Nongmen fierce girl head chef
Chapter 1282 Lin Shuang
Chapter 1282 Lin Shuang Chapter 07 update text please accept
Han Ling turned into a pig's head, and the swelling would not go away in ten days or half a month.
But even though it is inconvenient for him to go out, he is still very persistent in delivering all kinds of food to Lin Shuang every day, such as chicken soup balls on the street, roast goose in the cave, as long as he can think of it, he basically sends it to Lin Shuang up.
Of course, before these things reached Lin Shuang, Du Ruolianqiao, who was "loyal" to Zhao Hongyan, carried them to the backyard and fed them to the pug.
Over the past half month, the pug has grown fat and rounded at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Every time they saw this chubby pug, Du Ruo and Lianqiao felt lucky that they didn't send those delicious food to Lin Shuang, otherwise, Lin Shuang wouldn't have turned into a small ball?
Han Ling was not idle, nor were Lin Shuang and Zhao Hongyan. Now that Lin Shuang had promised to help her find counterfeit dealers, Zhao Hongyan couldn't relax.
No, Lin Shuang sent someone to call him, and he arrived at Shuangxue Pavilion on the back foot.
"What, what is this for?"
Holding all kinds of clothes that Lin Shuang stuffed over, Zhao Hongyan looked puzzled, didn't he think of a way to catch the fake dealers?Why did you start trying on clothes as soon as you arrived?Could it be that Lin Shuang bought this clothes specially for herself?
Zhao Hongyan couldn't help but his ears turned red, his eyes glowed, and when he looked at Lin Shuang again, he felt more pity and affection.
However, Lin Shuang's words shattered all his illusions.
"Didn't you say you want to help me catch the fake dealers? We're going to catch people now. This trick is called leading the snake out of the hole!"
Led snakes out of their holes?
Zhao Hongyan curled his lips, so it wasn't the clothes bought for him!
But on second thought, if Lin Shuang bought him such ugly and shabby clothes, he would really hesitate to wear them out!
The largest rouge shop in Beijing is Shuangxue Pavilion, which has been open for more than ten years on the main street. The second place should be Haoyuelou, which is located on the street. The rouge here is very good, but the price is not as high as that of Shuangxue Pavilion. Things are so expensive, it is very close to the people.
Therefore, this Haoyue Tower is a place where many people in the capital often come.
Today, a pair of somewhat different customers came to Haoyue Tower.
"Brother Big Niu! Come and see, the things here are really beautiful!"
The one running in the front was a teenage girl, wearing red cotton underwear with various green leaves embroidered on the clothes.
This is the most popular material in the capital in the past few years. It is said that it is called the Northeast Bed Sheet. You don't need to ask to know that this material is made by the smartest and most ghostly Princess Pingxi.
Originally some bland fabrics, for some reason, suddenly became popular.
Of course, this thing didn't become popular for a long time, and it was replaced by the new fabric introduced by Princess Pingxi in the second year.
I didn't expect that the Northeast Big Sheet, which has become history, would appear in the capital again today. I really don't want to attract attention!
Seeing Lin Shuang running like a butterfly in front of him, Zhao Hongyan's face turned black.
Didn't you agree to catch the fake dealers?How did it become a place to go shopping?Not only for shopping, but also for shopping the whole street in Beijing!
It's exhausting!
Pulling the rustic brocade clothes on his body, Zhao Hongyan really wanted to quickly take off these clothes, but he didn't dare, because Lin Shuang asked him to wear this clothes.
Lin Shuang said that this is the first test of marrying him. Even if he is ugly, he must wear it. He must marry Lin Shuang home, resist entering the bridal chamber, and then do some shameful things.
As long as he thought of those shameful things, Zhao Hongyan, who had always been stupid and cute, suddenly blushed and his eyes showed a fierce look, and when he looked at Lin Shuang again, it was no different from looking at a bald chicken in action.
Hurry up to pass the test, and hurry up to take the beauty home!
Zhao Hongyan was full of energy immediately, and even though he was still carrying all kinds of miscellaneous things that Lin Shuang had bought before, he didn't feel heavy anymore.
"Huahua, we're getting married soon, you can buy whatever you want, Big Niu will buy it for you!"
Zhao Hongyan played the role of Big Niu very conscientiously. Today, his role is that of a rich man in the village, who brought the hundred taels of silver from his parents to Beijing to buy good things for his prospective wife.
Since it is a person who is going to get married, naturally the daughter-in-law can buy whatever she wants, not to mention the money given by the parents at home, that is three words!
Spend whatever you want!
Lin Shuang, who transformed into Huahua, grinned, and a large black mole was specially drawn on the corner of her mouth, which was very eye-catching.
Not only this big mole, but also her sallow cheeks smeared with homemade concoction, and the same bright big dies are even more eye-catching.
There are a lot of customers in Haoyue Tower, many of them are relatively well-to-do families in the capital, and several daughters of the family brought their maidservants out to buy rouge.
Seeing Huahua's respectable face, she turned her face away in disgust, and they all complained about the big brother who came in later.
It's nothing else, it's really that this big cow is too handsome, such a handsome young man wants to marry such an ugly monster, it's really a flower stuck in cow dung.
No, it should be a piece of delicious cow dung polluted by an ugly and smelly little flower.
The ladies shook their heads involuntarily, and continued to pick out their rouges, but the girl named Huahua was so unqualified, she was yelling in the lobby, and others could listen to her even if they didn't want to. It's clear.
"Brother Big Niu, look, this red rouge is so pretty! It's so red on the face, it looks like a monkey's butt!"
Monkey ass?
The ladies frowned involuntarily, they were indeed bumpkins from the countryside, and they actually compared their faces with monkey asses.
But soon, Huahua's words refreshed everyone's perception of her again.
"Ah, that's not right! It's not a monkey's butt! It should be the ass of the gray-haired dog in our village who has dysentery! Why? Doesn't it look like it? The dog's butt is still dripping with pus, it looks so red! "
vomit!
Some lady suddenly covered her mouth with a handkerchief and bent over to vomit.
Huahua still had that innocent and lovely appearance, and took out another charcoal pencil.
Fortunately for Haoyuelou, she finally didn't speak this time, but what she did was even more shocking.
I saw that she was holding the thin charcoal pencil and dabbing back and forth on her eyebrows, which were messy like weeds. After a while, a thick eyebrow like a silkworm baby appeared in black and autumn.
What's even more annoying is that she only painted one eyebrow, and the other one turned out to be the original one.
"Brother Big Niu, do you think I look good?"
Huahua felt good about herself and asked Brother Big Niu.
too ugly!Retire quickly!immediately!
Just when everyone thought that Big Niu would immediately announce his divorce in disgust, this Big Niu smiled naively, nodded shyly and dotingly and said, "It's beautiful, my flowers are the most beautiful, my Huahua is the most beautiful and good-looking woman in the world!"
vomit!
Another two young ladies and three boys were soured by these shameless love words.
Even Lin Shuang herself was almost made to spit out by his words.
To be honest, she deliberately smeared herself like this because she wanted to tease Zhao Hongyan a little bit. She didn't expect that this guy not only didn't dislike him, but also liked him so much. It was really beyond her expectations.
Xu Shi's words aroused Lin Shuang's playfulness, and she immediately painted various "beautiful" makeup on her face.
The right eyebrow turned into a black silkworm baby, but the left eyebrow turned into a thin willow leaf eyebrow.What's more exaggerated is that the eyebrows on both sides are not the same thickness, but they are not the same height!
"Brother Big Niu, am I beautiful?"
"Beautiful! Huahua is the most beautiful!"
Huahua picked up the lipstick again, and smeared her lips into thick and long sausages!
"Brother Big Niu, do I look good? Is such a lip tempting?"
"Temptation! I can't hold it anymore!"
Putting down the lip balm, Huahua picked up Danko who was painting her nails again, but she didn't paint her fingernails, but actually painted it on her eyelids.
Immediately, Huahua's eyes looked like dead fish eyes swollen from sleep!
"Brother Big Niu, do I look good? Do you care about me?"
