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Chapter 1281 Lin Shuang Chapter 06 more
Chapter 1281 Lin Shuang Chapter 06 more
It was none other than the Sixth Prince Zhao Hongyan who stopped the carriage.
It's just that at this time, he couldn't tell that he was a noble and high-ranking prince, but a nondescript and somewhat surprising little monk!
A man sat upright on a tall white horse. This man was dressed in a yellow cassock and wore a small monk hat on his head. A few strands of hair were faintly exposed behind the hat.
If it weren't for these hairs, I'm afraid everyone would really think that this man is a real monk.
Not only that, but he was holding a bowl in one hand, and a wooden stick in the other hand, and there was a crooked thing hanging on the head of the wooden stick, which could not be seen.
However, Lin Shuang saw it.
Zhao Hongyan's attire is the image of Tang Monk in "Journey to the West", which he was most fond of when he was a child.
It was indeed Tang Seng, because Zhao Hongyan was followed by three apprentices. The eldest apprentice, Monkey King, was scratching back and forth with monkey hair all over his body.Lin Shuang recognized that it was Xiao Luozi next to Zhao Hongyan.
The second apprentice, Zhu Bajie, was thin and sad, with his eyes closed, as if he disliked his image very much.
Lin Shuang recognized the old pig as Chang Gonggong, who was already old and fat.It's hard for him to say that, at such a great age, he still has to worry about getting a wife for his little master.
After that came the third apprentice, Drifting Monk, a new face that Lin Shuang didn't recognize, but he could guess after thinking about it, it should be that Zhao Hongyan randomly picked someone from his mansion to make up the number.
"You, what are you doing? You are dressed so strangely, are you going to block the road and rob?"
Lin Shuang's thoughts were interrupted by Han Ling's voice, and she couldn't help frowning.
Before Zhao Hongyan could speak, Eunuch Chang, who had been squinting his eyes to play Zhu Bajie, suddenly opened his eyes and laughed loudly: "Haha, pig head! Master, this is the real pig head! I knew there was someone who looked like Zhu Bajie. , you shouldn’t be looking for slaves anymore!”
puff!
The onlookers on the side of the road laughed even more happily, and even Du Ruo and Lianqiao couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.
Han Ling was hit on the head inexplicably, and now he is not only ridiculed by the surrounding people, but also endured the ridicule of the culprit. He is really angry to death!
"Damn! What are you arrogant guys! If you hadn't blocked the road and robbed me, I wouldn't have been knocked into this state! In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and you actually block the road to rob. You have eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard Bar!"
Lin Shuang couldn't help but rolled her eyes, blocking the way and robbing?Which prince have you ever seen block the road and rob?How funny!
But it's no wonder that Han Ling doesn't know Zhao Hongyan, it's because this man doesn't like to appear in front of strangers very much, even if he appears, he will try his best to reduce his sense of existence, and he won't even say a few words.
Just when Lin Shuang was dismissive and wanted to expose Zhao Hongyan's identity, she didn't expect that Zhao Hongyan, who had been taciturn all this time, would suddenly speak up, and when she opened her mouth, she would be stunned for a long time.
"That's right, I'm blocking the way to rob today. But don't worry, I'm not interested in your money."
Not interested in his silver?Then he...
Han Ling turned pale with shock, and couldn't help but grabbed the skirt of his clothes: "You, what do you want to do? I warn you, my lord, I like women!"
puff!
puff!
I don't know who in the crowd suddenly laughed out loud. Everyone looked at Han Ling who was about to defend himself to the death, and the accusations and ridicule became louder.
"Haha, did he blow his brains out? How could he think such dirty things? Even if it's true, there's a beautiful girl standing beside him, so he won't fall in love with him!"
"That's right, this man must be a fool, tsk tsk, he's ugly, and his brain doesn't work! It's so pitiful!"
"What a pity, what a pity, look at the clothes on his body and the carriage he is sitting in, he looks like a rich man. In my opinion, he must have earned too much money, and now God is punishing him!"
"That's it!"
There were echoes one after another, and Han Ling's pig-headed face was red and white, not to mention brilliant.
Neither Du Ruo nor Lian Qiao looked down on this Han Ling, and Lin Shuang's affection for him has also plummeted now, but no matter how unfavorable they are, the two are still going together, and they will still look for counterfeit dealers together in the future, so it's not easy to make it so ugly.
"Mr. Han, this is Mr. Zhao. He is my friend. He, he is just joking with you."
joke?Where is such a joke?Didn't you see that my face was already swollen like this?You just exposed the three words of joking, so where can I save my face?
Even though he was unhappy in every possible way, Han Ling opened his mouth and smiled: "Oh, so it's Mr. Zhao? I have admired you for a long time. As long as you are Shuang'er's friend, you are my Han Ling's friend. Disrespect and disrespect."
Shuang'er?
Zhao Hongyan frowned slightly, the name Shuang'er can be called by him as a pig?
Lin Shuang was also a little displeased. Her relationship with Han Ling wasn't close enough to call each other by nicknames, okay?
"Mr. Han..."
"Oh, by the way, I haven't finished my words just now, don't Mr. Han want to hear what I'm doing for blocking the road and robbing today?"
Before Lin Shuang could open his mouth, Zhao Hongyan had already looked at Han Ling coldly. Zhao Hongyan looked so lofty and majestic, which made Lin Shuang stunned for a while, and made people have to follow his words. .
Han Ling might really have been knocked out of his head, and couldn't help asking in a daze, "I want it, what are you doing?"
But as soon as he asked, he regretted it, and couldn't help but clenched his fist secretly. Do you just ask if people ask you?What a bitch!
The corners of Zhao Hongyan's lips twitched, and he couldn't help smiling, which immediately attracted red eyes from the girls in the crowd.
"I want her to block the way and rob today!"
The slender fingers pointed at the air, just aimed at Lin Shuang who was also a little dazed.If there was a mirror in front of him at this time, Lin Shuang would definitely beat himself in the mirror into a pig's head, and be so stupid, how could he be the same as Zhao Hongyan when he was a child?
But, he is obviously the idiot I hate the most, why is it that after listening to his words, I feel extraordinarily happy in my heart, as if eating honey?
This is so strange, so strange!
Lin Shuang swallowed, and couldn't help stroking her forehead with her hand, no, no, it must have been accidentally bumped into her head when the carriage stopped suddenly just now, it must be, it must be!
However, Zhao Hongyan obviously didn't give her a chance to deceive herself, because he had already jumped off the horse very neatly and handsomely.
Of course, if one ignores the cassock he accidentally stepped on and the bowl that almost fell to the ground.
"Shuang'er, I'm here to rob you today, come with me, okay?"
Looking at Zhao Hongyan in front of him in the affectionate image of Tang Monk, Lin Shuang was both moved and annoyed, but even more amused.
With a snap, Lin Shuang slapped the hat on his head flat, and said angrily and amusedly: "In Journey to the West, there are monsters scrambling to rob Tang Seng, but you are lucky, you actually started robbing houses by yourself." What a trick! Are you going to make my eldest sister mad?"
Although "Journey to the West" is already a myth more than ten years ago, in the hearts of many people, the "Journey to the West" that suddenly turned out to be still a classic.
Many people present knew the plot, of course, only Han Ling who moved to the capital from other places did not know.
Hearing Lin Shuang's words, everyone immediately burst into laughter, but unlike laughing at Han Ling, this time the laughter was full of kindness.
Zhao Hongyan is also familiar with "Journey to the West", and at first he thought it was not good to look like this, but Xia Zheng didn't mean...
"I, don't I look good? Brother Zheng said that you like men riding white horses the most. I remember that when you were young, Journey to the West was your favorite, so..."
So he put on cassock and pretended to be a Tang monk?
Lin Shuang couldn't help but support her forehead. No wonder the eldest sister said that the person riding the white horse may not necessarily be a prince, but also Tang Seng. Isn't there one clearly in front of me?
"Hurry up and take off this clothes for me. What are these things? Even if I like riding white horses, I can't possibly like a monk!"
