The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 802 I'm Just Your Substitute

The accompanying picture shows him with his hands on his knees and his back leaning against the bathroom door. The whole person is an enlarged version of Orz, pitifully weak and helpless.

So, in an instant, there was an upsurge of persuading Hero in fancy ways in the comment area, but the direction of persuasion was a bit wrong...

[Let me see, which pair of shameless CPs made sugar in front of me again? 】

[Excuse me?After the official announcement and parental collective certification, you played the prison play again? ? ? 】

[emmm, why did "Bu Zong's Sky-high Priced Little Wife" automatically pop up in my mind? 】

[Boss Bu!Don't let him out, go through the Ba Zongwen procedure first!Take his innocence first, then sign a contract with him, and finally conquer him with your personality charm, let him be your foot-washing maid willingly! 】

[Hahahahaha, what the hell is a foot-washing maid?When did I, God Lu, suffer this kind of grievance? 】

【Not only do I not want Hei Rou to let him out, but I even want Hei Rou to catch some mosquitoes and put him in... I'm sorry I'm a devil...】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh young people, don't restrain yourself!Let me out, God Lu, quickly! 】

【Actually, you just want to watch their follow-up... (whispers BB)】

[I want to see the follow-up + 1...]

[I want to see the follow-up + 10086...]

……

Lu Yan looked at the comments on the screen that taught her how to deal with herself, and she was completely autistic. A sentence appeared in her mind: My country is dead...

After being stubborn for 2 minutes, he finally couldn't help it anymore, and started acting coquettishly and cutely.

Bu Yao was reading the comments happily, when she heard the bathroom door knocked three times, and his soft voice came from inside: "Hey, my husband, I was wrong, I am shameless. "

"Do you want to change the background image of Weibo?" Bu Yao took the opportunity to threaten him.

Lu Yan: "If you don't change, you won't change even if you die!"

"Then continue to reflect." Bu Yao raised his legs and was about to leave, when he heard him sniffing his nose deliberately, and began to cry with snot and tears: "Do you not love me anymore? Just now the official announcement By the end of the day, there will be no novelty for me, and I won't even show my love to me, and the bathroom is so windy that I'm so scared..."

Bu Yao: "..." Isn't this my fucking line?
She flipped through those comments that were too serious to watch, and suddenly had a bold idea, rolled her eyes slyly and said: "It's okay to think of it, you have to promise me one thing."

Only then did Lu Yan stop crying, and twitched like a girl who had been robbed, "It was agreed in advance that I will not be a performer, only my body."

Bu Yao: "..." Longevity, the women of the people forcibly robbed the bandits...

Who wants you to sell yourself? Hey!
Two minutes later, sand sculpture netizens discovered that Bu Yao's Weibo had also been updated.

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Please sign for the follow-up you want. 】

The accompanying picture shows Lu Yan wrapped tightly in a white bathrobe, kneeling on the bed obediently, holding a sign in his hand, with five large characters written on it: Husband, I was wrong.

Doesn't he like to show affection, so let him show it off!

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha God damn follow-up!You have the ability to kneel on the bed!You have the ability to kneel on the ground! 】

[You have the ability to kneel on the ground, you have the ability to kneel on durians! 】

[The handwritten words are too insincere, he should be asked to kneel on the keyboard and type them out! 】

[Hahahaha don't be cowardly, God Lu, keep going!Think that I, Lu Meili, have been a disaster for the world for so many years, and finally capsized in the gutter? 】

[Ahhh, please stop showing off, I'm about to suffer from diabetes! 】

……

Bu Yao even received a private message from Xu Lang from her.

[Xu Langlang V: Excuse me? WTF?What's the matter, miss?I was obsessed with training and disconnected from the Internet for a day, and you announced it to me, Lu Shenguan? ? ?No wonder my hair is so green, it turns out you secretly applied dye to me! ! ! 】

Bu Yao: "..." God damn dye, you've been thinking about my wife all day and I haven't settled the score with you yet.

[Xu Langlang V: Am I now like what was written in a dog blood romance novel?Betrayed by her best friend and snatched away the male god, is it time to be reborn and start revenge mode?Tear up the white lotus with your hands, kick the scumbag with your feet, and reach the pinnacle of your life. There is also a mysterious man chasing me and asking me to be his wife? 】

Bu Yao: "..." It is indeed the arrangement of KPL's first brain hole, steady!

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Before being reborn, shouldn't you... die first? 】

[Xu Langlang V: That's right!Is it too late for me to find a big truck in the middle of the road?If the bloody and bloody ones don't die, it will hurt, or ask any fellow Taoist who needs to cross the catastrophe, and I will borrow his sky thunder and directly ascend from the spot? Emmm... Then I became a barbecue, what if I was eaten by a dog... Would I hang on a crooked tree if I jumped off the building?What should I do if I am reluctant to cut my wrist?Sleeping pills are too bitter to take...]

[Xu Langlang V: Is there any black technology that only needs to take a nap for 3 minutes, let life flow away quietly, it is very safe during the operation, and more worry-free after the operation?Waiting online, I am anxious to be reborn! 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Of course. 】

[Xu Langlang V: Please also ask the young lady to guide me in the maze! 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Painless abortion, you deserve it. 】

[Xu Langlang V: ... I regard you as an idol, yet you cursed me to be pregnant? 】

【Sailor Moon HeroV:? ? ? 】

[Xu Langlang V: And my big brother was snatched away by you!It's a ghost if you can get pregnant!The plot of running with the ball can't even develop! 】

[Sailor Moon HeroV: What if it belongs to Brother Dang? 】

[Xu Langlang V: Impossible!Brother Dang accompanied me because I was afraid! 】

Bu Yao: "..." I seem to have discovered something extraordinary! ! ! !

Loitering CP is rio! ! !

And Xu Langlang, a fool, is still thinking about his boss, how can this work!

Bu Yao's rotten girl's soul was burning in an instant, in order to make the prodigal CP well, she had no choice but to tell him the truth!
[Sailor Moon HeroV: You may not believe me if you say it, but your big brother has only loved me from the beginning to the end, there is no way, after all, there is only one girl like me who is beautiful and good at playing games, and I searched all over the KPL. , first come first served...]

Xu Lang: "..." I was speechless.

[Xu Langlang V: Let me just say, how could someone fall in love with me because I look so handsome without shaking my hands after washing, so it's because I look so much like you when I don't shake my hands!That's why he insisted on letting me wear women's clothes. He would be jealous even if I said a word to you. Knowing that I didn't go to school for a few days and retired, it would be difficult to find a job, so he sent me to the Northeast to take over his ginseng seller. Business……】

(End of this chapter)