Rebirth of the first crazy concubine
Chapter 400
Chapter 400
"Look at the monkey's mouth, why did green saliva flow out suddenly, my God, it's disgusting, do you smell it?"
"What's the smell? The smell of the monkey's fart just now, what else can it smell like? Don't look at me. I take a bath every day, but it's clean."
"No, it came out of that monkey's mouth, evil, no, I'm going to vomit, I'm evil..." So one person rushed out, and then the second person rushed out, and then The third, the fourth...
Tang Shiyi would be far away now, sitting on the stool with his legs crossed, raised his eyelids and said in a muffled voice: "This is the 'Bad Breath Dashuang Pill', how is it sour?"
The two monkeys have already forced most of the room out of the house, and the ones left are either those with a weak nose or those who are particularly resistant.Of course, there is also Tang Shiyi who is so far away from the ground, and then takes out Xiao Yuxi's fragrant handkerchief to cover his mouth and nose.
"Do you want to continue?" Tang Shixi felt that although the bustle was good-looking, the smell was not very pleasant!It made him go back smelly, Xiao Yuxi should ignore him.
"Don't say I didn't warn you, my lord! If you want this house to smell so bad that no one dares to approach it for half a mile around, then go ahead."
He can bear it, but the ghost can't bear it anymore. It is estimated that the monkey's fart really hit his forehead. Now his brain is moving a little slowly, and it took him a long time to react to Tang Shiyi's words. Meaning: "Woo, woo, you're all stinky poison!"
Tang Shishi had already moved to the window, and he still said the same sentence through the veil: "If you don't believe me, try it."
To say that the inner ghost didn't take him Tang Shiyi seriously at the beginning, nor did he pay attention to Tang Shiyi's poison, but now he has to keep him in his heart, this person is too hateful!These poisons are so fucking disgusting, he's about to vomit!
If you continue to try this, maybe you can try something ghostly?Don't they Tang Sect like to play with bugs?Maybe a worm could crawl out of that monkey's mouth.
If Tang Shiyi knew what he was thinking at this time, he would definitely admire his understanding!He also really has a medicine that is wrapped in Gu worms, and he calls it "Big Bedbug"!
"I'm going to be a little dizzy now, I want to rest overnight and try again tomorrow!" The ghost said while holding the table, his words were mixed. till tomorrow?Because he had to keep a head that hadn't been stunned by the smoke to think clearly about how to deal with them!
"Then my poison?" Tang Shixi pointed to the unopened treasures on the table.
The inner ghost said anxiously: "Of course you have to stay here, what if you take it back and tamper with it?"
Tang Shiyi immediately replied: "Then what if you fancy these poisons of mine and want to take them for yourself?" We don't trust anyone!Don't tell anyone!
"Then what do you say?"
"I'll leave you one of each. You have to keep it. Don't say I'm playing tricks. Of course, if you think one is not powerful enough, I'm generous enough to give you two." Tang Shixi raised his finger and said.
The ghost said with a dark face: "One is enough!" Who the hell would care about such disgusting things like you.
Tang Shishi kept the pills for him one by one as if his flesh had been cut by others, and pulled the few remaining hall masters who were still carrying them in the room, and said, "Look, I, Tang Shishi, Do the right thing.”
But the people who were dragged by him thought to themselves in a hurry: You are so evil, are you okay?It's okay for people who are good at home to secretly develop a poison that makes people let out a hundred or eighty farts a day?Isn't this a joke?But they dare not laugh!I'm afraid that the pill in Tang Shiyi's hand will fall into his mouth in the next moment. If he puts out eight hundred and ten farts all over his body, how can he be seen by others!
After Tang Shishi finished his work, he went back to report the results to Mu Shiqi.
But before his body flew over and landed in front of Dugu Chen's door, he was blocked by a certain fierce god with a hidden weapon.
Duguchen's face was cold, his eyes were full of disgust, as if he saw something unclean, and he held his nose coquettishly: "Tang Shishi, did you fall into the shit hole?"
Tang Shiyi felt that even if he didn't have no smell at all, he still didn't have the smell he described all over his body!He was still rippling in the spring breeze before coming back, how could he still be able to smell it all over him after leaving it so far?It must be that this person's nose smells bad!Deliberately finding fault with him!
So, he shouted at Shi Qi at the top of his voice: "Seventeen, Shi Qi, your man bullied me again!" He couldn't beat him, so he could find Shi Qi to help him.
With Dugu Chen's temperament, he is not the kind of person who is looking for trouble.If he wanted to dislike him, he must have already flown to the sky, how could he have the opportunity to jump around at this door, shouting and shouting.