This time, without Brother Big Niu opening his mouth, all the customers and boys in Haoyue Building answered for him: "It looks good, it's rare!"
Brother Big Niu stared: "Who said that? You are wrong!"
Everyone immediately became interested, thinking that this simple and honest young man was finally stimulated by Hua Hua's ugly appearance, so he must immediately resign from the ugly girl and hurry to find other beauties.
While everyone was excitedly waiting for Brother Big Niu to announce his divorce, Brother Big Niu regained his simple, honest and cute smile again, grinning and laughing: "It's not Rare, it's Rare dead!"
Crowd: ...
The things in Haoyuelou were almost ruined by Huahua, and the shopkeeper was holding his heart that was about to bleed while instructing the little guy to expel these two loving guys out.
The little guy went, but he didn't kick him out. For the sake of Haoyuelou's reputation, he didn't dare to do anything to kick someone out.
"Girl, have you tried a few things in our store, what do you think?"
Huahua immediately nodded like pounding garlic, and the lip balm in her hand was still drawing on her mouth as if she didn't want money: "Okay, good, beautiful and fragrant, sweet, very delicious!"
puff!
Big Niu quickly covered his mouth with his hands, otherwise he would laugh out loud.
The little boy looked at the half-eaten mouth fat with some heartache, his whole face was twitching, and he almost squeezed out a sentence from his teeth: "This is mouth fat, not for food. If you are hungry, please go to Eat in the shop next door!"
Huahua curled her lips, and threw the fat on the counter in disgust: "Why not eat? I just bought it to eat, don't worry about me! Brother Big Niu, look at him, he even cares that I bought this Is it edible! If I don’t try to see if I can eat it, if one day you kiss my mouth and get poisoned, I will become a little widow!”
In a hurry, Hua Hua even spoke the dialect of her hometown.
However, Lin Shuang came to the capital at the age of six, so how do you remember Lin Jia'ao's local dialect?She still learned these few words from a little girl from other places in Shuangxue Pavilion.
Don't look at her nondescript learning, but this half-baked dialect sounds quite interesting, and everyone really understood it after listening to it.
Especially her last sentence made many ladies and maids present blush with embarrassment.
The little guy couldn't laugh or cry, this girl is ugly, how can she speak so shamelessly?He also said that he kissed her on the mouth, what a joke!
Women are shy, men are funny, only Zhao Hongyan, with a heart beating extremely fast, can't wait to embrace Lin Shuang with bright red lips and kiss her on the spot!
"How do you talk, girl..."
Before the little guy could finish speaking, Brother Big Niu had already interrupted him first: "My daughter-in-law said she wanted to buy this fat and go back to eat it, so why don't you let others eat it? Could it be that your fat is poisonous? ?”
No poison no poison!Absolutely non-toxic!
Hearing this, let alone the boy, even the shopkeeper rushed out to clarify, now that the counterfeit dealers are too rampant, their business in Haoyue Tower has already been hit hard, if Haoyue's business is exposed at this time Lou's saliva is poisonous, they should close Haoyue Tower as soon as possible!
After all, they are colleagues, Lin Shuang didn't want to make too much trouble, so she immediately changed the topic.
"I've eaten so much fat from you, and I don't feel anything wrong. It seems that your stuff is definitely not poisonous."
The shopkeeper and the boy were overwhelmed with gratitude, they didn't expect this ugly girl to be so understanding, it was really rare.
If it weren't for her big brother to be so strict, they would have hugged this ugly girl and turned around a few times gratefully.
Huahua pointed to the lip balm, and said, "Since this thing is not poisonous, I will reluctantly take it. I also want the charcoal pencil and the rouge!"
"Okay! Pack it now, pack it now!"
The shopkeeper quickly winked at the boy, and asked the boy to pack up the things that the ugly girl liked.
It's just that something that was good at first, unexpectedly happened when paying the bill.
"What?! Such a little thing costs 100 taels of silver? Are you a black shop?!"
The big cow who had been smiling all the time suddenly changed his face after hearing the offer from the shopkeeper. His handsome and fair face was distorted and smelled worse than cow dung on the ground!
Seeing this, the shopkeeper knew that although this big cow was a local rich man, it seemed unacceptable to buy some cosmetics for 100 taels, so he immediately changed his view on the young couple in front of him.
It's a pity that such a little girl who understands righteousness is a bit ugly, but she has to marry such a stingy man!
The ladies on one side also shook their heads regretfully. They thought he was a good man who knew how to cherish his wife, but he turned out to be a stingy and stingy man!
Tsk tsk, you're so stingy, no wonder you can't marry a better wife!
The ladies who thought that Huahua was not good enough for Big Niu immediately shook their heads and sighed, and some even couldn't help but want to go forward to persuade Huahua to think twice.
But Huahua obviously didn't realize this man's true face, and she was still acting like a baby.
"Brother Big Niu, it's only 100 taels, you can buy it for others!"
Brother Da Niu was unmoved: "No way! My parents just gave me 200 taels of silver. I bought you a lot of good things just now, so I can't buy you another 100 taels of silver!"
"Brother Big Niu, the things from Haoyuelou are really good. I remember that the fat girl in the neighboring village bought it for her third uncle's sister-in-law's cousin. It's very beautiful and fragrant. It looks like a fairy when it is applied on the face. !"
While talking, Huahua deliberately used her body to lean against Brother Big Niu. If she was a normal man, she might not be able to resist this beauty trick at this time.
However, Brother Big Niu was still unmoved, and his expression became more serious: "It looks good when others use it, but it may not look good when you use it!"
"Do you think I'm ugly?"
Huahua's voice suddenly became sharper, and she looked at Brother Big Niu with an unprecedented hurt and pained expression.
Her serious appearance and lifelike acting skills made Zhao Hongyan think that she was really hurt by his words, and quickly coaxed her: "Huahua, I, I didn't mean that, I mean, I mean, even if you don't use these Things are still beautiful! You will always be the most beautiful woman in my heart! I love you the most! No one else!"
Huahua is still relentless: "If you keep saying you love me, then you can buy me
ah!Only 100 taels of silver!Isn't your family the local rich man in the village?Don't you have three cows at home? "
Brother Big Niu was very embarrassed: "But, but parents..."
"Don't tell me about your parents, you are the only child of the family, passed on for three generations, and you are the only one. Didn't your parents leave all the money to you? You are just spending your own money in advance! "
Brother Big Niu tilted his head and thought for a while, it seems that this is indeed the case.
but……
"But when I went out today, my parents did only give me 200 taels of silver. Now I have spent 60 taels, which is not enough!"
What Brother Big Niu said was true, because he had revealed his money bag, and there were indeed only two silver ingots of ten taels and some broken silver left in it.
If you really count them up, I'm afraid even 60 taels will not be enough!
The shopkeeper was a little embarrassed, but he was used to seeing people's hearts, and he knew very clearly that he could only keep silent at this time, and it was best to reduce the sense of presence as much as possible, otherwise...
"Shopkeeper, you see we only have 60 taels of silver, why don't you sell it to us at a lower price!"
The shopkeeper's heart skipped a beat, yes, he still didn't escape!
It is absolutely impossible to sell 100 taels to 60 taels!Recently, because of the counterfeit goods, Haoyuelou's products have already been sold at a reduced price. If there is any further reduction, they will stop making money!
No matter how Huahua and Big Niu brother pleaded and how to guarantee, the shopkeeper can only reduce the price to 90 taels in the end, 60 taels is really not enough!
"Can't it be reduced by another 30 taels? With such a big business in Haoyuelou, is it still short of 30 taels of silver?"
Huahua curled her lips, obviously not believing the shopkeeper's talk of selling at a loss.
The always simple and honest Big Niu has also transformed into an eloquent and eloquent man at this time: "The shopkeeper, my family is also in business, don't we all pay attention to small profits and high sales in business? I have a little face, let's take a step back, just 65 taels, how about it?"
65 two?
The shopkeeper really wanted to spit on his face. I said 90 taels, you said 60 taels, and finally reached 65 taels. Is this what you mean by taking a step back?My step back is too big!
