The e-sports god takes it home
Chapter 717 Grab Your Stomach
Chapter 717 Grab Your Stomach
Speaking of this, Bu Yao also deliberately lowered her voice, and said in the same "Approaching Science" voice: "Why did the KPL boss suddenly become pregnant? Why is the beautiful player sore all over? Is the truth behind the fact that the Bizi soup has expired or Did Yu Ting buy a fake one? Did you do it on your own initiative or was it forced by Lao Yu next door?"
"There is only one truth, I was green." After Bu Yao finished speaking, she sighed faintly, looked at him with an expression of 'Dad is very disappointed in you' and said: "No wonder the green onions I bought yesterday are all green. , so I was waiting here."
Lu Yan: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
"Old Yu next door has a groundhog warming his bed, so he doesn't have time to talk to me." He whispered.
Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Bu Yao's heart softened in an instant, and she coaxed him in a low voice: "Be patient for a few more days, and go back soon."
And her Mr. Lu shook his head after he had finished acting coquettishly and selling miserably, "Don't worry, it's important to take care of mom."
He pulled up Dahei's paw and waved it wildly, smiling obediently: "Dahei and I will wait for you obediently."
Bu Yao nodded with a smile, wishing she could book a ticket on the spot and fly back to Jinshi, fly back to him, give him a big hug, and let him mess around.
After the incitement was over, her mother Lu started her routine nagging again, asking her if she ate chili peppers and drank cold water behind his back, and if she dried her hair after washing...
It was all trivial things, but Bu Yao listened to him quietly, only felt that the tree was there, the mountain was there, the earth was there, the years were there, and he was there.
This life is enough.
……
In the next few days, Chi Xiaonian only ate and slept, and besides sleeping, he was molesting the God of Light.
And Yu Shenguang was either cooking for her, or handing out snacks to her, and by the way, asked from time to time: Have you finished your homework?When does school start?
She cares more about her study than her mother.
On the day Chi Xiaonian was packed and sent back to school by Yu Shenguang, all members of the Diamond team lined up to express their reluctance, especially Xianyu, who lay on Zhou Ziming's shoulder and said, "Little niece often Come to play' shrugged his shoulders while crying, and Chi Xiaonian was quite moved.
I didn't expect that the young man Xianyu looked silly, but he was actually quite emotional.
It wasn't until Yu Shenguang and Chi Xiaonian were far away that Zhou Ziming couldn't bear it and patted the person lying on his shoulder, "It's almost done, I don't know, I thought you married your daughter and cried so sadly."
Then he heard the silly son-like laughter of the landlord of the salted fish: "Hey hey hey... But I'm gone, I finally saved my last snack!"
Zhou Ziming: "..." You are actually laughing...
He stretched out his hand and patted his dog's head, but in the end he couldn't bear to tell him that Guangshen stuffed all his last rations into his little niece's suitcase, saying that he let his little niece eat on the way...
Let's wait for this silly boy to discover this surprise.
The first thing Chi Xiaonian did when he returned to school was to get on the scale. He didn't know if he couldn't get on the scale. He was startled when he got on the scale. In just a few days, she was fed five catties by the God of Light...
This damn straight man is so terrifying!
After getting off the scale, Chi Xiaonian rubbed his stomach with a sad face, and began to send bombing messages to Yu Shenguang who hadn't gone far.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: How many sauces!return! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴]
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: What's wrong? ⊙ω⊙]
[You're electricity, you're light, you're the only sauce: Don't you have enough snacks? ⊙ω⊙]
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: Be good, I will buy now┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)】
Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is there not enough snacks!Yu Shenguang, what is in your mind?
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: 〒▽〒No buying! 】
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Don’t cry, I won’t buy it⊙ω⊙】
[The girl whose eyelashes have scratched her palm: 〒▽〒 噫 噫 噫 噫 I was fed five catties by you! 】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: It's normal ⊙ω⊙Handsome was fed from 20 catties to 60 catties by me. 】
Chi Xiaonian: "???" What the hell is handsome!