While talking, Lin Shuang started to pull the cassock off Zhao Hongyan's body.
"The old slave has already said that Miss Lin is not the kind of superficial girl who only looks at people outside. How can she like this kind of little boy?"
Eunuch Chang wished he could quickly take off the pigskin from his body. Seeing that Lin Shuang was already doing it, he hurriedly asked Xiao Luozi to help him take off the pigskin.
In fact, Zhao Hongyan didn't like being served by this Tang monk, but for the sake of his beloved woman, let alone pretending to be a Tang monk, he would be happy to let him wear Chang Gonggong's pigskin.
only……
"Shuang'er, I can't take off this monk's clothes anymore, I, I don't have any clothes on inside."
Zhao Hongyan pressed Lin Shuang's little hand that was about to continue stripping his clothes, and hummed like a mosquito.
Lin Shuang's little face immediately turned red, and she turned her head away after taking a bite.
Seeing her like this, Zhao Hongyan thought she was angry, and immediately went up to her, hurriedly said: "Shuang'er, Shuang'er, if you really want to take it off, you can take it off, I won't stop you!"
Because he was too anxious, he forgot to lower his voice when he said this, so that all the surrounding people could hear him.
Everyone laughed as if you understand, I understand, everyone understands.
"asshole!"
Lin Shuang's face turned redder, and she turned away from Zhao Hongyan and ran away.
What a shame, what a shame!
Zhao Hongyan took a look, and hurried to catch up. Du Ruo and Lianqiao looked at each other, smiled, followed slowly, and no one came forward to disturb them.
"Hey? Shuang'er? Shuang'er? Where are you going? Didn't it be agreed that we are going..."
Han Ling who was left on the sidelines was a little confused, seeing Lin Shuang running away without looking back, he hurriedly chased after him.
However, before he could take a step, he was blocked by a guy covered in monkey hair.
It was the monkey following in front of that young master just now!
"Young master pig, my grandfather has something to discuss with Miss Lin, so please stop following me."
Han Ling was immediately angry. His young master had something to discuss with Lin Shuang, why couldn't he follow?He was the one who asked Lin Shuang out in the first place!
Wait, what is Mr. Zhu?His surname is not Zhu, his surname is Han!
"What is your son and Miss Lin going to talk about, but you won't be followed? Could it be that he really wants to abduct Miss Lin?"
Han Ling showed disdain, and stretched out his hand to push Xiao Luozi who was blocking in front of him, but he didn't expect to push.
Oops, this kid looks thin and small, but I didn't expect him to be a Lianjiazi!
But what about Lian Jiazi?He, Han Ling, has been in the mall since he was a child, and his skills are not bad.
With all his strength, Han Ling stretched out his hand again, but even though he used [-]% of his strength, he still didn't push the skinny guy in front of him away!
Whoops whoops!
Han Ling couldn't help but took a few breaths, planning to avoid Xiao Luozi in front of him.
However, no matter how he went, he couldn't get around it.
"You stinky monkey! What the hell are you trying to do!"
Han Ling's temper was not good, he had restrained himself in front of Lin Shuang before, but now that Lin Shuang and Zhao Hongyan had long since disappeared, and being made things difficult by this slave in front of him, he finally showed his true colors.
"Tsk tsk!"
Tsk-tsk twice, Eunuch Chang, who had already taken off the pigskin, came over shaking his head, and looked at Han Ling's pig's head with the tearful eyes of a fellow villager.
"I said Mr. Pig, it's your fault. My grandfather and Ms. Lin do have something to talk about, but it's not the kidnapping you said. Besides, with Miss Lin's temper, who can abduct her ?”
If he could abduct him, he would have abducted him a long time ago, so why wait so many years?
"I said that my surname is not Zhu, but Han! Han!"
Han Ling is about to collapse, why do they all call themselves Mr. Zhu?
Eunuch Chang let out a long sigh, and said with some embarrassment: "I know!"
"Then you still call me Young Master Zhu?"
"Because of your pig's head!"
Han Ling clutched his chest tightly. If he could, he really wanted to kick the old man in front of him away.
But he didn't dare, because the stinky old man was followed by a stinky monkey who was even better at kung fu than him!
"Forget it, I'm going to find Miss Lin, and I have something to talk to her about."
"No, Mr. Pig, what my son and Miss Lin talk about is different from what you talk about."
Han Ling was stopped by Eunuch Chang again, and immediately glared angrily: "What's the difference? What is your son, do you want to be superior to others? I just want to go over to see if he wants my Shuang'er Give……"
Snapped!
The guy who was called a stinky monkey by Han Ling slapped him on the left side of his face while he was not paying attention.
His only intact left cheek!
The already fair skin immediately became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were five red palm marks on it, which were particularly eye-catching.
"You, you! You hit me!"
Han Ling looked at him in disbelief, not only because he hit him, but also because he didn't realize when this man did it.
His kung fu is so high!
Xiao Luozi didn't wake up to being questioned at all, and nodded, still with that expressionless face, he didn't even lift his eyelids.
The contempt in this, even if it is not stated explicitly, everyone can feel it.
On the other hand, Eunuch Chang squeezed his throat and hummed: "Yeah, I hit you, what's the matter? You deserve to be beaten if you said something you shouldn't have said! Hmph, it's still light to hit you, and you dare to say my family Master said no, be careful with your pig's head!"
what!
Han Ling laughed angrily: "Who is your father? Could it be that I will be killed by him if I say a word? Don't you look at where this place is, at the foot of the emperor, where is the root of the imperial city? Your father Do you kill people if you say they kill people? It's too lawless!"
"Wang Fa?"
Eunuch Chang rolled his eyes: "It's because of the king's law that I want to rule you. How dare you say who my family is! Do you know what my family's identity is?"
What identity, is it possible that he can still be the high-ranking one in the imperial city?Or a relative of the emperor?
How is it possible, even the relatives of the royal family can't stroll back and forth on the street, and they even wear cassocks and pretend to be monks. It's so ridiculous to spread the word!
However, there are always so many impermanent things in the world, and today Han Ling, the unlucky one, happened to meet them all.
Eunuch Chang twisted his body, pulled out the dust whisk that was specially placed in his belt before going out from behind, and shook it: "My master is from the palace, the younger brother that the Holy Majesty likes the most today, the sixth prince Zhao Hongyan."
"Haha, isn't it just a king..."
Han Ling's laughter was stuck in his throat, and finally he couldn't laugh anymore, and the two halves of his swollen, unusually tall face twitched violently.
Prince?Prince? !
Really the prince?
Eunuch Chang continued to shake the whisk. Because of getting older, his voice was not as high-pitched as it was when he was young, but as long as he was happy, he could vaguely hear the eunuch's high-pitched voice.
"I'm talking about Xiao Luozi, how do you think the conversation between Master and Ms. Lin is going? It's been a long time since they came back? Why don't you just talk about it and go to bed..."
Xiao Luozi still had the look of ignoring everything: "Wouldn't it be better to talk about the bed? Princess Pingxi said that falling in love, falling in love, and falling in love for the purpose of going to the kang are all hooligans!"
Han Ling, who was left alone and frightened, finally understood what they meant by talking about things. Dare Zhao Hongyan and Lin Shuang were not talking about things, but in love!
But after Zhao Hongyan chased Lin Shuang away, he finally caught up with this little girl.
"Zhao Hongyan, you can do it, tell me that I will undress you in front of so many people, you are going to ruin my reputation!"
Lin Shuang was really going to die of anger, she was taking off his clothes just now, she just couldn't bear the ugly clothes on him.
It's all right now, so many people watching her will definitely think that Lin Shuang is a slut who takes off her clothes in the street.
If Zhao Hongyan didn't understand why Lin Shuang was angry at first, then now he finally knows how big a mistake he made.
The most important thing for a girl is her reputation. In this era when fame is more important than life, women have too much involuntary control.
He grabbed Lin Shuang who was about to run away, clamped her shoulders with an unprecedented domineering air, looked at her very seriously, and said word by word: "Shuang'er, even if you are Don't be afraid of bad reputation, I will marry you!"
