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Chapter 48 Shoutout to My Husband!
When he spoke, everyone looked at him strangely.In fact, this Tangling state banquet, Xiwu Empress Murong Fu also came, but she said that she was sick and never showed up, so she only sent envoys.As for the Xiwu people, this was also the first time they spoke at the banquet.

Huangfuxuan pondered for a while, and said: "The Xiwu envoy's words are justified, what do you all think?"

"That's great!" Everyone echoed.Cursing together in my heart, what a fart!Untitled is the most difficult question, because you don't know whether one of the tens of thousands of themes is more suitable for you than the one you have chosen now, so you have to fall into a blank mind for a long time, thinking about themes and verses at the same time.

"Since this is the case, then it will be decided as such. I and Prince Beiming will be the judges. Today's jackpot is Qianye Guanyin. To be fair, I and Prince Beiming will not participate. Please go ahead!" Huangfuxuan spoke , put a pair of bright golden eyes on Tantaihuang's body, and write poetry, if this woman can know it, it will be a legend in the world!
Jun Jinglan nodded upon hearing this, and had no other comments.The narrow and long charming eyes have been staring at Tantaihuang, to see if there is anything unusual about the banana she ate.Seeing this, Little Xingxing Children's Shoes waved its two front paws very unhappy, creating a sense of presence and blocking Jun Jinglan's sight.Master, don't look at her, look at me!I am much prettier than her, woo...why don't you look at me...

Qianye Avalokitesvara is at the end of the world's jade list, but it is already priceless!As the first prize of a poetry meeting, Huangfu Xuan is already extremely generous!The envoys of various countries are eager to try it. If this thing is won back home, they will not be an official for the rest of their lives and will not have to worry about food and clothing!Moreover, the most competitive Prince Beiming and Emperor Dongling did not participate. Tantaiji has never been interested in poetry, haha, good opportunity...

"Then my princess will come first!" Huangfu Lingxuan was the first to stand up.

Huangfuxuan nodded, he still had great trust in the talent of the imperial sister.

Tantaihuang ignored Jun Jinglan, looked at Huangfu Lingxuan, and nodded in admiration!She is indeed a stunning beauty, with willow moon eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, tall and straight nose, bright lips without spots, and a posture like willow branches in the wind.No wonder Chu Changge couldn't bear to refuse, well, if she guessed right, she most likely wanted to use this to confess her love to Chu Changge, right?
Sure enough, Huangfu Lingxuan lived up to her high expectations. She looked at Chu Changge affectionately, and said, "Light the lamp at the bottom of the well and deep candles, and Gonglang Changxing Mo Go. Linglong dice and red beans, you know who you are when you are deeply in love! "

As soon as the voice fell, a jade face flushed with shame.He quickly lowered his head and twisted the handkerchief without saying a word.

Seeing this, Tantaihuang kept shaking her head and sighing in her heart, alas, are people who meet love all so stupid?If one day she falls in love with someone, she will flush her cheeks and wring her handkerchief... She should just become Miejue Shitai!Just thinking about it happily, suddenly my stomach twitched, and I still faintly wanted to let it out...

what's the situation!Why is there a rush like she drank Bishengyuan slimming tea with Mu Ziling in her previous life?Especially... want to shit!A flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, could it be that something fell into the banana just now?Thinking about it, murderous eyes swept across Jun Jinglan's body!And the other party was also looking at her at the moment, his thin lips were slightly pursed, and there was no usual lazy smile on his lips.But Tantaihuang believed that he must be happy in his heart, this bastard dared to give her laxatives!

She really wronged Jun Jinglan this time, because he really didn't know.

After Huangfu Lingxuan finished writing the poem, everyone applauded quickly with admiration on their faces!And kept saying praises: "Princess Xuan is really a rare talented woman in the world!"

Only Tantaihuang had a painful expression on her face. Can she get up and say that she is going to the latrine?But with so many people here, wouldn't it be a little bad?
Tantai Ji turned his head and glanced at her, seeing that her expression was not right, he asked with great concern: "What's wrong?"

"I..." After one word came out, I really didn't have the nerve to say the rest, did I want to show respect or shit?

Jun Jinglan, who was sitting opposite her, probably already understood the predicament she was in.He looked down at Little Xingxing, suddenly hooked his lips, and smiled very gently, this dangerous gentleness also managed to make Little Xingxing tremble a bit!In fact, he is willing to teach this woman a lesson, lest she always arrange herself recklessly in the future, but this does not mean that he likes to have a wolf behind his back to do something!
Everyone applauded, Jun Jinglan also curled his lips, but Tantaihuang was the only one with a sad expression!This is simply not showing face to Dong Ling and Huangfu Lingxuan!Huangfu Lingxuan originally hated Tantaihuang very much, but seeing this, she became even more furious. Looking at her, she sneered and said, "Princess Qinghuang's expression is something that I did not do well? Then can I invite Princess Qinghuang Enlighten me, write a poem?"

"That's right, Princess Qinghuang should also compose a poem!" The four envoys agreed, but there was nothing else, they just wanted to watch the excitement.

Tantaihuang couldn't be in the mood to write poems at the moment, she thought she could hold back for a while, but found that she couldn't hold back anymore.But everyone is forcing her to compose poems now. She looked dimly at the bronze censer held by a court lady about ten meters away from her, and saw curls of green smoke coming out of the censer. Ziyan..."

With one sentence, everyone was amazed!Nice sentence!

But at this moment, she suddenly jumped up from her position, and rushed towards the entrance of the hall with a gust of wind, her expression was very eager!

When he arrived at the entrance of the main hall, he swung his head quickly, a pair of phoenix eyes glanced around 180 degrees, his complexion was reddish purple, and at the same time he shouted the next sentence: "Rizhao censer emits purple smoke, look at where the toilet is! Toilet, where is the toilet?"

"Aooooooow..." Seeing this, Little Xingxing Children's Shoes was overjoyed, happy to see his teeth but not his eyes!Haha, Master Xing has succeeded!

The others looked at the back of Tantaihuang looking for the toilet on fire, wanting to laugh but not funny.

The maid at the entrance of the main hall came to her senses and hurriedly took Tantaihuang to the toilet.

Along the way, Tantaihuang's complexion turned purple, and she had the urge to solve it on the spot!After persuading myself in my heart for a long time, and condolences to the eighteen generations of Jun Jinglan's ancestors, I didn't do the immoral behavior of showing respect everywhere!

When she walked away, the people in the hall were still in the depression of that poem.The censer in the sun emits purple smoke, and you can see where the toilet is from a distance.Although the antithesis is not very neat, it still reads smoothly, and it cannot be denied that "Rizhao censer produces purple smoke" is indeed a good sentence!How should this poem be judged?
Huangfuxuan coughed, and said: "This poem is not finished yet, let's do it after Princess Qinghuang comes back! My lords, please first!"

Everyone nodded and continued to write poems.

But Tan Taiji's complexion was not very good all the time, Huang'er went to the toilet now, last time she moved Huangfu Xuan's toilet paper, it is hard to guarantee that Huangfu Xuan's servants will not embarrass her this time!Thinking about getting up.

But Jun Jinglan on the opposite side had already stood up first: "Emperor Dongling, my prince excuse me!"

(End of this chapter)