Mu Shiqi listened to the conversation between the two of them in the room. It wasn't her who was trying to protect his shortcomings, but Dugu Chen just said a word. Based on what she knew about him, he is not someone who just makes trouble and scolds others.Even though Tang Shiyi really deserves to be scolded sometimes, Prince Renchen likes to solve problems with his hands.
Therefore, the smell of Tang Shiyi that he smelled in his nose might be that kind of smell.So she didn't speak for Tang Shiyi. Instead, she asked him to go back and wash himself up before talking about the matter. Although she couldn't smell the smell, just thinking about it made her feel uncomfortable.
Tang Shishi was confused, did he have a problem with his nose?He obviously didn't smell any peculiar smell on his body, but he couldn't find Yuxi to confirm that he couldn't afford to lose this person.Looking for Tsuruba?It must be taken as a joke by him.That big bug named Xiang?I have been confronting him all the time, never saying yes if I don't have it, and saying no if I have it.
Forget it, he'd better take a bath obediently, he remembered that He Yu had a lot of medicinal powders with white and tender skin and a fragrant fragrance, he went to get some and put them in the bath water, the fragrance must be compelling.
Tang Shiyi smells so good after taking a shower!It's a bit too fragrant, and when I came from a distance, Mu Shiqi didn't look at anyone, thinking that the girl Tang Ying suddenly got better and rushed out the door.Only after he came in did she realize that it was Tang Shiyi's smell.
In fact, Duguchen still had the urge to throw him out for a moment, but he held back with a blunt face.
Otherwise, Shi Qi would think that he was just looking for trouble. In the words of Tang Shi Shi, it would be: your nose is precious, and no one else's nose is good!
But this time, Mu Shiqi couldn't bear it anymore, the fragrance rushed straight to her forehead!
Man, what kind of spices and spices do you use!The key is that you can use it, why use women's powder and fragrance!
Mu Shiqi put her finger on her nose and said, "Tang Shiyi, what on earth did you sprinkle on yourself!" She could feel Dugu Chen's nose being filled with a strong smell, and she had the urge to kick people away Woolen cloth.
The comment area is getting colder every day, isn't it going to grow grass!
Come on guys weeding!
(End of this chapter)
"Look at the monkey's mouth, why did green saliva flow out suddenly, my God, it's disgusting, do you smell it?"
"What's the smell? The smell of the monkey's fart just now, what else can it smell like? Don't look at me. I take a bath every day, but it's clean."
"No, it came out of that monkey's mouth, evil, no, I'm going to vomit, I'm evil..." So one person rushed out, and then the second person rushed out, and then The third, the fourth...
Tang Shiyi would be far away now, sitting on the stool with his legs crossed, raised his eyelids and said in a muffled voice: "This is the 'Bad Breath Dashuang Pill', how is it sour?"
The two monkeys have already forced most of the room out of the house, and the ones left are either those with a weak nose or those who are particularly resistant.Of course, there is also Tang Shiyi who is so far away from the ground, and then takes out Xiao Yuxi's fragrant handkerchief to cover his mouth and nose.
"Do you want to continue?" Tang Shixi felt that although the bustle was good-looking, the smell was not very pleasant!It made him go back smelly, Xiao Yuxi should ignore him.
"Don't say I didn't warn you, my lord! If you want this house to smell so bad that no one dares to approach it for half a mile around, then go ahead."
He can bear it, but the ghost can't bear it anymore. It is estimated that the monkey's fart really hit his forehead. Now his brain is moving a little slowly, and it took him a long time to react to Tang Shiyi's words. Meaning: "Woo, woo, you're all stinky poison!"
Tang Shishi had already moved to the window, and he still said the same sentence through the veil: "If you don't believe me, try it."
To say that the inner ghost didn't take him Tang Shiyi seriously at the beginning, nor did he pay attention to Tang Shiyi's poison, but now he has to keep him in his heart, this person is too hateful!These poisons are so fucking disgusting, he's about to vomit!
If you continue to try this, maybe you can try something ghostly?Don't they Tang Sect like to play with bugs?Maybe a worm could crawl out of that monkey's mouth.
If Tang Shiyi knew what he was thinking at this time, he would definitely admire his understanding!He also really has a medicine that is wrapped in Gu worms, and he calls it "Big Bedbug"!
"I'm going to be a little dizzy now, I want to rest overnight and try again tomorrow!" The ghost said while holding the table, his words were mixed. till tomorrow?Because he had to keep a head that hadn't been stunned by the smoke to think clearly about how to deal with them!
