The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 730

"All there, turn left!"

Caught off guard, another command came down, and the team was in a hurry. Bu Yao turned to the right reflexively, and collided with Lu Yan who was turning left again. His head just hit his chin, causing him to gasp in pain. Airway: "...comfortable."

Bu Yao: "..." Your distorted expression has already betrayed you.

Xu Lang: "..." Hey, is this the so-called differential treatment?Is the boss trying to make me jealous on purpose?
In the sound of orders to turn around, the sun became more and more fierce, and the concrete floor under his feet seemed to be scorched and steaming. Every little green man was like a leek on a barbecue grill, and the instructor was the one. The hawkers at the barbecue stall who frantically turned their sides from front to back, grilled them all black and evenly, without even sprinkling salt, the sweat from their bodies was the most appropriate seasoning.

After being roasted for a while, Xu Lang will not be able to stand it anymore. Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. He sees the timing, finds a good angle, and calculates what kind of falling posture will not hurt you. Let's go~
He leaned back and landed on his brother's body without any mistakes.

Just kidding, of course it won't hurt if you fall on someone else!Xu Lang even wanted to praise his wit.

The moment he fell, he blinked.

Brother Dang caught him very cooperatively, gave him a positive look, and then started shouting: "Someone, the instructor, fainted!"

"I will report the instructor, I saw him blink!" Said the honest man Xianyu.

The instructor understood and showed a sweet smile: "What should I do if my teammate faints?"

Bu Yao blurted out: "Slap me first to see if it's fake!"

Xu Lang, who was pretending to be dizzy, was shocked suddenly.

Immediately afterwards, he heard Lu Yan chuckle and said: "Don't be so violent, sleeping princesses need to be awakened by the prince's kiss of true love."

Xu Lang suddenly had an ominous premonition
Lu Yan: "If Brother Dang has such a good relationship with him, can you help me with artificial respiration?"

Xu Lang: "." Excuse me? WTF?
What the hell is artificial respiration?I am not drowning anymore!And big brother, why are you fat four?A standard domineering CEO would not allow another man to touch a single hair of his woman, do you know that?
What was even more frightening was that the other people actually agreed, and gathered around the two of them as if they were visiting a rare animal, with meaningful uncle smiles on their faces.

Not only did the instructor not stop it, but he even took the lead in singing: "The one in the middle~"

Everyone: "Kiss one!"

Instructor: "Let you go, you go~"

Everyone: "It's not good to be twitchy!"

Instructor: "Like what?"

Everyone: "Big girl!"

Xu Lang: "." Is it too late for me to open my eyes and pretend to have amnesia?

It's too shameful to kiss brother Dang in front of so many people!This is too embarrassing brother swing!
Just as he was about to struggle to get up, he felt that his brother was holding him tighter. He could even feel him lowering his head, and his slight breath swept over his face.

Xu Lang: "!!!" Excuse me? Brother Dang, are you serious too?

In order to help him lie, he even gave his first kiss at the cost of his own chastity, woo woo woo, what kind of fairy brotherhood is this!
Xu Lang was overwhelmed with emotion immediately. This was probably the legendary stabbing for his brother!
Brother Dang is a lifelong friend, he has made it!

Just as Xu Lang was thinking wildly, his lips had already fallen, and they disappeared with a touch on his cheek.

Xu Lang's face flushed instantly, and he even felt that his light babble seemed to wake up the sleeping demon in his body, making his blood boil instantly.

Xu Lang was dumbfounded, thinking that maybe the weather was really too hot, the blood flowing in his body was boiled.
After thinking about it, I couldn't help but spit. The boiling point of blood is too low, it boils at only 38 degrees!
After thinking wildly for a while, he only felt that his eyes went dark, and he really passed out.

Being hugged too tightly by the slut brother makes me dizzy
A few minutes later, while listening to the instructor's instructions, everyone turned back and forth, and at the same time peeked enviously from the corner of their eyes at the prodigal CP sitting in the shade of a tree and kissing me and you and me.

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"Are you envious?" the instructor asked.

"Envy!" Everyone replied.

Instructor: "Do you want to go?"

Everyone: "Think!"

The instructor's fatherly eyes swept over their faces one by one, and the smile gradually became abnormal: "Embrace each other and kiss each other, and I will let you go."

Everyone: "." You really like being a matchmaker.

They subconsciously looked left and right at their teammates, only to feel that no matter how they looked at them, they couldn't speak.
Seeing their disgusted expressions, the instructor couldn't help but click his lips, and sighed: "Your friendship is nothing more than that."

Everyone: "." No, friendship is the beginning of love.

After teasing them, the instructor put away his perverted uncle's smile, and said with a serious face: "Next, let's perform a difficult movement."

Everyone was shocked.

Then I heard the instructor say: "The official interpretation of this difficult movement is to stop activities for a certain period of time, so that people can relax physically and psychologically. It is a process of eliminating or reducing fatigue and restoring energy."

Everyone panicked even more, oh my god, stand in a military posture.

Instructor: "Everyone has it, rest!"

Everyone stretched out their right feet one after another, take a rest!
Then they saw that the instructor ran all the way to the shade of the tree with a suppressed smile, waving his green hat at them and said: "The flowers in the greenhouse, why are you standing there for a rest?"

The air was suddenly quiet for a second, and the flowers in the greenhouse subconsciously looked down at their outstretched right foot, and then they suddenly realized that he called for a rest!

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After finally being able to breathe a sigh of relief, everyone immediately ran towards the shade of the tree like a husky that had taken off its stiffness, trying to seize the best place to enjoy the shade as quickly as possible.

As soon as Bu Yao was dragged by his Captain Lu to sit down under the shade of a tree, someone patted her shoulder.

It's Xu Lang.

As soon as he poked his head over, he didn't even have time to shout out a word of young lady, when he saw Lu Yan's gaze fixed on him, and an inscrutable smile curled up on the corner of his lips: "Do you want some water?"

Xu Lang: "Huh?"

"I invite you." Lu Yan said, carrying him away without any explanation.

Xu Lang was in a daze, his mind was full of: What to do, what to do, the big brother saw me and Brother Dang being so jealous, he wanted to drag me to a small corner where there was no one, because he was so possessive. Take it hard?
Hey, this gloomy grove looks like a good place to kill and steal.

Hey, that small dark house looks like the best cage for Mr. Ba to imprison people.

Hey, the quality of these clotheslines is so good, they must be very suitable for bundling, and you can even make a guest appearance as a small leather whip
　Make up for yesterday's, there's more tonight

　　
　
(End of this chapter)