Lin Shuang had heard the words "I marry you" countless times in dreams, but every time she could only vaguely hear the voice, but could not see the speaker at all.
Today, she finally saw the real person.
It's just that this man is not the perfect man in her heart!
The perfect man in her heart should have a beautiful face and an interesting temperament, but this Zhao Hongyan is really boring.
Even asking for marriage is just a simple three words, I will marry you, it's too boring!
However, he was obviously not the perfect man in his heart, but when he heard these three words from Zhao Hongyan, Lin Shuang's heart was as sweet as eating honey, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed no matter how hard he tried.
Could it be that he was waiting for him?
"Shuang'er? You, what are you laughing at?"
Zhao Hongyan's sudden stupid words defeated Lin Shuang immediately.
"You just said you wanted to marry me, and I laughed. Why did you say I was laughing? Why did you say I was laughing!"
If it is possible, Lin Shuang really wants to lift the shell of Zhao Hongyan's head to see if it is full of paste!
Zhao Hongyan blinked, and finally widened his eyes in disbelief: "You, you mean, you mean you agreed? You agreed to marry me?"
Being shaken vigorously by Zhao Hongyan, Lin Shuang was a little unsteady, so she hurriedly broke away his hand that was holding her, and said angrily: "I didn't agree, I have to think about it again."
"Okay, you can think about it, think about it! I'm waiting for you!"
I have been waiting for ten years, and I don't care about such a few days.
However, when thinking of the pig's head that appeared next to Lin Shuang, Zhao Hongyan felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy: "That Mr. Han..."
If Zhao Hongyan hadn't mentioned Han Linglai, Lin Shuang would have almost forgotten him.
"He, he is investigating a colleague who sells fake goods together. Oh, by the way, what did you do just now, how did you startle the carriage like that?"
Zhao Hongyan looked puzzled: "Me? I didn't. It's not my fault that his coachman didn't have good eyesight and didn't notice that the big rock on the road turned over by himself!"
As for how the stone appeared there, Zhao Hongyan spoke uprightly and firmly stated that he definitely did not do it himself.
The stone was obviously moved by Xiao Luozi, how could it be him?Absolutely not him!
"Didn't you say that you want to investigate the counterfeit dealer with Mr. Han? Don't investigate with him in the future. I will help you."
Zhao Hongyan patted his chest, suddenly becoming a boyfriend.
Lin Shuang couldn't help laughing: "You? You don't like to talk when you meet strangers. How can you investigate for me? Could it be possible to ask your grandson Zhu Bajie to investigate? I don't think Chang Gonggong has gone through Jiujiu81 It's hard to bear."
This was making fun of him with their looks just now. Zhao Hongyan smiled and scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Aren't you the one who likes to ride white horses? After thinking about it, the only one who can ride a white horse is Tang Seng."
cut!
Lin Shuang patted his arm angrily: "I said that if you like riding a white horse, you can pretend to be a Tang monk, so if I say that you like eating meat, wouldn't you want to wear pigskin and roll in mud soup?"
Speaking of rolling in the mud soup, Lin Shuang hadn't seen a pig for a long time. He had stayed in the capital for so long that he even forgot the simple life in Lin Jia'ao.
Zhao Hongyan had never seen a pig rolling in the mud soup. He nodded firmly and then asked in confusion: "Why do pigs roll in the mud soup? Don't they think they are dirty? If they have rolled in the mud soup, then Is the meat still edible?"
Lin Shuang couldn't help holding her forehead, got it!I dug a hole for myself, and I almost got in and couldn't get out.
Han Ling, who was shameful on the street, staggered back to Lingshuang Pavilion with a pig's head on his face. If it weren't for the clothes he was wearing when he went out, the boys in the store would have kicked him out.
The shopkeeper immediately ran over after hearing the news, and when he saw Han Ling, he screamed angrily.
"Who the hell did this! How dare you bully my boss! Do you think that Lingshuang Pavilion is easy to bully? Little ones, fuck you! Fuck him!"
Many of the guys in Lingshuang Pavilion came to the capital with Han Ling from other places, and they can be regarded as confidantes who have been under Han Ling's hands for many years. When they heard the shopkeeper's words, they were immediately filled with righteous indignation. He picked up the fruit knife on the table.
For a while, Lingshuang Pavilion was fully armed, how could this be a rouge shop?It's like a gathering place for punks!
"Boss, who the hell dare you to break ground on Tai Sui's head? The one we beat up won't even recognize his own father!"
"And let his own father not recognize him? Just kill his own father! Let their family live in peace!"
A few young fellows who are full of blood, you speak to each other, and the cruel words are more powerful than the other.
Han Ling leaned crookedly in the large grand teacher's chair, and sneered: "Okay, you go, that guy's father is buried in the imperial tomb, you must pull him out and give him a good whipping. And that guy's third brother is sitting on the highest seat in the palace, in my opinion, you guys should be able to drag him off his seat."
The boys who said harsh words all looked at each other, why did the boss say something so weird, the imperial mausoleum, the highest place in the palace, could it be...
A few quick-witted guys immediately turned pale with fright, and the sticks in their hands fell to the ground with a bang.
Immediately, he looked at them contemptuously, but after hearing the whispers from others, he also fell to the ground with a bang, his legs trembled, and he almost peed out.
The shopkeeper swallowed hard, and stammered and asked: "Dong, Dong, you, you must not have offended the palace people, right?"
And this person in the palace is not an ordinary person, his father is buried in the imperial mausoleum, and his elder brother is the emperor, so this person must at least be a prince!
My lord, that is a master who is too high to offend easily!With a flick of a finger, they can easily destroy Lingshuang Pavilion!
Seeing Han Ling's silence was the default, the shopkeeper really wanted to slap himself twice.Master, master, you can't offend anyone, why did you bump into the prince's feet?This is to push Lingshuang Pavilion into the fire pit!
"Boss, let's, why don't we steal the formula of Shuangxue Pavilion as soon as possible, and then stay away from the right and wrong place in the capital? There are noble people everywhere in the capital, and maybe one day we will meet a prince or princess when we go out." ! It's too dangerous!"
Leaving the capital?
Han Ling also wants to leave, but the formula for Shuangxue Pavilion has not been obtained yet. Shuangxue Pavilion is such a hot business, even if he gets the formula, it is possible to sell it away from Dayong and go to other countries!
With such a huge profit in front of him, Han Ling didn't want to give up so easily.
"The secret recipe of Shuangxue Pavilion must be obtained as soon as possible, haven't you analyzed the formula of Shuangxue Pavilion rouge?"
Speaking of this, the shopkeeper was a little ashamed, the rouge in Shuangxue Pavilion had a very simple name, and he even called out which ancient recipe he used.
But even so, there is still a big difference between the rouge they made and the real product of Shuangxue Pavilion.
"Boss, we have developed quite a few recipes according to what they said, but we always feel that something is missing. As for what this thing is, everyone really can't figure it out!"
snort!
Han Ling snorted coldly: "If you can guess it, she is not the apprentice of the genius doctor Zhen Xiuming!"
These words are a bit like raising others' aura to destroy their prestige, but I have to admit that what Han Ling said is indeed good. If the rouge of Shuangxue Pavilion can be matched so easily, I am afraid that Shuangxue Pavilion will not exist for more than ten years. And stand still.
I think they have successfully developed a lot of rouge shop formulas before, even if they are not 100% exactly the same, but if they are fake, they are almost inseparable.
Even the shop owners and shopkeepers of the rouge shop may not be able to tell the authenticity of this item.
However, the things in Shuangxue Pavilion are just different, no matter how they falsify, they just can't make exactly the same things, not to mention Lin Shuang's owner, even a random guy in their family can easily tell the real from the fake.
He even ruined the girl's face this time, which is really pissing off!
"If you can't research it, then go directly to Shuangxue Pavilion to steal it! I don't believe it, I can't get a secret recipe yet!"
Han Ling slapped the table violently, since the seduction is not successful, let's force it.
