Laugh prosperous forever
Chapter 47
Chapter 47
It was only then that Tantaihuang noticed the white-clothed man sitting on Huangfu Yexia's head. He was pale and seemed to be in poor health.A face quite similar to Huangfu Ye's, looking at him, is that... nostalgia?But she clearly knew that the person he missed must not be herself.
Seeing that the two uncles of the emperor said the same thing, they were also the high and powerful princes of Tang Ling whom the Supreme Emperor and the Emperor depended on, the ministers of Tang Ling immediately calmed down and stopped being excited.Although Huangfuxuan had doubts in his heart, he still walked down the steps and said, "The two emperor uncles are very right, please sit down, Prince Mobei and Princess. It's just a joke like this, don't repeat it!"
"That's natural. After I go back, I must discipline my younger sister well!" After Tantaiji said, he frowned and sat down in his seat, and gave Tantaihuang a warning look!
After the two sat down, the hall was silent.Suddenly, a lazy voice sounded with a thin smile: "Today, the prince prepared a gift for Princess Mobei!"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Miaozi walked to the front with a tray covered with a piece of cloth, Little Xingxing's wolf mouth suddenly showed a treacherous smile, and he did not forget to stretch out his two front paws to cover his own wolf mouth , an elegant aristocratic wolf will not smirk with a grin, so it should cover your mouth and snicker!
Tantaihuang's heart suddenly jumped, and he raised his head to meet the evil intention in his charming eyes, he was both depressed and sighed "as expected", he knew that this evildoer was arranged by himself, and he almost arranged him to be the queen of Dongling , he will definitely not let it go!But... what kind of gift is it?
"I don't know what it is?" Chu Changge's curious eyes were also placed on the tray.
Xiao Miaozi tore apart the cloth, and there was a delicate jade butterfly on it, and sliced bananas inside the plate.Now in March, bananas are only available in Hainan, and Hainan is about [-] miles away from here, neither too close nor too far away.So this gift is not particularly expensive.
However, Xiao Miaozi said: "Last night, His Royal Highness heard that Princess Mobei was unwell, so he ordered [-] miles to rush, and two bloody horses ran away to death. Only sent this thing this morning!"
Now, everyone's eyes turned to admiration.One thousand two hundred miles, it was delivered in one night, Prince Beiming is really affectionate and dies!The so-called courtesy is light and affection is heavy, which is probably what I mean, but... If uncut bananas can cure the "disease" of being lonely all night, what kind of disease can these cut bananas cure?
Most of the women twisted their handkerchiefs in grief and anger, and looked at Tantaihuang with envy.
Tantaiji was stunned for a while, then said speechlessly: "Huang'er was just frightened, this banana..." What's the use?
Jun Jinglan pursed her lips lazily, looking into Tantaihuang's eyes.The cinnabar between the eyebrows showed a pale pink color, and the smile on the edge of the thin lips became more and more vile, and he said word by word: "The princess said last night that she had a stomach discomfort, and this prince learned that this banana is the most holy thing for the stomach! Bao Zhi The princess's...constipation!"
wipe!
Princess Mobei suffers from constipation?
Prince Beiming actually knew about such a private and unspeakable matter?Moreover, he didn't dislike it? !
"Little Miaozi, take it here!" He smiled and ordered, looked at Tantaihuang again, and said affectionately, "The princess should be cured sooner, so that the prince will not be worried day and night! Also, as long as it is The prince believes everything the princess says, but does the princess believe what the prince says?"
These words, the others listened in a cloud of mist, only felt that the words of Prince Beiming sounded very affectionate, as for the mystery contained in it, they had no way of knowing.But Tantaihuang understood very well in her heart.
That day, she said, "If you believe that I am constipated today, I will believe that you are jealous." Obviously, what he means now is to believe her nonsense about constipation, so she should also believe that he is jealous.Tantaihuang slandered in her heart, did she believe that it would do him any good to be jealous?nerve!
Xiao Miaozi was ordered to put the tray in front of Tantaihuang's table, then bowed respectfully and returned to Jun Jinglan's side.
So, including Huangfuxuan, everyone looked at the tray, waiting to see whether Tantaihuang would eat it or not.And the one with the most eager expression is Little Xingxing Children's Shoes. Its wolf mouth is slightly opened, half of its tongue is protruding, and its eyes are full of lustful smiles...
Tantaiji also frowned a little, feeling more and more unable to guess what Jun Jinglan was thinking.A moment of help, a moment of embarrassment, can't tell if it's an enemy or a friend!But if Huang'er eats this banana, it will be tantamount to admitting that she is constipated in front of the world!Thinking about it, he smiled, and his elegant and gorgeous voice resounded through the hall: "Huang'er doesn't like to eat bananas since she was a child, so I'll do it for you, Your Highness!"
