that she still had a stick in her hand, so he could only ramble all over the sky: "The moonlight is very beautiful today, and my highness wants to climb to the top of the wall to see it, so it will be more real!"

"Well, I want to come to my yard to see the moon!" Tantaihuang nodded knowingly, turned around and left, "Brother Wang brought a dog with him when he came, so I'll catch it..."

"Wait...wait!" He Chu Changge is so old, he has done everything, but being chased by a dog, such a shameful thing should be forgotten!

Tantaihuang turned back with the stick on her shoulders: "Don't look at the moon anymore?"

Chu Changge sighed in resignation, waved his fan, shook his head and chuckled, "I don't want to see it! I wonder if the princess can help me with Chu?" Looking at her calculating face, she knew that she wanted to ask me for help!

He was valiantly swinging his fan on top, but the copper coins on the bottom couldn't hold it any longer, he let out a soft cry, bent his legs, and fell!

So the handsome and noble young man who was waving a fan in front of Tantaihuang through the wall a second ago, suddenly disappeared! After a "bang", there was a burst of anger from outside the wall: "Useless things!"

The copper coin wailed in my heart, I am your servant, not your ladder...

Tantaihuang held back her laughter, and swiftly jumped up the big tree next to her, and climbed over the wall to get out!When he landed, beside him was the master and servant who had just got up from the ground.Even though he fell, this dandy and unlucky Prince Chu still had a graceful demeanor.Seeing Tantaihuang coming out, he frowned and said with a smile: "I finally saw the princess!"

But Tantaihuang was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, tugged at his sleeve, turned around and left: "Where is Huangfu Lingxuan's bedroom?"

"Turn left ahead, walk through three rooms, then turn right, walk through seven rooms, and you'll be there 700 meters ahead!" Chu Changge replied sharply. His father asked him to marry Huangfu Lingxuan, so He had already found out where the other party lived, and then no matter where he went, he made a detour of 300 meters to that bedroom, determined not to go there!
But at this moment, Tantaihuang had already dragged him there.The lights in the hall were like beans, and the shadows were faint, and it seemed that the people inside were still asleep.She glanced at Chu Changge, hissed, and then quickly ran up the wall, beckoning on top, signaling him to come up...

Copper money stood over in grief and indignation, putting Chu Changge on the back.After Chu Changge went up to the roof, he also followed.All these years, His Highness has been imprisoned for making mistakes, so every time he climbs the wall, he is the main contributor. Therefore, it is not His Highness who has the ability to climb walls all these years, but him!
Tantaihuang walked to the center of the roof, roughly determined the position of the people inside, uncovered two tiles, then turned around, turned his back to Chu Changge and said, "Piss!"

This Huangfu Lingxuan frightened her with scorpions, and she poured fresh hot urine on her!Going to the toilet to find pee is disgusting, so get someone straight away!Originally, I thought that no matter which man I brought, I would bring trouble to others, but Chu Changge is an outlier. He has a noble status and is not afraid of anyone. It is best for him to do this, and he is the only one who dares to do it. What can people do to him!
"What?!" Chu Changge pointed at the hole in the roof with his fan, looked at Tantaihuang's back, and asked in disbelief.She wants him to pee here?A woman stands with her back to him and he pees right behind her? !What a joke!
(End of this chapter)