Rebirth of the first crazy concubine

Chapter 399
At this time, someone naturally brought up the matter of using the ghost-masked monkey to test the poison, and the inner ghost said: "Then let people use the monkey."

Soon someone brought up a few bamboo cages, and what were the chirping monkeys jumping up and down in the cages?Tang Shiyi knelt down enthusiastically and chatted with your monkey in the cage.

People who are close to him can probably understand the meaning of his words: little monkeys, if you are wronged, you have a debtor, you have recognized those who gave you medicine!

The inner ghost intentionally slowed down his pace step by step. Tang Shiyi glanced at him and said, "Did you just fall into the latrine and broke your leg? Why are you walking these few steps harder than an 80-year-old lady?" Hurry up, I'm still hungry, my lord."

The inner ghost was yelled at by him, and his steps were quick, and he came to the bamboo cage in a few steps, and ordered people to open the cage to catch a ghost-faced monkey.The face of the ghost-faced monkey with its fangs was particularly ferocious. It was struggling in the hands of the Tang Sect boy, and the claws grabbed something and sent it to its mouth.

But no matter how it can do it, it is just a monkey.Can't escape the tragic fate of testing medicine.

The inner ghost opened a small porcelain bottle without any hassle. The small, white and clean small porcelain bottle looked very cute. The stopper was tightly plugged, and as soon as the stopper was opened, a strange fragrance filled the room.

But no one could tell what it was like.

I poured out the pills in the bottle, and there was a black one, just like ordinary pills.

Tang Shiyi snatched back the small porcelain bottle in his hand, and left him only one pill, as if protecting a treasure, he said: "One is enough, don't waste my treasure, my lord." He quickly moved his body back a few steps.

The inner ghost stuffed the pill into the monkey's mouth with everyone's expectant eyes. He had thought about it in his heart. No matter how powerful Tang Shishi's poison was, it was for the monkey to eat it. What harm can one who has been fed poison do?So he didn't have the slightest precaution when he did the action of feeding the medicine.

The ghost-faced monkey was stuffed with medicine and gulped it down, and then everyone waited for him to have an attack, and if he was fine, it must be the panacea, and if it did, it was poison.But no one expected that the monkey would fart after fart after taking the medicine!
It didn't stop, and when everyone in this room was waiting to witness the peerless poisonousness, the sound and smell of the fart really gave off an indescribable sense of joy.Especially the little boy holding the monkey was terrified by a fart. With a shake of his hand, the monkey was free, jumped up and sat on the ghost's head, and then there was a loud fart.

Drug testing is such an exciting and serious matter, it should be serious, but the loud fart that the monkey squatted on his forehead was so wonderful that many people couldn't control their laughter.

"My God! What kind of poison is this?"

"Why does this ghost-faced monkey keep farting!"

"Look at the face of the master of the stick hall, it's all smudged yellow."

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Tang Shiyi poked his head out of the crowd, with a proud face, and interrupted the heated discussion: "I haven't seen it before, it's right if I haven't seen it, I made it myself It's a strange poison, called 'Smelly Fart Beng', if you put one in, you're guaranteed to release a hundred or eighty loud farts a day."

He took a few steps back, pinched his nose, and cursed secretly: "What the hell did this unlucky monkey eat, why is it so smelly?"

The ghost face pulled the wild monkey off its head with both hands, and threw it to the ground with a ruthless hand, then picked up the stick on the side, and the monkey's head exploded with one stick, and the monkey screamed. He died before he could exit.

Those other ghost-faced monkeys in the cage suddenly exploded, smashing the cage, smashing the cage, yelling, yelling, the bloody scene there, fortunately, Tang Shiyi watched too many people who were killed by his own poisonous hair. Scenes.He got better after a little discomfort in this scene.

However, I also feel a little more disgusted with the inner ghost in my heart. This person's attack is too ruthless, and his master is definitely not a good person. If this Tang Sect falls into their hands, let alone kill one Monkey, how many disciples of the Tang Sect standing in this room will die by their hands?
So he and Shiqi must not let this group of ghosts succeed, even if they don't want this Tangmen, they must not allow others to destroy it!
Only with it can there be Tang Shiyi today, and with it, he can live like a human being.Even though the days in Tangmen were painful, even though he crawled out of the bloody, poisonous dead pile and lived to this day, Tangmen meant a lot to him.

No one saw the flash of killing intent in his eyes, and no one saw his tightly clenched fists. In just a moment, he returned to Tang Shiyi who was laughing and smiling all day long.

After Tang Shiyi announced the name of the poison, the expressions on the faces of the big guys were quite exciting. Such a funny name and considering the monkey's reaction just now, isn't it very appropriate?The name is vulgar, but it is true and vivid.

The three words "stinky fart collapse" are used extremely cleverly.

The inner ghost was thoroughly ridiculed by everyone, and his face became even uglier. He looked at Tang Shiyi and asked, "Did you do it on purpose?"

"I'm very happy on purpose! Did you get dizzy from that monkey's fart? You obviously wanted to search yourself for drugs and tests, but I didn't do anything." Tang Shiyi snorted. , looked at him with raised eyebrows.He is innocent.

"You know it's this kind of medicine, why didn't you tell me in advance, just to make me laugh?"

Tang Shixi sighed in his heart: "I tell you this is a medicine that can make people fart, do you believe it? You will be a ghost if you believe it. Don't you always think that my skill hides the antidote? Try it Ah! You should keep trying!" He was still waiting for a good show.

The ghost had nothing to say, because what he said was the truth, and he had to admit it.

And the others watched the excitement again, laughed even more happily, took a few breaths of the stench in the room, and quickly covered their noses.

This pile of small medicine bottles, and now only tried one to make such a big joke, the man naturally became more cautious, and poured out another small pill from another seemingly ordinary small green bottle. It's not big, it has a faint grass fragrance, and it's round and round, only half the size of your little thumbnail.

This time, the inner ghost learned a lesson, and after feeding the monkey the pills, it retreated far away from the ground.Then he stared at the monkey for a long time, making sure that there was no abnormal reaction before withdrawing his heart.

Tang Shiyi shook his head, don't be too happy, young master, would I just put a bottle of medicine in my pocket?That's because you don't understand me.

(End of this chapter)