After the big deal succeeded, he left the capital immediately, and he couldn't believe it. These people really have the ability to find him.
Of course, these are helpless methods. If it can be outsmarted, it is better not to use such extreme methods.
Zhao Hongyan is well-known for making such a scene on the street, not only because he suddenly transformed into a monk as a prince, but more importantly, his infatuation with Miss Lin has touched countless young girls.
The dream lovers of the women in Beijing immediately changed from the bully Xia Zheng who doted on his wife like a devil to the sixth prince Zhao Hongyan who doted on his wife in every way. Some women even said that if Lin Shuang didn't like Zhao Hongyan, they would let him go quickly. , so that other women can take over.
Of course, Lin Shuang aggressively rejected all these words.
What a joke, I, Lin Shuang's man, is something that all of you enchanting sluts can imagine?I don't even use a mirror to see my own appearance, it's as shameless as the thickness of a city wall!
Back home, Lin Jiaxin and Liu Shi obviously didn't know what happened on the street, and they couldn't help beaming with joy when they saw their little daughter.
"Shuang'er, why did you come back alone? What about Mr. Han?"
"Yes, why did you come back so early today? Didn't Mr. Han go out with you? Why didn't he see you back?"
After Zhao Hongyan promised Lin Shuang that he would help her find the counterfeit dealer, she went back early to prepare, so Lin Shuang was the only one who came back this time.
She waved her hand indifferently: "Oh, he, his face was injured, he went back."
Face, hurt?
Lin Jiaxin and Liu Shi looked at each other in dismay. What's the matter with a big man with his face injured?If you're not a woman, how can you place so much value on your appearance?
"Father and mother, I'm going back to my room first. I got up too early today, and I'm a little sleepy."
Before Lin Jiaxin and Liu could ask again, Lin Shuang yawned and went back to the room first, leaving only the old couple anxious and angry.
"Look, look, they are all good girls raised by you! They are so old and they don't follow the rules at all. Finally, there is a man who doesn't dislike her and wants to marry her. She just let her go It's over! I'm really mad!"
Mrs. Liu was so angry and impatient, she sat down in the chair and sulked.
Lin Jiaxin was also anxious, but her daughter didn't like to abide by the red tape in the capital, and it was beyond her control!
Besides, it's not her mother and her three sisters who spoil her daughter like this!
Oh, by the way, there is also Xia Yuan and Princess Anle, godfather and mother!
Although he felt uncomfortable, Lin Jiaxin, who has always doted on his wife, silently blamed himself: "Yes, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, I failed to teach my daughter well, don't worry, I will teach you a lesson later Teach her a lesson and see if she dares to scare other men away again!"
Mrs. Liu gave him an angry look, and snorted: "You, it's okay to just use your words. If talking really worked, Shuang'er would have been married long ago!"
Lin Jiaxin nodded immediately and said yes repeatedly.
Sighing, Mrs. Liu sighed with emotion: "However, Mr. Han doesn't look so good. I just want to marry my daughter off in a hurry! Hey, speaking of it, Hong Yan is better, although he doesn't love him. Talking, but to Shuang'er, it's definitely a good one, but it's a pity, the mouth is too stupid, Shuang'er doesn't like him."
When it comes to Zhao Hongyan, Lin Jiaxin is also very regretful: "Isn't it? That child grew up with Shuang'er, and I thought they were two... Well, I blame Shuang'er when I say it. How can I choose a man to see if he will say it? After all, you have to pick someone who loves you!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Jiaxin recalled the days in Linjiaao again: "This is in the capital, if this is in Linjiaao, who knows if you can talk, as long as you are strong enough to work in the fields, you can work hard to earn money." Money, that's a good man!"
With a puff, Liu couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment: "You, you, you've been talking about Lin Jia'ao lately. I see, you want to go home, right?"
It's not that he wants to go home. Although he has lived in the capital for more than ten years, and he would go back to Linjia'ao every year to visit, but he always feels that Linjia'ao is his home.
Especially now that I am old, I think about it day and night and want to go home even more.
Mrs. Liu doesn't have that much affection for Linjia'ao. First, it's only her in-law's house, and there are no good memories. Second, her parents and brothers are all living in the capital now. It doesn't matter if she can't go back. different.
However, since the husband wants to go back, she, the wife, is still willing to go back and live with him for a while.
Now there is no one in the old family. Yang died of illness five years ago, Lin Jiazhong and Ma's couple are also old, and the twins left by Lin Jiaxiao are not young anymore. I heard they are quite promising. !
Although she didn't have a good impression of Lin Jiaxiao and his wife, she still liked the pair of twin sons they left behind, and she would bring them a lot of good things every year when she went back.
"When Yongyan passes the examination, we will go back to Linjia'ao to live for a while. I miss Sister-in-law Wang and the others a little too!"
Hearing his daughter-in-law's thoughtful words, Lin Jiaxin was grateful and happy at the same time, but he couldn't help laughing wryly when he thought of the unmarried old man in his family who was in trouble.
"It's not difficult for Yongyan to be ranked first, what is difficult is for Shuang'er to marry someone!"
It seems that I want to go back to Linjia'ao to live for a while, and I have to wait!
After saying goodbye to her parents, Lin Shuang didn't go back to her room to sleep, because she was picked up by her three sisters just as she lay down.
Lin Yuan is now the mother of three children, but the years have taken good care of her. Even after raising three children, her skin is still fragile, and her luster is still bright and charming.
If it wasn't for her combing a woman's hair bun at this time, some people would believe that she is a young girl who has not left the cabinet.
Of course, Shuangxuege's rouge and skin care products must have played a role here.
"You stinky girl, okay!"
As soon as she saw Lin Shuang, Lin Yuan stretched out her finger and poked her on the forehead, and scolded with a smile: "The sixth prince has been secretly in love with you for more than ten years, and this time you finally forced him to let go of his proposal. Little girl, she should be the most thoughtful among us."
Lin Shuang pouted and rubbed her red forehead: "Sister, what are you talking about? How did I force him? He obviously wanted to do this himself. Besides, who knew that he would actually pretend to be Tang Seng appeared on the street!"
Lin Wei, who had been smiling all the time, couldn't help but said, "Yes, it's not because someone said that he likes men who ride white horses. If you say you like men who ride donkeys, they might not ride horses. It's the donkey!"
"Second sister!"
Lin Shuang's face turned red.
Xiaohe also laughed: "It's not easy to find a donkey in the capital. I think my brother-in-law can only ride a white horse!"
Look, look, even the brother-in-law has been called, it seems that these sisters have been bribed by that silly boy a long time ago!
Lin Yuan curled her lips into a smile, and suddenly said with a meaningful smile: "In the past, donkeys in the capital were really hard to find, but from today onwards, there should be a ready-made donkey."
Ready made?
Lin Wei and Xiao He looked at each other in blank dismay, but soon realized that the donkey that the eldest sister was talking about should be the pig's head that the common people were rumored to be.
However, Han Ling is not completely without gains, at least the number of customers in Lingshuang Pavilion has doubled compared to usual.
It's just that everyone is not here to buy rouge, but to see the true face of the legendary "Pig Boy".
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Introduction: The queen of the strong army crossed over and became a village girl, farming, building houses, and flocking with chickens and ducks. Occasionally, a top-notch relative would come to find fault, and beat you to the bum.The fruits and vegetables are all fresh, the food and wine are enviable, and there is a "foodie" beauty behind him, who has a great background.
Funny Bi Theater:
"Little girl, please cooperate!"
Hearing the reason, he cooperated, and he was the one who benefited anyway.
"Little girl, I want to kiss you!"
Take a sip, anyway, this young man is beautiful, and he is not at a disadvantage.
"Lady, your name is very important, please correct your name, ask for sex..."
"Get out, I haven't had enough of a girl yet, I'm about to be a mother, and fuck me!"
"How about going through the back door?"
"...Get out without stopping!" This evil husband, can he return the goods? It's too shameless!
(End of this chapter)
It was none other than the Sixth Prince Zhao Hongyan who stopped the carriage.
