The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 1009 Extra Story 36: Pieces of Daily Life

Many years later, Burst asked Lemon why he agreed to his marriage proposal. Lemon glanced at him, showing her standard straight woman answer for more than ten years: "Maybe it's because I'm used to double rows with you, and I'm too lazy to change someone else." .”

Explosion: "." Okay, so I'm just a tool person with no emotions.

When he asked this question, he was rolling up his sleeves and researching new dishes in the kitchen, changing only those few dishes every day, he was afraid that his lemons would get tired of eating one day.

He never thought that he would be lucky enough to meet her, but he really spoiled her like a princess as he had expected.

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【About gong shou】

Ten kills: "Ten is one, but you are zero."

Zero: "." What can I do, I am a zero.

This story is also known as: On the Importance of Naming.

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When she was pregnant, Bu Yao finally fulfilled Captain Lu's perverted desire to let her gain weight, and she was successfully transformed from a thin body to a slightly fat one. Even her partner A who had been with her for many years seemed to have changed.

Lu Yan hugged her every night and sighed proudly: "How important it is to have a pair of hardworking hands, this is all due to me!"

Bu Yao who was raised as a pig: "...Get lost!"

It's a credit, she can't wait to get up in the middle of the night and kick him twice every day, okay?
Knowing that the pregnant woman was emotionally unstable, Lu Yan didn't dare to tease her harshly, and while pinching her swollen legs, he smiled and said, "What's wrong with the fat one?"

"When I was thin, it lived in my heart, but when I was fat, it got stuck and I couldn't get out."

Bu Yao's words to him had already reached the edge of her mouth, she swallowed them silently when she heard them, leaned towards his face and said, "Reward."

After being pregnant, it was very hard, but he always had a way to make her happy.

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One day many years later, Chi Xiaonian touched his increasingly protruding belly, nestled with Yu Shenguang, and thought of a name for the baby.

Yu Zhinan Shenguang has always been named Fei, so he casually said, "Yu Chi."

"I'm returning the fish tank!" Chi Xiaonian rolled his eyes at him, "Think again!"

Yu Shenguang had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought of a sentence that often appeared in Chi Xiaonian's fanart: I want everyone to know that this fish pond is contracted by you!
So he said without hesitation: "Fish pond."

The result was a violent beating by an irritable pregnant woman.

While rubbing Chi Xiaonian's sore hand, a certain straight man thought silently: Let's call it Yu Caisan, and the other way around is pickled cabbage fish.

After all, this unlucky child is sour and redundant, and he was beaten before he was born!

snort!
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On the day when Bu Yao was about to give birth, Lu Yan combed his hair to look like an adult again, put on his black suit for big events, and shouted excitedly: "I'm already going to be a father, I need to be more mature!"

The 'mature' and handsome him has attracted the attention of countless people along the way, so much so that there is still such a joke in the hospital after a long time:
Patient A: "Have you heard of it? There was a handsome man in a suit and leather shoes who came to give birth to his wife, and he cried louder than his wife. No one else could persuade him!"

Patient B: "Of course I've heard of it! It is said that the two of them were all stupid after giving birth to their children. When they were discharged from the hospital, they were so busy packing up their things that they even forgot to hold the baby!"

Lu Yan couldn't figure it out, didn't his little Ruimo cry louder than other children when he was born?Why did he cry louder than his wife?

Although he really couldn't hold back, he murmured a few times holding Bu Yaoyao who just came back from the gate of hell...

But after he finished whimpering, he immediately tweeted excitedly to announce it to the world.

[Lu Pretty V: On this special day today, the cooperation project between me and Bu Yaoyao has been officially developed successfully. Lu's Construction Bank will officially open today. Those who hold a China Merchants Bank license, please queue up to get a number for business negotiations. Select high-quality customers for cooperation. Ps: The wrinkled little lover in the previous life is not good-looking at all, I will always love Bu Yaoyao! 】

As soon as this 'Investment Weibo' was posted, Chi Xiaonian was the first to rush to the battlefield with his son.

[It's a light, not a light bulb V: My family is rich, let me come! 】

As soon as Lu Yan saw the style of the painting, he knew that it was a groundhog who was secretly playing with Guangguang's Weibo account, so he replied without hesitation: Your son is too short, next.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I was speechless.

What can she do, she can only pray that Yu Shenguang's genes will be stronger, and what's more...frantically feeding Yu Cai sour with milk.

Bah, it's Yu Chi!
Sand sculpture netizens are also crazy to join in the fun.

[Ah, ah, beautiful daughter of Lu, I can do it!I want to come even if I have no money! 】

[Hahaha what the hell is the little lover wrinkled, I feel the desire to survive through the screen. 】

[May I call you dad, please?If I can't marry Lu Meili, I will marry her daughter! 】

[Hahaha the upstairs is a ruthless person! 】

Lu Rui was the favorite of the group since she was born, from professional players to sand sculpture fans, half of the people in the e-sports circle are her godfather and godmother, Chi Xiaonian's teeth are almost sour, every day Regret once.

Why didn't she live up to her expectations and give birth to a daughter!Hey, hey, she also wants to be called mother in a childish voice by the little princess!She doesn't want to stare at her family's miniature Yu Shenguang every day!

Not only her, but everyone in Diamond said: an autistic light god is scary enough, and a smaller version is even scarier.

Then imagine how the paralyzed Guangshen stiffly hugged the paralyzed Yu Chihong...Three views exploded.

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[The origin of the name. 】

The teacher asked to tell the origin of the name.

Lu Ruimo was lively and outgoing since she was a child, eager to perform, so she volunteered to take the stage: "My name is Lu Ruimo, and my father said that Ruimo is the English pronunciation of rumour, which means rumors, which means that I am the crystallization of love between him and my mother. My dream is to be a comedian!"

After speaking, she lifted the hem of her skirt and performed an elegant princess curtsey.

Yu Chi remained expressionless the whole time: "My name is Yu Chi, and the meaning of my name is..."

He paused, his slightly baby-fat cheeks suddenly flushed, and his voice became smaller and smaller: "Woman, I want everyone to know that this fish pond is contracted by you..."

(End of this chapter)