The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 689 Everyone is always ready to lie down!
He hugged her and fell on the bed, leaning forward with his whole body, lowering his voice and whispering in her ear: "I'll be happier if I can sleep until Bu Yaoyao."

Bu Yao's ears were numb from his warm breath, and she pushed him, "Don't make trouble, Bu Yan is next door."

Lu Yan let out a 'beep', and said with grief and indignation on his face: "I knew I should throw it away."

Bu Yao: "..." That's great, I learned how to eat, sleep and beat my younger brother before going through the door.

Early the next morning, Lu Yan received a WeChat message from He Xiaopang.

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Captain! ! ! ! (Breaking sound)】

[Unhappy that the pillow is gone:? ? ? 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Brother Bu is by your side now? 】

Lu Yan glanced at someone who was making breakfast in the kitchen, and replied to him.

【Unhappy that the pillow is gone: What?You want to have an affair with me? 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Most importantly, don't go online! 】

[Unhappy that the pillow is gone: Hacked? 】

As he spoke, he opened Weibo, and found that their official blog had been flooded with trolls, all of them were 'Bu Ruo get out of the e-sports circle', and even put this topic on the top of the trending list.

Posthumous photos, wreaths, and candles are all in one package.

Lu Yan retreated after only one glance, and He Xiaopang's message was sent again.

is a picture.

When he opened it, he saw an oversized express box with a dead snake entangled in it, and the corpses of various bugs were stuffed in the spare space, including rats and frogs.

What's even more frightening is that there is a circle of blades glued to the edge of the express box, which is full of malice.

Just looking at the photos, he felt chills in his heart, and at the same time, he was glad that it was not Bu Yao who opened the express delivery.

And He Xiaopang, the cheap man who dismantled the courier, received a critical blow of [-] points. He sent a series of crying emojis and started complaining mode.

[I'm not fat, I'm swollen: I just guessed that some dogs would come to such a hand, and I specially asked them to pay attention to the express delivery they received recently, so as not to scratch their hands by blades, and it turned out that we really received such a thing Son, it was sent to Brother Bu. We dismantled it when we saw something wrong. 】

[Unhappy that the pillow is gone: You still take it apart when you know something is wrong? 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: I'm curious. 】

【Unhappy that the pillow is gone: You should be glad that it wasn't a pack of explosives. 】

He Xiaopang really thought about it that way. He was afraid that he would be plotted against by some powerful weapon, and others would not even know how he died, so he called all of them.

His death cannot be allowed to become an unsolved mystery of the world that haunts generations to come.

Not only that, but a few of them also staged a touching drama in front of this express box.

Before He Xiaopang's hand could touch the courier box, Jiang Jiang grabbed him, sobbed artificially, and said in a voice full of emotion: "No, fat brother, if one of us has to sacrifice If so, let me, this damn handsome guy, come, if I die unfortunately, please take care of Laifu for me, and don't let any young man seduce him away while I'm not around!"

Laifu reached out and carried his little fool back, "I'll come."

As soon as he was about to make a move, Blast held him down in a pompous manner, "No, Laifu, let me, a single mother with no worries, come here. In case I die unfortunately, please burn a bunch of paper figurines for me , the kind with big breasts, slender waist and long legs!"

"No!" He Xiaopang shook his head, with tears in his eyes: "You think well, I haven't found a match yet, why do you want a bunch?"

"Anyway, my hands are not as precious as yours, and you can come at me with any means. It's more than 700 chapters, and I want to be the protagonist once!" He said, put on the motorcycle helmet prepared in advance, put on He put on a one-piece raincoat, put on gloves, and took a 39 cm long knife, with a heroic look on his face: "Everyone is always ready to lie down, I'm going to start tearing it down!"

Explosion: "..." What about the heroic death that was promised?How the hell is this set of protective equipment so fat?

Before he could utter his complaints, He Xiaopang had deftly opened the courier box with a knife. They formed a circle, poked their heads curiously, and then...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Laifu hugged his little fool expressionlessly: "This taste is too good."

He Xiaopang was so frightened that his face turned pale. He looked at the weak, pitiful and helpless Cai Cai on the left, and then at the bursting figure on the right, and decided to jump on him, shouting: "Damn it, scare me!" Dead father!"

Explosion only felt a blackness in front of his eyes, and a huge monster shrouded it. He stretched out his hand reflexively and heard a 'click'.

Fuck it, it flashed to the waist.

Cai Cai: "..." I'm still a child, why did you show me this.

Win all staff, died.

Curiosity killed them.

……

He Xiaopang wiped away his tears and continued to cry.

[I'm not fat, I'm swollen: my god, you can understand that my fingertips danced wildly on the edge of the blade, probing wildly at the edge of the injury, and after finally opening it, a charming stench rushed to my face, straight to the top of the Tianling Gai feeling?I was so frightened that I drank three bottles of Mrs. Jingxin Oral Liquid and swallowed a handful of Jiuxin Pills before recovering. I didn't even eat breakfast. 】

[Unhappy without the pillow: Nonsense, I'm full from eating chocolate beans. 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: I don't care, if I'm so frightened that I lose my mind, you and Brother Bu must take full responsibility!Caring for empty nesters starts with me! 】

[Unhappy without the pillow: No problem, let you live in the best mental hospital, receive the coolest electric shock, and visit you every month. 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: In short, take good care of your wife recently, the five-year-old kid has nothing to do online, the operation side is already dealing with it, and it should be able to suppress it in a few days. 】

[Unhappy with the pillow gone: Thank you for your hard work. 】

[I'm not fat, I'm bloated: Who told you to be my son, be good, call him Dad. 】

Then he received a voice message.

He Xiaopang clicked on it, and then Captain Lu snorted noblely and coldly, and said in his nasal voice just after waking up: "I am your grandfather."

He Xiaopang: "..." It's a heart-pounding feeling.

When Bu Yao opened the door and came in, she saw her silly son with a chicken nest on his head and wearing bear pajamas, who was using his lazy voice to seduce a decent woman.

"Get up." Bu Yao reached out and pushed him.

　[Surprise Countdown, 2]

　　
　
(End of this chapter)