It's just that at this time, he couldn't tell that he was a noble and high-ranking prince, but a nondescript and somewhat surprising little monk!
A man sat upright on a tall white horse. This man was dressed in a yellow cassock and wore a small monk hat on his head. A few strands of hair were faintly exposed behind the hat.
If it weren't for these hairs, I'm afraid everyone would really think that this man is a real monk.
Not only that, but he was holding a bowl in one hand, and a wooden stick in the other hand, and there was a crooked thing hanging on the head of the wooden stick, which could not be seen.
However, Lin Shuang saw it.
Zhao Hongyan's attire is the image of Tang Monk in "Journey to the West", which he was most fond of when he was a child.
It was indeed Tang Seng, because Zhao Hongyan was followed by three apprentices. The eldest apprentice, Monkey King, was scratching back and forth with monkey hair all over his body.Lin Shuang recognized that it was Xiao Luozi next to Zhao Hongyan.
The second apprentice, Zhu Bajie, was thin and sad, with his eyes closed, as if he disliked his image very much.
Lin Shuang recognized the old pig as Chang Gonggong, who was already old and fat.It's hard for him to say that, at such a great age, he still has to worry about getting a wife for his little master.
After that came the third apprentice, Drifting Monk, a new face that Lin Shuang didn't recognize, but he could guess after thinking about it, it should be that Zhao Hongyan randomly picked someone from his mansion to make up the number.
"You, what are you doing? You are dressed so strangely, are you going to block the road and rob?"
Lin Shuang's thoughts were interrupted by Han Ling's voice, and she couldn't help frowning.
Before Zhao Hongyan could speak, Eunuch Chang, who had been squinting his eyes to play Zhu Bajie, suddenly opened his eyes and laughed loudly: "Haha, pig head! Master, this is the real pig head! I knew there was someone who looked like Zhu Bajie. , you shouldn’t be looking for slaves anymore!”
puff!
The onlookers on the side of the road laughed even more happily, and even Du Ruo and Lianqiao couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing.
Han Ling was hit on the head inexplicably, and now he is not only ridiculed by the surrounding people, but also endured the ridicule of the culprit. He is really angry to death!
"Damn! What are you arrogant guys! If you hadn't blocked the road and robbed me, I wouldn't have been knocked into this state! In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and you actually block the road to rob. You have eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard Bar!"
Lin Shuang couldn't help but rolled her eyes, blocking the way and robbing?Which prince have you ever seen block the road and rob?How funny!
But it's no wonder that Han Ling doesn't know Zhao Hongyan, it's because this man doesn't like to appear in front of strangers very much, even if he appears, he will try his best to reduce his sense of existence, and he won't even say a few words.
Just when Lin Shuang was dismissive and wanted to expose Zhao Hongyan's identity, she didn't expect that Zhao Hongyan, who had been taciturn all this time, would suddenly speak up, and when she opened her mouth, she would be stunned for a long time.
"That's right, I'm blocking the way to rob today. But don't worry, I'm not interested in your money."
Not interested in his silver?Then he...
Han Ling turned pale with shock, and couldn't help but grabbed the skirt of his clothes: "You, what do you want to do? I warn you, my lord, I like women!"
puff!
puff!
I don't know who in the crowd suddenly laughed out loud. Everyone looked at Han Ling who was about to defend himself to the death, and the accusations and ridicule became louder.
"Haha, did he blow his brains out? How could he think such dirty things? Even if it's true, there's a beautiful girl standing beside him, so he won't fall in love with him!"
"That's right, this man must be a fool, tsk tsk, he's ugly, and his brain doesn't work! It's so pitiful!"
"What a pity, what a pity, look at the clothes on his body and the carriage he is sitting in, he looks like a rich man. In my opinion, he must have earned too much money, and now God is punishing him!"
"That's it!"
There were echoes one after another, and Han Ling's pig-headed face was red and white, not to mention brilliant.
Neither Du Ruo nor Lian Qiao looked down on this Han Ling, and Lin Shuang's affection for him has also plummeted now, but no matter how unfavorable they are, the two are still going together, and they will still look for counterfeit dealers together in the future, so it's not easy to make it so ugly.
"Mr. Han, this is Mr. Zhao. He is my friend. He, he is just joking with you."
joke?Where is such a joke?Didn't you see that my face was already swollen like this?You just exposed the three words of joking, so where can I save my face?
Even though he was unhappy in every possible way, Han Ling opened his mouth and smiled: "Oh, so it's Mr. Zhao? I have admired you for a long time. As long as you are Shuang'er's friend, you are my Han Ling's friend. Disrespect and disrespect."
Shuang'er?
Zhao Hongyan frowned slightly, the name Shuang'er can be called by him as a pig?
Lin Shuang was also a little displeased. Her relationship with Han Ling wasn't close enough to call each other by nicknames, okay?
"Mr. Han..."
"Oh, by the way, I haven't finished my words just now, don't Mr. Han want to hear what I'm doing for blocking the road and robbing today?"
Before Lin Shuang could open his mouth, Zhao Hongyan had already looked at Han Ling coldly. Zhao Hongyan looked so lofty and majestic, which made Lin Shuang stunned for a while, and made people have to follow his words. .
Han Ling might really have been knocked out of his head, and couldn't help asking in a daze, "I want it, what are you doing?"
But as soon as he asked, he regretted it, and couldn't help but clenched his fist secretly. Do you just ask if people ask you?What a bitch!
The corners of Zhao Hongyan's lips twitched, and he couldn't help smiling, which immediately attracted red eyes from the girls in the crowd.
"I want her to block the way and rob today!"
The slender fingers pointed at the air, just aimed at Lin Shuang who was also a little dazed.If there was a mirror in front of him at this time, Lin Shuang would definitely beat himself in the mirror into a pig's head, and be so stupid, how could he be the same as Zhao Hongyan when he was a child?
But, he is obviously the idiot I hate the most, why is it that after listening to his words, I feel extraordinarily happy in my heart, as if eating honey?
This is so strange, so strange!
Lin Shuang swallowed, and couldn't help stroking her forehead with her hand, no, no, it must have been accidentally bumped into her head when the carriage stopped suddenly just now, it must be, it must be!
However, Zhao Hongyan obviously didn't give her a chance to deceive herself, because he had already jumped off the horse very neatly and handsomely.
Of course, if one ignores the cassock he accidentally stepped on and the bowl that almost fell to the ground.
"Shuang'er, I'm here to rob you today, come with me, okay?"
Looking at Zhao Hongyan in front of him in the affectionate image of Tang Monk, Lin Shuang was both moved and annoyed, but even more amused.
With a snap, Lin Shuang slapped the hat on his head flat, and said angrily and amusedly: "In Journey to the West, there are monsters scrambling to rob Tang Seng, but you are lucky, you actually started robbing houses by yourself." What a trick! Are you going to make my eldest sister mad?"
Although "Journey to the West" is already a myth more than ten years ago, in the hearts of many people, the "Journey to the West" that suddenly turned out to be still a classic.
Many people present knew the plot, of course, only Han Ling who moved to the capital from other places did not know.
Hearing Lin Shuang's words, everyone immediately burst into laughter, but unlike laughing at Han Ling, this time the laughter was full of kindness.
Zhao Hongyan is also familiar with "Journey to the West", and at first he thought it was not good to look like this, but Xia Zheng didn't mean...
"I, don't I look good? Brother Zheng said that you like men riding white horses the most. I remember that when you were young, Journey to the West was your favorite, so..."
So he put on cassock and pretended to be a Tang monk?
Lin Shuang couldn't help but support her forehead. No wonder the eldest sister said that the person riding the white horse may not necessarily be a prince, but also Tang Seng. Isn't there one clearly in front of me?
"Hurry up and take off this clothes for me. What are these things? Even if I like riding white horses, I can't possibly like a monk!"
While talking, Lin Shuang started to pull the cassock off Zhao Hongyan's body.