The shopkeeper also noticed at this time that the young couple was not really here to buy things at all, and immediately had a headache and asked the young man to drive them out.
This time, the boy didn't save any more face, and directly kicked him out.
"Hey, why do you Haoyuelou do business like this! It's really a shop bully!"
Huahua didn't buy the sweet and fragrant lip balm, and she was very dissatisfied, muttering and burrowing into the small alley next to her.
As soon as the figure disappeared on the street, Huahua changed her appearance.
"Brother Big Niu! It's all your fault. What did you say just now that you are in the same industry? Small profits but high sales! Look, the boss immediately kicked us out when he heard this. It's all because of you that we couldn't buy it! Blame you!"
Brother Big Niu was also very wronged: "But, but I don't know how to bargain! Oh, Huahua, let's go to another store to buy rouge, okay? The things in Haoyue Building are really too expensive. Look at us I performed so hard just now, but the shopkeeper just won’t sell it to us, so I can’t help it!”
As soon as Huahua mentioned this, Huahua was full of anger: "Who is to blame for not being able to afford it? Don't you blame your stingy mother? You haven't married a wife yet, so you are not allowed to spend money on me. Wait until I live." Once I open the door, your mother will definitely treat me like a thief!"
"No, no, no, I will definitely not guard against you! My mother is old, and when you come in, I will let you be the head of the house, and we will all listen to you!"
In order to make his daughter-in-law happy, Big Niu really dares to use any method!
Huahua was obviously very satisfied with these words, although her small mouth was still pouting, there was a bit of a smile between her brows and eyes.
"Hmph, let's look at your face. I won't buy Haoyuelou's rouge for now. Let's go to other stores to buy some cheaper ones. But you have to promise, after I come in and take charge of the house, I have to give it to me. Buy rouge and lip balm!"
Who can say what will happen next?I promise first!
Big Niu nodded happily: "Okay, definitely buy it, definitely buy it!"
Huahua pushed an inch: "I don't want the rouge from Haoyue Tower, I want the rouge from Shuangxue Pavilion!"
The rouge in Shuangxue Pavilion can't be done with 100 taels, it must be more expensive.
Big Niu shuddered in his heart, but he agreed very happily: "Okay, the rouge from Shuangxue Pavilion must be bought!"
Huahua finally laughed, and the two held hands and prepared to go to a lower-grade rouge shop to buy cheaper rouge and lip balm.
However, before the two of them walked out of the alley, an old woman dressed as a woman greeted her and said with a pleasant smile: "Girl, I just heard that you wanted to buy rouge in Haoyue Tower. I don't know if you Do you still want to buy it?"
Lin Shuang's eyes flickered, and he held Zhao Hongyan's hand tightly, but he sighed calmly on his face: "I want to, but we don't have enough money and there is nothing we can do! The shopkeeper of Haoyue Tower just refused to give it to you." Let’s cut the price! Are you saying you’re annoying?”
The woman looked to be 50 years old, and she was still a bit rich, smiling all the time, and looked very kind, making people want to say a few words to her as soon as they saw her.
"Miss is talking about exactly this reason, oh, miss, you don't know, old lady, I suffered a loss in Haoyue Tower just now!"
The corners of Lin Shuang's lips could not help but bend, it seemed that this woman was hooked.
She held back her smile, and asked with a very strange look: "Old mother, what happened to you just now? Why didn't I see you?"
The mother-in-law smiled sheepishly: "I was there when the girl entered the store, maybe the girl was just looking at the rouge and lip balm, so she didn't notice me!"
No wonder I didn't notice it!Lin Shuang had noticed her a long time ago, but not in the Haoyuelou store, but among the crowd watching the excitement at the door.
This woman is not a customer of Haoyuelou at all, but one of the counterfeit dealers who is in charge of selling goods!
"Oh I got it."
Lin Shuang didn't expose her, nodded and asked, "Then what's wrong with you, old mother?"
Finally got to the point.
The old woman sighed, and said: "Hey, isn't it old that I am old and useless? My lady sent me to Haoyue Tower to buy rouge and lip balm. Who would have thought that I misremembered the color that the lady wanted? No, after I went back, I was scolded by the lady, and told me to come out and change the correct color."
Lin Shuang nodded: "Mom, it doesn't matter if you have a bad memory. Your lady knows that you are old and still asks you to go shopping. She is at fault!"
The corner of the woman's mouth twitched, that is, how dare this bumpkin from the countryside say that!
"It's still a girl, you are reasonable!"
The mother-in-law continued to cry: "After being reprimanded by the young lady, I quickly took something to Haoyue Building to exchange. But, this Haoyue Building must say that our things have been opened and used, and we can no longer sell them to others, or they will not sell them to others." Ken swapped it for me! I said I was going to get the wrong color, and he told me to buy the correct color again!"
Speaking of this, the mother-in-law burst into tears immediately, looking very pitiful: "That set of rouge and lip balm costs at least 100 taels of silver. I think that even if I live frugally, this lonely old woman I can't save so much money in ten years! Isn't this forcing me to jump into the lake!"
Lin Shuang rolled her eyes in her heart, a villain like you who specializes in selling fake products has hurt the faces of many innocent girls, jumping into the lake will be cheap for you!
Quietly winking at Zhao Hongyan, the honest and loyal Big Niu immediately went online.
"Mom, Haoyuelou refuses to change the color for you, and wants you to buy a new one, so why don't you sell the wrong rouge you bought to someone else! This way you can save some money ah!"
The mother-in-law couldn't help curling her lips while she was wiping her tears with her head down. This silly boy was really fooled. She said so much just to get these two people hooked!
Although the woman deliberately concealed her smile, Lin Shuang's cleverness could still tell.
She nodded calmly: "Mom, what kind did you buy? Can you let me have a look?"
The old mother nodded immediately, and took out a small cloth bag from her bosom ecstatically. Before opening it, she looked around very cautiously to make sure that no one else had passed by before carefully removing three or four layers of brocade cloth. The rouge and lip balm inside were exposed.
Seeing the rouge and lipstick, Lin Shuang's eyes lit up.
It really is a fake!
And it's a very real fake!
If she hadn't communicated with the owner of Haoyue Tower before leaving today, got the real product and researched it carefully, I'm afraid she would really be fooled by the fake product in this woman's hands!
Eyes drooping slightly, Lin Shuang concealed the anger in her eyes just right, and exclaimed in ecstasy: "Ah! Isn't this the set of rouge and lip balm I saw just now? This lip balm is very sweet and delicious, and it tastes delicious. It's like eating a banana!"
"Yes, yes, this is it!"
The mother-in-law smiled flatteringly, and at the same time snorted disdainfully in her heart, the one who can eat the fat in her mouth is probably this ugly and stupid bumpkin!
"Girl, I came to you with the mentality of giving it a try at the beginning. Since this rouge is exactly what you want, I beg you to show kindness. Pity me, my lonely old lady, and help me buy this set." Rouge!"
Finally spoke!
Huahua went online immediately, and looked at Brother Big Niu eagerly: "Brother Big Niu, why don't we take it?"
Brother Da Niu touched his purse, hesitated for a moment, and looked at the old woman: "You should have seen it just now, I only have 60 taels of silver left in my hand, but we still have to hire a car to go back to the countryside. Therefore, I can only give you 50 taels at most. If you agree, I will take it as a kindness to help you. If you think it is too little, go find another buyer!"
Another buyer?Is it so easy to find a buyer as stupid as the two of you?
The mother-in-law hummed in her heart, she had waited in Haoyue Tower for three days before she finally found such a pair of live treasures, and then secretly hid in the alley and listened to the two whispering, and then she dared to show up to sell fakes.
If I want to find another target, I don't know how many days I have to wait!
"50 taels is 50 taels!"
The mother-in-law shoved the things into Hua Hua's hands with some heartache: "My old sisters have helped me collect some money before, and if I take out the coffin book I kept, it should be enough for the young lady. Bought a new rouge."
After receiving the freshly baked rouge, Huahua burst into laughter.
