My girlfriend is Fairy Chang'e

Chapter 5
Chang'e's words can be displayed on Shi Fan's mobile phone, but the inner activities can't, but there are many lonely people in the heaven, and the place is big, and they are not afraid of being heard by others, so they talk to themselves and nag all day long. There are only a few people in the huge Guanghan Palace, so Sister Chang'e likes to talk to herself when she is fine, for example, the osmanthus tree is blooming, so beautiful; Yutu, you Can you be more careful when you take a shower, and can you stop backstroke?

The Jade Rabbit likes to float on the water, which really makes Sister Chang'e speechless.

"Stupid? Hmph!" Shi Fan contentedly took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, and gently blew out a puff of smoke. It was cool!Zhu Bajie pretends to be Chang'e even if he doesn't know him. Doesn't Chang'e know that Chang'e is Bajie's dream lover?
"Shangxian Shangxian, give me another chance, you can tell me another one I appointed to know, I think the god you mentioned must be a little hairy god who has no reputation, can't go to Lingxiao Temple, can't enter Yaochi, all the great immortals don't have me do not recognize."

Little Mao God, hmph, how could the arrogant sister Chang'e take the initiative to strengthen them, it's normal if they don't know each other.

"Pretending to be sophistry, I will never give up if I don't let you reveal your secrets today." Shi Fan pinched the middle of the person hard, typing a line of words on it, "That's all right, I'll make you a famous one."

"Okay!" Fairy Guanghan was full of anticipation, she finally had a chance, and said to herself that you must mention a famous one this time, hey, thinking of the bucket waist and big pancake face, Sister Chang'e has a feeling that she is going to hell The feeling of reporting. .

Shi Fan touched his forehead and thought for a while, then typed a line of words, "Do you know Bai Zihua?"

"..." Sister Chang'e fainted completely, where did Bai Zihua come from in Heaven.

"Hahaha!" Shi Fan over there has already laughed out loud, and punished the pretending to be a criminal, cool, just now he did it on purpose, Bai Zihua was fabricated by a certain girl, you can't know it even if it's the real Chang'e, don't say it You're a fake Chang'e, you're a bastard that even Brother Hou and Bajie don't know, that's why I'm lazy to talk to you.

Because it was too comfortable, Brother Fan overlooked one point, if the woman in WeChat is really the thickest next door, how could she not know about Bai Zihua.

"Okay." Shi Fan leisurely typed another line, "Brother has completely revealed your original shape now, you should quickly change your avatar, and don't insult Sister Chang'e in front of me, or don't blame me for being rude."

Fairy Guanghan over there is already crying, "Who the hell are you? You keep saying that sister Chang'e is your goddess and cannot be blasphemed, but now that Chang'e is right in front of your eyes, is there anyone who distorts the image of a beauty like you? Huh?"

Chang'e suddenly had an idea, "Sister Chang'e, I remember that guy in the canopy called it that way. Could it be the canopy, but the tone is obviously not like that."

"No, I want to take a look at you. If you are really that bastard of Tianpeng, I will sue you to Lingxiao Palace for everything I say."

Dare to tease and distort Chang'e's public lover image, the consequences of Chang'e's anger are terrible!
With a wave of Chang'e's hand, Chang'e cast the mysterious light mirror spell. This is a common method in the fairy world to communicate with others. It is relatively common, and it is a unilateral request. If you want to see the other party, you must get the other party's consent.

There was a ripple in the void, and a bright water mirror emerged in the air.

"Do you accept the other party's video request?" Shi Fan immediately received the other party's video request on WeChat, and asked him if he agreed.

"You still want to video with me like this? I said bucket waist, can you not scare brother." Shi Fan pressed off the video request with a single finger, and then patted his chest. Damn, I scared brother to death .

The scene invitation was rejected, Chang'e Qi's pink face was flushed, the majestic Guanghan Fairy was boundless and beautiful, pure as jade, she always rejected other people's invitations, why was she ever rejected.

"It must be that bastard Tianpeng, it must be, you must be afraid that I will recognize you and dare not accept the invitation." Chang'e said bitterly.

"You wait for you fat man, don't let me catch you, or I will sue the Jade Emperor and demote you to the mortal world and become a pig."

Chang'e muttered angrily, turned around and swayed, and returned to Guanghan Palace with wide sleeves.

"Fairy, why are you so angry?" A girl with a double bun came out to greet her, with a pair of big snow-white ears growing under her temples. It was Chang'e's pet Jade Rabbit.

"Who else, not the lingering guy in the canopy... um, isn't that right?" Chang'e's expression suddenly froze. If it was really the canopy, why would he pretend not to know him? Who else in the sky doesn't know him? My Chang'e's?He didn't need to pretend, and the tone of his speech was full of disdain, and it couldn't be Tianpeng. Tianpeng always talked to him with flattery and respect.

"This person is not the canopy!" Chang'e, who was sober, quickly abandoned her previous judgment, so the question came, who could it be if it wasn't the canopy?There is only one male god who dares to disrespect himself in the heavenly court. As a fairy of Guanghan, Chang'e still has this confidence.

"Sister, what's the matter with you?" Jade Rabbit asked tentatively, turned into a rabbit as white as jade, and lay down at Chang'e's feet.

"Nothing!" Chang'e waved her hand. The other party was a male cultivator of unknown origin, and the laws of the Heavenly Court were strict. It was inconvenient to discuss this matter with Yutu for the time being.

As a woman, and a proud woman, the more a man disdains, the more she can arouse women's desire to express themselves. They all hope that they can be recognized by all men, even the person she looks down on the most. won't be happy.

At this moment, Chang'e wanted to use the Xuanguang mirror to prove herself to Shi Fan immediately, to prove that she was not a bucket waist, not a pancake face, but looking at the sky, there was no one there. Sitting on the jade steps of Guanghan Palace, sister Chang'e was depressed.

"Sister, I'm going to smash the medicine first." Seeing that Chang'e was not happy, the jade rabbit stood up, and carefully retreated to the apse holding the small jade pestle.

"Water bucket waist, big pancake face, small eyes!" The perplexed Shi Fan typed a few more lines into WeChat.

Every line Shi Fan typed turned into a vicious voice that resounded in Chang'e's mind. To Fairy Guanghan, who was famous for her beautiful figure, this was the most vicious voice in the world. Chang'e wanted to prove herself to the other party, but The other party didn't give her a chance at all and hung up again.

"Woohoo!" Chang'e hugged her knees with both hands, and cried on her arms. That grievance, and the other party didn't give her a chance to show it, was what made Sister Chang'e most depressed.

I've always been used to being complimented by fairy men from the fairy world, but now he suddenly came out and acted against the sky, which deeply hurt Sister Chang'e's heart, and this reckless guy also left an indelible impression on Fairy Guanghan, It is impossible to forget him for the rest of my life, to be exact, I want to remember and hate him for the rest of my life.

(End of this chapter)