The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 715 Like a Red Hijab
When the two finally came to their senses, Chi Xiaonian's big black eyes seemed to be fogged up, full of mist, and his whole person was as pitiful, weak and helpless as a small animal.

Yu Shenguang looked at her and then at himself in full clothes, and immediately felt that he was a beast.

Under Chi Xiaonian's bewildered gaze, the innocent boy got up silently and picked up the quilt to help her cover it up, then rushed into the bathroom without looking back, went crazy and shy.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." The one being bullied is obviously me, big brother!What the hell are you shy about!
Under the crushing force of absolute power, Chi Xiaonian could only lie down obediently, unable to move...

After worrying for 2 minutes, Chi Xiaonian got up decisively and touched his mobile phone, sending a message to Bu Yao.

[A little rice cake: You may not believe it, but Guangshen was kissed by me!It was me who moved first!A woman who writes meat will never admit defeat! 】

[I'm super happy with the cabbage: Then? 】

[A little rice cake: Then it was counterattacked...]

[A little rice cake: Hey, woo, woo... I cried so loudly. 】

[I am so happy that I am so happy with the cabbage: Puff——]

[A little rice cake: Don't laugh!Hands on hips. jpg]

[I'm so happy that I got cabbage: Hahahahahahahahahaha...]

[I'm so happy that I got cabbage: Hahahahahahahahahaha...]

[I'm so happy that I got cabbage: Hahahahahahahahahaha...]

[A little rice cake: ... I don't want to lose face! <(`^)>]

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: Touch your head, although you were counterattacked, but you will have a more immersive perspective when you write about it in the future. Thinking about it this way, do you feel much better in your heart? 】

Chi Xiaonian really thought about it, and then...

[A little rice cake: How many ghosts!Who would write himself into the little yellow text! 】

[I'm so happy to get to the cabbage: Speaking of which, I have to tell you about Xiaonian, this wife forcibly broke her boyfriend into a bender, and her poor boyfriend is still kept in the dark I don’t know anything, tsk...]

[A little rice cake: ... I'm sorry to bother you. 】

In order to make his shy boyfriend less embarrassed and less guilty, Chi Xiaonian decisively chose to pretend to be asleep the moment he heard the bathroom door ring.

When Yu Shenguang got out of the shower, he saw her curled up in a small ball on his floor, probably asleep.

Then it suddenly occurred to him that Lu Yan told him that he had to wash his face after taking off his makeup. He was so busy just now that he forgot about it.

In order not to hurt his little girlfriend's skin, he decisively went back to the bathroom and twisted a hot towel, knelt down beside her on one knee, and carefully wiped her face.

Chi Xiaonian was so moved that he almost jumped up to give him another bear hug.

But thinking about the difference in strength between the two of them... She was cowardly again, and could only close her eyes happily and enjoy his service.

After wiping her face, her shy big boy secretly kissed her on the cheek, whispered 'good night', picked her up, put her on the bed, and went back to his little bunk silently lying down.

Chi Xiaonian was really convinced, and even wanted to knock open his skull to see what kind of structure it was inside, shouldn't he be hugged to sleep at a time like this!Why are you so self-conscious about getting fat!
Yu Shenguang, you are sorry for the four-piece Double Happiness bed set that your mother gave you!
Chi Xiaonian tossed and turned angrily on the bed, and finally kicked the quilt off.

Then she heard him get up rustlingly, walk lightly to the side of the bed, help her pick up the quilt and cover it, and then lay back silently.

Chi Xiaonian: "..."

Before he could lie on the ground for 2 minutes, Chi Xiaonian kicked the quilt again. She still doesn't believe it today!

And her Guangshen really got up silently, and helped her pick up the quilt and cover it up, and even tucked the corners of the quilt, which was more competent than her mother.

Chi Xiaonian kicked again, and Yu Shenguang blocked again.

Chi Xiaonian kicked, and Yu Shenguang blocked!
The two seemed to be competing silently. After she kicked the quilt off the bed for the fifth time, Yu Shenguang took extreme measures.

He spread the quilt directly on the ground, hugged her onto the quilt, and wrapped her up like a swaddling baby. In order to prevent the swaddling from falling apart, he even wrapped tape around her body twice.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Yu Shenguang, you are probably not a fool...

Why did she find a fool to be her boyfriend!
Just when he held her wrapped like a baby in his hands and put her back on the bed like a confession, Chi Xiaonian finally couldn't help it.

She stretched out her arms and hugged his waist, and said without any rejection: "Go to bed and sleep, I'm not afraid of you!"

Her voice was lazy and a little sleepy, she was obviously sleepy, but she still insisted on fighting with him, as if she would not let go even if she was beaten to death.

Yu Shenguang looked helpless and funny, so he could only obediently lie down beside her, his hands and feet were so stiff that he didn't know where to put them.

Listening to his drum-like heartbeat, Chi Xiaonian loosened his waist and put it around his neck instead.

"What are you doing in a daze, hug me to sleep." She muttered dissatisfiedly.

Yu Shenguang stretched out his hand to wrap her in a small ball into his arms, feeling that his empty heart seemed to be filled with something.

At the same time, I also thought of those naive thoughts when I was a child, that boys and girls will get pregnant if they lie down and sleep together...

Chi Xiaonian also thought of this stalk inexplicably, and joked: "Why are you so nervous? You are not responsible for being pregnant..."

And Yu Shenguang held her hand tightly, with a low and firm voice.

He said, "No, you have to be responsible."

Chi Xiaonian secretly hooked the corners of his lips, said 'good night' in a low voice, and then fell into a deep sleep listening to his heartbeat.

He was always very busy, and it was hard to meet him once. She didn't want to be overly reserved in front of him, she just wanted to hug him, kiss him, and do all the things a couple should do.