As soon as his words fell, Jun Jinglan didn't react, but Xiao Xingxing jumped up from the table, looking very excited.Standing on the ground with its hind hoofs, raised its left front paw, and raised its middle finger at Tantai Huang——scorn, Master Xing knows you dare not eat it!
Jun Jinglan lowered her eyes, looking at the abnormally excited state of Little Xingxing, a trace of trouble flashed in her charming eyes.Immediately, he spoke in a voice that only he and Xiao Xingxing could hear: "Did you do something behind your back?"
With his back facing the little Xingxing children's shoes who frantically pointed his middle finger at Tantaihuang, his back was slightly stiff, and then he turned his head, smiling flatteringly, with his paws behind his back, looking like the "talking Tom cat"—Master Xing did nothing!
But Jun Jinglan felt something was wrong, frowned slightly, and was about to say something to stop Tantaihuang's actions, she had already snatched the banana from Tantaiji's hand and stuffed it into her mouth!He nodded and commented: "Although the princess doesn't like eating bananas, the prince Beiming also misheard and thought that the princess was constipated. But the prince is sincere after all, and the princess must eat it!"
Looking at Little Xingxing's appearance, she knew there was something wrong with the banana.But Brother Wang said he ate it, and brought it to his lips, so he must not go back on his word!But how could she implicate Brother Wang?If Jun Jinglan was determined to harm her today, and she pretended to accidentally drop this plate of bananas, he could bring another plate of bananas.So you can't let Brother Wang eat it, so you can only eat it yourself.It is expected that it will not move some amazing hands and feet, the big deal is that it has been left for too long and it is broken...
Seeing that Tantaihuang had already eaten, Jun Jinglan didn't say what she wanted to say.Looking down at the flattering little Xingxing, his expression was very cold.
Master Xing looked left and right, not meeting him.
After Tantaihuang finished eating, she didn't feel anything unusual, and looked at Jun Jinglan suspiciously, uh... Maybe she was overthinking it!Anyway, she also knows a thing or two about the little star's frequent convulsions.But I don't know, the highlight of this matter is behind...
And at this moment, Huangfuxuan, as the host, said: "Today's poetry meeting, what do you all think should be the theme?"
"I feel that it's not fair to use any subject as the theme! The so-called art industry has specialization, and some subjects are naturally good at some subjects, and some people are not good at it. Therefore, if you don't decide on a theme, write it impromptu!" This is Xiwu. What the envoy said.
(End of this chapter)
It was only then that Tantaihuang noticed the white-clothed man sitting on Huangfu Yexia's head. He was pale and seemed to be in poor health.A face quite similar to Huangfu Ye's, looking at him, is that... nostalgia?But she clearly knew that the person he missed must not be herself.
Seeing that the two uncles of the emperor said the same thing, they were also the high and powerful princes of Tang Ling whom the Supreme Emperor and the Emperor depended on, the ministers of Tang Ling immediately calmed down and stopped being excited.Although Huangfuxuan had doubts in his heart, he still walked down the steps and said, "The two emperor uncles are very right, please sit down, Prince Mobei and Princess. It's just a joke like this, don't repeat it!"
"That's natural. After I go back, I must discipline my younger sister well!" After Tantaiji said, he frowned and sat down in his seat, and gave Tantaihuang a warning look!
After the two sat down, the hall was silent.Suddenly, a lazy voice sounded with a thin smile: "Today, the prince prepared a gift for Princess Mobei!"
As soon as the words fell, Xiao Miaozi walked to the front with a tray covered with a piece of cloth, Little Xingxing's wolf mouth suddenly showed a treacherous smile, and he did not forget to stretch out his two front paws to cover his own wolf mouth , an elegant aristocratic wolf will not smirk with a grin, so it should cover your mouth and snicker!
Tantaihuang's heart suddenly jumped, and he raised his head to meet the evil intention in his charming eyes, he was both depressed and sighed "as expected", he knew that this evildoer was arranged by himself, and he almost arranged him to be the queen of Dongling , he will definitely not let it go!But... what kind of gift is it?
"I don't know what it is?" Chu Changge's curious eyes were also placed on the tray.
Xiao Miaozi tore apart the cloth, and there was a delicate jade butterfly on it, and sliced bananas inside the plate.Now in March, bananas are only available in Hainan, and Hainan is about [-] miles away from here, neither too close nor too far away.So this gift is not particularly expensive.
However, Xiao Miaozi said: "Last night, His Royal Highness heard that Princess Mobei was unwell, so he ordered [-] miles to rush, and two bloody horses ran away to death. Only sent this thing this morning!"
Now, everyone's eyes turned to admiration.One thousand two hundred miles, it was delivered in one night, Prince Beiming is really affectionate and dies!The so-called courtesy is light and affection is heavy, which is probably what I mean, but... If uncut bananas can cure the "disease" of being lonely all night, what kind of disease can these cut bananas cure?
