My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 4 Do you know Zhu Bajie?
"Shangxian?" In front of the Guanghan Palace in the Heaven Realm, Chang'e once again showed doubts when she heard the voice in the sky like a bell, and murmured: "The little fairy is Chang'e, Chang'e, the Guanghan fairy, since the Shangxian is here Come on, why don't you show up and see?"

"Fairy Guanghan? Pretend, you continue to pretend." Shi Fan flipped through the information that was shaken out: Chang'e, two meters away.

"Two meters?" Shi Fan looked around, damn, isn't the two meters next door?He really doesn't know who lives next door.

Before he fainted, in order to avoid being laughed at, Shi Fan moved out of the house rented by the school here.

This is a shantytown. Brother Fan rents a one-story house. It shares the same yard with Yang Tingting’s house. There is a square and a side room in the yard, and this side room is rented to Shi Fan, but this house is the same as the house where the Yang family lives. They are not next to each other, there is a long distance between them, and there are buildings blocking them. If you say that the next door is another house separated by a wall.

"No, I have to go and see which woman blasphemed sister Chang'e and what she looks like. Do you deserve to play Chang'e?"

Shi Fan angrily walked out the door and went straight to the next door.

"Shangxian, Shangxian, are you still there?" Chang'e Fairy in front of the Guanghan Palace shouted for a long time, the space was silent and there was no response, and it was messy again.It can't be that bullshit canopy, he is voyeuristic, and he has been thinking about himself for a long time, so it's better not to be seen by him.

"No way!" Chang'e waved her pink fist, next time I will use the Xuanguang mirror to look at you, so that you have nowhere to hide, if it is really a canopy, I will sue the Jade Emperor.

No matter what she thought, Brother Fan had already trotted all the way to the door of the next room.

"Crack!" Coincidentally, the door was pushed open, and it was a woman who walked out.

"Damn it!" Seeing this girl, Shi Fan was also in a mess. Damn, her waist is as thick as a bucket, what is she smearing on her face?flour?There are five taels if you don’t have a catty, and the small eyes, the fat ones are all narrowed into slits, and the freckles on the nose of the distiller’s lees. Can you play the role of Chang’e sister, can you not be funny.

Now this PS technology is too exaggerated, such a woman is turned into a Guanghan fairy, it can't be unreasonable anymore.

"Handsome guy!" The woman looked at Shi Fan with bright eyes, her small eyes straightened: "Are you here to pursue me? Your mobile phone... Wow, is it the Supreme Ultimate? Is it for me? Hurry up Give it to me, sister can't wait."

Seeing that woman rushing over like he had never seen a man in eight lifetimes, Brother Fan ran away in fright. This is his most valuable household appliance, how could I give it to you, let's make your spring and autumn dream come true.

After leaving Shi's house, only this mobile phone was kept with him. This is the only valuable thing he has so far. How could he give it away?School flowers are not good, let alone you.

Shi Fan ran all the way back from the next door, and sat back on the chair, his little heart was still beating, scaring him to death.Fortunately, that woman was so fat that she disappeared within a few steps, and she didn't know that Shi Fan lived next door to her.

"You play Chang'e, you have a bucket waist, why don't you die?" Opening WeChat, Shi Fan sent a sentence viciously.

"I play Chang'e? I'm Chang'e. Give me a bucket waist. What kind of plane are you doing? The Lun family is obviously a willow with a small waist, okay?" Who dares to say that I have a thick waist in the journey from the mortal world to the heavenly court?But this unknown Shangxian is simply unreasonable.

"Look, you still say you're not pretending. If you're really Chang'e, how could there be planes in the fairy world? I said big sister, can we not be funny."

"I'm pretending?" Chang'e felt even more aggrieved. She pointed to the flying magic weapon that disappeared in the distance, and said to herself that the flying magic weapon in our fairy world is called an airplane. What are you doing, as if you are not a fairy.