Brother Daniu also happily gave the money to his wife, and when she received the money, the mother-in-law couldn't help but sigh: "Oh, who can be blamed? I can only blame me for being stupid and doing stupid things! Once the errands are done, just tell the old lady to go back to the countryside and take care of the grandson! It will save you from doing such a thankless task!"
The mother-in-law babbled a lot, and in the end she even said blessings to the young couple who were about to get married.
"Girl, although you are, um, ugly, luckily you are lucky! You have met such a man who loves you! Cherish it!"
"Young man, what, I have wronged you! Alas! What a pity!"
After speaking, the old woman shook her head and walked out of the alley with the money in her pocket, and soon disappeared.
Lin Shuang stood there depressed, and looked up at Zhao Hongyan: "What did she mean by that last sentence? What do you mean wronged you? Could it be that marrying me wronged you?"
It is indeed a grievance, such a good young man actually fell in love with such an ugly and smelly little girl, how could he not be a grievance?
Zhao Hongyan laughed, stretched out his hand and took Lin Shuang, who was having a fight, into his arms, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "No wronged, no wronged, how can those mediocre people see the beauty of my beloved woman?" ?My woman is the most beautiful and best in the world, no one can compare to you!"
Lin Shuang wrinkled her delicate little nose, did this guy really get enlightened suddenly?Now it is easy to talk about sweet talk, I don't know who I learned it from, why didn't I find it before?
Oh no!
Lin Shuang suddenly came back to her senses: "Where's that woman? Hurry up and chase after her! If it's too late, you won't be able to catch big fish!"
They pretended to be like this on purpose to perform this play today, just to catch the counterfeit dealers, and then follow the vines to find out where they made the fakes.
This counterfeit dealer is very cunning, as long as he makes a move, he will leave the capital at an extremely fast speed.If you can't strike while the iron is hot, it would be useless to lure the snake out of the hole today!
It's all Zhao Hongyan's fault, making the two of them so busy flirting that they forget about the business!
"Don't worry!"
Zhao Hongyan pulled Lin Shuang who was about to explode, smoothed her frowning brows in a funny way, and said with a smile: "Since the counterfeit dealers can quickly leave the capital after winning, it means that there must be someone behind them to support them. That being the case, can the two buyers, you and I, catch up with them?"
What should I do?
Lin Shuang's eyes widened: "Could it be that today's effort was for nothing?"
Of course not for nothing!
Zhao Hongyan smiled: "Fool! I have asked Xiao Luozi to lead someone to guard the alley in secret. As soon as the woman goes out, someone will follow immediately. Don't worry, the people I'm looking for are all skilled hands, I guarantee I won't lose it!"
It turned out that this guy had already prepared for it, which made her worry for nothing!
Thinking of this, Lin Shuang felt excited and sweet at the same time, lightly hammered Zhao Hongyan's chest with her pink fist, and her voice was even softer and sweeter.
"You, you, since you have already prepared, why don't you tell me? I am very happy to see you in a hurry, aren't you?"
Ever since Zhao Hongyan proposed to her, Lin Shuang had an inexplicable affection for him that she had never noticed before, and she was no longer as cold as before when she spoke.
Maybe it has something to do with Zhao Hongyan's mouth suddenly becoming sweeter!
Lin Shuang's cute little appearance immediately tickled Zhao Hongyan's heart, and his head froze in an instant. All the sweet words that Xia Zheng and Lin Yuan taught him had gone to nowhere. There was not a single suitable word to reply.
Yes, he suddenly became enlightened. It was Xia Zheng and Lin Yuan who spent the whole night forcing him to memorize all kinds of sweet words.
Even the old Eunuch Chang was called to play the role of Lin Shuang, and had one rivalry scene after another with Zhao Hongyan.
All kinds of sweet words in Zhao Hongyan's mouth almost made Eunuch Chang vomit, but fortunately, his hard work paid off, and he finally succeeded in becoming a teacher. ,
It's just that now, in an unexpected situation, he doesn't know what to do.
"Hey, what's the matter with you? Why don't you talk? Aren't you good at talking before? Why don't you talk now?"
Lin Shuang sensed that something was wrong with Zhao Hongyan, and couldn't help but look up at him, her eyes full of worry.
Could it be that he overacted just now and frightened this little idiot?
Lin Shuang blinked, and immediately began to reflect on herself in her heart.
But no matter how much I thought about it, I didn't realize that I had acted too much!
"What's the matter with you?"
Lin Shuang's small hand had already touched Zhao Hongyan's face, and without Lin Shuang opening his mouth, he could feel his face was scorching hot.
Cold sweat trickled down his back slowly, and his whole body was about to freeze.
How to do how to do?
Zhao Hongyan pursed his lips into a line, and looked straight at the woman in front of him.
Suddenly, a scene popped up in his mind.
This was what happened before he left after successfully becoming a teacher. Xia Zheng quietly pulled him aside, and taught him a nirvana with a smile.
"If you don't know what to say, then you should do something, for example, hold the little hands, kiss the little mouth."
Hold hands?Kiss little mouth?
Zhao Hongyan's eyes lit up, but he was already holding Lin Shuang's hand. Could it be that he really wanted to kiss Xiaozui?
"Hey! Little idiot? Zhao Hongyan? What's the matter with you? Why is your face so ugly? Also, you, why are you looking at me like this? I, I'm a little..."
Lin Shuang couldn't continue, because she found that there seemed to be two fires burning in Zhao Hongyan's eyes, which made his face flushed and her breathing became short of breath, and she was a little restless.
"Well, are you thirsty? Or, or I'll get you some water!"
After speaking, Lin Shuang turned around and prepared to flee from this somewhat "dangerous" person immediately.
However, Zhao Hongyan did not give her a chance to escape.
She only felt that a powerful big hand tightly grasped her slender arm, and then she turned around, and she was brought back by him, and she slammed into a warm and broad embrace.
The unique masculine breath of the little idiot quickly penetrated into the nose, this should be the first time they have come into such close contact.
broken!He must be kissing my little mouth!But I still have the blubber of Haoyuelou on my mouth!
Lin Shuang didn't even have time to decide whether to wipe off the blush from his mouth, but he had already blocked his mouth.
After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Hongyan let go of the stiff Lin Shuang. Looking at the man's red lips, Lin Shuang burst out laughing.
Zhao Hongyan lightly licked the lip balm on his lips, and also laughed: "This Haoyuelou lip balm is indeed fragrant and sweet. But..."
"But what? Isn't it delicious?"
Lin Shuang looked at him with the same smudged lips: "I think it's quite delicious, don't worry, this Haoyuelou's mouth fat is pure natural, very healthy, and it's definitely not poisonous to eat!"
Unknowingly, Lin Shuang's occupational disease occurred again.
Zhao Hongyan was angry and funny, and pulled her into his arms again, staring at her with fiery eyes.
"However, it was too much. I only tasted the taste of mouth fat, but not your taste. It's a pity."
what?
Lin Shuang's little face suddenly turned into a ripe red apple. This guy is really getting stronger and stronger, and he really doesn't blush when he talks about love.
She didn't see this guy's wolf nature before, she really blinded her big watery eyes for nothing!
The episode will end before September 9th, and the new article will start to be updated before the 20th. It is also a farming article. If you like it, go and have a look. By the way, save it with your little hands. If you can, leave a comment. ok, haha~
"Spicy Nongmen Girl: Beast Black Prince Loves His Wife" will be updated before the 20th of this month, it looks like it will be more than ten~
ps: The hero and heroine of the new article have played soy sauce in "The Brave Girl"~
This is a story about a peasant girl who aspires to be an "ugly fat man who is as rich as a country" by relying on a matchmaker to make a fortune, but finally puts herself in it:
The heroine is the best in abuse, talking about love, being a matchmaker, earning money, and by the way, accepting a beautiful boy to flirt with every day,
It is not only the turnaround battle of the ugly peasant girl becoming the first matchmaker, but also a wonderful textbook of fancy love.