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: 〒▽〒 I dare not look for you again, I will get fat! 】
After posting this message, Chi Xiaonian fantasized artificially, if he said 'girls are fat and cute' next, she would forgive him!
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Then I will go find you ⊙ω⊙】
【The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Then why did you come to me? (`へ)=3】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: take you to eat delicious food ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." So you got into a fight, right?
【Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: I now suspect that you only have food and games in your head (¬д¬.)】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: and you. ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Yes, it's a heart-pounding feeling!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chi Xiaonian felt at ease in an instant, and continued to send messages to tease him.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Why do you like to feed me so much? You won’t be pretty if you get fat 〒▽〒]
Subtext: Quick!Praise me, no matter how tall, short, fat or thin, I am beautiful!
And Yu Shenguang stared at her message for two seconds, then typed silently to reply her.
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: because I want to grab your stomach. ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." You won.
What the hell is this little daughter-in-law's sense of sight?
After being speechless for two seconds, Chi Xiaonian found the couple's profile picture he was looking for and sent it to him.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: accompany me to change couple portraits ()]
Yu Shenguang clicked on it and looked, her profile picture was a stick figure holding a string of raw chicken wings, on which was written in cute characters: Na~chicken wings.
And the one that belongs to him is also a small stick figure hand, holding a bunch of roasted chicken wings, with the words: roasted, here for you to eat.
It is very suitable for him, a socialist pig farmer.
Yu Shenguang silently changed his profile picture, and then sent her a message.
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: change it ()]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Young man, you are a little too cute.
……
It wasn't until Fang Ping was discharged from the hospital that all body functions had almost recovered, and there was no risk of a second stroke, Bu Yao began to pack her luggage and prepare to return to Jinshi.
Fang Ping's mobility has not yet fully recovered, and she has to rely on a wheelchair most of the time. After staring at Bu Yao's figure wandering around the house packing things for a while, she silently pushed the wheelchair into Bu Yan's room.
Buyan was playing games in high spirits, when someone slapped the back of his head unexpectedly, and he was a little dazed.
(End of this chapter)
Speaking of this, Bu Yao also deliberately lowered her voice, and said in the same "Approaching Science" voice: "Why did the KPL boss suddenly become pregnant? Why is the beautiful player sore all over? Is the truth behind the fact that the Bizi soup has expired or Did Yu Ting buy a fake one? Did you do it on your own initiative or was it forced by Lao Yu next door?"
"There is only one truth, I was green." After Bu Yao finished speaking, she sighed faintly, looked at him with an expression of 'Dad is very disappointed in you' and said: "No wonder the green onions I bought yesterday are all green. , so I was waiting here."
Lu Yan: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
"Old Yu next door has a groundhog warming his bed, so he doesn't have time to talk to me." He whispered.
Seeing his aggrieved appearance, Bu Yao's heart softened in an instant, and she coaxed him in a low voice: "Be patient for a few more days, and go back soon."
And her Mr. Lu shook his head after he had finished acting coquettishly and selling miserably, "Don't worry, it's important to take care of mom."
He pulled up Dahei's paw and waved it wildly, smiling obediently: "Dahei and I will wait for you obediently."
Bu Yao nodded with a smile, wishing she could book a ticket on the spot and fly back to Jinshi, fly back to him, give him a big hug, and let him mess around.
After the incitement was over, her mother Lu started her routine nagging again, asking her if she ate chili peppers and drank cold water behind his back, and if she dried her hair after washing...
It was all trivial things, but Bu Yao listened to him quietly, only felt that the tree was there, the mountain was there, the earth was there, the years were there, and he was there.
This life is enough.
……
In the next few days, Chi Xiaonian only ate and slept, and besides sleeping, he was molesting the God of Light.
And Yu Shenguang was either cooking for her, or handing out snacks to her, and by the way, asked from time to time: Have you finished your homework?When does school start?
She cares more about her study than her mother.
On the day Chi Xiaonian was packed and sent back to school by Yu Shenguang, all members of the Diamond team lined up to express their reluctance, especially Xianyu, who lay on Zhou Ziming's shoulder and said, "Little niece often Come to play' shrugged his shoulders while crying, and Chi Xiaonian was quite moved.