"The old slave has already said that Miss Lin is not the kind of superficial girl who only looks at people outside. How can she like this kind of little boy?"
Eunuch Chang wished he could quickly take off the pigskin from his body. Seeing that Lin Shuang was already doing it, he hurriedly asked Xiao Luozi to help him take off the pigskin.
In fact, Zhao Hongyan didn't like being served by this Tang monk, but for the sake of his beloved woman, let alone pretending to be a Tang monk, he would be happy to let him wear Chang Gonggong's pigskin.
only……
"Shuang'er, I can't take off this monk's clothes anymore, I, I don't have any clothes on inside."
Zhao Hongyan pressed Lin Shuang's little hand that was about to continue stripping his clothes, and hummed like a mosquito.
Lin Shuang's little face immediately turned red, and she turned her head away after taking a bite.
Seeing her like this, Zhao Hongyan thought she was angry, and immediately went up to her, hurriedly said: "Shuang'er, Shuang'er, if you really want to take it off, you can take it off, I won't stop you!"
Because he was too anxious, he forgot to lower his voice when he said this, so that all the surrounding people could hear him.
Everyone laughed as if you understand, I understand, everyone understands.
"asshole!"
Lin Shuang's face turned redder, and she turned away from Zhao Hongyan and ran away.
What a shame, what a shame!
Zhao Hongyan took a look, and hurried to catch up. Du Ruo and Lianqiao looked at each other, smiled, followed slowly, and no one came forward to disturb them.
"Hey? Shuang'er? Shuang'er? Where are you going? Didn't it be agreed that we are going..."
Han Ling who was left on the sidelines was a little confused, seeing Lin Shuang running away without looking back, he hurriedly chased after him.
However, before he could take a step, he was blocked by a guy covered in monkey hair.
It was the monkey following in front of that young master just now!
"Young master pig, my grandfather has something to discuss with Miss Lin, so please stop following me."
Han Ling was immediately angry. His young master had something to discuss with Lin Shuang, why couldn't he follow?He was the one who asked Lin Shuang out in the first place!
Wait, what is Mr. Zhu?His surname is not Zhu, his surname is Han!
"What is your son and Miss Lin going to talk about, but you won't be followed? Could it be that he really wants to abduct Miss Lin?"
Han Ling showed disdain, and stretched out his hand to push Xiao Luozi who was blocking in front of him, but he didn't expect to push.
Oops, this kid looks thin and small, but I didn't expect him to be a Lianjiazi!
But what about Lian Jiazi?He, Han Ling, has been in the mall since he was a child, and his skills are not bad.
With all his strength, Han Ling stretched out his hand again, but even though he used [-]% of his strength, he still didn't push the skinny guy in front of him away!
Whoops whoops!
Han Ling couldn't help but took a few breaths, planning to avoid Xiao Luozi in front of him.
However, no matter how he went, he couldn't get around it.
"You stinky monkey! What the hell are you trying to do!"
Han Ling's temper was not good, he had restrained himself in front of Lin Shuang before, but now that Lin Shuang and Zhao Hongyan had long since disappeared, and being made things difficult by this slave in front of him, he finally showed his true colors.
"Tsk tsk!"
Tsk-tsk twice, Eunuch Chang, who had already taken off the pigskin, came over shaking his head, and looked at Han Ling's pig's head with the tearful eyes of a fellow villager.
"I said Mr. Pig, it's your fault. My grandfather and Ms. Lin do have something to talk about, but it's not the kidnapping you said. Besides, with Miss Lin's temper, who can abduct her ?”
If he could abduct him, he would have abducted him a long time ago, so why wait so many years?
"I said that my surname is not Zhu, but Han! Han!"
Han Ling is about to collapse, why do they all call themselves Mr. Zhu?
Eunuch Chang let out a long sigh, and said with some embarrassment: "I know!"
"Then you still call me Young Master Zhu?"
"Because of your pig's head!"
Han Ling clutched his chest tightly. If he could, he really wanted to kick the old man in front of him away.
But he didn't dare, because the stinky old man was followed by a stinky monkey who was even better at kung fu than him!
"Forget it, I'm going to find Miss Lin, and I have something to talk to her about."
"No, Mr. Pig, what my son and Miss Lin talk about is different from what you talk about."
Han Ling was stopped by Eunuch Chang again, and immediately glared angrily: "What's the difference? What is your son, do you want to be superior to others? I just want to go over to see if he wants my Shuang'er Give……"
Snapped!
The guy who was called a stinky monkey by Han Ling slapped him on the left side of his face while he was not paying attention.
His only intact left cheek!
The already fair skin immediately became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, and there were five red palm marks on it, which were particularly eye-catching.
"You, you! You hit me!"
Han Ling looked at him in disbelief, not only because he hit him, but also because he didn't realize when this man did it.
His kung fu is so high!
Xiao Luozi didn't wake up to being questioned at all, and nodded, still with that expressionless face, he didn't even lift his eyelids.
The contempt in this, even if it is not stated explicitly, everyone can feel it.
On the other hand, Eunuch Chang squeezed his throat and hummed: "Yeah, I hit you, what's the matter? You deserve to be beaten if you said something you shouldn't have said! Hmph, it's still light to hit you, and you dare to say my family Master said no, be careful with your pig's head!"
what!
Han Ling laughed angrily: "Who is your father? Could it be that I will be killed by him if I say a word? Don't you look at where this place is, at the foot of the emperor, where is the root of the imperial city? Your father Do you kill people if you say they kill people? It's too lawless!"
"Wang Fa?"
Eunuch Chang rolled his eyes: "It's because of the king's law that I want to rule you. How dare you say who my family is! Do you know what my family's identity is?"
What identity, is it possible that he can still be the high-ranking one in the imperial city?Or a relative of the emperor?
How is it possible, even the relatives of the royal family can't stroll back and forth on the street, and they even wear cassocks and pretend to be monks. It's so ridiculous to spread the word!
However, there are always so many impermanent things in the world, and today Han Ling, the unlucky one, happened to meet them all.
Eunuch Chang twisted his body, pulled out the dust whisk that was specially placed in his belt before going out from behind, and shook it: "My master is from the palace, the younger brother that the Holy Majesty likes the most today, the sixth prince Zhao Hongyan."
"Haha, isn't it just a king..."
Han Ling's laughter was stuck in his throat, and finally he couldn't laugh anymore, and the two halves of his swollen, unusually tall face twitched violently.
Prince?Prince? !
Really the prince?
Eunuch Chang continued to shake the whisk. Because of getting older, his voice was not as high-pitched as it was when he was young, but as long as he was happy, he could vaguely hear the eunuch's high-pitched voice.
"I'm talking about Xiao Luozi, how do you think the conversation between Master and Ms. Lin is going? It's been a long time since they came back? Why don't you just talk about it and go to bed..."
Xiao Luozi still had the look of ignoring everything: "Wouldn't it be better to talk about the bed? Princess Pingxi said that falling in love, falling in love, and falling in love for the purpose of going to the kang are all hooligans!"
Han Ling, who was left alone and frightened, finally understood what they meant by talking about things. Dare Zhao Hongyan and Lin Shuang were not talking about things, but in love!
But after Zhao Hongyan chased Lin Shuang away, he finally caught up with this little girl.
"Zhao Hongyan, you can do it, tell me that I will undress you in front of so many people, you are going to ruin my reputation!"
Lin Shuang was really going to die of anger, she was taking off his clothes just now, she just couldn't bear the ugly clothes on him.
It's all right now, so many people watching her will definitely think that Lin Shuang is a slut who takes off her clothes in the street.
If Zhao Hongyan didn't understand why Lin Shuang was angry at first, then now he finally knows how big a mistake he made.
The most important thing for a girl is her reputation. In this era when fame is more important than life, women have too much involuntary control.
He grabbed Lin Shuang who was about to run away, clamped her shoulders with an unprecedented domineering air, looked at her very seriously, and said word by word: "Shuang'er, even if you are Don't be afraid of bad reputation, I will marry you!"
Lin Shuang had heard the words "I marry you" countless times in dreams, but every time she could only vaguely hear the voice, but could not see the speaker at all.