Pure farming and earning money, no palace fights, no power schemes, warm and sweet pets, relaxed and funny, welcome all girls to jump into the pit to love, okay~
(End of this chapter)
Han Ling turned into a pig's head, and the swelling would not go away in ten days or half a month.
But even though it is inconvenient for him to go out, he is still very persistent in delivering all kinds of food to Lin Shuang every day, such as chicken soup balls on the street, roast goose in the cave, as long as he can think of it, he basically sends it to Lin Shuang up.
Of course, before these things reached Lin Shuang, Du Ruolianqiao, who was "loyal" to Zhao Hongyan, carried them to the backyard and fed them to the pug.
Over the past half month, the pug has grown fat and rounded at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Every time they saw this chubby pug, Du Ruo and Lianqiao felt lucky that they didn't send those delicious food to Lin Shuang, otherwise, Lin Shuang wouldn't have turned into a small ball?
Han Ling was not idle, nor were Lin Shuang and Zhao Hongyan. Now that Lin Shuang had promised to help her find counterfeit dealers, Zhao Hongyan couldn't relax.
No, Lin Shuang sent someone to call him, and he arrived at Shuangxue Pavilion on the back foot.
"What, what is this for?"
Holding all kinds of clothes that Lin Shuang stuffed over, Zhao Hongyan looked puzzled, didn't he think of a way to catch the fake dealers?Why did you start trying on clothes as soon as you arrived?Could it be that Lin Shuang bought this clothes specially for herself?
Zhao Hongyan couldn't help but his ears turned red, his eyes glowed, and when he looked at Lin Shuang again, he felt more pity and affection.
However, Lin Shuang's words shattered all his illusions.
"Didn't you say you want to help me catch the fake dealers? We're going to catch people now. This trick is called leading the snake out of the hole!"
Led snakes out of their holes?
Zhao Hongyan curled his lips, so it wasn't the clothes bought for him!
But on second thought, if Lin Shuang bought him such ugly and shabby clothes, he would really hesitate to wear them out!
The largest rouge shop in Beijing is Shuangxue Pavilion, which has been open for more than ten years on the main street. The second place should be Haoyuelou, which is located on the street. The rouge here is very good, but the price is not as high as that of Shuangxue Pavilion. Things are so expensive, it is very close to the people.
Therefore, this Haoyue Tower is a place where many people in the capital often come.
Today, a pair of somewhat different customers came to Haoyue Tower.
"Brother Big Niu! Come and see, the things here are really beautiful!"
The one running in the front was a teenage girl, wearing red cotton underwear with various green leaves embroidered on the clothes.
This is the most popular material in the capital in the past few years. It is said that it is called the Northeast Bed Sheet. You don't need to ask to know that this material is made by the smartest and most ghostly Princess Pingxi.
Originally some bland fabrics, for some reason, suddenly became popular.
Of course, this thing didn't become popular for a long time, and it was replaced by the new fabric introduced by Princess Pingxi in the second year.
I didn't expect that the Northeast Big Sheet, which has become history, would appear in the capital again today. I really don't want to attract attention!
Seeing Lin Shuang running like a butterfly in front of him, Zhao Hongyan's face turned black.
Didn't you agree to catch the fake dealers?How did it become a place to go shopping?Not only for shopping, but also for shopping the whole street in Beijing!
It's exhausting!
Pulling the rustic brocade clothes on his body, Zhao Hongyan really wanted to quickly take off these clothes, but he didn't dare, because Lin Shuang asked him to wear this clothes.
Lin Shuang said that this is the first test of marrying him. Even if he is ugly, he must wear it. He must marry Lin Shuang home, resist entering the bridal chamber, and then do some shameful things.
As long as he thought of those shameful things, Zhao Hongyan, who had always been stupid and cute, suddenly blushed and his eyes showed a fierce look, and when he looked at Lin Shuang again, it was no different from looking at a bald chicken in action.
Hurry up to pass the test, and hurry up to take the beauty home!
Zhao Hongyan was full of energy immediately, and even though he was still carrying all kinds of miscellaneous things that Lin Shuang had bought before, he didn't feel heavy anymore.
"Huahua, we're getting married soon, you can buy whatever you want, Big Niu will buy it for you!"
Zhao Hongyan played the role of Big Niu very conscientiously. Today, his role is that of a rich man in the village, who brought the hundred taels of silver from his parents to Beijing to buy good things for his prospective wife.
Since it is a person who is going to get married, naturally the daughter-in-law can buy whatever she wants, not to mention the money given by the parents at home, that is three words!
Spend whatever you want!
Lin Shuang, who transformed into Huahua, grinned, and a large black mole was specially drawn on the corner of her mouth, which was very eye-catching.
Not only this big mole, but also her sallow cheeks smeared with homemade concoction, and the same bright big dies are even more eye-catching.
There are a lot of customers in Haoyue Tower, many of them are relatively well-to-do families in the capital, and several daughters of the family brought their maidservants out to buy rouge.
Seeing Huahua's respectable face, she turned her face away in disgust, and they all complained about the big brother who came in later.
It's nothing else, it's really that this big cow is too handsome, such a handsome young man wants to marry such an ugly monster, it's really a flower stuck in cow dung.
No, it should be a piece of delicious cow dung polluted by an ugly and smelly little flower.
The ladies shook their heads involuntarily, and continued to pick out their rouges, but the girl named Huahua was so unqualified, she was yelling in the lobby, and others could listen to her even if they didn't want to. It's clear.
"Brother Big Niu, look, this red rouge is so pretty! It's so red on the face, it looks like a monkey's butt!"
Monkey ass?
The ladies frowned involuntarily, they were indeed bumpkins from the countryside, and they actually compared their faces with monkey asses.
But soon, Huahua's words refreshed everyone's perception of her again.
"Ah, that's not right! It's not a monkey's butt! It should be the ass of the gray-haired dog in our village who has dysentery! Why? Doesn't it look like it? The dog's butt is still dripping with pus, it looks so red! "
vomit!
Some lady suddenly covered her mouth with a handkerchief and bent over to vomit.
Huahua still had that innocent and lovely appearance, and took out another charcoal pencil.
Fortunately for Haoyuelou, she finally didn't speak this time, but what she did was even more shocking.
I saw that she was holding the thin charcoal pencil and dabbing back and forth on her eyebrows, which were messy like weeds. After a while, a thick eyebrow like a silkworm baby appeared in black and autumn.
What's even more annoying is that she only painted one eyebrow, and the other one turned out to be the original one.
"Brother Big Niu, do you think I look good?"
Huahua felt good about herself and asked Brother Big Niu.
too ugly!Retire quickly!immediately!
Just when everyone thought that Big Niu would immediately announce his divorce in disgust, this Big Niu smiled naively, nodded shyly and dotingly and said, "It's beautiful, my flowers are the most beautiful, my Huahua is the most beautiful and good-looking woman in the world!"
vomit!
Another two young ladies and three boys were soured by these shameless love words.
Even Lin Shuang herself was almost made to spit out by his words.
To be honest, she deliberately smeared herself like this because she wanted to tease Zhao Hongyan a little bit. She didn't expect that this guy not only didn't dislike him, but also liked him so much. It was really beyond her expectations.
Xu Shi's words aroused Lin Shuang's playfulness, and she immediately painted various "beautiful" makeup on her face.
The right eyebrow turned into a black silkworm baby, but the left eyebrow turned into a thin willow leaf eyebrow.What's more exaggerated is that the eyebrows on both sides are not the same thickness, but they are not the same height!
"Brother Big Niu, am I beautiful?"
"Beautiful! Huahua is the most beautiful!"
Huahua picked up the lipstick again, and smeared her lips into thick and long sausages!
"Brother Big Niu, do I look good? Is such a lip tempting?"
"Temptation! I can't hold it anymore!"
Putting down the lip balm, Huahua picked up Danko who was painting her nails again, but she didn't paint her fingernails, but actually painted it on her eyelids.
Immediately, Huahua's eyes looked like dead fish eyes swollen from sleep!
"Brother Big Niu, do I look good? Do you care about me?"
This time, without Brother Big Niu opening his mouth, all the customers and boys in Haoyue Building answered for him: "It looks good, it's rare!"