Most of the women twisted their handkerchiefs in grief and anger, and looked at Tantaihuang with envy.
Tantaiji was stunned for a while, then said speechlessly: "Huang'er was just frightened, this banana..." What's the use?
Jun Jinglan pursed her lips lazily, looking into Tantaihuang's eyes.The cinnabar between the eyebrows showed a pale pink color, and the smile on the edge of the thin lips became more and more vile, and he said word by word: "The princess said last night that she had a stomach discomfort, and this prince learned that this banana is the most holy thing for the stomach! Bao Zhi The princess's...constipation!"
wipe!
Princess Mobei suffers from constipation?
Prince Beiming actually knew about such a private and unspeakable matter?Moreover, he didn't dislike it? !
"Little Miaozi, take it here!" He smiled and ordered, looked at Tantaihuang again, and said affectionately, "The princess should be cured sooner, so that the prince will not be worried day and night! Also, as long as it is The prince believes everything the princess says, but does the princess believe what the prince says?"
These words, the others listened in a cloud of mist, only felt that the words of Prince Beiming sounded very affectionate, as for the mystery contained in it, they had no way of knowing.But Tantaihuang understood very well in her heart.
That day, she said, "If you believe that I am constipated today, I will believe that you are jealous." Obviously, what he means now is to believe her nonsense about constipation, so she should also believe that he is jealous.Tantaihuang slandered in her heart, did she believe that it would do him any good to be jealous?nerve!
Xiao Miaozi was ordered to put the tray in front of Tantaihuang's table, then bowed respectfully and returned to Jun Jinglan's side.
So, including Huangfuxuan, everyone looked at the tray, waiting to see whether Tantaihuang would eat it or not.And the one with the most eager expression is Little Xingxing Children's Shoes. Its wolf mouth is slightly opened, half of its tongue is protruding, and its eyes are full of lustful smiles...
Tantaiji also frowned a little, feeling more and more unable to guess what Jun Jinglan was thinking.A moment of help, a moment of embarrassment, can't tell if it's an enemy or a friend!But if Huang'er eats this banana, it will be tantamount to admitting that she is constipated in front of the world!Thinking about it, he smiled, and his elegant and gorgeous voice resounded through the hall: "Huang'er doesn't like to eat bananas since she was a child, so I'll do it for you, Your Highness!"
As soon as his words fell, Jun Jinglan didn't react, but Xiao Xingxing jumped up from the table, looking very excited.Standing on the ground with its hind hoofs, raised its left front paw, and raised its middle finger at Tantai Huang——scorn, Master Xing knows you dare not eat it!
Jun Jinglan lowered her eyes, looking at the abnormally excited state of Little Xingxing, a trace of trouble flashed in her charming eyes.Immediately, he spoke in a voice that only he and Xiao Xingxing could hear: "Did you do something behind your back?"
With his back facing the little Xingxing children's shoes who frantically pointed his middle finger at Tantaihuang, his back was slightly stiff, and then he turned his head, smiling flatteringly, with his paws behind his back, looking like the "talking Tom cat"—Master Xing did nothing!
But Jun Jinglan felt something was wrong, frowned slightly, and was about to say something to stop Tantaihuang's actions, she had already snatched the banana from Tantaiji's hand and stuffed it into her mouth!He nodded and commented: "Although the princess doesn't like eating bananas, the prince Beiming also misheard and thought that the princess was constipated. But the prince is sincere after all, and the princess must eat it!"
Looking at Little Xingxing's appearance, she knew there was something wrong with the banana.But Brother Wang said he ate it, and brought it to his lips, so he must not go back on his word!But how could she implicate Brother Wang?If Jun Jinglan was determined to harm her today, and she pretended to accidentally drop this plate of bananas, he could bring another plate of bananas.So you can't let Brother Wang eat it, so you can only eat it yourself.It is expected that it will not move some amazing hands and feet, the big deal is that it has been left for too long and it is broken...
Seeing that Tantaihuang had already eaten, Jun Jinglan didn't say what she wanted to say.Looking down at the flattering little Xingxing, his expression was very cold.
Master Xing looked left and right, not meeting him.
After Tantaihuang finished eating, she didn't feel anything unusual, and looked at Jun Jinglan suspiciously, uh... Maybe she was overthinking it!Anyway, she also knows a thing or two about the little star's frequent convulsions.But I don't know, the highlight of this matter is behind...
And at this moment, Huangfuxuan, as the host, said: "Today's poetry meeting, what do you all think should be the theme?"
"I feel that it's not fair to use any subject as the theme! The so-called art industry has specialization, and some subjects are naturally good at some subjects, and some people are not good at it. Therefore, if you don't decide on a theme, write it impromptu!" This is Xiwu. What the envoy said.
(End of this chapter)
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