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Chapter 49 If you lose, will you wear a red hijab? (1)
Little Xingxing looked up unhappy, master, what do you want to go out for?Are you going to betray my affection for you?

"As a judge, how can the prince leave the seat?" Someone frowned.

Jun Jinglan said with a smile: "Princess goes to the toilet. As a husband, the prince naturally has to personally send a straw paper to express his concern. Beautiful women are hard to find, so please forgive me!"

It is impossible to refute a word that does not leak out. If you still disagree, it is an accident of impersonality.But Tantaihuang went to a hut, and the prince of his country had to personally deliver the toilet paper, so did he need to take care of it?

On the other hand, Huangfu Xuan's face turned dark. Originally, he wanted to let the servants not bring toilet paper to the woman, and let her experience the fate of going to the toilet without paper!Unexpectedly, it was destroyed by Jun Jinglan again!Taking a deep breath, he said with a smirk: "Prince Beiming, please!"

"Thank you Dongling Emperor for your understanding!" Wei Wei cupped her hands, turned and left.

Tall and unparalleled in back, it made countless beauties jealous of Tantaihuang again.The restroom is always serving toilet paper, why is it that Prince Beiming doesn't like me, woo...

Although Little Xingxing was very dissatisfied, he had no choice but to hurry up.

Looking at Jun Jinglan's back, Tantaiji frowned more and more!Apparently Huang'er's problem was caused by eating his banana, and now he's delivering straw paper, this man is really puzzling!On the other hand, Chu Changge was shaking his fan leisurely at the side, thinking about Tantaihuang's style of handling things, he always felt that Jun Jinglan was going to be unlucky, so he had better not go up to join in the fun, lest he become a fish in the pond!
One man and one wolf, walking on the huge palace road.

Halfway through the journey, Jun Jinglan lowered his head and glanced at the reluctant little star: "It's not timid, it's good!"

Little star shakes! "Good"?Every time the owner talks like this, it will be unlucky, this... no way!Could it be that the matter of laxatives was seen through?Thinking about it, he quickly raised his head and blinked his watery wolf eyes.Master, I didn't do anything, I didn't quietly pour half a bottle of laxative on the bananas when the servants were not around!People really don't have...

Jun Jinglan gave it a cold look, and said coolly, "You still don't admit your mistake?"

Um, can I admit my mistake without being punished?Thinking of standing up quickly, kicking his heels on the ground, clasping his front paws, drooping his nine big tails, and lowering his wolf head, he bowed deeply to Jun Jinglan—Master, I was wrong!
The silver hair is coated with a thin layer of brilliance under the sun's rays, coupled with the glint of water in its eyes after apologizing, it is enough to soften the hearts of even hard-hearted people!In fact, it did this for the good of its master, who didn't understand its loyalty at all!
"The holy fruit of Tianshan Mountain, it tastes good." Jun Jinglan said lightly as he walked forward.

Drooling, green eyes, Master Xing wants to eat...

"You don't have to eat this year!" He said, striding forward.

Master Xing waved his claws in grief and indignation... He looked at Jun Jinglan's back viciously——Master, you forget your love!
"A few more swings, you don't have to eat the glass fruit!" the person in front said without looking back.

Little Xingxing quickly retracted his paws and rubbed it up, with a coquettish and obsequious expression.

I hate it, how can people wave their claws...

Tantaihuang was squatting in the latrine, almost collapsed!And those court ladies and eunuchs at Huangfuxuan didn't know what was going on, they didn't bring her any papers for so long!Squatting so slightly that he suffered from cerebral anemia, he frowned and said, "Come here!"

This call, no one answered outside!Tantaihuang's eyebrows twitched, and she realized that Huangfuxuan wanted to treat him in the same way as he did, and he didn't give him the toilet paper.A stingy man, she cursed him to cut off his children and grandchildren!
And at this moment, she heard footsteps, and she arrived at the door of the toilet without rush.

Immediately, came the monstrous lazy voice, with a slight smile in his voice: "Princess, do you want straw paper?"

"Nonsense!" She got angry when she heard his voice!This bastard gave her laxatives, and now she's making trouble!

Hearing her gunpowder-smelling voice, Jun Jinglan laughed lowly: "Princess, there is no one in this 500-meter radius! No one can save you except this prince!"

"So?" Tantaihuang asked with a dark face, she knew that this evildoer was not so kind!But now she can't offend him rashly, if she angers him, she will really squat in the latrine!
"So... um..." The person at the door hummed softly, long and melodious, full of charm, as if thinking.After a while, he suggested, "Princess, if you call this prince a good husband, I will give you the straw paper, how about it?"

"Call your sister! Get fucked!" Let her call the person who caused her diarrhea "good husband"?It would be better to give her a knife!

As soon as these words fell, there was a burst of joyful laughter, obviously he was in a very good mood.It is undeniable that this laughter is really very pleasant, but Tantaihuang now only has the urge to push this guy into the latrine, and let him laugh enough in the shit pile!

Just as she was annoyed, an unknown object flew in from outside the toilet.Tantaihuang quickly reached out to catch it, and took a closer look, it was the straw paper!Xiu frowned slightly, what the hell was this bastard thinking?After scolding him, he brought in the toilet paper, could it be: "Jun Jinglan, is there something wrong with your brain, have you seen the imperial doctor?"

When the prince heard this, the smile froze on his lips.I really think this woman is really a little ignorant!
Forget it, don't argue with her.She raised her lips and smiled, her charming eyes gleamed, and said ambiguously: "I just like your temperament!"

"So, if I really call you a good husband..." Tantai Huang asked with a dull expression.

"Then you can squat here with peace of mind!" Good husband... He, Jun Jinglan, is not so wicked yet!
Therefore, Tantaihuang stopped talking.Because needless to say, is he not mentally ill?I don't know why I gave up the treatment!Holding the straw paper, she was about to solve some problems when her stomach suddenly rolled again. Her face turned black, she gritted her teeth and asked with a pale face, "Jun Jinglan, how many catties of laxative did you give my old lady?"

"I didn't drink at all, I'm afraid you have to ask Little Xingxing about this question!" A voice came from outside the toilet.

These words made Tantaihuang roll her eyes in anger. Is there any difference between what he did and what his pet did?

Little Xingxing just lost the sacred fruit of Tianshan Mountain as a snack, and when he was in a depressed mood, he raised his wolf head to look at the sky.Ask Master Xing what to do, she is because her stomach is too good, digestion is too strong, it has nothing to do with Master Xing!snort……

Seeing that she was silent, Jun Jinglan swept her long and charming eyes in her direction, and asked, "What is the princess thinking?"

Tantaihuang snorted coldly, because La collapsed, her legs and feet were a little weak!She gritted her teeth and said, "It is said that Prince Beiming is strategizing, omniscient and omnipotent. Can't you guess what I'm thinking?"

(End of this chapter)