Brother Big Niu stared: "Who said that? You are wrong!"
Everyone immediately became interested, thinking that this simple and honest young man was finally stimulated by Hua Hua's ugly appearance, so he must immediately resign from the ugly girl and hurry to find other beauties.
While everyone was excitedly waiting for Brother Big Niu to announce his divorce, Brother Big Niu regained his simple, honest and cute smile again, grinning and laughing: "It's not Rare, it's Rare dead!"
Crowd: ...
The things in Haoyuelou were almost ruined by Huahua, and the shopkeeper was holding his heart that was about to bleed while instructing the little guy to expel these two loving guys out.
The little guy went, but he didn't kick him out. For the sake of Haoyuelou's reputation, he didn't dare to do anything to kick someone out.
"Girl, have you tried a few things in our store, what do you think?"
Huahua immediately nodded like pounding garlic, and the lip balm in her hand was still drawing on her mouth as if she didn't want money: "Okay, good, beautiful and fragrant, sweet, very delicious!"
puff!
Big Niu quickly covered his mouth with his hands, otherwise he would laugh out loud.
The little boy looked at the half-eaten mouth fat with some heartache, his whole face was twitching, and he almost squeezed out a sentence from his teeth: "This is mouth fat, not for food. If you are hungry, please go to Eat in the shop next door!"
Huahua curled her lips, and threw the fat on the counter in disgust: "Why not eat? I just bought it to eat, don't worry about me! Brother Big Niu, look at him, he even cares that I bought this Is it edible! If I don’t try to see if I can eat it, if one day you kiss my mouth and get poisoned, I will become a little widow!”
In a hurry, Hua Hua even spoke the dialect of her hometown.
However, Lin Shuang came to the capital at the age of six, so how do you remember Lin Jia'ao's local dialect?She still learned these few words from a little girl from other places in Shuangxue Pavilion.
Don't look at her nondescript learning, but this half-baked dialect sounds quite interesting, and everyone really understood it after listening to it.
Especially her last sentence made many ladies and maids present blush with embarrassment.
The little guy couldn't laugh or cry, this girl is ugly, how can she speak so shamelessly?He also said that he kissed her on the mouth, what a joke!
Women are shy, men are funny, only Zhao Hongyan, with a heart beating extremely fast, can't wait to embrace Lin Shuang with bright red lips and kiss her on the spot!
"How do you talk, girl..."
Before the little guy could finish speaking, Brother Big Niu had already interrupted him first: "My daughter-in-law said she wanted to buy this fat and go back to eat it, so why don't you let others eat it? Could it be that your fat is poisonous? ?”
No poison no poison!Absolutely non-toxic!
Hearing this, let alone the boy, even the shopkeeper rushed out to clarify, now that the counterfeit dealers are too rampant, their business in Haoyue Tower has already been hit hard, if Haoyue's business is exposed at this time Lou's saliva is poisonous, they should close Haoyue Tower as soon as possible!
After all, they are colleagues, Lin Shuang didn't want to make too much trouble, so she immediately changed the topic.
"I've eaten so much fat from you, and I don't feel anything wrong. It seems that your stuff is definitely not poisonous."
The shopkeeper and the boy were overwhelmed with gratitude, they didn't expect this ugly girl to be so understanding, it was really rare.
If it weren't for her big brother to be so strict, they would have hugged this ugly girl and turned around a few times gratefully.
Huahua pointed to the lip balm, and said, "Since this thing is not poisonous, I will reluctantly take it. I also want the charcoal pencil and the rouge!"
"Okay! Pack it now, pack it now!"
The shopkeeper quickly winked at the boy, and asked the boy to pack up the things that the ugly girl liked.
It's just that something that was good at first, unexpectedly happened when paying the bill.
"What?! Such a little thing costs 100 taels of silver? Are you a black shop?!"
The big cow who had been smiling all the time suddenly changed his face after hearing the offer from the shopkeeper. His handsome and fair face was distorted and smelled worse than cow dung on the ground!
Seeing this, the shopkeeper knew that although this big cow was a local rich man, it seemed unacceptable to buy some cosmetics for 100 taels, so he immediately changed his view on the young couple in front of him.
It's a pity that such a little girl who understands righteousness is a bit ugly, but she has to marry such a stingy man!
The ladies on one side also shook their heads regretfully. They thought he was a good man who knew how to cherish his wife, but he turned out to be a stingy and stingy man!
Tsk tsk, you're so stingy, no wonder you can't marry a better wife!
The ladies who thought that Huahua was not good enough for Big Niu immediately shook their heads and sighed, and some even couldn't help but want to go forward to persuade Huahua to think twice.
But Huahua obviously didn't realize this man's true face, and she was still acting like a baby.
"Brother Big Niu, it's only 100 taels, you can buy it for others!"
Brother Da Niu was unmoved: "No way! My parents just gave me 200 taels of silver. I bought you a lot of good things just now, so I can't buy you another 100 taels of silver!"
"Brother Big Niu, the things from Haoyuelou are really good. I remember that the fat girl in the neighboring village bought it for her third uncle's sister-in-law's cousin. It's very beautiful and fragrant. It looks like a fairy when it is applied on the face. !"
While talking, Huahua deliberately used her body to lean against Brother Big Niu. If she was a normal man, she might not be able to resist this beauty trick at this time.
However, Brother Big Niu was still unmoved, and his expression became more serious: "It looks good when others use it, but it may not look good when you use it!"
"Do you think I'm ugly?"
Huahua's voice suddenly became sharper, and she looked at Brother Big Niu with an unprecedented hurt and pained expression.
Her serious appearance and lifelike acting skills made Zhao Hongyan think that she was really hurt by his words, and quickly coaxed her: "Huahua, I, I didn't mean that, I mean, I mean, even if you don't use these Things are still beautiful! You will always be the most beautiful woman in my heart! I love you the most! No one else!"
Huahua is still relentless: "If you keep saying you love me, then you can buy me
ah!Only 100 taels of silver!Isn't your family the local rich man in the village?Don't you have three cows at home? "
Brother Big Niu was very embarrassed: "But, but parents..."
"Don't tell me about your parents, you are the only child of the family, passed on for three generations, and you are the only one. Didn't your parents leave all the money to you? You are just spending your own money in advance! "
Brother Big Niu tilted his head and thought for a while, it seems that this is indeed the case.
but……
"But when I went out today, my parents did only give me 200 taels of silver. Now I have spent 60 taels, which is not enough!"
What Brother Big Niu said was true, because he had revealed his money bag, and there were indeed only two silver ingots of ten taels and some broken silver left in it.
If you really count them up, I'm afraid even 60 taels will not be enough!
The shopkeeper was a little embarrassed, but he was used to seeing people's hearts, and he knew very clearly that he could only keep silent at this time, and it was best to reduce the sense of presence as much as possible, otherwise...
"Shopkeeper, you see we only have 60 taels of silver, why don't you sell it to us at a lower price!"
The shopkeeper's heart skipped a beat, yes, he still didn't escape!
It is absolutely impossible to sell 100 taels to 60 taels!Recently, because of the counterfeit goods, Haoyuelou's products have already been sold at a reduced price. If there is any further reduction, they will stop making money!
No matter how Huahua and Big Niu brother pleaded and how to guarantee, the shopkeeper can only reduce the price to 90 taels in the end, 60 taels is really not enough!
"Can't it be reduced by another 30 taels? With such a big business in Haoyuelou, is it still short of 30 taels of silver?"
Huahua curled her lips, obviously not believing the shopkeeper's talk of selling at a loss.
The always simple and honest Big Niu has also transformed into an eloquent and eloquent man at this time: "The shopkeeper, my family is also in business, don't we all pay attention to small profits and high sales in business? I have a little face, let's take a step back, just 65 taels, how about it?"
65 two?
The shopkeeper really wanted to spit on his face. I said 90 taels, you said 60 taels, and finally reached 65 taels. Is this what you mean by taking a step back?My step back is too big!
