The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 1012 Extra Story [-]: There is nothing that acting like a baby can't solve

When the first episode of the program was broadcast, Lu Yan happened to have something to do with Yu Shenguang, and only Lu Ruimo sat on the sofa obediently and watched TV with her mother.

Then she saw that Bu Yao's face became darker the more she looked at it, and the look of the mountain rain was very much like a precursor to beating Lu Yan at ordinary times.

Although Lu Ruimo was often cheated by Lu Yan, she still protected her father at the critical moment. Taking advantage of Bu Yao's time to go to the kitchen to pour water, she jumped off the sofa and trotted upstairs with short legs. Shaking his head and inspecting the surroundings, he carefully entered his room after confirming that there was no enemy, locked the door behind him with a click, and crawled on the carpet toward the phone.

Dad said that an excellent actor should act like what he looks like, and now she is playing an excellent secret agent, and she has to risk being discovered by her mother to inform her father!

So Lu Ruimo was like a cabbage caterpillar, lying on the floor and rubbing against each other. When the carpet was almost static, he finally managed to get the phone and send a telegram to Lu Yan... Ah no, call.

Lu Yan was having fun with Yu Shenguang, when the phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, he glanced at the caller ID, his clear eyes immediately turned into crescents, and he slid down to answer, "Hello?"

As soon as he heard his voice, Lu Ruimo's acting skills exploded immediately, imitating the scenes she saw on TV and shouting hoarsely: "Father, go!"

Lu Yan was startled, "What's wrong?"

Lu Ruimo: "If you leave, don't come back, let's go!"

Lu Yan was dumbfounded by her yelling over the phone, and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Take your time, you are not allowed to act with Dad."

"Mom might beat you." Lu Ruimo said, "She was very angry when she saw the TV."

Lu Yan had expected that he would not escape a severe beating, and was already prepared to be beaten, but he still cared about face in front of his daughter, and immediately sneered, "Hit me? Does she dare?"

"Father frantically tried so many times on the verge of death every day, when did you see me get beaten?"

As an honest and good boy, Lu Ruimo made troubles without any pressure: "I suffer every day."

Lu Yan: "..." Will you die if you don't expose it?Dad doesn't want to lose face?
"Can things between husband and wife be called being beaten?" In order to prove his family status, he set up a flag without number in his heart: "You just keep your eyes open, if I get beaten again when I go home tonight, I will kill you." I will be your father forever!"

After speaking, he tapped the screen with his finger, and hung up the phone with a cold and arrogant face.

Lu Ruimo: "..." There seems to be something wrong...

But she couldn't figure out what was wrong, so she could only move the small bench to the living room and sit down, ready to watch the play.

You must know that every time her parents fight with the gods, it is a peak duel between old drama players, which is much more exciting than TV dramas.

As soon as Lu Yan hung up the phone, Bu Yao's call came in. He was so frightened that the arrogance on his face disappeared immediately, and he said with a smile: "What's the matter, my dear, I missed me after only one night ?”

Bu Yao's voice was extremely indifferent: "Go back and get beaten."

Lu Yan: "Okay dear, wait a minute dear, go back right away dear..."

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Bu Yao's 49-meter plastic sword was ready, but she waited and waited but no one came back. Just when she thought someone had absconded in fear of crime, someone finally rang the doorbell.

As soon as she opened the door, she saw... a person who was sober two hours ago was so drunk that he wrapped his hands around Yu Shenguang's neck, hanging on his body so charmingly.

Bu Yao: "..." I suddenly feel like an unlucky ex-wife who bumped into his wife making out with other men, why is he so fat?

Maybe it was because her expression was too scary, Yu Shenguang untied Lu Yan's hand wrapped around his neck, pushed him into Bu Yao's arms, and took a step back: "I didn't pour it, he I can't stop myself from drinking it."

After explaining, he turned around at the speed of light and left the scene of the crime as if fleeing.

Bu Yao: "..." Well, he looks very much like a female godfather when he runs away.

It never occurred to Lu Ruimo that her father, who was unyielding and not afraid of beating two hours ago, turned around and activated his active skill in order to avoid the beating tonight: I pour myself.

And got drunk.

Bu Yao could guess his little tricks with her toes, she helped him to the bed both angry and funny, and made honey water for him to drink.

Lu Yan was already enough tormenting people on weekdays, but it was even worse after drinking fake wine. He wrapped himself in the quilt twice, and crawled on the bed like a caterpillar.

Bu Yao raised her leg and gave him a kick, scolding with a smile: "Stop pretending, get up and drink honey water."

Lu Ruimo was also lying on the side of the bed, frantically pulling at his quilt, trying to save his father from the quilt.

Lu Yan snorted, but wrapped himself tighter and tighter. Seeing that he was about to retract his head, Bu Yao finally put down the honey water in his hand, and sat down on the edge of the bed to pull his quilt.

Lu Yan stopped struggling in an instant, stretched out her hand from the quilt, hugged Bu Yao, and gave a few mouthfuls, then retracted into the quilt, blinked her eyes and said to Lu Rui: "Look, mom always bullies me .”

"She doesn't even know that I love her so much..."

His muffled tone was particularly aggrieved, and Bu Yao's heart almost melted when he heard it, and he said softly: "I won't bully you anymore, drink honey water."

Seeing that her heart softened, Lu Yan immediately began to act coquettishly: "I want you to feed me."

"Okay." Bu Yao responded with a smile, and gently blew honey water on him with her mouth pouting.

"I still need you to coax me to sleep." Lu Yan continued to push forward: "I still need to tell stories!"

Lu Ruimo, who stood by and was about to watch the old drama stars compete with each other: "???" What's the situation?Isn't it my exclusive benefit to lull me to sleep and tell stories?
This story tells us that there is nothing that can't be solved by acting coquettishly once, if there is, then act twice.

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Almost every child is afraid of injections, even Lu Ruimo who is fearless.

Before each injection, Bu Yao and Lu Yan tried to distract her by talking about various topics.

Bu Yao: "Mo Mo, do you know why sister nurses wear masks?"

Lu Ruimo pondered for a moment, blinked her big eyes and said weakly: "Are you afraid that I will come back for revenge after becoming the boss's woman?"

Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is revenge?What kind of weird things did you guys watch behind my back?
And a certain person who showed her daughter all kinds of strange things behind her back all day long even patted her on the shoulder, and persuaded her innocently: "You have worked hard, even if you are a showman... "

Bu Yao: "..." To tell you the truth, I want to lose you two together.

(End of this chapter)