The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 801
Bu Yao's heartbeat stopped suddenly, and before he could be moved, he heard him say again: "The balcony is fine, and the sofa is also fine."

Bu Yao: "..." What the hell is the balcony sofa?

Want to kill him.

The emotion she was full of suddenly vanished, and she pulled back her hair indifferently, "I think you want to be beaten."

"Come on." Lu Yan slammed the table and said very forcefully, "I'm afraid you won't make it?"

Bu Yao smiled, very good, less than an hour after the official announcement, this dog man completely changed his face, this is probably the difference between before marriage and after marriage...

She moved her knuckles, and punched him softly in the chest, but Lu Yan reacted faster than her, reached out and grabbed her fist, and at the same time shouted: "Rock paper scissors!"

Bu Yao: "???" What happened?
Under her bewildered gaze, the dog man shook her grasped little hand and smiled triumphantly: "You are a rock, I am a cloth."

"So?" Bu Yao continued to be in a daze.

Lu Yan: "So I won, you will be bitten by me."

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?What the hell is a bite?
Before she could react, her Mr. Lu had already approached slowly, and after whispering 'ooooo' in her ear, he slapped her on the face.

Bu Yao's ears became hot in an instant, and she pushed him away with a blushing old face, and whispered in her mouth: "Eat and eat, so many people are watching..."

Then she discovered that the people at the dinner table had long since disappeared...

Her teammates held a bowl each and squatted in a row at the entrance of the restaurant, preferring the collective COS beggars to eat their dog food...

And Captain Lu, the sugar madman, didn't stop his steps to show off his love, on the contrary, he continued to show off more and more vigorously.

There's no way, after all, after holding it in for so long, it's hard for him to make an official announcement, so of course he has to rant all at once!

After a day of training, Bu Yao took a shower, and just after getting out of the bathroom, she received a complaint from Chi Xiaonian.

[A little rice cake: Brother, please take care of your husky!If this goes on like this, the rumor party will be fed sugar by him, okay? 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so happy: You CP fans are not satisfied with candy?Too much sugar? 】

[A small rice cake: Of course, the sugar is made by yourself to make it sweeter!Your captain Lu is giving us candy!That's obviously putting sugar in the open position!Can't wait to put the funnel in our mouths, he turns on the faucet to fill us! 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so exaggerated: Is it that exaggerated? 】

[A little rice cake: You can find out by checking his Weibo and Moments. 】

Bu Yao entered his circle of friends in disbelief, and then saw a few big black characters written on his pure white background image in strong and powerful fonts: Don't look, I have a dog.

Bu Yao: "..." You are the dog.

She clicked on his Weibo again, and found that the background image of his Weibo homepage had also been replaced with her emoji, and he even made her feel free.

In the photo, she is carrying He Xiaopang's 49 cm long plastic knife, with one foot on the stool, and the expression on the snapshot is particularly ferocious, as if she is about to rise up to Liangshan in the next second!
Below it is also written in a shocking font: Let me see, who is cheating on my wife's Weibo again behind my back?
Bu Yao: "..." Very well, a person who has no desire to survive is not worthy of having a girlfriend.

She clicked on WeChat and started bombarding someone who was taking a shower.

[Cheap cabbage is super happy: Do you want to die? 】

Even in the shower, this Internet addiction boy never forgets to reply to her messages in seconds.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: How do you know? 】

[I'm super happy with the cabbage:? ? ? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I have long wanted to be loved by you to death. 】

[I'm so happy that cabbage is so excited: I don't love it anymore, get out. 】

Immediately afterwards, she sent a screenshot of his Weibo homepage.

[I'm super happy to be so excited: From the moment you post my emoji, you have completely lost me! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;, what if others always miss me? 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I also prepared it for you. 】

[Super happy to be arched by a pig: [picture] [picture]]

Bu Yao clicked on it, and saw a pure white background picture of the same style as his circle of friends, with the words: Don't look, I have a master.

The other one shows him in the same pose as her holding a big knife, but it is very high-definition than hers. Not only is he looking at the camera with a murderous look, he is not sculpted at all, but he is also fucking handsome. The following is a shocking The font reads: Let me see, who is spying on my husband's Weibo behind my back?
Bu Yao: "..." is indeed the most bitch male player in KPL...

[I'm so happy that Bai Cai is so excited: Why do your photos look better than mine!I don't agree! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: I want all the dead fat nerds who peeped at your movements to be baptized by my prosperous beauty, and then feel ashamed of themselves, knowing how much I am, and never dare to rob me again. 】

[I'm so happy that I got cabbage: So why can't I make the Mrs. Lu who raped you on Weibo feel ashamed?It must be you, the dog, who was afraid that I would steal your title of No. [-] show in KPL, so you deliberately arranged for me! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Be good, you are the only Mrs. Lu, who else do you want to make feel ashamed? 】

[I'm super happy when I get to the cabbage: stop talking nonsense!Replace my sand sculpture photos! 】

[Super happy to be pushed by a pig: no change. 】

[So happy that Bai Cai is arched: You have completely lost me! 】

Someone relied on her being in the bathroom, she didn't dare to rush in and beat him, and began to let herself go and do whatever she wanted.

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: That's really great, I finally lost you! 】

[So happy that Bai Cai is so excited: You never got me! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Yes, I never wanted you. 】

[Cabbage is so happy: Then you go, you go, you go! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: leave as soon as you go, whoever turns back is shameless! 】

[I'm super happy when I get to the cabbage: Hmph! 】

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Heh. 】

Bu Yao lost her phone angrily, took out the key and locked the bathroom door, the kind that wouldn't let you out if you didn't kneel down and call a hundred times, my husband!
Lu Yan only heard two clicks, and then the bathroom door couldn't be opened...

[Super happy to be hugged by a pig: Don't lock the door if you have the ability! 】

[I'm super happy to be so excited: You have the ability to pick the lock and get out! 】

Two minutes later, Bu Yao saw the sand sculpture posting on Weibo again.

That's right, it's such a time, this insane person hasn't forgotten to show his affection!

[Lu Meili V: Shocked, a certain woman locked her husband in the bathroom because she was afraid that she would not be able to restrain her animal desire because she was too beautiful... If you want to know what will happen next, I will tell you if you let the black meat release me. 】

(End of this chapter)