"Then my poison?" Tang Shixi pointed to the unopened treasures on the table.
The inner ghost said anxiously: "Of course you have to stay here, what if you take it back and tamper with it?"
Tang Shiyi immediately replied: "Then what if you fancy these poisons of mine and want to take them for yourself?" We don't trust anyone!Don't tell anyone!
"Then what do you say?"
"I'll leave you one of each. You have to keep it. Don't say I'm playing tricks. Of course, if you think one is not powerful enough, I'm generous enough to give you two." Tang Shixi raised his finger and said.
The ghost said with a dark face: "One is enough!" Who the hell would care about such disgusting things like you.
Tang Shishi kept the pills for him one by one as if his flesh had been cut by others, and pulled the few remaining hall masters who were still carrying them in the room, and said, "Look, I, Tang Shishi, Do the right thing.”
But the people who were dragged by him thought to themselves in a hurry: You are so evil, are you okay?It's okay for people who are good at home to secretly develop a poison that makes people let out a hundred or eighty farts a day?Isn't this a joke?But they dare not laugh!I'm afraid that the pill in Tang Shiyi's hand will fall into his mouth in the next moment. If he puts out eight hundred and ten farts all over his body, how can he be seen by others!
After Tang Shishi finished his work, he went back to report the results to Mu Shiqi.
But before his body flew over and landed in front of Dugu Chen's door, he was blocked by a certain fierce god with a hidden weapon.
Duguchen's face was cold, his eyes were full of disgust, as if he saw something unclean, and he held his nose coquettishly: "Tang Shishi, did you fall into the shit hole?"
Tang Shiyi felt that even if he didn't have no smell at all, he still didn't have the smell he described all over his body!He was still rippling in the spring breeze before coming back, how could he still be able to smell it all over him after leaving it so far?It must be that this person's nose smells bad!Deliberately finding fault with him!
So, he shouted at Shi Qi at the top of his voice: "Seventeen, Shi Qi, your man bullied me again!" He couldn't beat him, so he could find Shi Qi to help him.
With Dugu Chen's temperament, he is not the kind of person who is looking for trouble.If he wanted to dislike him, he must have already flown to the sky, how could he have the opportunity to jump around at this door, shouting and shouting.
Mu Shiqi listened to the conversation between the two of them in the room. It wasn't her who was trying to protect his shortcomings, but Dugu Chen just said a word. Based on what she knew about him, he is not someone who just makes trouble and scolds others.Even though Tang Shiyi really deserves to be scolded sometimes, Prince Renchen likes to solve problems with his hands.
Therefore, the smell of Tang Shiyi that he smelled in his nose might be that kind of smell.So she didn't speak for Tang Shiyi. Instead, she asked him to go back and wash himself up before talking about the matter. Although she couldn't smell the smell, just thinking about it made her feel uncomfortable.
Tang Shishi was confused, did he have a problem with his nose?He obviously didn't smell any peculiar smell on his body, but he couldn't find Yuxi to confirm that he couldn't afford to lose this person.Looking for Tsuruba?It must be taken as a joke by him.That big bug named Xiang?I have been confronting him all the time, never saying yes if I don't have it, and saying no if I have it.
Forget it, he'd better take a bath obediently, he remembered that He Yu had a lot of medicinal powders with white and tender skin and a fragrant fragrance, he went to get some and put them in the bath water, the fragrance must be compelling.
Tang Shiyi smells so good after taking a shower!It's a bit too fragrant, and when I came from a distance, Mu Shiqi didn't look at anyone, thinking that the girl Tang Ying suddenly got better and rushed out the door.Only after he came in did she realize that it was Tang Shiyi's smell.
In fact, Duguchen still had the urge to throw him out for a moment, but he held back with a blunt face.
Otherwise, Shi Qi would think that he was just looking for trouble. In the words of Tang Shi Shi, it would be: your nose is precious, and no one else's nose is good!
But this time, Mu Shiqi couldn't bear it anymore, the fragrance rushed straight to her forehead!
Man, what kind of spices and spices do you use!The key is that you can use it, why use women's powder and fragrance!
Mu Shiqi put her finger on her nose and said, "Tang Shiyi, what on earth did you sprinkle on yourself!" She could feel Dugu Chen's nose being filled with a strong smell, and she had the urge to kick people away Woolen cloth.
The comment area is getting colder every day, isn't it going to grow grass!
Come on guys weeding!
(End of this chapter)
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