I didn't expect that the young man Xianyu looked silly, but he was actually quite emotional.
It wasn't until Yu Shenguang and Chi Xiaonian were far away that Zhou Ziming couldn't bear it and patted the person lying on his shoulder, "It's almost done, I don't know, I thought you married your daughter and cried so sadly."
Then he heard the silly son-like laughter of the landlord of the salted fish: "Hey hey hey... But I'm gone, I finally saved my last snack!"
Zhou Ziming: "..." You are actually laughing...
He stretched out his hand and patted his dog's head, but in the end he couldn't bear to tell him that Guangshen stuffed all his last rations into his little niece's suitcase, saying that he let his little niece eat on the way...
Let's wait for this silly boy to discover this surprise.
The first thing Chi Xiaonian did when he returned to school was to get on the scale. He didn't know if he couldn't get on the scale. He was startled when he got on the scale. In just a few days, she was fed five catties by the God of Light...
This damn straight man is so terrifying!
After getting off the scale, Chi Xiaonian rubbed his stomach with a sad face, and began to send bombing messages to Yu Shenguang who hadn't gone far.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: How many sauces!return! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴]
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: What's wrong? ⊙ω⊙]
[You're electricity, you're light, you're the only sauce: Don't you have enough snacks? ⊙ω⊙]
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: Be good, I will buy now┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)】
Chi Xiaonian: "..." What the hell is there not enough snacks!Yu Shenguang, what is in your mind?
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: 〒▽〒No buying! 】
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Don’t cry, I won’t buy it⊙ω⊙】
[The girl whose eyelashes have scratched her palm: 〒▽〒 噫 噫 噫 噫 I was fed five catties by you! 】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: It's normal ⊙ω⊙Handsome was fed from 20 catties to 60 catties by me. 】
Chi Xiaonian: "???" What the hell is handsome!
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: 〒▽〒 I dare not look for you again, I will get fat! 】
After posting this message, Chi Xiaonian fantasized artificially, if he said 'girls are fat and cute' next, she would forgive him!
【You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: Then I will go find you ⊙ω⊙】
【The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Then why did you come to me? (`へ)=3】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: take you to eat delicious food ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." So you got into a fight, right?
【Girl with eyelashes scratching her palm: I now suspect that you only have food and games in your head (¬д¬.)】
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only one: and you. ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Yes, it's a heart-pounding feeling!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Chi Xiaonian felt at ease in an instant, and continued to send messages to tease him.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: Why do you like to feed me so much? You won’t be pretty if you get fat 〒▽〒]
Subtext: Quick!Praise me, no matter how tall, short, fat or thin, I am beautiful!
And Yu Shenguang stared at her message for two seconds, then typed silently to reply her.
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: because I want to grab your stomach. ⊙ω⊙]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." You won.
What the hell is this little daughter-in-law's sense of sight?
After being speechless for two seconds, Chi Xiaonian found the couple's profile picture he was looking for and sent it to him.
[The girl whose eyelashes scratched her palm: accompany me to change couple portraits ()]
Yu Shenguang clicked on it and looked, her profile picture was a stick figure holding a string of raw chicken wings, on which was written in cute characters: Na~chicken wings.
And the one that belongs to him is also a small stick figure hand, holding a bunch of roasted chicken wings, with the words: roasted, here for you to eat.
It is very suitable for him, a socialist pig farmer.
Yu Shenguang silently changed his profile picture, and then sent her a message.
[You are electricity, you are light, you are the only sauce: change it ()]
Chi Xiaonian: "..." Young man, you are a little too cute.
……
It wasn't until Fang Ping was discharged from the hospital that all body functions had almost recovered, and there was no risk of a second stroke, Bu Yao began to pack her luggage and prepare to return to Jinshi.
Fang Ping's mobility has not yet fully recovered, and she has to rely on a wheelchair most of the time. After staring at Bu Yao's figure wandering around the house packing things for a while, she silently pushed the wheelchair into Bu Yan's room.
Buyan was playing games in high spirits, when someone slapped the back of his head unexpectedly, and he was a little dazed.
(End of this chapter)
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