Today, she finally saw the real person.
It's just that this man is not the perfect man in her heart!
The perfect man in her heart should have a beautiful face and an interesting temperament, but this Zhao Hongyan is really boring.
Even asking for marriage is just a simple three words, I will marry you, it's too boring!
However, he was obviously not the perfect man in his heart, but when he heard these three words from Zhao Hongyan, Lin Shuang's heart was as sweet as eating honey, and the smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed no matter how hard he tried.
Could it be that he was waiting for him?
"Shuang'er? You, what are you laughing at?"
Zhao Hongyan's sudden stupid words defeated Lin Shuang immediately.
"You just said you wanted to marry me, and I laughed. Why did you say I was laughing? Why did you say I was laughing!"
If it is possible, Lin Shuang really wants to lift the shell of Zhao Hongyan's head to see if it is full of paste!
Zhao Hongyan blinked, and finally widened his eyes in disbelief: "You, you mean, you mean you agreed? You agreed to marry me?"
Being shaken vigorously by Zhao Hongyan, Lin Shuang was a little unsteady, so she hurriedly broke away his hand that was holding her, and said angrily: "I didn't agree, I have to think about it again."
"Okay, you can think about it, think about it! I'm waiting for you!"
I have been waiting for ten years, and I don't care about such a few days.
However, when thinking of the pig's head that appeared next to Lin Shuang, Zhao Hongyan felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy: "That Mr. Han..."
If Zhao Hongyan hadn't mentioned Han Linglai, Lin Shuang would have almost forgotten him.
"He, he is investigating a colleague who sells fake goods together. Oh, by the way, what did you do just now, how did you startle the carriage like that?"
Zhao Hongyan looked puzzled: "Me? I didn't. It's not my fault that his coachman didn't have good eyesight and didn't notice that the big rock on the road turned over by himself!"
As for how the stone appeared there, Zhao Hongyan spoke uprightly and firmly stated that he definitely did not do it himself.
The stone was obviously moved by Xiao Luozi, how could it be him?Absolutely not him!
"Didn't you say that you want to investigate the counterfeit dealer with Mr. Han? Don't investigate with him in the future. I will help you."
Zhao Hongyan patted his chest, suddenly becoming a boyfriend.
Lin Shuang couldn't help laughing: "You? You don't like to talk when you meet strangers. How can you investigate for me? Could it be possible to ask your grandson Zhu Bajie to investigate? I don't think Chang Gonggong has gone through Jiujiu81 It's hard to bear."
This was making fun of him with their looks just now. Zhao Hongyan smiled and scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Aren't you the one who likes to ride white horses? After thinking about it, the only one who can ride a white horse is Tang Seng."
cut!
Lin Shuang patted his arm angrily: "I said that if you like riding a white horse, you can pretend to be a Tang monk, so if I say that you like eating meat, wouldn't you want to wear pigskin and roll in mud soup?"
Speaking of rolling in the mud soup, Lin Shuang hadn't seen a pig for a long time. He had stayed in the capital for so long that he even forgot the simple life in Lin Jia'ao.
Zhao Hongyan had never seen a pig rolling in the mud soup. He nodded firmly and then asked in confusion: "Why do pigs roll in the mud soup? Don't they think they are dirty? If they have rolled in the mud soup, then Is the meat still edible?"
Lin Shuang couldn't help holding her forehead, got it!I dug a hole for myself, and I almost got in and couldn't get out.
Han Ling, who was shameful on the street, staggered back to Lingshuang Pavilion with a pig's head on his face. If it weren't for the clothes he was wearing when he went out, the boys in the store would have kicked him out.
The shopkeeper immediately ran over after hearing the news, and when he saw Han Ling, he screamed angrily.
"Who the hell did this! How dare you bully my boss! Do you think that Lingshuang Pavilion is easy to bully? Little ones, fuck you! Fuck him!"
Many of the guys in Lingshuang Pavilion came to the capital with Han Ling from other places, and they can be regarded as confidantes who have been under Han Ling's hands for many years. When they heard the shopkeeper's words, they were immediately filled with righteous indignation. He picked up the fruit knife on the table.
For a while, Lingshuang Pavilion was fully armed, how could this be a rouge shop?It's like a gathering place for punks!
"Boss, who the hell dare you to break ground on Tai Sui's head? The one we beat up won't even recognize his own father!"
"And let his own father not recognize him? Just kill his own father! Let their family live in peace!"
A few young fellows who are full of blood, you speak to each other, and the cruel words are more powerful than the other.
Han Ling leaned crookedly in the large grand teacher's chair, and sneered: "Okay, you go, that guy's father is buried in the imperial tomb, you must pull him out and give him a good whipping. And that guy's third brother is sitting on the highest seat in the palace, in my opinion, you guys should be able to drag him off his seat."
The boys who said harsh words all looked at each other, why did the boss say something so weird, the imperial mausoleum, the highest place in the palace, could it be...
A few quick-witted guys immediately turned pale with fright, and the sticks in their hands fell to the ground with a bang.
Immediately, he looked at them contemptuously, but after hearing the whispers from others, he also fell to the ground with a bang, his legs trembled, and he almost peed out.
The shopkeeper swallowed hard, and stammered and asked: "Dong, Dong, you, you must not have offended the palace people, right?"
And this person in the palace is not an ordinary person, his father is buried in the imperial mausoleum, and his elder brother is the emperor, so this person must at least be a prince!
My lord, that is a master who is too high to offend easily!With a flick of a finger, they can easily destroy Lingshuang Pavilion!
Seeing Han Ling's silence was the default, the shopkeeper really wanted to slap himself twice.Master, master, you can't offend anyone, why did you bump into the prince's feet?This is to push Lingshuang Pavilion into the fire pit!
"Boss, let's, why don't we steal the formula of Shuangxue Pavilion as soon as possible, and then stay away from the right and wrong place in the capital? There are noble people everywhere in the capital, and maybe one day we will meet a prince or princess when we go out." ! It's too dangerous!"
Leaving the capital?
Han Ling also wants to leave, but the formula for Shuangxue Pavilion has not been obtained yet. Shuangxue Pavilion is such a hot business, even if he gets the formula, it is possible to sell it away from Dayong and go to other countries!
With such a huge profit in front of him, Han Ling didn't want to give up so easily.
"The secret recipe of Shuangxue Pavilion must be obtained as soon as possible, haven't you analyzed the formula of Shuangxue Pavilion rouge?"
Speaking of this, the shopkeeper was a little ashamed, the rouge in Shuangxue Pavilion had a very simple name, and he even called out which ancient recipe he used.
But even so, there is still a big difference between the rouge they made and the real product of Shuangxue Pavilion.
"Boss, we have developed quite a few recipes according to what they said, but we always feel that something is missing. As for what this thing is, everyone really can't figure it out!"
snort!
Han Ling snorted coldly: "If you can guess it, she is not the apprentice of the genius doctor Zhen Xiuming!"
These words are a bit like raising others' aura to destroy their prestige, but I have to admit that what Han Ling said is indeed good. If the rouge of Shuangxue Pavilion can be matched so easily, I am afraid that Shuangxue Pavilion will not exist for more than ten years. And stand still.
I think they have successfully developed a lot of rouge shop formulas before, even if they are not 100% exactly the same, but if they are fake, they are almost inseparable.
Even the shop owners and shopkeepers of the rouge shop may not be able to tell the authenticity of this item.
However, the things in Shuangxue Pavilion are just different, no matter how they falsify, they just can't make exactly the same things, not to mention Lin Shuang's owner, even a random guy in their family can easily tell the real from the fake.
He even ruined the girl's face this time, which is really pissing off!
"If you can't research it, then go directly to Shuangxue Pavilion to steal it! I don't believe it, I can't get a secret recipe yet!"
Han Ling slapped the table violently, since the seduction is not successful, let's force it.
After the big deal succeeded, he left the capital immediately, and he couldn't believe it. These people really have the ability to find him.
