The e-sports god takes it home

Chapter 803 Will You Appear Baldly

Bu Yao: "..." Qiaodou sack, Sao Nian, is there something wrong with your brain hole on the eighteenth bend of the mountain road?

[Xu Langlang V: So according to the routine of romance novels, you are the white moonlight in his heart, and I am just a substitute who looks like you! 】

Bu Yao looked indifferent: "..." No, I am much prettier than you.

[Xu Langlang V: He treats me so well, brings me so much touch and romance, but it's just because of my old relationship with you! 】

Bu Yao: "..." Yes, yes, you have a big brain and you are right in everything you say, so you who are heartbroken, quickly stop this thought and live happily with Dang Ge.

【Xu Langlang V: Do you think I will be heartbroken, all thoughts will be lost, and I will turn around and fall into the arms of the second male slut?No!I do not want it!According to the routine of romance novels, he will soon find out that you have changed, that you are no longer the white moonlight in his heart, and then he will remember my tenderness, consideration and kindness, and then he will chase me back and walk into love with me. The palace of marriage!So I must not panic, the dog wins in the end! 】

Bu Yao: "..." What to do, I really want to hit him.

[Xu Langlang V: Xu Langlang, come on, you can definitely do it! 】

There is no fluctuation in Bu Yao's heart, and he even wants to send him a song: Xu Lang's brain circuits have eighteen bends, Xu Lang's brain circuits have nine consecutive loops, Xu Lang's brain circuits line up, Xu Lang's brain circuits line up string……

And Xu Lang was not as strong as he appeared on the surface. Instead, he turned his head and threw himself into the arms of the second male brother Dang, "Brother Dang, Hero said that the boss has never Liked me, I was just her substitute!"

Brother Dang straightened his face, looked up and down carefully, then rubbed his head: "Hey, you took advantage."

Xu Lang: "..."

And Brother Dang continued to test frantically on the verge of abducting him: "Should you be heartbroken, distraught, and seek death and life now?"

Xu Lang nodded: "According to the routine of romance, it's true."

Brother Dang: "I know some ways to divert attention, such as listening to music, reading books, doing sports..."

Xu Lang blinked, "So?"

In the next second, Brother Dang turned over and stood up, "So we."

Xu Lang: "..." So what about listening to music and reading books?

On the other hand, Bu Yao, who was domineering on Weibo, was cowardly as soon as she got on the bed, and obediently changed the background of the circle of friends and Weibo of the couple model with Lu Yan.

"Do you want another photo before going to bed?"

Bu Yao: "..." I don't want it, it's too shameful for me to refuse!

She shook her head, and at the same time turned on the rainbow fart mode with a strong desire for survival: "You are so beautiful, I can only see it by myself."

After finishing speaking, she reached out and touched his eyelashes: "The eyelashes are so long, I like them!"

Lu Yan lowered his eyes, and was praised by her so that there was a smile on the corners of his eyes and brows, and said in a low voice: "Then pull it out and give you one?"

"Don't." Bu Yao leaned forward and chirped, "It will hurt a lot."

His eyelashes trembled, and in the next second he hugged her and rolled around like a puppy, with a sly smile on his lips, "Then...one?"

Bu Yao: "..." Why did you suddenly drive the high-speed train... and whether your brain circuit was also infected by Xu Lang...

Let me go too fast!

After messing around for a while, he stopped suddenly and murmured: "I seem to have forgotten one very important thing."

Bu Yao: "..." Excuse me?

Immediately after her, Mr. Lu suddenly came close to her ear, bombarding her eardrums with his subwoofer, "Today I love Bu Yaoyao too."

……

After a week of rest, the curtain of the playoffs has gradually opened. The biggest competitor of Win, who ranked first in the regular season, is still Diamond.

They just won the championship last season, and the momentum has not diminished this season, and the popularity on the Internet is very high.

On the contrary, Win, the former triple crown champion, missed the championship again and again. Recently, he was pushed to the forefront because of the headwind reopening and the rumored official announcement, and his support rate was far lower than that of the Diamond team.

[After betting on Win for two seasons, my face was almost swollen. As expected, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. 】

[I am already Buddha to Win, as long as they are happy. 】

[After three consecutive victories and three consecutive losses, you will have to pay back sooner or later. 】

[It has been said that Win has fallen, and there are still a group of idiot fans who are bragging about it. This season, I am betting that it will be cute. 】

[Except for the fact that he will show his love when he reopens against the wind, it’s no wonder it’s not cool. Official Guangxuan hasn’t seen him show off for so long. I’m blind to fall in love with this team. Sure enough, the greater the expectation, the greater the disappointment. Powdered. 】

[Guangshen's straight male dictionary probably doesn't have the word show affection at all... and I will always support Win. 】

[Even if they fall, I will still remember their glory. 】

[You deserve it if you get stuck, I reopen when I get stuck, garbage Win is black for life. 】

……

Lu Yan could think of what the sunspots would spray on him with his toes, but not only did his heart not fluctuate, he even showed affection.

He stretched out his hand and wrapped a strand of Bu Yao's hair around his fingers, took a photo and posted it on Weibo.

[Lu Meili V: Will you show up bald at the hair transplant shop on the corner. 】

[Hahahahahaha today's dog food get! 】

[I see that your knees are itchy and you want to kneel on the washboard. 】

[Hei Rou: Pull it lightly, my wife's wig is expensive! 】

[Hahahahahaha god damn wig, some people are beautiful girls on the surface, but the hairline behind their back is ten centimeters behind the fifth brother? 】

[Black meat come quickly, washboard arrangement! @美少女战Hero]

And Bu Yao, who received their call, responded to them as expected.

[Sailor Moon HeroV: Will you show up bald at the hair removal shop on the corner. 】

The accompanying picture shows Lu Yan's upturned Erlang legs, and the trouser legs are coquettishly rolled up to the knees, revealing his pure natural fur trousers, and Bu Yao's fingers are pinching one of his leg hairs, pulling his skin to the point The deformed kind...

It hurts to look at.

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, I am fascinated with what sand sculpture CP! 】

[Come on, black meat!Pull the hair off his legs! 】

[I thought that a delicate pig boy like me, Lu Shen, would even braid the hair on his legs and wear a bow. 】

[Hahahaha God fucking bow!Sister, do you have any misunderstanding about delicacy!This is obviously a sand sculpture! 】

【let me!I can make it up! ! ! 】

(End of this chapter)