The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 688 Sister, listen to my explanation!
Lu Yan groaned, buried her face in her quilt and rubbed it again and again, cursing in a low voice: "Damn, I want to get married."

He didn't come out of her room until Bu Yao asked him to eat.

Dinner is also quite novel to him, steamed buns with stir-fried vegetables.

Lu Yan looked at the steamed buns and then at the vegetables, and suddenly sent out a soul torture: "When you eat steamed buns, do you take a bite of the steamed buns first and then the vegetables, or do you eat the vegetables first and then the steamed buns?"

The movements of Bu Yao and Bu Yan stopped at the same time. After so many years of eating, it was the first time that they felt that they could not eat steamed buns...

Does a delicate boy have to pay attention to the order of eating?
After being stunned for two seconds, Bu Yao tapped his head, "Don't worry about it so much, just eat."

Lu Yan: "...Oh."

After dinner, three people with nothing to do got together to fight the landlord, and the loser would have a sticky note on his face.

As the only single dog present, Buyan was undoubtedly the worst abused one.

Have you ever seen a peasant who took the initiative to instigate rebellion and help the landlord?

Have you ever seen the scene where a domineering landlord falls in love with a dainty little peasant?

At the beginning, throw a bomb to celebrate the successful enthronement of your female ticket, have you ever seen a peasant who is a landlord?
In short, after one night, the note on Buyan's face was thicker than the city wall. At first glance, he thought someone's toilet paper was fine.

After being defeated by Lu Yankeng again, Bu Yan threw the cards angrily, "Stop playing, go to sleep!"

Lu Yan couldn't wish for it, and after saying goodnight, he hurriedly ran to Bu Yao's room.

Looking at his wild figure like a husky, Buyan suddenly smiled evilly, his chance for revenge has come!

As soon as Lu Yan entered the room, he turned around and saw Buyan fired in like a small cannonball. The speed was so fast that there was almost an afterimage, and the wind brought by him as he passed by even blew his bangs.

The little cannonball fell to Bu Yao's bed and lay there motionless.

At this moment, Lu Yan wanted to be a fan.

Not only do I want to be fans, but I also want to hit fans violently, and I even want to lift him up to perform a flying fan for the big guys!
He took a deep breath and said silently in his heart: be calm, be calm, be reserved when you come to Buyaoyao for the first time, this is Buyaoyao's younger brother and his fan, don't be violent when you can reason.

"What are you doing?" Lu Yan poked his face that was so mushy that it couldn't be seen.

Buyan sniffed, then sobbed pretentiously twice, the notes all over his face could not conceal his sudden outburst of acting skills: "As your loyal little fan, don't I even have the chance to sleep with you for one night?" Can't have it?"

Lu Yan was stunned by his ambiguous words, and the corners of his lips twitched: "Speak human."

Buyan was lying on the bed in large characters, "I want to sleep with you, or you go back to my room and sleep with me."

Lu Yan remained expressionless: "I'm straight."

"I'm also straight, straighter than mosquito coils." Buyan was facing him, trying to let him see the sincerity on his face.

Lu Yan only saw the slip of paper that fell down as soon as he spoke, and immediately didn't bother to pay attention to the fine note, and stretched out his hand to lift him out of bed, "Get off my girlfriend's bed."

Buyan shook his head, hugged his arm tightly with both hands, and even touched it in a gay way, "Go to my room, you can fuck me however you want."

"I think you want to be beaten." Lu Yan sneered, picked him up and was about to throw him out.

Buyan refused to give up. While wrapping his arms around his arms, his legs were still wrapped around his legs. The whole person hung on his body in a strange posture, the kind that couldn't be shaken off, and shouted in his mouth: "Even if you beat me to death, I want to sleep with you!"

Especially after glancing at Bu Yao's figure from the corner of his eye, he acted more cheerfully: "Don't worry, only the two of us know what happened today, my sister won't find out!"

Lu Yan: "..." What's wrong with this inexplicable sense of cheating?

He is so flirtatious.

As soon as Bu Yao walked to the door, she saw Buyan, a dog, hanging on her boyfriend with hands and feet, and kept saying obscene words: "I can give you what she can, as long as I can be with you." Sleep once, even if I can only look at you from a distance from now on, I will be satisfied."

Before Lu Yan could answer, he heard footsteps. He turned around and saw Bu Yao leaning on the doorframe, arms crossed, looking at them both with an expression of catching rape on the bed, and said, "That's great, or next year."

Lu Yan: "..." What the hell is next year!I'm obviously attacking!

As soon as Buyan saw her, he rolled down from Lu Yan's body immediately, and moved to her in front of her with a series of coquettish moves, rolling and climbing. The note on his face fell all over the ground, and he held her hands Thigh, squeezed out two tears pretentiously, and said in a playful way: "Sister, listen to me, my brother-in-law and I are not like this..."

He has figured out the green tea whore's routine of "killing them without explaining clearly", trying to cover up, and retreating to advance, and vividly interpreted a pure and flawless little white lotus.

"If you want to blame, you can blame me. It has nothing to do with Lu Shen. I insisted on seducing him. Blame me for not being able to control my love for him. But what's wrong with loving someone? All I get is his love." Flesh, and what you get is his heart!" Buyan scratched his heart, scratched his lungs, beat his chest and stomped his feet while reciting exaggerated lines, his acting skills were comparable to Keyun.

Bu Yao was taken aback by his hardcore acting skills, and looked at Lu Yan expressionlessly, "What is he doing?"

Lu Yan: "Maybe I was fooled by me and insisted on sleeping with us."

As soon as he said that Bu Yan became more energetic, he hugged Bu Yao's leg pitifully, "Sister, don't worry, I will not compete with you for favor, as long as you can take me in, I... hey? Hey?"

Before he could finish his lines, he soared into the air. His sister and brother-in-law carried his upper body and his legs, counted down to three two one with a sense of ritual, and threw him away. The whole person was thrown out, and then the door was slammed shut.

Buyan: "..." mmp.

Lu Yan glanced outside the door and said belatedly, "He won't sue me, will he?"

On the first day after entering the door, I packed my brother-in-law and threw it out of the door, which was exciting.

Bu Yao shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Tell me whatever you want, he will be beaten in the end."

Lu Yan: "..." Sympathized with Buyan for half a second.

"Let's not talk about him." Bu Yao wrapped his arms around his neck and looked at him with his head tilted. "I haven't asked you if you are happy to come to my house."

"Of course I'm happy." Lu Yan curled her lips and smiled, like a child returning home from kindergarten on the first day, breaking her fingers to report to her mother about the whole day: "Happy in Bu Yaoyao's room, playing Bu Yaoyao Happy younger brother, happy to eat the meal made by Bu Yaoyao, happy to sleep on Bu Yaoyao's bed..."

(End of this chapter)