The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 716 You Have

Yu Shenguang looked at the cooking table which was almost as high as her chest, and then looked down at her. He felt that letting her help was tantamount to exploiting child labor. How could he, a four-good youth and five-good citizen, live with his conscience?
So, under Chi Xiaonian's expectant eyes, Yu Shenguang carried her out of the kitchen, put her back on the chair by the dining table and sat down, then rubbed her head and said: "Our family does not allow girls The child is in the kitchen."

Chi Xiaonian dangled his short legs, put his chin on his hands, and looked at him innocently, "But I'm bored..."

And cooking with my boyfriend is very warm and romantic just thinking about it!Yu Shenguang, can you do it?

Immediately afterwards, she saw that her Guangshen took out the mobile phone from her pocket silently, operated it with her fingers a few times quickly, and then put the mobile phone in front of her, "If you are bored, let's watch this first."

Chi Xiaonian lowered his head and saw that he actually played Piggy Page for her on his mobile phone...

Who wants to watch cartoons alone early in the morning? Hey!I'm not going to marry a mobile phone!

Before she could express her dissatisfaction, Yu Shenguang cut a plate of fruit and brought it in front of her, patted her on the head for her to watch while eating.

Chi Xiaonian: "..." So you are really coaxing the child...

And your education method is very wrong, hey!Children need companionship, not a mobile phone!

And this dead straight man couldn't get her resentful eyes at all, he was busy working hard in the kitchen alone.

Just kidding, it took 20 years to finally see his girlfriend and his girlfriend's stomach, how could he let her go to the kitchen!
As a straight man of steel who doesn't want to be lonely, of course he will try his best to grab her stomach and keep her heart.

At this moment, Yu Shenguang suddenly felt that his mother was quite reliable.

……

And for Lu Yan, it was another lonely and cold morning.

The so-called most popular player in the KPL means that other players are on vacation, and he is still being squeezed by He Xiaopang, accepting endorsements, soliciting sponsorships, and participating in various offline activities, so that even in the offseason, he can He used his remaining warmth to contribute to the construction of the club, so much so that he was so addicted to Lu Bu Yao that he hadn't touched his little girlfriend for many days.

On the first day after leaving Bu Yao, I miss her.

On the second day after leaving Bu Yao, I miss her and miss her.

On the third day after leaving Bu Yao, I miss her and miss her.

In order to let this lonely and cold morning have a little bit of warmth, Lu Yan chose to close the curtains, and used his own unique way to wake up all the staff of the Win Senior Art Troupe, and let them start their own performance like a beautiful bell.

Lu Yan walked out of the room with Dahei in his arms, and saw from a distance on the door panel belonging to He Xiaopang, there was an enlarged version of a Taoist paper amulet pasted on it, and several big characters were written in crooked red ink on it, as if The town is like ghosts and ghosts.

It was only when Lu Yan got closer that he could finally see that the yellow paper was written in ghost-like characters: Lu Yan and dogs are not allowed to enter.

In order to prevent him from picking the lock, He Xiaopang even used a wolf-proof door stopper for women who live alone, so that someone who is so hungry and thirsty that he has lost his mind breaks down the door in the middle of the night and robs him...

Lu Yan: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

He gave a cold snort, turned his head in a very noble and cold manner, and planned to ask the opposite party to get up to perform chest breaking boulders, steel wire twisting yangko, oil pan ballet for him...

Then he saw that He Xiaopang's ghost-suppressing charm of the same style was pasted on the exploded door, which said: Dogs can enter, but Lu Yan cannot.

Lu Yan: "..." mmp.
He snorted coldly and continued walking forward. Before he could tell the newly collected jokes, he saw a poster of Bu Yao pasted on the door of Jiang Jiang's room.

What's even more flamboyant is that the poster P has a red mole between the eyebrows, a holy light on the forehead, and magical special effects on the fingertips. There are a few large characters beside it: "Boldly splashing monkeys, don't be presumptuous!"

Lu Yan: "..." Even so, I still love her.

What shocked him was that there was even a poster pasted on Cai Cai's door. On the poster was the seventh baby in the gourd baby, pointing at him with the gourd in his hand, and it said: Hey!goblin!
Lu Yan: "..." What did Lu Yan do wrong, why did he accept Lu Yan...

Faced with their silent resistance, Lu Yan could only go downstairs with Dahei Yousang in his arms, and sat on the sofa in the living room to make a video call to Bu Yao.

The moment the video was connected, he immediately put his chin on his hand, made the same pose as a thinker, and faced the screen motionless.

Bu Yao obviously just woke up, and looked at him with a messy hair, "What's the matter?"

Lu Yan still maintained that posture without moving a bit, like an autistic child who was bullied in kindergarten and dared not tell his parents when he returned home.

"If you don't talk, I'll hang up." Bu Yao teased him.

Lu Yan snorted coldly, his muffled voice was full of resentment: "Don't pay attention to me, I've become a husband-wife stone."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Bu Yao's face was full of helplessness. If she remembered correctly, they had just talked on the phone last night.

Lu Yan sniffed, wiped away his tears pretendingly, and began to complain: "During your absence, other children bullied me, saying that I am a child without a girlfriend, and I have to take the gourd to accept it." I……"

Bu Yao: "..." It's not because you are so flirtatious...

"Now I feel sore in my waist and legs, lack of energy, weakness in limbs, sleepiness, dizziness, nausea and vomiting..." After listing many symptoms in one breath, he lay down on the sofa like a fool, panting heavily , his hand tremblingly stretched towards the screen, his eyes were empty and he said: "Bu Yao... Hurry up... I Bu Yao... cough cough cough... I'm going to... die..."

Seeing Bu Yao, I inexplicably thought of Zhen Huan lying weakly on the bed after giving birth...

The corners of her lips twitched uncontrollably, and she said indifferently, "I don't think you miss me anymore."

Lu Yan looked at the screen in bewilderment, and saw a strange arc on the corners of his girlfriend's lips, and said word by word: "You have it."

Lu Yan: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

He patted his lower abdomen very cooperatively, and smiled kindly, "It's yours too, you have to be responsible to me."

Then he heard Bu Yao sneer twice, and said with great drama: "I think it's time to talk to Lao Yu next door."

Lu Yan: "???" What the hell is Lao Yu next door!
"How can an emperor who can't control his own heirs control his own life?" Bu Yao snorted coldly, and the drama mode was fully activated: "In order to prevent Yan promised you from competing for favor with Concubine Lu and the beautiful queen, and I borrowed my son to be the leader, I will sooner!" Just mixed your Wangzai milk with Bizi soup, and white rabbit toffee wrapped Yuting, and I gave you two every day when I was at the base."

　[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, the application for lifting the ban on Cheche was rejected for the second time, and the third revision is about to be carried out. Wuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu My meat...]

　　
　
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