The shopkeeper also noticed at this time that the young couple was not really here to buy things at all, and immediately had a headache and asked the young man to drive them out.
This time, the boy didn't save any more face, and directly kicked him out.
"Hey, why do you Haoyuelou do business like this! It's really a shop bully!"
Huahua didn't buy the sweet and fragrant lip balm, and she was very dissatisfied, muttering and burrowing into the small alley next to her.
As soon as the figure disappeared on the street, Huahua changed her appearance.
"Brother Big Niu! It's all your fault. What did you say just now that you are in the same industry? Small profits but high sales! Look, the boss immediately kicked us out when he heard this. It's all because of you that we couldn't buy it! Blame you!"
Brother Big Niu was also very wronged: "But, but I don't know how to bargain! Oh, Huahua, let's go to another store to buy rouge, okay? The things in Haoyue Building are really too expensive. Look at us I performed so hard just now, but the shopkeeper just won’t sell it to us, so I can’t help it!”
As soon as Huahua mentioned this, Huahua was full of anger: "Who is to blame for not being able to afford it? Don't you blame your stingy mother? You haven't married a wife yet, so you are not allowed to spend money on me. Wait until I live." Once I open the door, your mother will definitely treat me like a thief!"
"No, no, no, I will definitely not guard against you! My mother is old, and when you come in, I will let you be the head of the house, and we will all listen to you!"
In order to make his daughter-in-law happy, Big Niu really dares to use any method!
Huahua was obviously very satisfied with these words, although her small mouth was still pouting, there was a bit of a smile between her brows and eyes.
"Hmph, let's look at your face. I won't buy Haoyuelou's rouge for now. Let's go to other stores to buy some cheaper ones. But you have to promise, after I come in and take charge of the house, I have to give it to me. Buy rouge and lip balm!"
Who can say what will happen next?I promise first!
Big Niu nodded happily: "Okay, definitely buy it, definitely buy it!"
Huahua pushed an inch: "I don't want the rouge from Haoyue Tower, I want the rouge from Shuangxue Pavilion!"
The rouge in Shuangxue Pavilion can't be done with 100 taels, it must be more expensive.
Big Niu shuddered in his heart, but he agreed very happily: "Okay, the rouge from Shuangxue Pavilion must be bought!"
Huahua finally laughed, and the two held hands and prepared to go to a lower-grade rouge shop to buy cheaper rouge and lip balm.
However, before the two of them walked out of the alley, an old woman dressed as a woman greeted her and said with a pleasant smile: "Girl, I just heard that you wanted to buy rouge in Haoyue Tower. I don't know if you Do you still want to buy it?"
Lin Shuang's eyes flickered, and he held Zhao Hongyan's hand tightly, but he sighed calmly on his face: "I want to, but we don't have enough money and there is nothing we can do! The shopkeeper of Haoyue Tower just refused to give it to you." Let’s cut the price! Are you saying you’re annoying?”
The woman looked to be 50 years old, and she was still a bit rich, smiling all the time, and looked very kind, making people want to say a few words to her as soon as they saw her.
"Miss is talking about exactly this reason, oh, miss, you don't know, old lady, I suffered a loss in Haoyue Tower just now!"
The corners of Lin Shuang's lips could not help but bend, it seemed that this woman was hooked.
She held back her smile, and asked with a very strange look: "Old mother, what happened to you just now? Why didn't I see you?"
The mother-in-law smiled sheepishly: "I was there when the girl entered the store, maybe the girl was just looking at the rouge and lip balm, so she didn't notice me!"
No wonder I didn't notice it!Lin Shuang had noticed her a long time ago, but not in the Haoyuelou store, but among the crowd watching the excitement at the door.
This woman is not a customer of Haoyuelou at all, but one of the counterfeit dealers who is in charge of selling goods!
"Oh I got it."
Lin Shuang didn't expose her, nodded and asked, "Then what's wrong with you, old mother?"
Finally got to the point.
The old woman sighed, and said: "Hey, isn't it old that I am old and useless? My lady sent me to Haoyue Tower to buy rouge and lip balm. Who would have thought that I misremembered the color that the lady wanted? No, after I went back, I was scolded by the lady, and told me to come out and change the correct color."
Lin Shuang nodded: "Mom, it doesn't matter if you have a bad memory. Your lady knows that you are old and still asks you to go shopping. She is at fault!"
The corner of the woman's mouth twitched, that is, how dare this bumpkin from the countryside say that!
"It's still a girl, you are reasonable!"
The mother-in-law continued to cry: "After being reprimanded by the young lady, I quickly took something to Haoyue Building to exchange. But, this Haoyue Building must say that our things have been opened and used, and we can no longer sell them to others, or they will not sell them to others." Ken swapped it for me! I said I was going to get the wrong color, and he told me to buy the correct color again!"
Speaking of this, the mother-in-law burst into tears immediately, looking very pitiful: "That set of rouge and lip balm costs at least 100 taels of silver. I think that even if I live frugally, this lonely old woman I can't save so much money in ten years! Isn't this forcing me to jump into the lake!"
Lin Shuang rolled her eyes in her heart, a villain like you who specializes in selling fake products has hurt the faces of many innocent girls, jumping into the lake will be cheap for you!
Quietly winking at Zhao Hongyan, the honest and loyal Big Niu immediately went online.
"Mom, Haoyuelou refuses to change the color for you, and wants you to buy a new one, so why don't you sell the wrong rouge you bought to someone else! This way you can save some money ah!"
The mother-in-law couldn't help curling her lips while she was wiping her tears with her head down. This silly boy was really fooled. She said so much just to get these two people hooked!
Although the woman deliberately concealed her smile, Lin Shuang's cleverness could still tell.
She nodded calmly: "Mom, what kind did you buy? Can you let me have a look?"
The old mother nodded immediately, and took out a small cloth bag from her bosom ecstatically. Before opening it, she looked around very cautiously to make sure that no one else had passed by before carefully removing three or four layers of brocade cloth. The rouge and lip balm inside were exposed.
Seeing the rouge and lipstick, Lin Shuang's eyes lit up.
It really is a fake!
And it's a very real fake!
If she hadn't communicated with the owner of Haoyue Tower before leaving today, got the real product and researched it carefully, I'm afraid she would really be fooled by the fake product in this woman's hands!
Eyes drooping slightly, Lin Shuang concealed the anger in her eyes just right, and exclaimed in ecstasy: "Ah! Isn't this the set of rouge and lip balm I saw just now? This lip balm is very sweet and delicious, and it tastes delicious. It's like eating a banana!"
"Yes, yes, this is it!"
The mother-in-law smiled flatteringly, and at the same time snorted disdainfully in her heart, the one who can eat the fat in her mouth is probably this ugly and stupid bumpkin!
"Girl, I came to you with the mentality of giving it a try at the beginning. Since this rouge is exactly what you want, I beg you to show kindness. Pity me, my lonely old lady, and help me buy this set." Rouge!"
Finally spoke!
Huahua went online immediately, and looked at Brother Big Niu eagerly: "Brother Big Niu, why don't we take it?"
Brother Da Niu touched his purse, hesitated for a moment, and looked at the old woman: "You should have seen it just now, I only have 60 taels of silver left in my hand, but we still have to hire a car to go back to the countryside. Therefore, I can only give you 50 taels at most. If you agree, I will take it as a kindness to help you. If you think it is too little, go find another buyer!"
Another buyer?Is it so easy to find a buyer as stupid as the two of you?
The mother-in-law hummed in her heart, she had waited in Haoyue Tower for three days before she finally found such a pair of live treasures, and then secretly hid in the alley and listened to the two whispering, and then she dared to show up to sell fakes.
If I want to find another target, I don't know how many days I have to wait!
"50 taels is 50 taels!"
The mother-in-law shoved the things into Hua Hua's hands with some heartache: "My old sisters have helped me collect some money before, and if I take out the coffin book I kept, it should be enough for the young lady. Bought a new rouge."
After receiving the freshly baked rouge, Huahua burst into laughter.
