The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 1013 Special episode 41: Don't bow your head, the crown will fall
Influenced by his father, who is a playwright, Lu Ruimo has been exposed to all kinds of bloody movies at a young age. The father and daughter often hold a bunch of snacks together, and complain while watching.

Lu Ruimo: "Dad, in love, whoever speaks first loses?"

"That's not true." As soon as Lu Yan brought up this topic, his whole body became excited, and he leaned into his daughter's ear and whispered: "It was your mother who proposed to me first, do you see if she is overwhelmed by me now?" dead?"

After talking, the father and daughter tilted their heads and sneaked a sneaky look in the direction of Bu Yao, and then they found that Bu Yao, who was watering the flowers just now, had disappeared...

In the next second, the heads of the two of them were knocked at the same time, and Bu Yao appeared behind them mysteriously, and said with a smile: "I don't know who squeezed me on the stairs when I played for the first time. Warm my hands in the room and say you like me?"

Lu Yan took her hand and gave a light sip, and asked with a smile: "Then I don't know who pushed me to the playground to kiss, and said he loves me to death?"

Bu Yao blushed, feeling guilty for no reason in front of her daughter, "Then you still grabbed my hand during the game and tricked me into calling you husband!"

"Yeah." The smile on Lu Yan's lips deepened, and he counterattacked calmly: "I don't know who called my husband all the way back to the team."

"A few days ago, you secretly kissed me while I was asleep!" Bu Yao was unconvinced, and insisted on breaking his head off.

"A few days ago, you secretly hid a row of AD calcium for me." After Lu Yan finished speaking, he glanced at Lu Ruimo, showing off crazily: "Sweet, super delicious."

"I'm not, I don't, you're talking nonsense!" Bu Yao was so ashamed that she even denied it three times, "That's because I forgot to take it out for Mo Mo!"

Lu Yan snorted coldly, stopped watching TV, ran upstairs on his long legs, and said harshly before leaving: "Wait, I remember everything, fortunately I can read! "

Five minutes later, Lu Yan leaned on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and slowly read "Lu Yanyan and Bu Yaoyao's Love Daily": "On X month X, X year, Bu Yaoyao said that I am not gentle or cute, I am very angry."

The 'defendant' Bu Yao looked confused: "Where do I have it?"

"You have it!" Lu Yan took out the screenshot of her phone on the spot and ran it in front of her, and said coolly, "You posted on Weibo the other day, saying that you are so envious that my husband has a gentle, lovely, beautiful and generous wife, but I don't. .”

Bu Yao didn't expect that this vinegar essence would even write down such trivial things, and immediately inserted a bottle of AD calcium, "Okay, I accept the punishment."

Then she raised her head, bitter milk stuck in her throat and her heart ached, tons, tons, tons...

Lu Yan was very satisfied with her attitude of admitting her mistake, and continued to read with Erlang's legs crossed: "Today, Bu Yaoyao secretly stuffed me with the last two toffee, and asked me not to tell her!"

Bu Yao, who was half-drinking milk: "Puff—cough cough cough..." Momo, listen to my explanation!

Lu Ruimo: "..." Okay, I finally know where all the snacks that I suddenly disappeared in those years went...

I don't listen I don't listen I don't listen!
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Lu Ruimo has been the same as Lu Yan since he was a child. He seems to be well-behaved but actually mischievous and mischievous. He is a devil in the world no matter at home or in kindergarten.

Eating snacks in class, dismantling tables and chairs after class, and calling the whole class to perform in various dramas together from time to time, it can be said to be mixed up.

The little devil not only inherited Lu Yan's coquettishness and showmanship, but also the aura of getting up. As long as she gets down, no one can wake her up if she doesn't sleep until she wakes up naturally. The torture was unspeakable, so I had to call my parents to ask them to take care of me.

then……

Early the next morning, they saw that the little devil appeared in the kindergarten wearing a white tutu skirt and a crown on his head, and announced to the children in a childlike voice: "I won't sleep in class anymore." !"

Yu Chi, who was at the same table, took a peek at her and asked indifferently, "Why?"

Lu Ruimo supported the crown on his head, holding his head up like a proud little swan: "My father said, don't lower your head, the crown will fall off!"

'Patta——' The teacher who just walked into the classroom was so frightened that all the toys in his hand dropped.

What can she say?Papa Lu is awesome!

I hope Lu Ruimo won't hate him when he grows up and thinks back to his foolish days.

After Lu Little Princess Rui Mo was taught by her father overnight, not only did she not sleep in class, she even stopped eating snacks.

Even in order to show her determination to never eat snacks again, she stuffed all the snacks in her schoolbag to her father before going to school.

As a result, just after two classes, she couldn't stand it any longer. She watched helplessly that other children had snacks, but she only had a deskmate who was as cold as ice cream.

Sensing her longing eyes, Yu Chi, who was as cold as ice cream, reached out and took out his small schoolbag from the desk pocket, poured all the snacks onto her desk with a splash, and said, "Don't look at it, I'll give you all."

"Wow——" Lu Ruimo exclaimed, his big eyes were so happy that stars were shining, "Is it all for me? Don't you want to eat it?"

Yu Chi was a little shy by her beautiful big eyes, nodded and said: "Well, I don't like it."

For the first time since Lu Ruimo grew up, she felt that this ice cream-like hair girl was cute. Seeing her...she wanted to eat ice cream.

Lu Yan never thought that his trick of deceiving snacks could be implemented so successfully. Anyway, from that day on, Lu Ruimo never took snacks from home again.

On the other side, Chi Xiaonian was horrified to find that Yu Chi, who hadn't had much interest in snacks since childhood, actually started packing snacks for school!

There is also a schoolbag full of it, the kind that I can't wait to move my family there!
But those snacks were obviously bought for her, and she was gone before she ate two bites!

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That night, when Chi Xiaonian was telling a story to Yu Chi, he asked insincerely, "Chi Chi, you bring so many snacks to school every day, can you finish them?"

Yu Chi nodded expressionlessly, "Yes."

Chi Xiaonian: "But you didn't eat snacks much before..." Not only did you not eat them, but she even looked disgusted when she packed him snacks.

Compared to her euphemism, Yu Shenguang was much simpler and ruder, directly patted his head and said: "Eating snacks is not good for your health, and you are not allowed to bring them to school in the future."

Yu Chi glanced at Chi Xiaonian, and retorted with a straight face: "Mom eats a lot every day."

Chi Xiaonian: So I have become a bad example in my son's eyes Orz...

So she slapped the table and set the flag full of momentum: "Mom won't eat from tomorrow! Let dad supervise me!"

(End of this chapter)