After saying good night, Yu Shenguang finally closed his eyes, and fell asleep holding this little thing in his arms who was softer than handsome, clingier than handsome, and could speak human language.

After one night, Chi Xiaonian's neck was sore, and Yu Shenguang's arm was also numb.

Chi Xiaonian opened his eyes in a daze, and what he met was his dark and smiling eyes. He had been awake for a long time, and he didn't dare to move for fear of waking her up, so he could only stare silently at she looks.

When she just woke up, she was still a little dazed. After staring at him for two seconds, she finally remembered who she was and where she was. At the same time, she also remembered what she did last night...

After silently shy for two seconds, Chi Xiaonian stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his neck, and said softly and nasally, "Good morning, sweetie!"

Yu Shenguang stretched out his hand to hold her wobbly little head, and replied in a low voice, "Good morning, rice cake."

At the same time, I thought silently in my heart: Are the ways that small animals express their likes so cute?

And this little cat came closer to him, blinked her big black eyes and looked at him innocently, and said softly, "Won't you give me a good morning kiss?"

Yu Shenguang thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I didn't brush my teeth."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is it if you don't brush your teeth!
Can't move, can't move, I'm afraid.

She snorted, and tightly hugged his neck, "Go brush now!"

The tone was fierce, like a cat with its hair blown.

Yu Shenguang looked at her legs hanging on him, and just about to speak, he heard her say again: "Hold me and go together!"

Based on Chi Xiaonian's understanding of him, he must want her to let him go, and then brush his teeth by himself.

She has seen through this dead straight man thoroughly.

But in fact, Yu Shenguang really thought so...

After being caught off guard by her, he got up obediently, carried the cute koala hanging on his body, and walked to the bathroom. When he reached the door, he lifted up the big red sheet and looked at her again. The sheet covered her head.

Chi Xiaonian only felt that his eyes were darkened, and his whole body was covered by the sheets.

"What are you doing? Are you going to package me up and sell me?" She laughed.

Yu Shenguang looked at the word "囍" on the red sheet, and then at her who was covered by the entire sheet, and said with a smile in his voice, "Like a red hijab."

She was so soft in his arms that he was reluctant to sell her.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Like a red hijab?
red hijab...

Hijab...

head……

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then Is this implying that I'm going to marry you!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is marrying him of course!

Until he was carried into the bathroom by him, Chi Xiaonian was still playing the BGM of "Hundred Birds in the Phoenix" on a loop in his mind...

Today is also the day I really want to marry Yu Shenguang!
Yu Shenguang put her to sit on the sink, took her small toothbrush consciously, squeezed strawberry-flavored toothpaste on her, took a small glass of water and handed it to her hand, as if teaching himself to just The three-year-old daughter brushed her teeth, and even whispered to her: "Don't swallow it."

Chi Xiaonian looked at the pink and transparent toothpaste on his toothbrush that even exuded a sweet strawberry flavor, and he really had the urge to try it.

She jumped off the sink and took a sneak peek at him out of the corner of her eye, only to find that he was staring at her motionlessly with his head down, like a patriarch who was supervising his daughter brushing her teeth.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Are you trying to prevent me from stealing?
Under his supervision, Chi Xiaonian silently brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then watched him brush.

After he finished washing, Chi Xiaonian jumped up suddenly, hanging his whole body around his neck, let out a sharp breath at him, and then asked him with a smile: "I'm a sweet strawberry flavor now. , do you want to try it?"

Yu Shenguang carefully tasted the taste of his own toothpaste, mint flavor, cool, and a little spicy.

So he shook his head again, "My peppermint flavor will make you hot."

Chi Xiaonian: "..." Goodbye.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." I hate...

After the nonsense was over, Yu Shenguang blushed to help her tidy up her clothes, blushed to carry her downstairs, and blushed to put her on the chair beside the dining table...

Chi Xiaonian: "..."

And the victim had already wrapped herself in an apron manually, and asked her with a blushing face, "What do you want to eat?"

At this moment, Chi Xiaonian didn't want to marry anymore, he wanted to marry him!
At the same time, I also feel that my world view is a little bit collapsed. I never expected that there is such a wives' side behind the iceberg attack in her writing!
She looked him up and down, only to feel that the small fresh apron printed with cat patterns really didn't match his paralyzed iceberg face.

She even automatically imagined the way he sliced ​​meat with a gleaming kitchen knife with a cold face, inexplicably feeling like a pervert with a high IQ who dismembered a corpse, or a perverted surgeon who used human bodies for experiments...

Thinking of this, Chi Xiaonian couldn't help shivering, feeling a little cold on his back.

"Are you cold?" Yu Shenguang looked at her suspiciously.

Chi Xiaonian shook his head and said with a smile, "I'm just a little surprised that you can cook."

Being praised so casually by her, Yu Shenguang blushed even more, and said in a low voice: "My mother said that boys who can cook are more likely to find girlfriends."

But in fact, it’s because Mother Yu doesn’t know how to cook at all, and she cheats on her son when Father Yu is not at home. The mother and son don’t know how many recipes they bought, how many times they fried the kitchen, and how many new dishes they developed for the dark cooking world. Only then did Yu Shenguang develop his good culinary skills.

He also lied to him that it was for him to grab his girlfriend's stomach in the future, so as not to end up alone.

As a result, it has been 20 years, and he has never seen his girlfriend's stomach. He only knows that a foodie can do anything crazy just to eat.

Those who are not born can't do this.

As soon as Yu Shenguang walked into the kitchen, she turned her head and saw Chi Xiaonian following in. She looked around the kitchen curiously, then raised her face and asked him: "Do you need help? I can wash the dishes for you , you can also wash the vegetables!"

(End of this chapter)