Of course, these are helpless methods. If it can be outsmarted, it is better not to use such extreme methods.
Zhao Hongyan is well-known for making such a scene on the street, not only because he suddenly transformed into a monk as a prince, but more importantly, his infatuation with Miss Lin has touched countless young girls.
The dream lovers of the women in Beijing immediately changed from the bully Xia Zheng who doted on his wife like a devil to the sixth prince Zhao Hongyan who doted on his wife in every way. Some women even said that if Lin Shuang didn't like Zhao Hongyan, they would let him go quickly. , so that other women can take over.
Of course, Lin Shuang aggressively rejected all these words.
What a joke, I, Lin Shuang's man, is something that all of you enchanting sluts can imagine?I don't even use a mirror to see my own appearance, it's as shameless as the thickness of a city wall!
Back home, Lin Jiaxin and Liu Shi obviously didn't know what happened on the street, and they couldn't help beaming with joy when they saw their little daughter.
"Shuang'er, why did you come back alone? What about Mr. Han?"
"Yes, why did you come back so early today? Didn't Mr. Han go out with you? Why didn't he see you back?"
After Zhao Hongyan promised Lin Shuang that he would help her find the counterfeit dealer, she went back early to prepare, so Lin Shuang was the only one who came back this time.
She waved her hand indifferently: "Oh, he, his face was injured, he went back."
Face, hurt?
Lin Jiaxin and Liu Shi looked at each other in dismay. What's the matter with a big man with his face injured?If you're not a woman, how can you place so much value on your appearance?
"Father and mother, I'm going back to my room first. I got up too early today, and I'm a little sleepy."
Before Lin Jiaxin and Liu could ask again, Lin Shuang yawned and went back to the room first, leaving only the old couple anxious and angry.
"Look, look, they are all good girls raised by you! They are so old and they don't follow the rules at all. Finally, there is a man who doesn't dislike her and wants to marry her. She just let her go It's over! I'm really mad!"
Mrs. Liu was so angry and impatient, she sat down in the chair and sulked.
Lin Jiaxin was also anxious, but her daughter didn't like to abide by the red tape in the capital, and it was beyond her control!
Besides, it's not her mother and her three sisters who spoil her daughter like this!
Oh, by the way, there is also Xia Yuan and Princess Anle, godfather and mother!
Although he felt uncomfortable, Lin Jiaxin, who has always doted on his wife, silently blamed himself: "Yes, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, I failed to teach my daughter well, don't worry, I will teach you a lesson later Teach her a lesson and see if she dares to scare other men away again!"
Mrs. Liu gave him an angry look, and snorted: "You, it's okay to just use your words. If talking really worked, Shuang'er would have been married long ago!"
Lin Jiaxin nodded immediately and said yes repeatedly.
Sighing, Mrs. Liu sighed with emotion: "However, Mr. Han doesn't look so good. I just want to marry my daughter off in a hurry! Hey, speaking of it, Hong Yan is better, although he doesn't love him. Talking, but to Shuang'er, it's definitely a good one, but it's a pity, the mouth is too stupid, Shuang'er doesn't like him."
When it comes to Zhao Hongyan, Lin Jiaxin is also very regretful: "Isn't it? That child grew up with Shuang'er, and I thought they were two... Well, I blame Shuang'er when I say it. How can I choose a man to see if he will say it? After all, you have to pick someone who loves you!"
After finishing speaking, Lin Jiaxin recalled the days in Linjiaao again: "This is in the capital, if this is in Linjiaao, who knows if you can talk, as long as you are strong enough to work in the fields, you can work hard to earn money." Money, that's a good man!"
With a puff, Liu couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment: "You, you, you've been talking about Lin Jia'ao lately. I see, you want to go home, right?"
It's not that he wants to go home. Although he has lived in the capital for more than ten years, and he would go back to Linjia'ao every year to visit, but he always feels that Linjia'ao is his home.
Especially now that I am old, I think about it day and night and want to go home even more.
Mrs. Liu doesn't have that much affection for Linjia'ao. First, it's only her in-law's house, and there are no good memories. Second, her parents and brothers are all living in the capital now. It doesn't matter if she can't go back. different.
However, since the husband wants to go back, she, the wife, is still willing to go back and live with him for a while.
Now there is no one in the old family. Yang died of illness five years ago, Lin Jiazhong and Ma's couple are also old, and the twins left by Lin Jiaxiao are not young anymore. I heard they are quite promising. !
Although she didn't have a good impression of Lin Jiaxiao and his wife, she still liked the pair of twin sons they left behind, and she would bring them a lot of good things every year when she went back.
"When Yongyan passes the examination, we will go back to Linjia'ao to live for a while. I miss Sister-in-law Wang and the others a little too!"
Hearing his daughter-in-law's thoughtful words, Lin Jiaxin was grateful and happy at the same time, but he couldn't help laughing wryly when he thought of the unmarried old man in his family who was in trouble.
"It's not difficult for Yongyan to be ranked first, what is difficult is for Shuang'er to marry someone!"
It seems that I want to go back to Linjia'ao to live for a while, and I have to wait!
After saying goodbye to her parents, Lin Shuang didn't go back to her room to sleep, because she was picked up by her three sisters just as she lay down.
Lin Yuan is now the mother of three children, but the years have taken good care of her. Even after raising three children, her skin is still fragile, and her luster is still bright and charming.
If it wasn't for her combing a woman's hair bun at this time, some people would believe that she is a young girl who has not left the cabinet.
Of course, Shuangxuege's rouge and skin care products must have played a role here.
"You stinky girl, okay!"
As soon as she saw Lin Shuang, Lin Yuan stretched out her finger and poked her on the forehead, and scolded with a smile: "The sixth prince has been secretly in love with you for more than ten years, and this time you finally forced him to let go of his proposal. Little girl, she should be the most thoughtful among us."
Lin Shuang pouted and rubbed her red forehead: "Sister, what are you talking about? How did I force him? He obviously wanted to do this himself. Besides, who knew that he would actually pretend to be Tang Seng appeared on the street!"
Lin Wei, who had been smiling all the time, couldn't help but said, "Yes, it's not because someone said that he likes men who ride white horses. If you say you like men who ride donkeys, they might not ride horses. It's the donkey!"
"Second sister!"
Lin Shuang's face turned red.
Xiaohe also laughed: "It's not easy to find a donkey in the capital. I think my brother-in-law can only ride a white horse!"
Look, look, even the brother-in-law has been called, it seems that these sisters have been bribed by that silly boy a long time ago!
Lin Yuan curled her lips into a smile, and suddenly said with a meaningful smile: "In the past, donkeys in the capital were really hard to find, but from today onwards, there should be a ready-made donkey."
Ready made?
Lin Wei and Xiao He looked at each other in blank dismay, but soon realized that the donkey that the eldest sister was talking about should be the pig's head that the common people were rumored to be.
However, Han Ling is not completely without gains, at least the number of customers in Lingshuang Pavilion has doubled compared to usual.
It's just that everyone is not here to buy rouge, but to see the true face of the legendary "Pig Boy".
Recommend Si Yuzhong Tian's "Pastoral Beauty: Meifu Mountain Spring is a Little Sweet" PK support and rewards
Introduction: The queen of the strong army crossed over and became a village girl, farming, building houses, and flocking with chickens and ducks. Occasionally, a top-notch relative would come to find fault, and beat you to the bum.The fruits and vegetables are all fresh, the food and wine are enviable, and there is a "foodie" beauty behind him, who has a great background.
Funny Bi Theater:
"Little girl, please cooperate!"
Hearing the reason, he cooperated, and he was the one who benefited anyway.
"Little girl, I want to kiss you!"
Take a sip, anyway, this young man is beautiful, and he is not at a disadvantage.
"Lady, your name is very important, please correct your name, ask for sex..."
"Get out, I haven't had enough of a girl yet, I'm about to be a mother, and fuck me!"
"How about going through the back door?"
"...Get out without stopping!" This evil husband, can he return the goods? It's too shameless!
(End of this chapter)
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