The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 731 The Power of Metaphysics

He brainstormed all the way from the training ground to the canteen, but the boss ignored him the whole time.

In fact, Lu Yan just brought him along because he was going to buy water, but he didn't want to put this strike-up man next to Bu Yao.

After taking a few bottles of ice water, Lu Yan turned to look at him: "Didn't you want to buy me some water? Pay."

Xu Lang, who just came back from the fugue in Ba Zong's novel, looked confused: "Huh?"

If he remembered correctly, the boss insisted on pulling him to buy him water, right?Would a standard domineering president be willing to let his woman spend money?

With question marks all over his face, Xu Lang touched his pocket, and found sadly that he had no money with him.

That's right, how can the impoverished Ba Zongwen heroine have money? Maybe this is the real intention of Mr. Lu to make him pay, to make him realize his poverty and helplessness, and then sign a contract with him, The kind that costs 100 yuan for one sleep.
As if to verify his conjecture, Lu Yan curled his lips into a smile the next second, and said with great interest, "You don't have money with you, do you?"

Xu Lang nodded.

Lu Yan reached out to pay the money, and left the canteen with a plastic bag of ice water.

Xu Lang followed in a daze, and heard him say to him in the deep voice that a domineering president must have, as if coming from the depths of hell, "Then sell yourself, huh?"

Xu Lang: "." As expected!The domineering president Wen Cheng doesn't lie to me!
According to the routine of the domineering president Wen, he would definitely throw the ice water in his hand at this time and slam him in the face, and then curse: You are dreaming, I will not give in!
But Ms. Hero said that the reason why he can attract the boss's attention is because he is different from the group of coquettish sluts outside. If it falls into his eyes, he wants to refuse and welcome!
Therefore, the correct way to get rid of the overlord should be to welcome or refuse!

Xu Lang gritted his teeth, put his hand on his shoulder, and squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, "Okay. Are you going up or I'm going down? To your house or mine? Are you coming tonight?"

Lu Yan's domineering president with the same dead mother's face almost collapsed, and his mind was full of: how fat four?This idiot who regards love as friendship suddenly became enlightened?

He slapped Xu Lang's hand away with disgust on his face, "Let's talk about it later, let me contact the people in the northeast."

"Contact Northeast. Why?" Xu Lang panicked, he didn't reject me, and he wanted to take me to Northeast!Is this the tempo to show me to his brothers?How about a gorgeous and romantic proposal in the overwhelming snowstorm after watching it?After the begging is over, there will be a century wedding broadcast live globally?

Under his frightened eyes, Lu Yan smiled charmingly: "Send you to the northeast to sell ginseng."

Xu Lang: "." Orz must have been angered by my frivolous words just now, making him feel that I am a very casual person, so he wants to punish me for selling ginseng in the Northeast, and let me live in the worst house. Serve the most broken bowl, eat the most rotten food, and when I can't stand it anymore, I will take the initiative to come back and beg him!
Hey, when will I be able to go through hardships and obstacles, reach the pinnacle of life, and usher in the happy ending of my life!
Judging from the current momentum of development, Xu Lang felt that he might not be able to last the day when President Ba would change his mind and fall in love with him wholeheartedly, and hold him in his palm as a pet.

Lu Yan pulled away the accosting maniac, but ignored the other gossip maniac.

As soon as he left, Shisha sat down next to Bu Yao. He looked at Xu Lang and Lu Yan's backs and then at Bu Yao, wondering if the two had gone to a duel.

Sensing his meaningful gaze, Bu Yao subconsciously moved aside, "Get lost, don't look at me."

Ten kills: "."

"Did I offend you?" Shi Sha gave her a sideways look, with a puzzled look on his face.

Bu Yao ignored him, but felt that this man was not good enough to be beaten, had a strange temper, and looked arrogant all day long, making people want to beat him when he spoke.

"Hello." Shi Sha didn't feel embarrassed at all, and said straight to the point: "Which one is your boyfriend?"

"Does it have something to do with you?" Bu Yao was really puzzled, he didn't pick up on so many people's gossip, why did he insist on grabbing her?
Shi Sha nodded, and said with a deep expression: "Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles."

Bu Yao: "???" So you came to ask me to recite the text?Should I recite the entire "Sun Tzu's Art of War" to you in return?
Seeing her bewildered expression, Tosha smiled with satisfaction, and after laughing, looked at her with the expression of looking at a "stupid mortal". : "Zhou Ziming likes Yu Shenguang, so you can't target Yu Shenguang too hard during the competition. After all, you never know what a wife-protecting madman will do when he goes crazy."

Bu Yao looked indifferent: "Oh, is this the reason why you used the second skill to show off your skills in the finals instead of tying A, and you were counter-killed with a knife in the air at the end? Sounds great."

As she spoke, she applauded.

Ten Kill's unpredictable expression collapsed for a moment, and he continued: "XO's top laner must wash his hair before the match to win. It may be that the sealed beast in his body can only be awakened by Tihua Zhixiu Shampoo."

Bu Yao: "So how much did Dihua Zhixiu give you? Can I give you a double to let your team have my surname?"

Ten Kills: "." I don't think so, the Buyao team sounds sissy and doesn't match my handsomeness.

"Team Super's top laner will lose as soon as he goes to the bathroom. Maybe going to the bathroom will let go of the scourge in his body." He continued.

Bu Yao: "Why can't it be that he urinates frequently and urgently, and forgets to bring Qianliekang?"

Ten Kills: ".Before joining the team, there will be a physical examination, which is not valid."

"The top laner of the Dreamwalking team can only win with a heroine with big breasts during the game."

Bu Yao: "But the upper unit is full of muscular men, so they are downgraded."

Shisha nodded, and suddenly turned his gaze to her, "So who is your boyfriend?"

"What's the matter? You still have to use my boyfriend's and my birthday horoscope to calculate what kind of metaphysics I will have?" Bu Yao looked at him with a silly expression on his face.

In the end, Shisha shook his head and said, "Your metaphysics should be that you left the gaming circle crying after being defeated by me once. It was love that stopped it."

So he wanted to see which damned man could actually possess such power to destroy heaven and earth, although he had already conservatively estimated in his heart that it was Yu Shenguang.

(End of this chapter)