Brother Daniu also happily gave the money to his wife, and when she received the money, the mother-in-law couldn't help but sigh: "Oh, who can be blamed? I can only blame me for being stupid and doing stupid things! Once the errands are done, just tell the old lady to go back to the countryside and take care of the grandson! It will save you from doing such a thankless task!"
The mother-in-law babbled a lot, and in the end she even said blessings to the young couple who were about to get married.
"Girl, although you are, um, ugly, luckily you are lucky! You have met such a man who loves you! Cherish it!"
"Young man, what, I have wronged you! Alas! What a pity!"
After speaking, the old woman shook her head and walked out of the alley with the money in her pocket, and soon disappeared.
Lin Shuang stood there depressed, and looked up at Zhao Hongyan: "What did she mean by that last sentence? What do you mean wronged you? Could it be that marrying me wronged you?"
It is indeed a grievance, such a good young man actually fell in love with such an ugly and smelly little girl, how could he not be a grievance?
Zhao Hongyan laughed, stretched out his hand and took Lin Shuang, who was having a fight, into his arms, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "No wronged, no wronged, how can those mediocre people see the beauty of my beloved woman?" ?My woman is the most beautiful and best in the world, no one can compare to you!"
Lin Shuang wrinkled her delicate little nose, did this guy really get enlightened suddenly?Now it is easy to talk about sweet talk, I don't know who I learned it from, why didn't I find it before?
Oh no!
Lin Shuang suddenly came back to her senses: "Where's that woman? Hurry up and chase after her! If it's too late, you won't be able to catch big fish!"
They pretended to be like this on purpose to perform this play today, just to catch the counterfeit dealers, and then follow the vines to find out where they made the fakes.
This counterfeit dealer is very cunning, as long as he makes a move, he will leave the capital at an extremely fast speed.If you can't strike while the iron is hot, it would be useless to lure the snake out of the hole today!
It's all Zhao Hongyan's fault, making the two of them so busy flirting that they forget about the business!
"Don't worry!"
Zhao Hongyan pulled Lin Shuang who was about to explode, smoothed her frowning brows in a funny way, and said with a smile: "Since the counterfeit dealers can quickly leave the capital after winning, it means that there must be someone behind them to support them. That being the case, can the two buyers, you and I, catch up with them?"
What should I do?
Lin Shuang's eyes widened: "Could it be that today's effort was for nothing?"
Of course not for nothing!
Zhao Hongyan smiled: "Fool! I have asked Xiao Luozi to lead someone to guard the alley in secret. As soon as the woman goes out, someone will follow immediately. Don't worry, the people I'm looking for are all skilled hands, I guarantee I won't lose it!"
It turned out that this guy had already prepared for it, which made her worry for nothing!
Thinking of this, Lin Shuang felt excited and sweet at the same time, lightly hammered Zhao Hongyan's chest with her pink fist, and her voice was even softer and sweeter.
"You, you, since you have already prepared, why don't you tell me? I am very happy to see you in a hurry, aren't you?"
Ever since Zhao Hongyan proposed to her, Lin Shuang had an inexplicable affection for him that she had never noticed before, and she was no longer as cold as before when she spoke.
Maybe it has something to do with Zhao Hongyan's mouth suddenly becoming sweeter!
Lin Shuang's cute little appearance immediately tickled Zhao Hongyan's heart, and his head froze in an instant. All the sweet words that Xia Zheng and Lin Yuan taught him had gone to nowhere. There was not a single suitable word to reply.
Yes, he suddenly became enlightened. It was Xia Zheng and Lin Yuan who spent the whole night forcing him to memorize all kinds of sweet words.
Even the old Eunuch Chang was called to play the role of Lin Shuang, and had one rivalry scene after another with Zhao Hongyan.
All kinds of sweet words in Zhao Hongyan's mouth almost made Eunuch Chang vomit, but fortunately, his hard work paid off, and he finally succeeded in becoming a teacher. ,
It's just that now, in an unexpected situation, he doesn't know what to do.
"Hey, what's the matter with you? Why don't you talk? Aren't you good at talking before? Why don't you talk now?"
Lin Shuang sensed that something was wrong with Zhao Hongyan, and couldn't help but look up at him, her eyes full of worry.
Could it be that he overacted just now and frightened this little idiot?
Lin Shuang blinked, and immediately began to reflect on herself in her heart.
But no matter how much I thought about it, I didn't realize that I had acted too much!
"What's the matter with you?"
Lin Shuang's small hand had already touched Zhao Hongyan's face, and without Lin Shuang opening his mouth, he could feel his face was scorching hot.
Cold sweat trickled down his back slowly, and his whole body was about to freeze.
How to do how to do?
Zhao Hongyan pursed his lips into a line, and looked straight at the woman in front of him.
Suddenly, a scene popped up in his mind.
This was what happened before he left after successfully becoming a teacher. Xia Zheng quietly pulled him aside, and taught him a nirvana with a smile.
"If you don't know what to say, then you should do something, for example, hold the little hands, kiss the little mouth."
Hold hands?Kiss little mouth?
Zhao Hongyan's eyes lit up, but he was already holding Lin Shuang's hand. Could it be that he really wanted to kiss Xiaozui?
"Hey! Little idiot? Zhao Hongyan? What's the matter with you? Why is your face so ugly? Also, you, why are you looking at me like this? I, I'm a little..."
Lin Shuang couldn't continue, because she found that there seemed to be two fires burning in Zhao Hongyan's eyes, which made his face flushed and her breathing became short of breath, and she was a little restless.
"Well, are you thirsty? Or, or I'll get you some water!"
After speaking, Lin Shuang turned around and prepared to flee from this somewhat "dangerous" person immediately.
However, Zhao Hongyan did not give her a chance to escape.
She only felt that a powerful big hand tightly grasped her slender arm, and then she turned around, and she was brought back by him, and she slammed into a warm and broad embrace.
The unique masculine breath of the little idiot quickly penetrated into the nose, this should be the first time they have come into such close contact.
broken!He must be kissing my little mouth!But I still have the blubber of Haoyuelou on my mouth!
Lin Shuang didn't even have time to decide whether to wipe off the blush from his mouth, but he had already blocked his mouth.
After an unknown amount of time, Zhao Hongyan let go of the stiff Lin Shuang. Looking at the man's red lips, Lin Shuang burst out laughing.
Zhao Hongyan lightly licked the lip balm on his lips, and also laughed: "This Haoyuelou lip balm is indeed fragrant and sweet. But..."
"But what? Isn't it delicious?"
Lin Shuang looked at him with the same smudged lips: "I think it's quite delicious, don't worry, this Haoyuelou's mouth fat is pure natural, very healthy, and it's definitely not poisonous to eat!"
Unknowingly, Lin Shuang's occupational disease occurred again.
Zhao Hongyan was angry and funny, and pulled her into his arms again, staring at her with fiery eyes.
"However, it was too much. I only tasted the taste of mouth fat, but not your taste. It's a pity."
what?
Lin Shuang's little face suddenly turned into a ripe red apple. This guy is really getting stronger and stronger, and he really doesn't blush when he talks about love.
She didn't see this guy's wolf nature before, she really blinded her big watery eyes for nothing!
The episode will end before September 9th, and the new article will start to be updated before the 20th. It is also a farming article. If you like it, go and have a look. By the way, save it with your little hands. If you can, leave a comment. ok, haha~
"Spicy Nongmen Girl: Beast Black Prince Loves His Wife" will be updated before the 20th of this month, it looks like it will be more than ten~
ps: The hero and heroine of the new article have played soy sauce in "The Brave Girl"~
This is a story about a peasant girl who aspires to be an "ugly fat man who is as rich as a country" by relying on a matchmaker to make a fortune, but finally puts herself in it:
The heroine is the best in abuse, talking about love, being a matchmaker, earning money, and by the way, accepting a beautiful boy to flirt with every day,
It is not only the turnaround battle of the ugly peasant girl becoming the first matchmaker, but also a wonderful textbook of fancy love.
Pure farming and earning money, no palace fights, no power schemes, warm and sweet pets, relaxed and funny, welcome all girls to jump into the pit to love, okay~
(End of this chapter)
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