The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 1010 Episode 37: Uncle, Hug
The next day Chi Xiaonian was called to school by the teacher, who reminded her insinuatingly: the child is too young, don't get in touch with Ba Zongwen so early.

Chi Xiaonian nodded obediently throughout the whole process, and as soon as he left the gate of the kindergarten, he couldn't wait to call Bu Yao: "My son is a bully!"

"Yu Chi, a man standing at the top of the kindergarten food chain, at the age when other children watched Peppa Pig, he had already come into contact with Ba Zongwen!"

"Only Rui Mo, who watches Gongdou in your family, can compete with him!"

Bu Yao looked indifferent: "I'll give you 100 yuan, and get out with your son."

Because of her daughter's puppy love, she was called by the kindergarten teacher to talk or something... It's too shameful for her to refuse!
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[If Lu Meili brought Lu Rui to "Where Are We Going, Dad" at the end]

Lu Ruimo: "Dad~ Dad~ Where are we going~"

Lu Yan: "We go to heaven!"

Joining them in the show are Yu Shenguang and Yu Chi.

Compared with Lu Ruimo's excitement, Yu Chi seemed much calmer. He asked Yu Shenguang various questions with a slumped face along the way, and Yu Shenguang answered patiently with a slumped face. .

Yu Chi: "Do you have milk to drink when you go to the show?"

Yu Shenguang pondered for a moment, and said uncertainly: "There should be."

Yu Facial Paralysis Chi has been very strict since he was a child: "What if there is no one?"

"Then don't drink." Yu Zhinan Shen Guang said.

Yu Chi: "..."

Lu Yan was abruptly laughed at by the two of them, and stretched out his hand to rua Yu Chi's bun face, and asked him with bent eyes: "Why do you want to drink milk?"

Yu Chi not only inherited Yu Shenguang's facial paralysis, but also had the same thin-skinned skin as him. He even inherited the attribute of straight steel with no bad score. He blushed and said, "Because I don't want to be as short as my mother."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, someone knocked on his little head, and Yu Shenguang educated him solemnly with a slumped face: "Don't speak ill of mother."

Yu Chi: "..."

Lu Ruimo has always been fearless, even facing Yu Shenguang's expressionless, cold coffin face, he dared to stretch out his short arms and softly shout, "Hug, uncle."

She inherited Bu Yao's big watery eyes, but the way she blinked her eyes and acted like a baby was very much like Lu Yan's. Her small face that hadn't opened yet was full of flesh. Seeing it, Yu Shenguang's heart almost melted, and she stretched out her hand He hugged her and sat on his lap, playing with her with an idiotic smile on his face.

The aloof Yu Chi was very contemptuous of this kind of act of being coquettish and cute and begging for a hug, but he still wanted to hug him. After struggling for a long time, he finally mustered up the courage to reach out his hand to Lu Yan and said, "Uncle, hug."

The expressionless face and the emotionless tone of voice made Lu Yan feel for a moment, did he owe him money?

So he said indifferently: "Ugly, my arms are only open to Bu Yaoyao and Lu Momo."

Yu Chi: "..." It's too difficult for me.

Begging for a hug was rejected, he could only sit next to Yu Shenguang with his short legs dangling, watching his father stiffly and carefully hugging other children with his expressionless face, the corners of his lips crazily raised all the way up.

Yu Chi: "..." Okay, I understand.

He is going to call his mother tonight and tell his father that he is holding another girl behind her back!

And smiled at other girls!
Don't hug him!

Lu Yan thought it was funny seeing his angry look, poked Yu Shenguang's back cheaply, and teased him: "I dare to hit your father, do you dare?"

Yu Chi held his head in suspense for a long time, finally raised his head, and said with dissatisfaction on his face: "I dare to call him Dad, do you dare?"

Lu Yan: "???"

He was shown.

Perhaps from this moment on, when he looked at Yu Chi, he had the feeling that a father-in-law looks at a son-in-law, and the more he looked at it, the more unpleasant it became...

On the other side, Yu Shenguang, holding the milky little dumpling, not only successfully unlocked the idiot laugh, but also re-downloaded and installed the vocal cords, chatting with Lu Ruimo in a soft voice, even Chi Xiaonian at home The questions used to tease Yu Chi were all highlighted: "Who is better to you, father or mother?"

Lu Ruimo replied without thinking: "They are all very kind to me!"

Yu Shenguang: "Then if Mom wants to beat Dad, which side do you stand on?"

Lu Ruimo tilted her head to think for a moment, and said without hesitation: "I'll stand by and watch my father get beaten!"

Lu Yan: "???" The onlookers are just onlookers, why are you shouting so loudly?Dad doesn't want to lose face?

Feeling that he couldn't hold back his face, he turned around and asked Yu Chi: "If your mother beats your father, which side do you stand on?"

Yu Chi thought for a moment, then said expressionlessly, "Impossible."

"Why is it impossible?" Lu Yan asked.