"You're just pretending. Not only do you have a bucket waist, but you also have a big pancake face, small eyes, a bit of rosacea nose, and freckles." Shi Fan patted his chest vigorously to smooth himself out, but he was also very angry. If a slim beauty played Chang'e That's all, it happens to be a guy whose waist is thicker than a bucket, no one can hold it.

"No, no, no, I'm Yangliu with a small waist." Sister Chang'e roared and ran away completely. If Shi Fan was in front of her, she would have to be scratched into potato shreds by her. As a peerless dancer in heaven, her figure is as light as Yan, graceful and charming, is degraded to the waist of a bucket by others. She still has a big pancake face and small eyes, which concentrates all the shortcomings of women. No matter how reserved and cold Sister Chang'e is, it is impossible to hold her.

"Still quibbling!" Shi Fanxin said that this time I must let you show your true colors, let you have a big pancake face and pretend to be Chang'e, if I haven't seen you before, it's fine, you can pretend, I will see you Yes, you still pretend, it is an insult to the IQ of the people on earth.

It's not your fault that you're fat, but it's your fault when you come out scary.

What's even more tragic is that Shi Fan typed this sentence casually, and the words immediately turned into voices and appeared in Chang'e's mind.

"It's not my fault that I'm fat, but it's my fault to come out and scare people?" Chang'e was so angry that she almost didn't report directly to the underworld.

"Who have I scared, who have I scared, from the pawns in the heavenly court to the Buddha, from the Crystal Palace to the 33rd heaven, who doesn't praise me for being unparalleled in beauty, dancing in the world, who dares to say that I am fat?"

Sister Chang'e was about to cry, but she hadn't said anything, and walked up and down the Guanghan jade steps angrily. If she didn't get discouraged, she wouldn't explode all at once.

Shi Fan said: "Well, I will give you another chance. I will mention a famous person in the heaven. If you know him, I will admit that you are Chang'e. If you don't know him, just tell me where you are. Don't blaspheme brother. Goddess, when I was a child, I slept with Chang'e's arms around me, you know that?"

"Sleeping with my arms around you?" Chang'e was stunned. Ever since entering the Guanghan Palace, my sister has never hugged a child to sleep. Could it be when she was in the mortal world?But in the mortal world, my sister has never hugged any bear child to sleep, my sister is pure and pure, she has no hobbies, so it's all the same.

"Okay, you can mention it!" Chang'e said, patted the front of the front vigorously, and gave herself a smooth air, thinking that there is no famous god in heaven that I don't know, that is Erlang God, the [-] grass-headed gods I respectfully call her a fairy, not to mention Tiantinghu, this is definitely an excellent opportunity to rectify her name. Sister Chang'e realized that the opportunity had come, and her pink and fat face was flushed with excitement, and there was a bit of Xiafei's cheeks. mean.

It's beautiful, it's too beautiful to behold, but the opposite person is a person who doesn't understand the style, so it has to make people depressed.

"Do you know Sun Wukong?" Shi Fan typed a few words casually.

"Sun Wukong?" Sister Chang'e was stunned. Nima, who is Sun Wukong? My sister has never heard of it. Tell her who Sun Wukong is and see if she doesn't beat you to death.

After searching and thinking for a long time, sister Chang'e didn't remember who Sun Wukong was. Tu Xing/Sun had heard of it, but it was obviously wrong.

"Tch, how dare you pretend to be Chang'e if you don't even know a monkey?" Shi Fan contemptuously continued typing the next line: "Do you know Zhu Bajie?"

"Zhu Bajie? Which kind of God and Buddha is Zhu Bajie?" Sister Chang'e was completely confused. She said to herself that I knew Marshal Tianpeng and really wanted to demote him to the mortal world and become a pig, but he hadn't had time to implement it. Could it be that this person has Is it impossible to predict the future?But it’s not right, the name is wrong, whoever said that the canopy turns into a pig will be called Zhu Bajie, and I plan to call him Zhu Incompetent, impotent and capable, “Hey, what should I do, it’s so difficult for my sister to justify her name .”

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