Just when he thought Yu Chi was going to say something like 'my mother never hits my father', he heard him say slowly, "She can't reach her."

Lu Yan: "Puff—" Very good, this sentence is enough for him to be happy all day.

Yu Shenguang: "..." Didn't you agree to keep it a secret?Mom doesn't want to lose face?
After arriving at the destination, the first problem that father and children have to face is to rob the house.

The rules of robbing the house are also very simple. The fathers are in groups of two, staring at each other, whoever blinks first loses, and the babies are cheerleaders next to them.

Yu Shenguang was born with facial muscle necrosis, so he is naturally very good at playing this kind of facial paralysis game, and made it to the finals all the way.

Although Lu Yan looked like an ADHD child when he was rambunctious, he should have a lot of concentration. At the end of the game, it directly became the ultimate showdown between the two of them. Whoever wins will have the priority to choose a house.

Following the director's order, Lu Yan and Yu Shenguang's eyes widened at the same time, and they began to 'look at each other affectionately'.

Lu Yan's eyes were almost sore, but Yu Shenguang opposite him was like a sculpture, motionless and as stable as Mount Tai.

Hearing Lu Ruimo's milky voice cheering beside him, Lu Yanya gritted his teeth and fought hard for him and Mo's mansion!

Yu Shenguang was staring at him fascinatedly, when he saw his thin lips slightly parted, and said lazily: "Don't look, I love you."

Yu Shenguang: "..." In an instant, all three roads collapsed. jpg
And Lu Yan, the culprit who caused him to break the law, successfully got the priority to choose a house, picked up Lu Ruimo and rushed towards the mansion.

Lu Ruimo even asked him childishly: "Father, isn't this what mother always said when we are like this, it's not enough to win?"

Lu Yan rubbed her fluffy little head, and replied in standard Qiong Yao style: "Good boy, what Uncle Yu lost was only his mansion, but what Dad lost was my integrity!"

Yu Shenguang: "..."

What can he say, he has never seen such a brazen person!
After the house was selected, the father and the babies received the first task: go to the field to pull radishes, and then sell them in the market, and exchange the money for lunch.

Lu Ruimo carried her own little basket on her back, and was very obedient all the way. After listening carefully to Lu Yan's explanation of the growth process of radishes, he threw him a century-old problem: "Father, where did I come from?" ?”

Lu Yan pondered for a moment, and came up with an answer that was a hundred times more novel than "picked up from the trash can": "And you are the reward for your parents' labor."

He relied on Lu Ruimo's incomprehension to make a casual joke, but unexpectedly, Lu Ruimo, a dead child, turned his head and ran to Yu Chi with short legs, and announced super loudly: "Yu Chi Chi, my father said that I am the reward for his and mother's hard work!"

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Lu Yan: "..."

For a moment, he wanted to dig a hole and bury himself on the spot.

Nothing else, if Bu Yao turns around and sees him flirting openly on the show, he will definitely beat him to the point where he can't take care of himself...

As soon as he heard that she was rewarded by his parents, Yu Chi felt sour instantly. After the sourness was over, he still felt a little inferior, and whispered in her ear: "Mom said I picked it up from a fully enclosed trash can, and it's not as good as it is." Grandma used to pick up the same trash can as Dad, that's why they look so similar."

Lu Ruimo's eyes widened in surprise: "Wow, a trash can full of honey, so cool!"

Yu Chi: "..." Suddenly he didn't want to talk to the idiot.

After pulling out the radishes, a group of people went to the market led by the village chief.

Lu Yan and Lu Ruimo, two shopaholics, one big and one small, went crazy when they saw the market. They completely forgot that they were here to sell radishes, and they didn't get any money from them.

Lu Ruimo put on a cute little yellow hat, shook Lu Yan's arm and acted like a baby, "Daddy, I want this!"

And Lu Yan was obviously more interested in the strange colorful small stone bracelets beside him, so he said perfunctorily without looking back: "Good boy, wait for Dad to buy a bracelet for Mom first."

After finishing speaking, he will bring her over with a long hand.

Lu Ruimo, who was ignored, snorted heavily, took off the hat and returned it back, and said angrily: "Aren't you afraid that I will be more beautiful than your wife? Don't buy it!"

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And Lu Yan had already picked out the bracelet he wanted excitedly, and when he touched his pocket when paying, he was stunned... His wallet was confiscated by the program team!

Penniless, he had no choice but to give the basket of radishes he was going to sell to the stall owner to offset the debt.

After successfully getting the bracelet, he just wanted to show it off in front of Yu Shenguang, when he saw Yu Shenguang expressionlessly said: "The carrot is your lunch with Momo today."

Lu Yan's hands froze for an instant when he was playing with the bracelet "..." Is it too late for me to return the bracelet now?
Sexy Lu Yan, starving online.

Due to the troubles of the program group, he failed to return the string in the end, so he had to find another way to make a living.

(End of this chapter)